Furiko-chan, this update was superlative.
But first, to grab the Z-slashes.
FurikoMaru said:
[X] Seen a lot of things in this ol' world
Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours - Stevie Wonder.
FurikoMaru said:
[X] I spend all my time chasin' you around
Chasing You Around - Sugar Ray.
FurikoMaru said:
[X] But even still I can't say much, because I know we're all the same; oh yes, we all seek out to satisfy those thrills
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked -Cage The Elephant.
FurikoMaru said:
How's Annie? he asks impishly.
Twin Peaks, Episode 29: Beyond Life And Death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEveQxYv57g
(refuses to embed)
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That's
4 3 references, thank you.(Hym grabbed the Cage The Elephant one).
Add it to my one in reserve, and I should have 1 Z-slash, and started one ref into a second Z-slash.
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FurikoMaru said:
It's a minor medical conundrum that no one's really been able to work out; you have stamina way beyond anyone you know short of Chouji's dad, and even entering puberty and sleeping for longer hours (mostly in the morning, to your mother and Ami's mutual chagrin), you aren't terribly clumsy or easily fatigued... and yet, you have no more chakra than a normal genin without your stamina. You're like a house without insulation; you only retain the excess chakra you produce half or a quarter as efficiently as a normal person.
Huh.
I wonder how many specialists she's had to see over this; when you're breeding a mage warrior, this kinda thing becomes important.
And I wonder how many people now are poring over her DNA.
FurikoMaru said:
Dad has head-guy-related theories that you've been given natural limits so that you don't get too strong too quickly and accidentally blow yourself up, but the fact is particularly large chakra reserves weren't in the cards even for a normal Yamanaka. Dad certainly doesn't have them.
No wonder he's not fussed.
We really did luck out in our choice of clans to be born into, didn't we?
I mean, you can read stuff like Dreaming of Sunshine's Reincarnation Roulette for examples of how things could have gone really, really bad.
For everyone.
FurikoMaru said:
The only reason it's noteworthy in your case is that you have an elemental kekkei genkai. Normally that by itself would make you a ninjutsu-focused fighter; there are ninja parents who would sacrifice an eye to get their children a force-multiplier like that. It's arguably only because you're a Yamanaka - and the heiress at that - that you've been permitted to pursue your more subtle interests this long.
Shinobi Chronicles: Where Tiger-Mom is not just a figure of speech.
FurikoMaru said:
The library in the tower doesn't have any books on biological seals for use on living beings, and most of the books you find there tend to imply the practice is semi-illegal (in that 'if you get caught before you make it work in a non-fatal way we will fuck your shit up' kind of way) for anyone under the rank of jounin. Well, no matter; that's unexplored territory for you for now, there's no way you'd be able to rig something up in the next four days without examining Anko, and to be honest, the day you'd rather examine a curse mark on a gorgeous young woman than her other qualities is the day you lie down and die.
Wait, what?
THAT's within her abilities?
Dearie, better keep that on the DL before Orochimaru pays a visit back into town specifically to pick you up.
Or you become of sufficient interest to get dragged down by Konoha's roots.....
Given her new bloodline, I wonder if her DNA is on file somewhere in Danzo's labs.
Seems like his thing after all; I'm betting he grabbed the bodies of the Uchiha, not Itachi.
FurikoMaru said:
Which option do you go with?
I am leaning towards getting Shika to do this.
For one, it'll compel him to look into seals, which is a good fit with his skillset and improves his survivability(always a good thing) and it gives us time with the others.
Haven't made up my mind though.
FurikoMaru said:
You want something a little... fancier, this time. Something that was made correctly from the start. A construct you could actually talk to.
Someone who's competent enough, but who's good for a laugh.
Grinning, you add eyelashes like Lee's to the face.
One of my favorite features of this quest is that it makes me smile, and sometimes laugh.
In a totally non-malicious way.
Never change Ino.
FurikoMaru said:
Neji's expression doesn't vary much (not that you're complaining; there isn't enough frown in the world to ruin that face, meow), but this particular shade of 'why are you talking to me' is a new one.
"'If you became Hokage'? Is that your ambition, then?"
"Pfft, hell no!" You lean against the wall of the gym. "It's just a hypothetical. What would you do? How would you react if after the chuunin exams it turned out I performed so well that Sandaime-sama went into semi-retirement and designated me his heir?"
"I would endeavour to determine if he and his advisers had been placed under a genjutsu."
You blink, and smile. "Really? You think that much of my skill, that I could take out the Professor?"
His eyes widen, and he lets out the small grunt of someone who's just given an accidental compliment. Heh. He's cute when he's startled.
"Say rather that I think that little of your scruples." He coughs. "If I've answered your question to your satisfaction, please leave me to my exercises."
D'awww.
Honestly?
If they were of age, and I was a shipper, I would be pairing Ino with Neji not Gaara, just on the strength of this exchange alone.
Well done Furiko.
FurikoMaru said:
"I'll stop being busy," Tenten shouts, flinging the kunai at you just as you manage to close the door, "when I'm dead!"
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tenten just made the list of most amusing people to irritate
FurikoMaru said:
And who might actually hate you a little bit. ^_^; Keeps ya honest, y'know?
"MATTE, INO!"
Now you just need someone for him to chase so he isn't always after you.
Who's this?
I don't recognize the color.
Or is that Zenigata?
FurikoMaru said:
"Okay, seriously, why does that always happen? Why do I know what a Metal Gear is, why do I know what Ninja Info Cards are, and what the hell are you doing in my head?!"
Huh.
I wouldn't have pegged Lupin for a gamer.
FurikoMaru said:
"I notice you don't argue about the hairiness," you snicker.
*snip*
"I notice you don't argue about the flatchestedness," he echoes you with a catty sidelong glance.

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Never change Ino.
FurikoMaru said:
A curly moustache, a cartoon tongue, and little horns, all done in dark pink.
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Y'know, I'm really looking forward to introducing him to Inoichi >
