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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    I would rather try that against a wolverine as it would taste so much better while also Being harder to catch.
     
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  2. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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    Getting to sit in on a meeting intended to give you protections allowing you to do so, catered with your favorite snack foods.
     
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  3. SerpentEmperor

    SerpentEmperor Not too sore, are you?

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    Well I'm officially a badass immortal elder Vampire. So I guess look after my massive fortune?
     
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  4. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    That has the same energy as, "All of you better duck because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to smack you with my dick." from abridged Vegeta.

    Video Provided:
     
  5. SerpentEmperor

    SerpentEmperor Not too sore, are you?

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    I don't understand what you are trying to convey.
     
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  6. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    I trying to say you sound TOTALLY AWESOME! Own that power!
     
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  7. SerpentEmperor

    SerpentEmperor Not too sore, are you?

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    Are you being sarcastic? I'm sorry sarcasm doesn't travel well in writing.
     
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  8. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    Nope no sarcasm there, just me being a bit weird.
     
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  9. BastOfTheXV

    BastOfTheXV Ave Imperator! Remember Prospero!

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    Be surprised and happy (What? I'd be an eight foot tall sphinx-girl Space Marine Librarian specializing in Biomancy.) Also get a new wardrobe and explain to my family.
     
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  10. Stickypiston

    Stickypiston Invadingcat Muted

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    There comes a time when every man and woman woke up to their responsibility, the realization that everyone have their own duty to fulfill whether they were called to it or not, submitting oneself to duty is an inevitable process of growing up. And in my particular case of course become the best lazy catgirl maid who sometimes ocassionally, just occasionally, do something useful to my owner, but most of the time just act cute to be loved enough to not be thrown out in the street for being an expense burden.
     
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  11. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    ... I'd make a 'sounds like a wife' joke, but even this would be several steps up from my average relationship...
     
  12. Koup

    Koup Local Tactical Equipment Enjoyer

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    I complain on how much my neck hurts.
     
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  13. KTGMAPLE

    KTGMAPLE Otokonoko Connoisseur

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    60% horny. 40% pissed that I picked this avatar instead of a cool powered character.
     
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  14. TotallyDapper

    TotallyDapper PBY-5A Catalina

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    Uh… break through the walls on either side of my bed? Humbly request beaching gear?

    I’m a plane! And planes are awesome, and this one’s my favorite, but waking up as a Catalina sounds troublesome.
     
  15. walket11

    walket11 Not too sore, are you?

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    Hmm... continue browsing qq for "reasons"
     
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  16. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Start building Alantis on minecraft and then forget to finish it.
     
  17. Vealie

    Vealie Versed in the lewd.

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    My pic is an artist original not based on anything in particular afaik but I think we can be confident in asserting at least some of the following.

    • She's ripped as fuck, either she's got some kind of superhuman physiology or she's in a world with quite different mechanics than our own or something.
    • She's really young (16-25 at a guess)
    • She spends all her time working out.
      • Must be independently wealthy or in some way have enough time & money to dedicate to eating and training at probably the 1/10^6 level.
    • She may or may not have legs
    • She may or may not skip leg day (rip)
    • She's an H2O fan
    • Healthy bodyfat% & lean bodyweight are weakly correlated with IQ/g. I choose to believe her fitness is driven largely by this weak correlation so she must be +20sd iq. Flawless logic bruh.
    Anyway, first thing I do is probably breakdown and cry tears of relief and happiness tbh. Gotta make use of that womanly superiority in tear production/eye lubrication.

    Find a source of income that isn't soul destroying.

    Work out who my new friends/family are.

    Explore my possible superhuman abilities. Hope I'm a Remnan in the period after they get saved by the MC.

    That sounds like a pretty damn cool time/place to live in.
     
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  18. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    With that body, she might be a high end professional athlete/body builder.

    Working out could very well be her income.
     
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  19. Karp

    Karp Tasty

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    Attend conventions. Flex at the beach. Evolve. Haunt Japan.
     
  20. Phen0m20

    Phen0m20 Not too sore, are you?

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    Avoid mirrors and anything reflective in general.
     
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  21. Shava Nova

    Shava Nova Getting out there.

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    Well, I guess I'm now my DnD Character, as my avatar was a commission for my DND Character. though, with a few things not correct like the hair color (which was supposed to be blonde) and the eye patch (which was supposed to be a ruby eyepatch).
     
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  22. Stormin5532

    Stormin5532 Lol, lmao even

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    Become Shitsec, bane of all assistants and clowns stationwide. Shame I don't have a avatar for either the Chief Engineer or Research Director given I could probably patent and sell SS13 supertech assuming I would gain the associated knowledge of each job slot. But in this case I'd be able to kick ass and take names. Only thing that I think could be more powerful would be a changeling or the Clockwork Cultists since they're completely overpowered bullshit and unlike those pesky Nar'sian bastards their deity doesn't seem outright malicious. Probably.
     
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  23. Capitalist DeeDee

    Capitalist DeeDee In An Abusive Relationship With Insomnia.

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    I had to put a link to my profile pic in my Bio because I'm technologically illiterate.

    But I'd let it Rip.

    Jokes aside I'll just stand in random places scaring the shit out of people.
     
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  24. Speckled Burd

    Speckled Burd Studious Elf

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    1. Explore my hot new elf bod.

    2. Wonder if being an elf will give me a longer life span/immortality and possibly magic.

    3. Replace my wardrobe.

    4. Deal with the various professional problems that come with suddenly not looking like myself anymore.

    Repeating step 1 may be done between any other step.
     
  25. ArsMagna1337

    ArsMagna1337 (Unverified Oracle) (Unverified Omake Machine)

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    Patriotism (Guns) + Rome = Best Civ.

    Jokes aside. I'll probably try and figure out how to use a gun in a safe place. Maybe the gun's magical, maybe not. Who knows? But a gun is a gun. It is meant to shoot against something. But this gun shall do wonders. You can't expect God to do all the work. All shall hail the weapon!

    But if it shoots freaking paintballs, then I'll probably try to win a paintball competition or something. Explore the body, if you know what I mean.

    Also, deal with the freaking poison in Nero's body before it turns cancerous.
     
  26. EnderLord10

    EnderLord10 Doesn't Have Enough Piranhas

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  27. Chaoswind

    Chaoswind Lord of nonsense

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    Declare myself the choosen prophet of the end times, first I would flash freeze the poles, then as the world confirms what I can do, I declare that I will travel the world and punish those that I deem full of sin, then jump into the stratosphere and use the vantage point to start to destroy satellites to deny nations the ability to more easily track me (because I would have to stop moving at and eat something eventually).


    Then I would probably "peacefully" get a certain number of nation leaders, industrialist and billionaires to start to work fixing the planet...or else.
     
  28. SomethingElse

    SomethingElse Si Connoisseir

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  29. Smol Duck

    Smol Duck Not too sore, are you?

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    What’s the ruling on the default profile?
     
  30. SomethingElse

    SomethingElse Si Connoisseir

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    You turn male, if you aren't already.