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Eh, I've always thought the Chaos Gacha was way to repetitive between stories to be called anything "Chaos" myself, glad to see it updated. I would to on and use it until it is of course. Or, you know, do your own updates and make your own version.
 
He has now studied the blade. Now he just needs to find a hat and a boat.


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[Harem King]
|Rare Trait|
You are a harem king to be, your preffered partners are more attracted to you and society as a whole does not see a problem with you having a harem. In addition, your partners do not mind you dating others either, they might still have their own problems but the concept of a harem isn't one of them.



…you have got to be kidding me.
[Soft Hugger]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all you really need is a hug. Your hugs feel really nice and comforting, they also help dispel negative emotional states. Your hugs are literally therapeutic. Go figure.



…is the gacha trying to turn me into the ultimate support? I sigh and shrug, leading my squad down the street as I figure out how to share my latest rolls with them. Who knows how they will take these new developments?

So, lore accurate Cummander.

enigmaMystere said:
AN: Bronz says that the Chaos Gacha will be updated soon to be a bit more complex. Do you think I should hold off on further rolling until said major update happens, or should I just keep going and see if I can work in the update once it happens?
Depends on how much of an overhaul the update is. if it's a big injection of entries or just the tag system floated about in the official thread, it should be fine to say the changes were retroactively always in the pool without addressing it. If it actually fundamentally changes how you roll though... Is it going to be that big of an update, though?
 
"It's perfect! Clearly he hasn't been kissed before, so it would get him a ticket, yes?" Neon says, nodding proudly at her logic.
Neon is a genius. Now apply that logic to other intimate activities. Perhaps there will be a ticket for crashing into Anis' ass?
Get your first (indirect) kiss! Gain a Bronze Random Ticket!
Instantly proven correct. Dang, Rapi got that crush quick. Blink and you'll miss it.
What? That is dumb! No one can internalize tactics from that little time!
Enough time for some brainwashing and probably set up the more capable commanders for failure. They don't want another New Hope.
Harem King]
|Rare-



Option number one, please!
Nooooooo. You fool! You need this to survive! Do you have any idea how many Nikkes will be after your ass!?
Then what-


[Harem King]
|Rare Trait|
Lol. Commander is saved. He just won't ever realize.
your preffered partners are more attracted to you
That's basically everyone except some of the Heretics. It was happening either way, but at least they won't be at each others throats just because of some dating competition.
Bronz says that the Chaos Gacha will be updated soon to be a bit more complex
Keep going. There is no need to wait just because of some new entries and whatever else.
Eh, I've always thought the Chaos Gacha was way to repetitive between stories to be called anything "Chaos" myself, glad to see it updated
I'm pretty happy they are adding more. Lately nearly all the new CG stories I've been reading have all ended up with one or both of bitch breaker and harem king.
 
14. Control Center
I end up behind Rapi, not due to slowing down, but because she and Anis sped up to take the lead positions. To be fair, I probably should not have been in the front of the group, where any ambush would have immediately taken me out. That does not make me unconcerned for their safety, and I immediately make sure View Air and Wind Alteration are in place. I scan the area around us, not finding any Raptures nearby in the air. Given that some of the monsters popped out of the ground earlier, I am not inclined to believe we are perfectly safe.

With that all said, I still need to share the other rolls I got with my team, as it is only right they know what I have available to work with. Also, Neon is staring at the right side of my face like she is decoding a hidden message on my skin. It is surprisingly uncomfortable.

"Jiiii."

"Stop that," I say, glancing sideways at her.

"Tell us."

I chuckle quietly at this, patting her shoulder reassuringly. "I am planning on it, calm down."

She leans closer, continuing to stare at my face. I stumble from her weight against my side, pushing her back so I can walk straight.

"Tell us."

"I will," I say, dodging her next attempt to bump into me.

"Commander, please tell her already, or she'll just keep this up," Anis grumbles at a volume I can still hear.

"Sure, sure," I agree, lifting up my arm. "So I think I told you about the Personal Information Processor, Pip-Boy for short, which is a computer on my wrist that monitors my health, maps the area, and can act as a flashlight. Oh, and it's got an internal fission battery."

I continue walking for a bit before realizing that their footsteps are quieter. A quick glance around confirms that Anis and Miyo have distanced themselves from me. Rapi is walking quite stiffly ahead of me, and Renamon keeps glancing at my arm. Only Neon does not seem perturbed. In fact, Neon grins eagerly at the thought of what is on my arm.

Unfortunate, but I am not going to remove such a helpful piece of equipment due to lack of comfort. Instead, I continue, gesturing to myself. "After that, I got a trait that lets me be in places I'm not supposed to, as long as I do not cause issues."

"Could be helpful," Anis calls over, still refusing to get closer.

"After that… I got an extremely loud metal pipe," I continue, my expression blank. "If you see me swinging a pipe around, please protect your hearing."

"Roger," Rapi responds, nodding once.

"Girls, when it's just us, you can be less formal," my words are said for all but directed to the strawberry blonde woman before me. "We're all friends here."

"More than friends," Neon corrects with a grin, making a motion as if signing a paper.

Oh, right, the contract. At least they are not slaves, because I would feel very uncomfortable with that.

While I'm glad you have enough conscience to disdain slavery, I'm wondering why that is in your memory above what a dog is.

Do not start.

"You saw a different trait of mine already," I continue, holding up the stick I used earlier.

"You make items stronger?" Miyo asks, tempted to walk closer.

"That's correct," I say to her with a smile.

"You make things unbreakable!" Neon cheers.

"No." I clear that misinterpretation immediately. "I add my stats to whatever weapon I'm holding."

"Like the stick," Rapi interjects, eyeing the walking stick I now have. "I suppose it's a good way to surprise enemies."

"Yeah, but you'll lose the element of surprise among a group of them," Anis points out, not bothering to turn around to make this observation.

"Ooh, what if it could be used for a gun?" Neon asks, her eyes sparkling in excitement. "Increase the firepower!"

"I don't know if it works that way," I admit. "It says for items I am holding, and neither of the examples were guns."

"So you aren't certain if the bullets will count since they leave your grasp once they're fired," Renamon muses, nodding once. "I can understand the concern."

Neon considers this for a moment, her face unusually serious. "So you're saying there's a chance…" Her face breaks out into a wide grin, and she throws a fist in the air. "Yea-!"

"Shush!" Renamon says, covering the white-haired girl's mouth. "You'll alert the Raptures!" I manage to hear a muffled apology before the disguised fox pulls her hand away. "Please continue, Commander."

"Right." I try to force Harem King out of my mind as I move to the one after that. "Apparently I can now give therapeutic hugs. That's about the gist of that one."

"Let me try," Renamon says, moving into my personal space and wrapping her arms around me. Flustered, I return the embrace, feeling her stiffen up momentarily before leaning into my chest, making an odd, cute little sound.

Trilling.

Is that a normal sound?

It represents when a fox is comfortable around a trusted human. Curiosity, relaxation, deep affection.

…are you reading that off something?

Nope!

That response was too fast to be natural. She stops responding, so I return my attention to my squad, practically jumping back when I realize Anis's face is mere inches from my own. "…may I help you?"

"Are you going to let go at any point," she says, her eyes narrowed and judgmental. Indeed, I see I am still hugging Renamon, so I quickly let go, getting a whine in response. Despite the cute pout on her face, I do not move to hug her again, so she reluctantly pulls away.

"What did you skip?"

I blink, turning back to the still-frowning blonde. "What are you talking about?" I try to offer her a small smile, but her eyes narrow further.

"You're doing that thing where you're hiding something again," Anis points out, a finger poking my chest. "Spill. We need to know everything so we can plan better."

"You're just nosy," my first familiar says, frowning at the woman beside her. "The Commander doesn't need to share anything. We're lucky he's sharing most of his rolls as it is!"

"That makes the rolls he hides even more suspicious!" The busty blonde frowns, crossing her arms. "He even mentioned that Golden Shot thing! So this must be much worse!"

"What is that?" Miyo asks, accidentally drawing the ire of the one who hates her.

"You can shut the hell up!" A finger jabs in the mass-produced Nikke's face. "You have no right to speak!"

"Hey." I grab Anis's hand and pull it away, frowning at her in disappointment. It must work, because she takes one look at me and immediately averts her gaze, chastised. "I don't care what you two think of each other, you keep it out of our operations. I will not have hot tempers putting your lives at risk."

"She started it!" Anis says, but I can tell even she finds the argument weak.

"How?" Miyo asks, cutting through her defenses with one word. "I don't remember doing anything to you. In fact, you were my idol." She pulls out her phone and starts playing the song that was her ringtone.



The blonde looks shaken, staring at the phone with a bewildered expression that says she would find it more believable if the phone started to dance. "I… but you…"

"Anis." She looks back at me, and I offer her a small smile. "We can discuss this later. Right now, I just want to be sure you're alright."

She blinks, furrowing her brow for a moment before sighing, pulling her arm free of my grip. "Whatever. I'm gonna ask you about those secret rolls later, though," she says, giving me a pointed look.

I just shrug in response. "You can try. I probably won't tell you though, as they're not really fit for discussing."

"What, you somehow gain a child?" She asks sarcastically.

"Of course not," I respond, bewildered by her guess. "Just because I have Golden Shot doesn't mean I can just randomly get a kid."

"Of course not," she responds with a small roll of the eyes. "It's not like you got other stuff that changes reality. Oh wait," she says, staring right at his walking stick, "you did."

"…I guess that's fair," I admit, embarrassed. "But no, I did not get a kid."

"Then I don't see what the issue is."

"Can we continue our mission?" Rapi interjects, her voice strained with annoyance.

"Of course. Sorry, Rapi." I nod to her and continue walking.

"Hey!" Anis whines, following after me. "I wasn't done guessing!"



"Sexy catgirl."

"No."

"Dragon mommy."

"Thank you for the compliment," Dragon responds from my Omni Phone.

"No problem," Anis beams, then goes right back to guessing. "Malevolent AI?"

"Listen, it's not an item or person, it's a trait, one that I am very uncomfortable talking about," I respond, stopping in front of a decently-sized building. "Can you please stop trying to guess?"

"No, but thank you for narrowing things down," she says, a cheeky grin on her face. "Mind controlling… eyes?"

"If I had those, I'd get you to stop asking about it," I deadpan, walking into the building, as that's where the map leads. There is a single room with no doors or windows, and the furniture is a mess from however long this place was deserted.

Shifty's voice comes through on the communication device. "We've arrived at the control room. Preparing to cut power." I hear her mechanical keyboard clicking once more. Does she realize that it is audible, or does she not know?

Rapi steps up beside me, holding out her hand with the palm up. "Commander, give me the CombiLink."

I blink blankly at her, not quite sure what she means. "What is that?"

Shifty pipes up, her voice unsure as though not certain why I do not know this. "Um… it's a device used to remotely control all sorts of machinery up on the surface." She pauses typing for a moment, and I can imagine her trying to figure out my lack of understanding. Eventually, she continues. "You see that little protrusion on your mobile? Pull that out. There will be a line attached to it."

I pull out my Omni Phone, turning it over in my hands as I try to find any part that protrudes. I eventually notice a little bump near the charging port and press on it, popping out a plug. I carefully pull on this part, and a line about one meter long appears. "Huh. Neat."

Our operator seems to sense when I found it, as she promptly continues, "Yes, that's it. Not plug it into the port of the machine you want to control."

I turn to the machine, eyeing the sleek surface for a moment. I reach out, my fingers trailing over the surface for any irregularities, and the tip of my pinky drops slightly into a divot. I pull it away and push the plug against it, watching as it sinks in and starts to sync with the machine.

Anis gives me that same squinting stare from before, and I feel mildly awkward. "Did you really graduate from the military academy?"

"I think I did?" I say with a small shrug.

"That port should've been seen immediately," she retorts.

"How?" I respond, pointing at the sleek surface of the controls. "It was practically invisible until I stumbled over it."

"The ports are always in the same spots," Rapi points out.

"Forgive me if this is the first machine I've had to interface with," I say, a little tired by this busy day.

The machine chimes, and I hear a beep from its hidden speakers. "The power has been shut off." Shifty informs us. "You can take the line straight into the city, now."

Rapi nods, turning to the door without any hesitation. "Let's go."

Neon, meanwhile, stands there looking around the control room. "Shouldn't we find a pair of rubber boots?"

Anis groans, putting a hand to her head. "Forget the stupid boots!"

I offer her a small smile, petting her head, but any words I would think of saying gets interrupted when Miyo calls into the building. "Raptures spotted!"

…shoot, I forgot to keep View Air up! "Counters Squad, get ready to fight!" I hurry out of the building to find a group of about fifteen husks. With a nod, I fling my hand out at the enemy. "Encounter!"



AN: Sorry this took a while, got caught on that first scene. Believe it or not, it was much harsher, originally.

Please let me know what you think, and I hope you all enjoy!
 
Just binged it. Pretty good read so far.

What has the world come to, that this has to be specified? 😑


[Butchers Bag of Infinite Meat]
This makes me think of something really gross. So gross that I'm gonna put it into spoilers.
Since it specifies Earth animals. Does that include humans?

Depending on how specific he can be with what is taken, he could, in theory, get specific organs and bits for transplants.

Would likely need some throught set up to ensure the meat came out in a sterilized environment. And rejection might still a issue. But still.


Would this really allow him to knock up nikkes? It's a common roll and it says nothing about partners that don't even have the necessary plumbing.

And on that topic
[Royal Beastkin]
|Legendary Trait|
Would this get passed down to his kids?
Holy shit, those rolls on chapter 6. Talk about kicking someone while they are down.

Between her, the super phone and the Arc reactor, Shikicum will be set for life after he get banished to the Shadow Realm Outpost. Multiple unlimited food glitches means he could survive there even if completely cut off from the Ark.

Give this lady a bunch robots to order around and she will create a bigger, better Ark by the end of the fiscal year.

Or hijack one of the Lost Sectors. Not like anyone is using those.

Assuming the way Marian's brought back doesn't change, this is gonna completely derail things when Burningum decides to be a problem.


This... Doesn't work with Raptures, does it? Otherwise Shikicum could just pull everybody into familiar storage and walk around the surface completely unbothered.

I do have one critique, tho. People having to sit down to hear what the commander just rolled gets very repetitive, very fast. Don't be afraid to summarize that bit from time to time.
 
Just binged it. Pretty good read so far.
Thank you for the compliment. Still working on the next chapter, so please look forward to that.

Would this really allow him to knock up nikkes? It's a common roll and it says nothing about partners that don't even have the necessary plumbing.
I'm not sure, but I was told it was up to interpretation? Not sure who to ask, so I'm saying yes.

Also the Gacha was updated, now it's any female, even if they are barren.

Would this get passed down to his kids?
Royal Beastkin and Newtype are ones I'm not certain about. Newtype is close enough to human I can say probably, but Beastkin is a bit more murky.

Holy shit, those rolls on chapter 6. Talk about kicking someone while they are down.
Yep. The Gacha has a sick sense of humor at times like this.

Between her, the super phone and the Arc reactor, Shikicum will be set for life after he get banished to the Shadow Realm Outpost. Multiple unlimited food glitches means he could survive there even if completely cut off from the Ark.

Give this lady a bunch robots to order around and she will create a bigger, better Ark by the end of the fiscal year.

Or hijack one of the Lost Sectors. Not like anyone is using those.
This a good idea. I've never seen anyone do something like this but the lost sectors were failed Arks weren't they? They should be brimming with stuff Dragon can use.
I'll be honest, I just speed ran everything from chapter twenty-seven to the latest chapter during this mini hiatus, and I didn't know that the Lost Sectors were actually part of the canon instead of just a gameplay thing.

Assuming the way Marian's brought back doesn't change, this is gonna completely derail things when Burningum decides to be a problem.
Yep. What's that? You're looking for Marian? She's not here at the moment. Good luck finding someone in another world.

This... Doesn't work with Raptures, does it? Otherwise Shikicum could just pull everybody into familiar storage and walk around the surface completely unbothered.
It's "as long as you don't offend", and humans are offensive to most Raptures, so…
 
15. Long Live Firepower! New
As it turns out, it is not just the husks. Two Lord Class Raptures pop up in the middle of our fight, and my only clue to their arrival was the feeling of the ground vibrating under one of their steps. I order Renamon and Neon to divert their attention, but they both surprise me by how well they hold off the large Raptures.

Renamon, while still jumping and dodging about the flying Rapture - not a good thing to learn about, an enemy that can fly - fires her diamond storm repeatedly. I don't know why she is not using the gun, but the magical leaves are actually damaging the Lord Class. I see shards falling off as the leaves shear off parts of the shell, while other leaves embed into the metal, disappearing with several slits left in their place. These are used as footholds as she launches herself into the air to stay engaged with the enemy.

Neon, meanwhile, goes with a different plan entirely, one that involves her shotgun firing slugs of a metal dense enough to punch right through the ground bound Rapture. She shoots off each leg that she can see, stopping it from retreating or repositioning itself. Then she strides closer, rapidly refilling her gun as it trains its sights on her. I nearly jump in to help when she fires her shotgun once more, an explosion of flame exiting the barrel and blasting off the enemy's mounted guns. Then she shoves the end of her shotgun against the glowing red light of the Rapture, rapidly emptying her weapon by relentlessly shooting. Gouts of fire fill up the metal chassis, heating it up until it is glowing red, and then the last shot comes out as buckshot, large pellets blowing out the back of the Lord Class, along with several parts and its broken core.

I quickly turn my attention back to Renamon, who rapidly kicks her own opponent with enough force to buckle the metallic shell. One last kick punches through, and she quickly disengages as the core explodes, sending the remaining Raptures into disarray. Letting out a sigh of relief, I instruct the squad to dispatch the last few foes as I take a moment to check for any new messages.

Nothing yet. Sorry.

Huh. That is rather odd.

Not really? It's achievement-based, which means that each level is more difficult to reach, and doing the exact same thing on a different day won't net you the same achievement.

Oh. I suppose it is good to know this now, before I become too dependent on rolls.

Commander, you realize that you're already pretty broken, at this point?

Am I? Is Royal Beastkin really that powerful?

Yes. Along with all the logistical stuff, the ability to reverse Corruption and Mind Switches, and the guarantee that your comrades will return to full health whether they're dead or alive!

…okay, that is a good point. What is a Mind Switch, though?

…shit, you aren't supposed to know about those, yet. Pretend you didn't hear that term, okay?

Any response I could have come up with is interrupted by Shifty's chipper voice. "Enemy neutralized!"

Anis sighs in relief as I turn my attention back to my friends. "That's a relief. Hey, Neon," she starts, getting a curious hum from the white-haired woman, "I was getting worried back there… you sure you didn't go a bit overboard with all those dragon's breath rounds?"

The girl in question simply beams, pumping her fist excitedly. "The bigger the better, that's what I say!"

"Bigger, huh?" The blonde shortstack frowns, crossing her arms. "Aren't you worried about being unbalanced?"

Neon's expression turns serious, and I nearly take a step back from the sudden change in her demeanor. "Let me tell you something, Anis. In this world, the only thing standing between us and the enemy is our weapons." She holds up her shotgun, as if making a salute to her weaponry. "If I end up not being perfectly balanced as a result, that's a risk I'm willing to take."

Anis takes a moment to consider her, then slowly nods, looking thoughtful. "I see."

Neon immediately drops any gravitas, smiling brightly as she clutches a hand to her chest. "All right, everyone, follow me." She throws her fist into the air. "Firepower wins the day! Hip hip hooray!"

Our favorite grenadier's expression immediately flattens as though a Rapture stomped on a can. "No."

Chuckling quietly, I start heading off towards where the train line is. Just because their antics are fun, it does not mean we should forget our mission.



Before long, Counters Squad ends up at a bridge over a deep drainage ditch, the tracks going straight across with no space on either side to walk. I use View Earth briefly, and note that there is no other way across within twenty kilometers of our location. "No other choice," I say, stepping onto the bridge.

The others quickly fall in step, though Rapi and Anis noticeably increase their stride so that they end up at the front of the pack about halfway across the bridge. I glance back to see Miyo standing in the back, hugging her submachine gun despondently. I grimace and turn to give her a hug, hoping that it will help her feel better.

Instead, I stop, eyes wide as something registers in my View Earth. "…get off the bridge."

Renamon looks at me, confused from my words, and yips as I pick her up and start running. My clothes start to strain as my body transforms mid-stride into my griffon form. "Get off the bridge!" I call as I run past Anis and Rapi, hurrying to the side closer to the power plant. My wings force their way out of my torn jacket once more, frantically flapping as I try fruitlessly to gain elevation.

Heavy footsteps thunder as my squad races after me, and it is only Anis's earlier words guaranteeing their safety that stops me from turning right back around to pick them up as well. As it is, I am running for my life, as that being I sensed gets closer to the deactivated controls. We near the other side as the figure places a hand on the same port I plugged my phone into, and I take no chances. I lunge for the concrete as a hum slowly builds in the air, and the others land heavily nearby. I turn just in time to see several beetles get fried, the rails coming back to full power in seconds.

I pant heavily, clutching my first familiar to my chest as I lay sprawled on my back. Still, duty calls, and I carefully sit upright, raising my hand as I count each member of my squad. Anis? Check. Miyo? Check. Neon? Check. Rapi?

…she lies face down on my lap. How was I not hurt?

Adrenaline mixed with increased physicality from your transformed state.

The question was rhetorical, but okay? I try not to focus on her chest pressing against my thighs as I set Renamon on her feet, but it is very distracting.

The line crackles as our friendly operator pipes up. "Is everyone okay? The rail suddenly gained power!"

"We're fine," I say, grunting as Rapi carefully gets off my lap, her face slightly flushed. "I'm really glad I realized someone was turning the bridge back on."

"Earth sense, right?" Anis questions, trying to brush off her jacket.

"View Earth, actually," I reply without thinking. "The range was just enough to catch someone walking into the control room."

Rapi straightens up, her gaze focused on my face as a frown forms on her own. "Do you think it was another Corrupted Nikke?"

"Come on," Anis dismisses, waving a hand in the strawberry blonde's face. "What are the chances of yet another Corrupted Nikke finding us on the surface?"

Neon looks at the three of us in some amount of concern. "…just how many of those have you come across?"

Renamon, still staring at the bridge in a daze, absently replies. "Three."

The white-haired girl's eyebrows raise in surprise. "Wow, that's impressive! Must have been a memorable year for you all!"

"That was just today," I gently correct her. "I only graduated yesterday from the academy."

Neon's eyes are as wide as dinner plates behind her red-framed glasses. "…just what is your luck, Shishou?"

"I'm not quite sure," I admit, scratching my cheek awkwardly. "Of course, if that was a Corrupted Nikke, wouldn't they have attacked directly like the last two?"

"Maybe they're growing more intelligent?" Miyo suggests, shrinking at the scowl from the former idol.

"That is possible," I admit, frowning slightly. "But if that's true, then that implies there's more going on than we realize…" Shaking my head, I carefully get back to my feet, glancing down at my spotless suit, then at my dusty squadmates.

Anis notices the difference, crossing her arms at me. "That is seriously unfair, Commander."

"If I ever get the chance to hand others a ticket, you'll get the next trait, okay?" I respond, shrugging and pointedly avoiding any mention of the Cursed Ticket. There is no way that I would subject one of my friends to a curse of any severity.

A small beep comes from my earpiece, drawing my attention as Shifty starts speaking once more. "Location of power station confirmed. You may proceed."

…I get the feeling that she is avoiding any mention of what we talked about. I should look into thanking her at some point for the discretion, and maybe practice some of my own in the future.

If this was the Gamer system, I'd be awarding you a Wisdom point.

What?

Nothing, I'm sure other people might get it.

Anis starts to speak, and I once more am thankful that my thoughts are moving faster. "Considering that place could be crawling with Raptures, we probably shouldn't just waltz in through the front door." She gives me a flat stare as she continues, "I don't want to crash a Rapture house party and end up as the entrée."

I grimace as I recall Black Smith and the intended use for the Nikkes it captured. Thank you Anis, I almost had that out of my head. Instead, I focus my attention on our operator. "Is the power station still in operation?"

"Roger." The familiar clacking of keys fills the comm link as she pulls something up. "Reports indicate that it resumed operation not long ago, although no one knows how or why."

Curious. I rub my chin as I consider this new information. "Is anyone in there?"

"Officially, there are supposed to be zero humans remaining on the surface." Officially? That is an odd choice of words. That makes it seem like the government either does not want to expend resources to do search and rescue, is that they are trying to hide something. Any further musing is cut off as Shifty continues. "We better expect the unexpected. We've attempted to investigate this strange phenomenon several times in the past." Several times since it turned on not long ago? Makes this sound more important than they first told us. Her voice gains a tinge of frustration. "But nothing came of it."

"Apparently we sent in a large band of troops before." Anis pipes up with a shrug. "They were surrounded by hordes of Raptures and got destroyed."

"…I'm willing to bet that a large number of troops wasn't exactly stealthy," I murmur quietly. "Probably detected them from miles away."

Shifty did not catch my words, as she continues, "Putting aside the possibility of potential survivors, the power station itself is of great significance." Clicking briefly takes over the line once more. "A power station of this size could supply electricity to all the facilities in the Ark for two months."

I turn to look at the large building in the distance, considering the cylindrical structure and comparing it to the Arc Reactor in my Item Space. I decide to not bring that up just yet, as I do not know if they would simply steal it from me. Maybe if I brought it up subtly to Andersen? Thoughts for later.

"In other words," Rapi says, snapping me back to the present, "this operation is of the utmost importance."

"That would explain the larger squad size," I say aloud, cutting off Anis accidentally. "Not to mention that it's still a small enough group to avoid immediate detection by the Raptures. Stealth where an overt show of force failed." Anis looks thoughtful at my words, so I suppose that I answered the question she had without knowing what it was.

Neon has a different question. "But how do we get in?"

I consider this question for a moment. Despite how obvious it seems, I feel like there is more to it than it seems. I speak up once more, this time speaking before Rapi does.

"If we were chosen to be sneaky, then there's no point in barging in the front door. That is how you lose people," I state, carefully pacing back and forth. "No, we need to take a different course of action. A course…" I trail off, straightening up and touching my comm link. "Shifty, are there any other entrances to the power station?"

Our operator sounds surprised by my question. "You want to sneak in?"

"Yes," I say, my resolve slowly strengthening. "I want an entrance that will keep us hidden."

"Well…" she sounds hesitant. "There is one way."

"Please lead the way," I request, smiling as a sense of relief hits me. I turn to Anis, who I notice is staring at me with a blank expression.

…it is not that strange to care, is it? That Commander in the Ark comes to mind, and I flinch as I recall the callous way he shot that poor girl in the head. Is that how the average Commander acts towards his squad? The very thought threatens to make me physically ill.

…I will become an example of someone who cares for his squad. If they see that we can accomplish great things together, surely things will be better.

Right?



AN: Apologies that this chapter took so long, I kept getting distracted reading other Chaos Gacha fics.

Also, the Chaos Gacha updated! Will be addressing that the next time he pulls a roll.

Thank you for reading, and please be sure to let me know what you think. Ideas and suggestions are more than welcome!

Have a nice day!
 
16. A Messy Entrance New
I find myself standing at the top of a drainage ditch, Counters already halfway down the artificial valley. From what Shifty said, our sneaky entrance is somewhere down there among the collapsed rocks. A peculiar scent hits my nostrils, and I gag as I realize just what was drained into this place. Groaning quietly to myself, I carefully pick my way down into the culvert, one hand on the concrete slope so that I do not fall.

I make some good headway, occasionally stepping into the spots that one of my teammates must have been, as the rocks are displaced enough to form a firm foothold. Maybe it is due to how I can lift them, but I forget that Nikkes are surprisingly dense.

I land on a large, flat boulder halfway down the slope when a sudden message appears before my eyes, startling me into going still. My boots scrape across the hard surface, and a quick glance tells me that none of my squad seem to have noticed my abrupt halt. My eyes roam across the words, my eyebrows slowly raising with each one.


Chaos Gacha Update v2.0
Changelog:
More Ticket Options have been added!
Restructured the placement of some Options!
Better descriptions for Entries!
And more Entries!
Please look over your current prizes for any alterations.
Thank you for using the Chaos Gacha!
Free Ticket awarded to all users with New Update!
x1 Gold Random Draw Ticket

​

An update? Now? I glance down the slope again, then force myself to keep moving, one careful step at a time. The smell is worse lower down, and I use Wind Alteration to purify the air around me. Should I be concerned about what this means for me?

No, you mostly just have changes to some of your pulls. You should check those, just in case.

Okay. How? I am sure she can hear the flat tone of my thoughts.

Use your Pip Boy. Duh.

Huffing good-naturedly, I bring up my wrist-mounted computer, adjusting dials and pressing buttons until I get to my Perks screen. It is a full list of my abilities, traits, and my singular skill. I guess my gacha items are listed in my Inventory section, but I have no clue where my familiars would be. All in all, this device is more helpful than I expected, and, after one more peek at my squad, I peruse the descriptions for any significant changes. Even as I do, my mind drifts over to the ticket I just got. What is a Draw Ticket?

Checking… oh, that's a new mode in the Gacha. They must have given us that Ticket to advertise it. Use it, see what it does!

Not really seeing the harm, I use the ticket, pausing briefly when a deck of cards appears before me. Confused, I stay perched on a narrow ledge and watch as it shuffles itself several times, fans into five cards and goes still. My eyes slowly move across each of them, noticing that they start growing for the brief moment I focus on each of them.

Down below, someone kicks a stone, making a reverberating clatter in the culvert. I freeze, ignoring the hand I was dealt to make sure that no Raptures were near. View Earth does not reveal any ground bound enemies nearby, but a part of my mind worries there are flying ones about. Searching the skies shows no imminent threat, so naturally my gaze drifts back down to the cards once more. In my peripheral, I can hear Anis quietly scolding Neon for her mistake.

Unable to stop my curiosity, I stare at the last card in the line, watching as it grows over five seconds before suddenly flipping over, revealing a few words. Even more show up underneath them on the expanded card, until it reveals the whole of my prize.


[High Capacity]
|Epic Trait|
You have an extra ability slot.



That… is incredibly helpful. I notice the others flip over as well, revealing some more words.


[Shock Absorption]
|Rare Ability|

[Lesser Curse]
|Uncommon Ability|

[Ticket to the ITOPOD]
|Rare Item|

[Expert Biology]
|Elite Skill|



I close my eyes and rub my head, trying to assuage my headache, and finish descending into the culvert. Alright, so… Draw gives me five fixed options, I choose one, and the others are discarded until later? Is that right?

Seems that way. You got really lucky with that, you know.

Oh, I am definitely aware. What is the ITOPOD?

That's the Infinite Tower of Pissed Off Dudes.

Sounds dangerous.

It very much is. Only on the later floors, though. But hey, focus on what you got! An extra ability slot! That gives you another option in fights!

That is true. I look at my Pip Boy, considering my Abilities for a moment before nodding and slotting in View Air. It might not have as much range as View Earth, but having both lets me see several kilometers in every direction. With Wind Alteration, I can block enemies long enough for my squad to get into position after seeing where they are coming from. I think the three of them work well together.

It helps that they are the ones that are immediately helpful. I have no idea how Pearl Jam can help out in the field, the tinker one requires time, and Orchard, Ripen, and Heat Object are rather situational.

A finger pokes me in the head, making me flinch and drawing my attention to Anis. "There you are," she says, as if she simply found me in a crowd instead of lost in my thoughts. "Glad you could make it back to Earth."

"Sorry," I respond, offering her a sheepish smile. "So, uh, how close are we?"

"We're right in front of it," Rapi answers me.

I pause. I look around at the cement walls, the drainage ditch, the mounds of debris in every direction. "…we are?"

"We are," Renamon says, gesturing to one of the mounds. Looking closer, one can barely make out the circular edge of metal peeking out of all the stone.

Anis apparently notices it, stepping closer and running her hand along the slightly rusted surface. "What is this thing?"

Shifty's voice crackles through our intercom, helpfully informing us what it is. "It's a drainpipe into the power station."

The blonde slowly nods, letting her hand drop from the ring. "So… you want us to climb into this thing?"

"Yes." I consider the end of the pipe, picking up one of the smaller rocks from the pile enveloping it. "I think we can all fit if we crawl inside one by one."

Neon raises her hand, pointing at all the rocks. "But it's blocked."

Shifty hums thoughtfully, starting to type once more. "Just a moment. I'll find another route."

Anis promptly speaks up, gesturing to the staggering pile. "Why don't we just dig through it?"

Our shotgunner shakes her head, pushing her red glasses back up her face. "That won't work. There's too much debris."

I consider the pile once more before closing my eyes, letting View Earth pulse, revealing the entirety of the blockage. Once I get a clear picture, I nod once. "Let's dig our way through."

Neon looks mildly surprised by my decision. "What? How?"

"It doesn't go that far into the pipe, and rocks break more easily than steel, even if it's slightly rusted." I turn to her, smiling encouragingly. "And we have someone here who can harness the Firepower necessary to clear it!" I nearly chuckle at her awed expression. This girl is really cute, almost like the child of the group.

Anis speaks up, crossing her arms as she looks at the higher parts of the pile. "Are you sure? It'll be awfully loud, and there's nothing stopping a landslide."

"There's no sign of any Rapture activity near you," Shifty helpfully lets us know. "It should be safe."

"And I can increase the density of the air to stop the larger rocks." I hum, rubbing my chin. "Though if you really want security…" I mentally reach into my familiar space towards my latest Familiar.

"Wait."

I stop, blinking at the determined expression on Neon's face. "Yes?"

"Leave this to me," she nods, lifting up her shotgun.

Anis tries to reason with her, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Wouldn't it be faster if we all…"

To everyone's surprise, the white-haired girl shrugs her hand off, her expression turning pleading. "Please, Shishou. I got this."

I consider her a moment, then offer her a warm smile. "Then how about we do it together?"

Neon blinks at me. "Together?"

"Of course. Just something I've done with Anis before." I gesture to the buried pipe, narrowing my eyes as I force the air around the lip to solidify, carefully spreading it out in an increasing circle until it can block the debris from falling on any of us. I gesture for Counters to follow me, using one of the thick pillars nearby for further cover. Taking a deep breath, I further guide Wind Alteration to turn the air directly around the clog into pure oxygen, trying to keep it focused there as I speak to Neon. "Alright. Use one of your dragons breath shells. Hit the blockage."

Without any hint of hesitation, she loads a single shell and racks it, catching the unused one that pops out and putting it between her teeth. She leans out from behind the pillar and pulls the trigger, launching a ball of fire at the pipe. Miyo yanks her by the collar back behind cover right as the whole thing explodes, rattling my teeth from the shockwaves. I make a quick pass with View Air and View Earth, relaxing when I realize that nothing is headed our way for now.

Even so, we wait for the sound to finish before we even consider checking the damage. We peek around the pillar, three on each side, and watch as the solid air holds up debris in a way that looks gravity-defying. As for the pipe itself, we can see the whole of the edge now through the settling dust, the darkness of the entrance visible beyond that. Somehow, the explosion seemed to have shaken off the rust and not destroyed the metal.

"Visual confirmation," Shifty promptly speaks up, shattering the brief silence. "All wreckage has been cleared. You may now enter the drainpipe."

Anis steps into the open, grinning giddily as she approaches the pipe. "That was amazing!"

Neon turns to me, her expression awestruck. Her hands grip mine, lifting them up as she slowly smiles. "I knew it. There's nothing that firepower can't solve! No need to ask any questions, because it's always the answer!" She bows, still holding my hands and accidentally pulling my shoulders down by happenstance. "I can't thank you enough! I faltered back there, but you showed me the light! I almost strayed from the path I set for myself, but you put me back on track!"

"Some kind of path…" The busty blonde says, her nose scrunching as she catches the scent of something foul in the drainage pipe.

Our shotgunner either does not hear her or simply ignores her, letting go of my hands to do a salute.
"I look forward to learning more from you, Shishou!"

I chuckle, gently patting her on the head. "Keep it up." There is no harm in validating your kid's dreams, even if she looks more like a teenager than a child.

"Yes, Shishou!"





"Man, it stinks to high heaven!"

Neon's voice echoes loudly in the pipe as we crawl through it, thankfully dry if not completely clean. To be fair to her, the place does smell rancid.

"If there aren't any people living here, how come it smells so bad?" Anis petulantly asks no one in particular.

"Because it is a drainpipe," Rapi replies in her usual flat tone. "All sorts of stuff builds up in here over time."

"Guys…" Neon says, sounding ill, "I think I'm gonna throw up."

Our favorite red-clad soldier has no sympathy for her, simply replying, "Then turn off your olfactory sensor."

"But I feel like less of a human when I do that," she whines in reply.

"Why don't you ask Flick to purify the air?" Miyo asks from the back.

Anis whips her head around, trying to stare past me at her rival. "What? Since when could he do that!?"

"Since we ate with Marian?" I say, continuing to crawl along. "I'm making the air with the particulates denser, making it sink down and hopefully trap the smell beneath us."

"Then do that for-" She stares down at me, her expression slowly morphing to confusion. "Commander, what are you doing down there?"

"I'm taking advantage of Sartorial Savant so I don't get my hands covered in whatever this stuff is." I offer her a cheeky smile from where I'm brackish myself on my forearms. "Why? Did you want to do this, too?"

The blonde narrows her eyes at me. "…I can't. My clothes don't cover enough."

Rapi interrupts any response I could have made. "Commander, are you all right?"

I hum thoughtfully as we continue to crawl, deciding to be nice and spread the pocket of dense air as far ahead of us as possible. "I'm just peachy."

"Fresh air!" I hear the cry from somewhere up ahead. Only two choice who that would be, and I doubt it is Rapi.

Anis immediately scowls, trying to pull the back of her jacket down to hide her keister. "Hey, watch what you say when you're behind me! You're in my line of fire, if you know what I mean."

"Sorry, wasn't intentional," I try to soothe her by apologizing, as I can not reach her head from this angle.

Neon giggles excitedly in front of Anis. "I never thought we'd be sneaking in through a drain. Most Commanders treat Nikkes as weapons, so they prefer using confrontational tactics."

"Tactics, my ass," our grenadier grunts in annoyance. "They're just too lazy to come up with any other kind of plan. They all think they're God's gift to mankind. Meanwhile, they throw a tantrum when they get a speck of dirt on their uniform. It makes me sick." She moves her heel to nudge my shoulder. "They're the ones who would be jealous."

"Stop."

The sudden call from Rapi has us each collide with the person before us. While Renamon's chin hits my lower back, my nose lands somewhere covered in fabric.

"Ack!" I hear Miyo yelp far in the back. "Was that a raccoon!?"

"Eep!" Anis yelps in front of me, pushing her shoe against my chest. "Wait, wait! Com-Commander? Your face… it touched my…"

"That's not important right now," I blurt out, hoping that she does not make this more awkward than it already is.

"It matters to me!" Guess I am out of luck there, as her shoe keeps trying to push me away. "Back, back! Get back! What'd you stop for, anyway?" Her voice sounds different in the latter sentence, so I assume that the second part was directed at the one at the front.

"I see light," she calls back to us. "We're inside the station."

I sigh in relief, as holding this pose is not the most comfortable. "Let's go."

"Shouldn't he check the room we're emerging into?" Miyo speaks up, which is a good point. I use View Earth, which shows me that there is no one in the room above us.

It also shows me that there are a large number of Raptures in the rest of the power station.

I grimace, my shoulders slumping. "…so I have good news and bad news…"



AN: So here is the latest chapter. Yes, I integrated the update into the story. Hope that's alright with everyone.

Also, I want your opinions on whether that moment with Neon is worth a familiar ticket. Any feedback would be great to have!

Have a nice day! Enigma out!
 
Commander Flick Nexus’s Pulls by Type and Rarity New
Should probably make a second list of rolls sorting them by type (ability, trait, familar, etc.). Keeping track of what's what is getting hard.
You make a good point. Because you asked, here you go. A list of rolls by type and decreasing rarity! And, as a bonus, this will be the updated versions, so that the difference can be seen between the two.

[Wind Alteration]
|Elite Ability|
Allows you to alter the chemical composition and properties of air, allowing you to increase the oxygen concentration to make it more flammable and poisonous or dense enough that it feels like steel among other things. The more esoteric and greater the alteration, the more energy you need to expend.

[Tinker - Computers]
|Elite Ability|
Allows the user to design, modify and build technological constructs or contraptions related to personal computers, allowing you to build stuff like small supercomputers, etc. Tinker abilities work as tech trees whose effectiveness and range scale with the users experience and skills, and they can also draw inspiration from the users other abilities and traits to incorporate into their tech trees.

[Pearl Jam]
|Rare Ability|
JoJo - Allows you to imbue Pearl Jam into your cooking and improve it drastically. Depending on the quality of the food, its ingredients, and your power level, the food you cook gain additional effects such as healing and curing illnesses based on its original properties.

[Orchard]
|Rare Ability|
Allows the user to create Fruits and Vegetables out of nothing by expending their own energy. The plants they create are incredibly healthy and are supernaturally refreshing. However, creating Fruits and Vegetables requires energy, concentration and intimate knowledge of the plant they are creating. Depending on their Biology and Conceptualization, the user may be able to study supernatural fruits and replicate their effects.

[View Earth]
|Rare Ability|
Allows the user to share their senses with the earth and ground around them, allowing them to feel everything that the ground touches and being able to map out the world around them thanks to it. The greater their energy reserves, the greater their range and accuracy.

[View Air]
|Uncommon Ability|
Allows the user to share their senses with the air and winds around them, enabling them to sense and feel everything that the wind wraps around and contacts in order to map out their surroundings. The greater their energy reserves, the greater their range and accuracy.

[Heat Object]
|Common Ability|
Allows you to heat up any inanimate object by touching them, the more energy you expend the hotter and faster you can get the target object to heat up.

[Ripen]
|Common Ability|
Allows you to ripen and mature organic objects that cannot or do not resist.

[Royal Beastkin]
|Legendary Trait|
You are a Royal Beastkin, a powerful beast hybrid that has potent royal blood running through their veins. You possess great physical performance and incredibly honed enhanced senses and instincts with slight differences according to the race of your beast side. Your natural fighting instincts are strong enough to compete with trained fighters without having training beforehand. You possess a great affinity toward Transformation and Nature abilities. You also have incredible control over your beast side, being able to completely suppress your beast side or completely transform into it and anything in between. Your royal blood also grants you increased charisma and an authoritative presence, which is far more effective against beast-aligned beings.

[Lil' Hercules]
|Epic Trait|
You are unusally strong and durable like a mini Hercules, greatly increasing your Physical Strength and Resilience, letting you exert far greater strength than you could before and take that same strength to the face without flinching.

[High Capacity]
|Epic Trait|
You have an extra ability slot.

[Full Coverage Insurance Plan]
|Epic Trait|
Your Familiars get a full coverage insurance plan, as long as a familiar is in Familiar space for 24 hours straight, uninterrupted, they are completely and absolutely returned to perfect health. If a familiar dies, they will be resurrected in the familiar space after 48 hours have passed in perfect health.

[One with the Blade]
|Elite Trait|
You are one with your weapon, whatever item you wield gets your physical stats added to its own stats. As long as you are holding it, that copper coin in your hands is tougher than diamond, a regular bronze sword could split the heavens as long as you are strong enough yourself.

[Summoner]
|Elite Trait|
You are a summoner, summoning and commanding creatures, familiars, spirits and summons come naturally to you. All Familiars get enhanced stats and consume less energy. The potency of all Summon abilities and spells is increased, it is easier to build affection and loyalty with summons and contracted entities.

[Eternal Bleed]
|Elite Trait|
Your body holds a virtually limitless amount of blood and you regenerate blood 100 times faster, you can feed a whole clan of vampires for the rest of their lives or be the ultimate bank for a Hemokinetic.

[Newtype]
|Elite Trait|
Gundam - You are a Newtype, an evolved form of human to adapt to space. As a Newtype, other than having a slightly stronger body, you have greatly increased spatial awareness and mental focus, boosting the potency of all Mental, Sense and Divination abilities. You are also naturally capable of sensing malintent directed towards you. With enough training and meditation, you may even be able to unlock the ability to communicate with the minds of others.

[Greater Headpat]
|Rare Trait|
You were born with hands made for patting the heads of all that is cute. Targets feel much more pleasure and comfort from you petting their heads, giving a comforting and comfortable feeling when you do, maybe even arousal if they are kinky. This also helps dispel negative mental effects and build affection. Even the most frigid emo won't be able to fight the power of your palms.

[Harem King]
|Rare Trait|
You are a harem king to be, your preffered partners are more attracted to you and society as a whole does not see a problem with you having a harem. In addition, your partners do not mind you dating others either, they might still have their own problems but the concept of a harem isn't one of them.

[Bitch Breaker]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all a bad attitude needs is a good fucking, somehow, some way, having rough sex without someone makes it far easier to fix their poor habits, ill attitudes and broken moral compass.

[Soft Hugger]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all you really need is a hug. Your hugs feel really nice and comforting, they also help dispel negative emotional states. Your hugs are literally therapeutic. Go figure.

[The Santa Clause]
|Common Trait|
You are under the same Clause as Santa himself, meaning that people do not mind you entering places you shouldn't be, or lingering in places you are not meant to. But they can still get offended and angry if you cause a disturbance or do something that would offend
them.

[Golden Shot]
|Common Trait|
Your little swimmers are the strongest in the world, any woman you cum inside of WILL get pregnant, even if they are more barren than the arid desserts your semen does not care. (If you didn't have the right equipment before, you will now if you choose to. If not, reroll this this trait.)

[Sartorial Savant]
|Common Trait|
Your clothes are, for some reason, always clean and tidy, even down to your wardrobe, and small damages on your clothes seem to even mend themselves.

[Novice Arms Mastery]
|Uncommon Skill|
You are able to handle all conventional weapons, ranging from knives to swords to axes to polearms to guns to bows to even chained weapons and clubs with basic proficiency, enough to have some familiarity and know how it's used.

[Dragon]
|Epic Familiar|
Worm - Not an actual dragon. Instead, Dragon, or Theresa is a hyper-advanced tinker-made AI who is capable of copying, imitating and iterating on existing existing technology to design her own. As an advanced AI, she is capable of directing hundreds of mechs with ease as long proper servers are supplied to her. But due to limitations on her code she is incapable of creating more AI.

[Renamon]
|Uncommon Familiar|
Digimon - Renamon is a strong beastman like Fox digimon with formidable physical abilities, with a focus on speed and agility. Renamon is skilled in Ninjutsu, whether that is using it in tandem with unarmed strikes using her claws cloaked in flame or performing basic ninja spells with it. (A/N:Digivolution does not exist)

[Junimo]
|Common Familiar|
Stardew Valley - Junimos are lesser forest spirits and are called the keepers of the forest. They are supernaturally good at maintaining forests, wildlands, and farms, as well as farming effectively, but lack any offensive abilities. You get 50 Junimos, and that number increases as you get stronger.

[Arc Reactor]
|Elite Item|
Marvel Cinematic Universe - The Arc reactor is a revolutionary technology created by one of the greatest minds of the universe, Tony Stark. Even a tinker would find it difficult to replicate the technology due to the new element. The Reactor is so efficient that it can run indefinitely without replacement and provide more than 5 gigajoules of energy per second.

[Familiar Contract]
|Rare Item|
A contract that allows those who sign it to become registered in your gacha as a familiar that you can treat like any other familiar. They must sign the contract while knowing what it does otherwise it does not work.

[Omni Phone]
|Rare Item|
A mobile phone that has everything you need, being able to connect to a network regardless of distance, more storage space than you can count in numbers, a firewall that would take a machine god an aeon to crack and enough processing power to make a supercomputer blush.

[Can of Whoopass]
|Rare Item|
A regular-looking tin can with a label stating explicitly what it does. When this can is opened, 6 familiars from the Gold Familiar Gacha will be summoned to beat the person who opened the can to death. The familiars will never stop trying to beat the target to death with intense focus until the target dies, at which point they will disappear.

[Pip-Boy 3000]
|Uncommon Item|
Fallout - The Pip-Boy, otherwise known as the Personal Information processor, is a more versatile and robust computer that is worn on the wrist and powered by an internal fission battery. Pip Boy is capable of autonomously monitoring the health of its wearer, connecting to networks, map areas, shining light etc. An all-around solid multitool.

[Dragon Ball]
|Uncommon Item|
Dragon Ball - A singular Dragon ball, if you gather all 7 you can summon Shenron to grant you a wish that is within his power or give yourself any ability below a 6.9 rating.

[The Cursed Ticket]
|Uncommon Item|
"Fancy your chances?" A ticket that, when torn, spins the Curse Roulette for the user, and automatically applies the result and the ticket they would have gotten to the recipient.

[Pitcher of Eternal water]
|Common Item|
Hunter x Hunter - A water pitcher that can pour endless amounts of refreshing clean water when tipped.

[Butchers Bag of Infinite Meat]
|Common Item|
A bag containing a limitless amount of fresh meat inside of itself, you can only take 100kg of meat out of it every 24 hours, it contains meat from all mundane animals from earth in all cuts, all of it clean, not ethically sourced. Just plunge your hand into the bag of meat think of what you want and ignore the implication of infinite meat and its source.

[Job Application Form]
|Common Item|
"Does this scare you?" An otherwise ordinary looking job application form, that when filled with the correct information and handed to an employer will guarentee that the applicant is hired no matter the job or their qualifications, altough not guarenteed that they will keep the job. The form loses this effect after being used once.

[Cookie Jar]
|Common Item|
Cookie Clicker - One of the flagship products of "The Bakery", a glass jar that contains a practically limitless supply of perfectly warm and fresh chocolate chip cookies, endlessly produced by the compressed universe contained inside the jar, optimised solely for cookie production. Note: DO NOT BREAK THE JAR. Note2: DO NOT BREAK THE JAR; THE BAKERY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF BREAKING THE JAR.

[2008 Menu #4 Cheese and Vegetable Omelette]
|Trash Item|
The infamous MRE nicknamed "Vomelette" by the troops. It may not be palatable, but it is food, and it is digestible. Restock Timer: 10 minutes

[Extremely Loud Metal Pipe]
|Trash Item|
An otherwise ordinary-looking aluminum pipe that, when dropped, produces an extremely loud clattering noise, enough to cause hearing damage in proximity.

[Mortal Enemy]
|Severity 18|
Someone REALLY strong is REALLY mad at you. The moment you awaken in your world, someone at least Epic Familiar in strength or a target closest to that level is going to be imbued with absolute hatred towards you and will stop at nothing to tear you apart.
|Resolve: Kill or neutralise your mortal enemy.|

[Infertile]
|Severity 1|
Whatever reproductive organs you have, they refuse to harbour life or help in the formation of life. You cannot impregnate anyone or be impregnated, no matter what.
|Resolve: Acquire a fertility boosting trait or an appropriate biokinetic ability|

[Celebrity]
|Severity 1|
You are great at drawing attention, whether you like it or not. People tend to notice you, and if you ask them to pick out someone random in a crowd, they would pick you more likely than not. Can be useful for gathering fame, but the downsides edge out the positives.
|Resolve: Get 3 stranger class powers or traits.|

Hope this helps!
 

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