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How about now?

But then Fragile dies, doesn't she?

They aren't directly linked, its just that they have a suicide pact if either is working for Sixo again. So if Liveryn dies and Fragile doesn't know of Sixo's involvement or Sixo isn't involved, she's clear

Happy to see the Nikke who puts the Failure in Girlfailure Liveryn here, unsurprised she's delivering virus bomb packages. Hoping that with this Commander she might be able to develop as a person, or barring that, at least decide the side with Gachaman is the more profitable side to be on
 
11. To the Surface New
Within the next thirty minutes, Counters - that is, Rapi, Anis, Renamon and I - find ourselves at an entirely different elevator than the first one we used. Maiden left to report back to Ingrid after she got her phone back from me, and Poli left for the precinct to prevent anyone else from drinking that coffee. We agreed to meet back up after the mission to try and locate Liveryn and prevent her from giving any further virus bombs.

For now, we wait here for our last two squadmates. It is taking a bit of time, so half of us are leaning against any place that is a comfortable height. Renamon decided that sitting on a short pillar would be the best option, while Rapi stays standing, staring straight out at the hallway.

Anis speaks up, her voice trying to stay upbeat but subtly wavering. "So, keeping an eye out for other problems?"

"Two Corrupted Nikke attacked the Commander specifically in the short time that we were in the Ark," she responds, her brow furrowing. "And Marian's hands were moving toward his neck before she grabbed the gun. That's three times, and that makes a pattern."

"Can you prove she was reaching toward his neck?" Renamon asks, tilting her head.

"…no," she admits, frowning deeper. "Her arms twitched toward his face, so it isn't clear what she was trying to do."

"So right now it's just a coincidence," Anis says, despite sounding more tense than she was before. "Can't fault you for being cautious, though."

"Cautious about what?" A familiar voice says that causes the woman in yellow to tense up. As one, we all turn to see iDoll Ocean walking up, her body successfully repaired.

"The Nikke that attacked us," I carefully respond.

She works her mouth for a moment before shaking her head. "That doesn't make sense. Didn't she get shot by the other Commander?" I nod once, and she grips the straps to two medical boxes on her body. "Then why would you have to worry about her?"

"We don't," Anis snaps at her, a fiery storm of anger in her eyes. "We are worried about other Corrupted Nikke, you dumb-!" She cuts herself off, taking deep breaths before turning back to me. "So, who's our last member?"

"I don't actually know," I admit, rubbing the back of my neck. "I was going to ask Poli, but Ingrid said she already chose someone to be our fifth."

"They can do that?" Renamon asks, surprised.

"They have as much power as the Deputy Chief," Rapi responds. "If Ingrid wants to assign someone to us, we can't refuse."

"They're trying to kill us," Anis suddenly blurts out, forcing everyone's eyes to move to her. "Grouping us all together again? Sending us back up to the surface? Exceeding the amount of Nikkes that are allowed by the Central Government?" She gestures to thin air, her hands clenching angrily. "They want to have us all killed without anyone noticing!"

"What reason could they possibly have for doing that?" Shifty's voice cuts through Anis's rant.

"Gah!" The shortest blonde yelps, looking panicked. "You scared me! Where did you even come from?"

Their operator calmly explains to her, "I heard there's a new mission, so I came to assist." She continues, as though explaining a complicated subject to a toddler. Or maybe just algebra. "If they wanted you dead, you'd be dead already. They wouldn't bother with sending you back up to the surface." What, would they send Corrupted Nikkes our way, instead? "In other words, this is a normal operation."

"Normal as can be," Anis mutters, and I pat her shoulder reassuringly.

Rapi, ever the dutiful soldier, responds diligently. "If it's an order, I'll follow it." Her gaze drifts to me, her expression falling to something far more concerned. "But Commander… are you okay with this?"

"As far as I'm concerned, you're my family." The words spill out of me without a single thought, but I find that I do not disagree with any of them. I offer each of the girls a smile, placing a hand on my chest as I bow gratefully. "I believe in each and every one of you."

"Hey now!" Anis yelps, blushing in a rather adorable manner. "Where'd all that confidence come from all of a sudden?" She chuckles, punching my shoulder lightly. "Well we trust you too, Commander. For the time being, that is," she teases.

"Wait," Rapi interrupts, turning her head to the only way to the elevator. "Someone's coming." Anis hums in acknowledgment as we all turn to look at the person rounding the corner.

I blink at the surprisingly white uniform of the girl who appears, who looks slightly shorter than Anis. She startles when she sees us all staring at her, but recovers quickly enough. One hand adjusting her red framed glasses and brushing her white hair behind her ear, she introduces herself. "Hello. My name is Neon. I was sent to take part in this investigation." She smiles brightly, closing her blue eyes in the process. "Nice to meet you."

Shifty clicks her keys for a moment. "I got the personnel transfer notice just now. Is she wearing a white sailor outfit?"

"With a skirt and matching cap, yes," I respond.

"That is her," she confirms.

I nod and reach my hand out to our latest member, smiling warmly. "Welcome to the team." She promptly brightens up and grabs my hand with both of hers, shaking it once before letting go.

"Thank you, Commander!"

Meet all of Squad Counters! Gain a Silver Random Ticket!

I smile, looking out over my team. So this is what the real Squad Counters looks like, is it? I like it. And hey, maybe this roll will help us out further? I let it spin.

Anis interrupts my thoughts as she reaches past me to poke Neon's shoulder. "Hey. What type of Nikke are you, anyways?"

Neon seems to fluster for a moment before she tilts her head slightly, hiding her eyes as the light glints off her lenses. "Ah, yes, I believe I'm a spy."

…what. I am so stunned I miss the window with my roll again.

Anis looks just as dumbfounded as I feel. "Huh?"

Neon continues as if none of us are staring at her in disbelief. "My boss, Ingrid, instructed me to do my utmost in assisting you, after which I am to report back to her." She smiles brightly at the five of us. "This is what a spy does, no?"

Anis slowly pulls her hand back, quite uncertain. "I… guess so?"

"I've always wanted to be a spy!" She proclaims like someone who achieved a childhood dream. "I'm looking forward to working with you all. I'll try to be the best spy I can!"

I cannot help myself, smiling at her enthusiasm. "I look forward to working with you as well."

Anis decides to pull me off to the side, staring me down intensely. "You sure this isn't going to be a problem down the line?"

I chuckle and pat her head, making her hiss and duck away. "Don't worry, we can just all sign the contract. That should help us out, at least."

"And you think she won't just tell Ingrid?" She jabs me in the chest, making a valid point.

In exchange, I offer my rebuttal. "There is a good chance she'll tell, but I have to show some amount of trust." I wilt under her squinted gaze, knowing that she is judging me, and offer my other reason. "I don't want to lose you girls. I don't want to lose anyone ever again."

Her expression loses a measure of its ferocity, and she sighs, crossing her arms under her ample- I swiftly avert my gaze to her face, catching the amused smirk before she becomes serious once more. "Commander, I don't think compromising your secret is worth a chance of bringing us back."

"It's not just a chance," I try to convince her. "It's a guarantee that you will be back to life in two days, a full heal in a day as long as you're in the familiar space, which might very well be a separate plan of reality for protection, and an increase in power due to the Summoner trait I just got."

Her brow twitches twice. "And you didn't signal that you got said trait why?" I start sweating as I recall that I did indeed promise to mention whatever I got. She glares into my eyes for a long moment before sighing, holding out her hand. "Fine. Give me the damn contract."

I nod and quickly hand it over, watching as she snags a pen from a nearby clipboard and signs the contract. She freezes, eyes moving to her hands in awe as Rapi discretely takes the pen and signs as well.

Get Anis of Counters as your Familiar! Gain one Silver Random Ticket!
Get Rapi of Counters as your Familiar! Gain one Gold Random Ticket!


I blink owlishly at both Rapi's action and the messages, not having expected her to jump into signing like that. I look at Anis, but she seems stunned into silence by her sudden enhancement. Shoulders drooping slightly, I turn to the last two members of our squad. "Did you two want to sign, too?"

"Why?" Ocean asks, slightly wary due to Anis's reaction.

"You can become stronger," I try to shorten my explanation, "and free repairs in exchange for becoming my Familiars."

Finally! Respect the Capitals!

I mentally wave her off as the two look at each other. Neon walks forward and takes the pen, eyes gleaming. "Anything for more firepower!" Fire what? Before I can ask for clarification, she signs her name, humming happily.

Get Neon of Counters as your Familiar! Gain one Silver Random Ticket!

Ocean looks at each of the others, fidgeting slightly as she tries to convince herself. In the meantime, I roll the tickets I just got, wondering if Nandi can show me that one I missed.

Sure thing!

Thanks, Nandi. Alright, so what I got for meeting the full squad is…?


[Arc Reactor]
|Elite Item|
MCU - The Arc reactor is a revolutionary technology created by one of the greatest minds of the universe, Tony Stark. Even a tinker would find it difficult to replicate the technology due to the new element. The Reactor is so efficient that it can run indefinitely without replacement and provide more than 5 gigajoules of energy per second.



Thank you? Good to know I have my own personal generator, I suppose. How much is a gigajoule, anyways?

The average household uses about forty to ninety gigajoules.

Five gigajoules does not seem like much, then.

Each year.

…I stand corrected. I hope my embarrassed blush is not visible as the first roll ends.


[Omni Phone]
|Rare Item|
A mobile phone that has everything you need, being able to connect to a network regardless of distance, more storage space than you can count in numbers, a firewall that would take a machine god an aeon to crack and enough processing power to make a supercomputer blush.



Oh neat, upgrade to my current phone. I will have to wait until we are up on the surface to pull it out, but it is a great device to have. On top of that, this should help put Dragon quite a bit!

Ah, Ocean's looking to me for reassurance. I offer her a warm smile, hoping to let her know that I will accept whatever she decides. She looks to my right just as the next roll ends.


[Heat Object]
|Common Ability|
Allows you to heat up any object by touching it. The more energy you expend, the hotter and faster you can get the target object to heat up.



Helpful? I don't know, seems like just a facet of Wind Alteration, all things considered. Maybe something to use if I specifically need that and nothing else?

…yeah, I have nothing.

Oh, Ocean is grabbing the contract, so she must have decided to sign it. Why does she look so panicky? I glance at Anis to my right, noting her putting on an innocent facade. She smiles at me. I narrow my eyes at her as the last roll ends. What did she do?


[Bitch Breaker]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all a bad attitude needs is a good pounding. You are an expert at correcting attitudes through sex correction.



My train of thought derails instantly, and I can feel my face burn up from my blush. Anis gives me an odd look, but that does not matter because what the heck is this trait!? Is it possible to forget I ever got this?

Nope.

I feel myself deflate at this. Darn it. I guess Ocean is currently signing, so that's always a good thing, right? Right?

Get Yoyo of Counters as your Familiar! Gain one Bronze Random Ticket!

See, good news, even if it is only a bronze ticket. I roll it, gently patting Ocean on the shoulder as I gesture toward the elevator. We all pile on as I figure out how to explain my blessing to the newest members of my squad.


[Junimo]
|Common Familiar|
Stardew Valley - Junimos are lesser forest spirits and are called the keepers of the forest. They are supernaturally good at maintaining forests, wildlands, and farms, as well as farming effectively, but lack any offensive abilities. You get 50 Junimos, and that number increases as you get stronger.



Could be helpful, if I ever start a farm or maybe a grove. Maybe I could make a fruit or something and ask them to plant it or something? I wonder what they look like.

My mind keeps returning to that last message, and I turn to my friends, asking the question that is on my mind.

"Who is Yoyo?"



AN: So... family issues caused this one to have issues. I didn't have the energy for rewriting everything, so I hope you are alright with the current version.

Side note, I reworded one of the descriptions because honestly, it was too crass for my tastes. Hope that isn't an issue.
 
Going back from chapter one after binging.
[Eternal Bleed]

|Elite Trait|
Just hyper busted given you know what. Not to mention it makes someone harder to kill.
What is my blood type, anyways? Would that even help?
this one trait got me wondering if you pick the exact trait or roll randomly with crazy luck.
Even if they are more barren than the arid deserts, your semen does not care.
Good luck having to fight for the survival of mankind with half of Commander's girlfriends pregnant. I mean, it's sort of a fight for the future of mankind?
Animal aligned entities
Mother whale?
The bustier blonde perks up. "Singing?"
Start up a Counters Band. Neon can be on percussion. Electric guitar for Rapi.
The legless woman looks hurt at the accusation, staring at the blonde girl beside me. "What? What did I do to offend you?"
Hmm. Which character Nikke would Anis hate so much? HMMMMMMMMM.
Everything said, I'm surprised that no one was questioning Anis's hostility.
I was too late to guess! Maybe it was just to predictable for others to mention?(JK) Not that anyone imagined you would take Yoyo and place her at the start of the story as a dying Nikke captured by blacksmith.

Anis just threatened Yoyo into signing magical NDA? Now she's also revivable, lol. Stuck with her for life. Just wait until

Poli is great. My favorite of the police Nikkes. Maiden and Alice were the first Nikkes I three started. So I'm glad to see Maiden so soon, and Alice is going to be so happy to meet her Rabbity with magic powers.

Bitch breaker? After those previous comments? Were they in the know, or did author pick that one for funsies? (Does it work on mortal enemy?)

Changing descriptions is fine, even changing how it functions a bit is fine. How many readers would even recall the exact descriptions anyways?

Edit. Still hard to read previous chapter. For me the text was white, after liking it the text turned light gray.
 
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Just hyper busted given you know what. Not to mention it makes someone harder to kill.
Yeah, I got really lucky with that one. And hey, maybe the Commander can be the one giving blood transfusions, this time around.
this one trait got me wondering if you pick the exact trait or roll randomly with crazy luck.
I did fudge one roll. I forgot to turn on Classic Familiars, and got DIO from the roll gained from the Mortal Enemy Curse. I turned it on, rolled again, got Royal Beastkin.
Good luck having to fight for the survival of mankind with half of Commander's girlfriends pregnant. I mean, it's sort of a fight for the future of mankind?
It'll probably come up later when Sakura's Bond Story happens.
…I'm going to be honest, I did not even consider this. Would that actually work? What about Land Eater? Indivillia? The Four Beasts?
Start up a Counters Band. Neon can be on percussion. Electric guitar for Rapi.
This is hilarious. Renamon on bass. Dragon working the lights. Yoyo in the corner with the electric triangle.
Hmm. Which character Nikke would Anis hate so much? HMMMMMMMMM.

I was too late to guess! Maybe it was just to predictable for others to mention?(JK) Not that anyone imagined you would take Yoyo and place her at the start of the story as a dying Nikke captured by blacksmith.
It took a surprising amount of time for anyone to realize who she was (or at least mention it). I actually had to put her name out there.
Anis just threatened Yoyo into signing magical NDA? Now she's also revivable, lol. Stuck with her for life. Just wait until
"I like my playthings… extra durable."

Also you got cut off, what were you about to say?
Poli is great. My favorite of the police Nikkes. Maiden and Alice were the first Nikkes I three started. So I'm glad to see Maiden so soon, and Alice is going to be so happy to meet her Rabbity with magic powers.
Rabbity will get to show her his secret weapons for real, this time. ^^
Bitch breaker? After those previous comments? Were they in the know, or did author pick that one for funsies? (Does it work on mortal enemy?)
Honestly? Just the timing of the roll. Barely missed getting a new skill.
Changing descriptions is fine, even changing how it functions a bit is fine. How many readers would even recall the exact descriptions anyways?
Not sure, just felt it was fair to let the readers know I messed with something.
Edit. Still hard to read previous chapter. For me the text was white, after liking it the text turned light gray.
…dang it. Any clue how to fix that?
 
Commander can handle any fallout with either headpats or by the power of his dick.

I have faith. It'll get wild and crazy, but I have faith none the less.
He is more inclined to use the former than the latter, admittedly, as the Commander has certain morals that contradict what he got.

Glad you have faith in our favorite Commander.
 
He is more inclined to use the former than the latter, admittedly, as the Commander has certain morals that contradict what he got.

Glad you have faith in our favorite Commander.

Given how his rolls are going, its more of a 'noodle event' use of his dick. He wont' actually have to use it, it'll just... sit there... menacingly.

His crotch will start aura farming, as it were.
 
Did they delete your thread on space battle or something because I can't find it on there anymore.
 
Chapter 12: Friction New
"Who is Yoyo?"

The question echoes through the elevator, lending the air a sudden weight. I barely wonder if I said something wrong before Anis grabs Ocean by the neck, picking her up and slamming her against the wall.

"I knew it!" She hisses, drawing her free hand back and curling her fingers one by one against her palm. "Damn it, Yoyo, are you going to ruin this for me, too?" She clenches her fist so tight that her knuckles pop. "Not again." She lets loose, but it stops not even an inch from where it started. "Rapi, let me go."

"No." Anis snaps her head towards me, her eyes widening as she realizes that I have a firm grasp on her elbow with both arms, straining to hold her newfound strength back. "I refuse to let you get in trouble."

"No one would know," she hisses, hoisting Ocean even higher. "Then we'd be free of her forever."

"Except that Shifty is listening," I remind her, which makes her freeze. "She may be friendly to us, but I don't plan on testing her generosity."

"If you had landed that punch," Shifty helpfully adds, "I would have been forced to include it in the report."

Anis glares at the poor girl, whose hands are uselessly gripping at her arm. I can feel her trembling in my grip for a moment before she abruptly lets go, dropping Ocean onto her butt. "Fine. But I work with her under protest." She yanks her arm out of my grip and walks to the opposite side of the elevator, crossing her arms and glaring at the woman she assaulted.

"As long as it doesn't cause issues in the field," I gently respond, carefully helping the helmeted girl onto her feet. "I'm sorry, I have no idea what caused that."

"…was it that… Yoyo thing?" She asks, uncertain.

"Likely," I admit, moving to stand in the middle of the elevator to provide a barrier between them. "Anis, I know I have no right to request anything of you, but I would be willing to listen if you want to get something off your chest."

She stares blankly at me for a moment, then turns her head to the side. "I'm not mad at you, Commander. I'm upset that someone I'd rather stay in the past is here in front of me."

I nod, offering her a small smile before turning to Rapi, gesturing to her with two fingers. The familiar motion catches both her and Anis's attention as they recall the hidden meaning behind it. "Please make sure they are separated by two people at all times. I'd rather there not be a slap fight." The shorter blonde looks thoughtful at my words, and I immediately regret giving her ideas.

"No promises, Commander." Is that a small smile? Did Rapi just tell a joke??

Ocean frowns, tapping her chin as she tries to think. "Yoyo? Wasn't she that one pop star from a while back? She sort of just vanished, didn't she?"

"Yep," Anis bites off, still refusing to look at her. "Vanished, and for good reason, too."

"Hmm…" The mass-produced Nikke scratches her head thoughtfully. "Maybe I could just go by a different name?" She suggests, shrugging. "Commander, can you pick one for me?"

I blink, surprised that she left such an important decision to me, but I nod anyway. I move to turn towards her when her phone rings, a poppy tune filling the air.

"All eyes on me.~"

Ocean's face - or at least the visible part of it - devolves into a massive blush that she desperately tries to cover up. "I'm sorry, sir, I'll take care of it!" She pulls a small flipphone out of a pouch on her harness and flips it open to answer it. "Hello? No, I'm not interested in health insurance. Please stop calling, this is the twentieth time this week." She snaps it closed and tucks it away, bowing apologetically to me. "Sorry, Commander."

"It's fine," I say, gently petting her shoulder. "As for a name…" I think of the song that was just playing, then her old name. "…how about Miyo?"

"Miyo?" She tilts her head at the name, slowly nodding in acceptance. "Miyo is a good name, Commander. Thank you."

I offer her a small smile, then turn and gently address Anis's concerns. "If Miyo ever causes you stress, come to me and I'll do everything in my power to help." A warm grin forms on my lips. "Though from the looks of it, Miyo is an entirely different person from Yoyo. So the past might stay in the past."

The short girl scoffs, turning to give me a deadpan look. "I'll believe it when I see it, Commander."

"Then hopefully you'll see the proof you need soon," I respond, patting her shoulder just as the elevator doors open up to show the surface.

Neon is the first out, looking at the surroundings with a bright smile. "So this is the surface!"

"First time?" Anis says with a cheeky grin.

"Roger," Neon agrees as the rest of Counters fans out around the area to ensure it is clear. "It's so… big. The sky isn't buzzing. It's nothing like I've ever seen before." She takes a deep breath closing her eyes in what must be the most situationally dense move I can think of. "The air composition is the same, but somehow it just feels different."

"It'll wear off in a day or two," Anis responds with a shrug, shifting her grenade launcher into her hands. "We're guaranteed to run into Raptures within the hour." She turns Neon around with one hand and starts frog marching her along. "This is no time for sightseeing. If you stay too long, you'll get a nice heavy dose of electron beams straight to the brain."

"Then we should hurry," Renamon says, bouncing on her heels as she holds on to First Affection, Marian's gun.

"The objective of this operation," I say, pulling out my Omni Phone and reading the data Dragon helpfully imported for me, "is to investigate the control room of the power station." I tap my earpiece as Anis tries to get a closer look at my new phone. "Shifty, if you'd please."

"Yes, Commander. Scanning the area." I hear her fingers fly across her mechanical keyboard as the clacks echo in my ear. "Aerating. Clearing out Alva Particles." I should ask about those the next time we are free. "Concentration forty-two point twenty-three percent… twenty-one point forty-eight percent… Alva Particle concentration two point zero-one percent. Scanning finished." She sends the scan over to my phone, and I get a perfect picture in seconds. This is a great phone. "Give it a few minutes to transfer."

"It's done," I reply, cutting her short with a sputter.

"Oh! Wow, you must still have a strong signal, then! So, uh…" She tries to work past her embarrassment to give me her report. "R-right, according to the scan," she says, recovering once she's back in her element, "you'll have to follow the maglev train tracks to reach the power station. A high-voltage current is running through the entire line."

"It is?" Renamon says, surprised. "I'd have thought it would have run out of power after about one hundred years."

"It is directly connected to the power plant," Shifty points out, which makes sense. "It is part of the reason the Central Government is interested in this facility."

"Makes sense," I repeat my thought out loud. "Should we head across, then?"

"I would advise against that," Shifty denies, her voice filled with concern. "It's not an issue for Nikkes, but you…"

I grimace, not liking the image that puts in my head. Worse, my mind tries to bring Renamon into the picture and I have to force my mind blank.

"It's no big deal, Commander," Anis says, patting my back in a manner somewhere between pitying and consoling. "Don't be upset. After all, you're human."

…not quite? I think I'm some mix of human, Newtype, and Royal Beastkin. What would that be called?

Royal Newman?

Sounds pretentious.

"Where is the current coming from?" Rapi speaks up, standing between Anis and Miyo.

"Retrieving history," Shifty says, typing once more. As she does, Rapi makes the gacha gesture once more, and I nod away from the elevator in case there are cameras. "The city was closed off five years ago to prevent any Raptures from escaping. Seems it was deliberately leaked to the outside. The line was close to completion, so it was drawing electricity on its own."

"What about the humans who are still in the city?" Anis asks, following as we start moving out.

Wait, what? People are here on the surface? How?

There is a long moment where Shifty does not respond, so she continues, "Well, considering we don't know what we'll run into, it's best they stay inside."

"Our first order of business is cutting off power to the line," Rapi interjects, bringing everyone back to the pressing issue. "Is there any way we can do that?"

"Yes, I will mark the location of the control room on the map," Shifty responds peppily.

"Is everyone ready?" I ask, glancing over each of the girls. They nod, yet I notice Renamon is more hesitant than the others, and that Anis keeps shooting small glares at Miyo. I try to ignore it for now, clapping my hands together to make sure their eyes are on me. "Alright, let's go."

I turn to walk away, but Anis grabs my arm, smiling in a manner that makes me think is being forced. "Commander. Didn't we talk about sharing what you got?"

"…ah, right," I say, blushing softly in embarrassment. "We did. Though," I glance around the area, "can we please talk about it outside the view of the cameras?"

"What are we talking about? What did the Commander get?" Neon sticks her head over the blonde woman's shoulder. "Is it a secret weapon?" She gasps audibly. "Is it the secret to more firepower!?"

"…maybe?" I admit, I have no idea what secrets the Chaos Gacha holds. Maybe there would be something to further improve their weapons? Or some way to improve their very bodies? Questions for later, when I have the time to ponder them.

We head a good while away, toward the control room Shifty helpfully marked on my map. Along the way, I gather a notice for recruitment for commanders, something about a fight for humanity. At the qualifications, my eyebrows raise. Healthy and strong? Did they fight on the front lines back then?

My train of thought is roughly derailed as Anis yanks me into a building that had seen better days as a warehouse. Not so much guiding me as she is dragging, the spunky blonde puts me on top of a ratty old couch and stands before me, her arms crossed expectantly. "Come on," she says as the other file in, "tell us what you got since last time."

I blink, casting my mind back to when I last shared my rolls with her. Right, I shared Dragon and the water jug, but not much else after the Black Smith fight. I should rectify that.

"Okay," I say, pulling out a sheet of paper to show her. "This is a Job Application Form."

"Dear god," Anis dully says with a deadpan expression.

"There's more," I try to clarify.

"No!" She gasps in mock surprise.

I give her a look before continuing. "This form guarantees employment when handed to an employer. You have to make sure everything is properly filled out, though."

"…so you could use it to take the place of a CEO?" Anis asks, now actually invested in the unassuming item.

I think for a bit before shrugging helplessly. "No way to know unless we try, but do you really think that'd be the best use for it?"

"Maybe for one specific CEO?" Neon says with a hum from right behind Anis, startling her into jumping aside. "Anything else, Commander?"

My gaze goes distant. "…did I ever mention my increased gun handling ability?"

"Not really," the short blonde says, shaking her head.

"Oh. Well, I got that." I rack my brain for anything else I have not told her. "I got a Dragon Ball," I say, putting away the form and taking out the ball in question.

Renamon, who cannot see what I am holding from her point of view, visibly recoils at this. "A dragon's what!?"

"Not what you're thinking," I quickly clarify, lifting it enough to show her. "If I get seven of these, then we can get a wish granted."

"Can we wish the Rapture Queen dead?" Rapi asks, tilting her head slightly.

"I feel like that might be just a bit beyond the scope of its power?" I mumble, looking at the sphere as if it had the right answers. I shake my head and put it back in the Item Space, pulling out the Cookie Jar in its place. "I got this. Infinite cookies from this, so long as we avoid breaking it."

"So if we break it, no more cookies?" Neon says with a curious smile.

"More like a universe of cookies will come exploding out of it," I respond, making Anis freeze as she reaches into the jar. "It's perfectly safe," I try to reassure her, and she pulls out a chocolate chip cookie. "See? I bet it's delicious." I let everyone take one before sending it away. "Alright, now, let's see what else I haven't shared… I got an ability that makes any food I make healing, but it's dependent on the quality of the ingredients."

"Which you now have a great supply of," Anis points out with a grin, chomping into her cookie. "Yum!"

I nod, then frown thoughtfully. "We really need to do this update more often. There is so much left…"

"Go through the rest quickly," Rapi urges, peeking out the windows. "We need to get moving soon."

"Right…" I sigh and rattle them off as fast as I can think of them. "Items are Can of Whoopass, Cursed Ticket, Arc Reactor, and Omni Phone." I show the phone with the map on it. "Abilities are tinkering with computers and heating up objects. A group of Familiars called Jumino, who help with maintaining wilderness, farms, and farming. Traits gained are Summoner, which increases the power of my Familiars, which includes all of you, and…" I grimace, hoping they will not force me to elaborate. "…one that I don't see ever becoming helpful."

Anis smirks, sidling up next to me and elbowing my side. "Come on, we're all friends here. Tell us!"

I groan and quickly shut down the subject. "No. I refuse to acknowledge it, and I would like it if you could respect that." Anis flinches as if struck, and I quickly realize my voice is much sharper than intended. I wince. "Please," I add, quieter.

The Nikkes all stare at me, then look at each other. Miyo shrinks in on herself as though that will deflect attention away from her. Rapi pulls Anis to the side and starts whispering to her, something about boundaries and curiosity before I realize that I am being rude and focus away from them. I turn to look at Neon who approaches me, and I give her a small smile.

She does not hesitate to speak her mind. "Can I see the Can?"

Uncertain, I pull it out to show her, moving it away when she tries to grab for it. "Look with your eyes, not your hands." Though she pouts, I let her look over every inch of the surface, the warnings, the name, the pull tab, and, oddly enough, a nutrition facts section that says it may include known allergens. Eventually she pulls away, satisfied, and I dismiss it back into the Item Space.

"Neat!" She tilts her head, light catching her glasses just right to hide her eyes. "Now, about that Arc Reactor…"

"I don't think it'll help you with firepower," I say, gently patting her shoulder. "Don't worry, the moment I can improve your weapon or even your body, I'll let you know. Promise."

"I'll hold you to that, Shishou!" She declares, clenching her fist in front of her excitedly.

I blink blankly at her, not quite sure what that means.

Think of it like a student of martial arts addressing her master.

Oh, thank you. Wait, no-!

"We should hurry out," Rapi says, stepping up to the two of us. "We've spent enough time here."

"Right," I say, frazzled beyond belief. I glance at Miyo, who has been silent this whole time. She offers me a weak smile before turning away and walking out the door. Poor girl, having your whole world turn upside down like that…

I lead the rest of Counters out of the warehouse, following after Miyo before she can get too far away. Anis shifts so that she is beside me, and I regard her with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm sorry."

My other eyebrow joins the first as I stare at her in stunned silence.

"I shouldn't have pushed," she grumbles, "but I needed to put my mind on something…" She glares, and I take note of her gaze boring a hole in the back of Miyo's head. "…less annoying."

"…next time, just ask for something to focus on," I lightly rebuke her, patting her head and watching her lean into it. "Or I can just pet you."

"Nope!" She practically rips herself away from my hand, speed walking to the back of the formation as she keeps repeating herself.

I chuckle quietly, hoping this is the last bit of drama for this leg of the mission. For now, we walk along under a silent, wide-open sky.



AN: Sorry for the long wait, was hoping to get SpaceBattles to finish the content review, but they seem to be dragging their feet.

As always, I hope you enjoy, and please tell me what you think!
 
I seriously cannot wait for the day that he tricks somebody into opening that can. Personally I'm hoping it's for someone really high up in the military who causes him too many problems. But honestly I think it'll be hilarious no matter what
 
I really enjoy how the Commander is getting along with Counters even with the issues some members are causing lol. Rapi even showed a sense of humor this early in the story.
 

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