[X] "Slow down there boys, we don't even know if one of us will draw Gaara's number or get the chance to fight him. Not that I'm not appreciative of you two willing to put yourselves on the line for me, because I am. I really am. It means a lot to me.
Oh for- why are you blushing?
Ah, well, at least Neji got caught in the blowback. Take that, ya moody bastard!
[X] But has it occurred to you that I don't want to watch you two get pummeled either?!"
"You cannot expect us to stand back and watch a girl be beaten if we can prevent it!" Neji retorts. Lee nods vigorously.
"What does her being a woman have to do with it?" Tenten asks indignantly.
"Well..." Lee mumbles, embarrassed.
"You don't have to be down on kunoichi to notice that Ino's as weak as a kitten," Kiba says. "No offence, Ino, but there are kids in the Academy right now who could seriously do damage to you if they landed a hit, and Gaara is just as fast as you are."
Ami just shakes her head like she's completely given up understanding what everyone's priorities are.
[X] "Yes Ami, we're all hypocrites here."
You gently cuff Kiba on the head.
[X] "Look, how about this: we back each other up as much as we can in whatever way we can, so that in the case that we fight Gaara we're as well prepared as we can be. I'd suggest we swear not to take stupid risks to set each other at ease, but I don't think a single one of us would mean it. Not like we aren't already taking a stupid risk..."
Neji - surprise surprise - glares. "Training together can only do so much in such a short amount of time. When you step into the arena, you will still be alone."
[X] "Stop acting like I'm pulling some kind of tragic sacrifice. I'm not stupid. You two might be able to beat me silly in a straight fight if so inclined, but don't think I came into this exam unprepared. I walked in here with plans for how to kick your butts. I'll work something out for Gaara too. I wouldn't walk into the ring otherwise."
"Why must you always court disaster?" he growls, closing his eyes in barely-suppressed frustration.
Wow, it is seriously bothering him that you won't sit back and let him handle everything.
Welcome to the wonderful world of having friends more talented than you are. The bar's next to the fireplace, you're gonna need it.
[X] "It's not like Gaara wants to kill me or anything; he's definitely got enough self-control to keep whatever the hell is up with his chakra from leaving a smoking crater in Kiba's leg, so why should we assume he doesn't have enough to keep from caving in my skull?"
[X] "It's not like disaster's just going to go away. Life's more fun when you meet it head on."
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