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Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

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Masters of the Universe, Green Lantern, Dragon Ball Evolution, Shazam Fury of the Gods New
Running Gag, Part 4.

Skeletor rose from the pit.

"I will be back..." he said.

----

Sinestro put on the yellow ring, and his uniform shifted.

He smirked to himself and flew away.

----

The figure on the bed turned around so the woman could put the wet rag on his forehead.

It was Piccolo!

----

"So, what are we doing now?" Sivana questioned.

"You'll meet some allies. Our Monster Society of Evil!" Mr. Mind crowed.

---

They sat around a table with Skeletor, Sinestro and Piccolo, saying nothing at all.

"Nobody's going to call," Sivana eventually broke the awkward silence.

"They will!" Mr. Mind hissed.

----

Skeletor, Sinestro, Piccolo, Mr. Mind and Sivana will not return in Avengers Doomsday.

But 2003 Bullseye will! Probably.
 
Helltaker New
The Original Temptation.

"So, um, how did you trick them?" the Helltaker said. "Did you actually turn into a serpent or..."

Lucifer pulled a really old, beaten up sock puppet of a toon green snake out of her pocket, putting it on her left hand.

"Wow," the Helltaker said. "They were really dumb, weren't they?"

"You could say that..." she told him.
 
Wacky Races New
Why Does Dick Dastardly Stop to Cheat?

"Look, I'm just saying..." A man was telling his friend as they left, "He would win all races if he just drove! He needs to be ahead of everyone to set traps..."

"Why do you overthink this, he's just a wacko! You won your bet so why so upset?" his friend said.

They went past Pat Pending, who smiled to himself as the public left.

Once the Wacky Racers were alone, Pat took a remote control from a pocket. He pressed a button on it and the other Racers collapsed to the ground.

Whistling happily, Pending went to the office of the sponsors, split the income of the competition, then went home.

So that is your answer, dear friends. He was programmed to.
 
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Disney's Tarzan New
Showbiz.

The loincloth wearing Lord approached the Producer before filming.

"Sorry to disturb you, Michael, but..."

The Mouse put on his best smile. "What is it, Lord Greystoke?"

The man pulled on his loincloth. "It's not that I mind wearing this, far from it, but I think I should question the narrative reasoning of wearing it before meeting Jane."

Mickey sighed to himself.

"That is, I was raised by gorillas in a jungle, why would I be wearing anything at all, old chap?" the lead questioned.

It was like dealing with Mowgli all over again. Mickey tried to be patient. "But Sire, this is a film aimed at families. Trying to censor you with scenery all through would be somewhat... silly..."

"But the way we did it in the books..."

Mickey lost the smile.

Tarzan frowned. "Apologies. I forgot who was I dealing with. I'll wear the loincloth."

Jane walked by past them, hissing with her hands bunched into fists. "Damn."
 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic New
Generation 4 Megan Williams.

The weird looking bipedal being dusted her five fingered upper limbs off and smiled. Fluttershy stepped back from her even more.

"Oh, there's no use on crying on spilled milk!" she said. "Even if you're not the ponies I know, I'll help you..."

"What is she saying? What is she saying!?" Rainbow Dash told Twilight. "That's a she, isn't she!"

"She dresses like a she but very gaudily," said Rarity, who other than Twilight seemed to be taking it best.

"That's a she indeed. She's a human, but the language isn't the one I know..."

"Knowing? From where?" Applejack asked.

"From when I went through the mirror, remember? Pursuing Sunset Shimmer. "There I was turned into a human myself..."

"You went through that without going insane?!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"I'd like to think I didn't!" Twilight said patiently.

"Oh, poor dear," Rarity sympathized.

"Don't talk about her as if she was a monster!"

"Sorry, Twi, but just look at her!" Rainbow Dash said. "Her figure is some weirdo alien geometry!"

"Her speech is like eldritch garbling..." Fluttershy whispered, shrinking down.

Megan looked at them curiously. "You don't talk like those ponies either. You all sound funny!"

They just dumped her with Zecora, who tried translating but gave up, grumbling something about the eighties. Which was funny, since the human didn't even look twenty.

They still finished the adventure somehow, but by the end of it everypony but Twilight and Rarity were still weirded out, so Discord just dumped the girl into a portal. He says it took the human home. Twilight isn't sure.
 
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Disney's Hercules New
Divine Injustice.

"Dad, Mom..." Hercules said respectfully bowing before the thrones.

"What is it, son?" Zeus said fondly while Hera smiled lovingly.

"While I was at Hades' domain I noticed all human souls went there," Hercules said.

"So?" Zeus said.

"So I was thinking, now I punched Hades into the Styx maybe we should fix that? My human mom and dad, they're nice people, I don't want them going there. Humans build you temples and worship you, don't you think they deserve that much? Most of them aren't bad..."

Zeus and Hera shared looks.

Seconds later Hercules was flung out of Olympus.
 
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Umamusume Pretty Derby New
The Secret Origin of the Umamusume.

Twilight Sparkle smiled. "Well, Equestria is destroyed but we transported everypony here so its spirit lives on! The essence of a kingdom is its people, not its--"

"Ummm, Twilight?"

"What is it, Trixie?"

The rest of their ponies aimed their hooves at the beings surrounding them. Twilight saw they'd been transported to some colorful place with banners and cartels everywhere, depicting... them.

'Welcome to PonyCon Wyoming'.

The bronies began hooting. "Waifus! Waifus! Waifus!"

Fluttershy began shaking and shrinking.

"I don't like how they look at us..." said Octavia. "What are they even saying!"

Twilight tried to laugh it off. "Oh, please! If a anything, they seem happy to see u--"
 
Love Hina New
Loveless Hina.

"Did you know?" the little girl playing with him smiled. "They say that if two people promise to study at Todai together and they reunite years later they'll be together forever!"

Keitaro stared blandly at her.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," he said. "Who's those 'they' to begin with? Where's the proof of that? Why Todai? I wanna be a wrestling star anyway."

The smile froze on the little girl's face.

-----

The elderly Naru sat at her house surrounded by cats. "Bastard."
 
Dragon Ball GT, Mahou Sensei Negima! New
Idol.

Dr. Myuu looked at the picture on Gero's wall. "And this would be...?"

Gero let out a sigh. "The model I look up at, Professor Hakase Satomi, from the ancient ages..."

"What was so special about her?"

"Android 8, Android 13, Android 16, Androids 17 and 18, Android 19... It took me so many tries to be satisfied with anything at all..."

Gero then pointed at a photo of Chachamaru. "She got it right on her first try!"
 
Indiana Jones New
Indiana Jones and the Subverted Trope.

The swordsman twirled his scimitar around expertly.

Groaning wearily, Indiana pulled a gun out and pressed the trigger.

The gun clicked empty.

"Haha!" The swordsman laughed, advancing on Jones, still spinning the scimitar. "Infidel dog, your lowly trickery has fail--"

Indiana pulled a second gun put, shot him.

He turned around and began walking away.

One of the men in attendance pulled a gun of his own, shooting Indiana in the head.
 
Spaceballs, Star Wars New
Spaceballs vs Star Wars: No, Why, No.

Luke walked in with Lone Starr. "Oh, there you are, 3PO, we're setting out for... Gahhhh!"

Dot Matrix and C-3PO were together in bed.

"Master Luke, I can explain!"

----

Luke sat visibly stunned. "I don't know why that disturbs me so much..."

Lone Starr shrugged. "It's not worse than what Barf and Chewbacca do..."
 
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Toy Story, Monsters Inc New
But Do They Carry Little Living Monster or Toy Emotions In Their Heads?

"Hey, Sully," Woody told the monster emerging from the closet.

"Hey, Woody," the monster waved casually on his way to the bed.

"Gahhhh! The monster's back!" Rex ran to hide.

Mr. Potato Head rolled his eyes. "Oh, for the love of--"

Sully stopped. "By the way now you say that, what's your concept of God?"

"What again?" Buzz questioned.

Sully twirled his hand around. "You know, do you even believe in a god? Is that a toy god or something? Why did he create you that way, you know, compelled to serve people despite your being just as sentient as them? Not to offend but that's a pretty sad life, isn't it?"

"We find happiness on playing with kids!" Woody said proudly.

"But what if some of you ever want to be something else? Why don't you ever aspire to anything higher? Sure, making kids happy is nice I guess, but don't you ever have any different goals? Why not? Don't you think about that?"

"Nooooo..." the toys said.

Sully winced. "That's kind of... Creepy?"

"At least we're not kid predators," Slinky said.

Sully huffed his way. "Bite that tongue! They choose us on strict parameters of morals! We're monsters, not fiends!"

"You enter the bedrooms of kids while nude. Just sayin', boy," Jesse said.

Sully facepalmed. "Let's not play that, alright? Or else I'd ask you if you were to break your precious masquerade and protect your beloved children if some actual predator went for them."

"Would you?" Hamm retorted.

"They're not monster kids, I'm not pretending I involve myself emotionally, unlike you," Sully lectured. "They're just energy sources, I'm not being a hypocrite by being pragmatic about the secrecy."

Andy rolled on the bed, putting the pillow on his head. "Not this dream again, darn!"
 
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Soso No Frieren New
Aura Farming.

Frieren stood smiling smugly in a droopy hat, boots, midriff showing top and jean shorts. She held a pitchfork.

There were lines and lines of Aura heads across the field behind her. Like pumpkins.

Fern frowned. "No, that's not the meaning of that term!"

"This is disturbing..." one of the Aura heads said distantly.
 
Tales of the Wedding Rings, The Fantastic Four New
Tales of the Wedding Things.

Benjy Grimm slammed his fists together. "Wedding Rings, do your thing!"

Hime, Nefritis, Granart, Sapphir and Amber all latched onto him.

----

Johnny Storm turned the TV off. "This is the stupidest idea for an anime!"
 
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