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favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

Discussion in 'General' started by luca65, Jul 3, 2020.

  1. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    a place to post or read peoples favorite quotes or that they created i will start with one i made myself while listening to this ost from frostpunk and reading some of the comments there:

    look upon hell as it snarls! at you. look at it with eyes filled! with hate! bear your teeth! in a snarl! and roar! at it in hate, and that is how you survive hell! (is it good this is my first time creating a quote)
     
  2. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "I like my coffee how I like my women; pale, sweet, and weak."
     
  3. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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  4. Simonbob

    Simonbob Really? You don't say.

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    "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
    Unknown

    I've liked this one for a long, long, time.




    Fiction never exceeds the reach of the writer’s courage. - Dorothy Allison

    Pretty much the reason I'm slowly walking away from, well, all sorts of websites. Inc SV.



    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and
    hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
    - Sir Winston Churchill

    Given the times we're in, well, Churchill said some awesome stuff. So did Albert Einstein.
     
  5. duburu

    duburu Not too sore, are you?

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    Really anything that is 4 years or older that I found myself commenting in anywhere on the internet is what I would quote to myself
    "look at this weeb, im so cringe of him" -Present me
     
  6. farren55

    farren55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nope.

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    "it's like painting a window blue to see a clear sky; technically done what you've set out to do, but have missed the point entirely."

    Edit: spelling/grammar
     
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  7. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box rarest of netos

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    "The real favorite quote is the friends we made along the way."

    - Guardian Box, 08.08.2020
     
  8. Lord Invictus

    Lord Invictus Impropérium nulla oblivione eris Gone for Good

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    A quote I invented.

    ”Everything is beautiful in its time”.
     
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  9. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    They seem to have brought down the sun... and eaten a part of it right off. Like Surtur of Norse fame. That was a fun myth to read about when you knew it was about a man who lit his crotch on fire and had his dog bite it to put it out.

    from abyssal admiral quest from fiction live
     
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  10. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    "No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, in an infinite expanse of NOs from the Dimension of NO with a statue dedicated to their great creator, the God of NO, who wept tears of NO that filled the oceans with NO and brought about billions of creatures who were NO!"
     
  11. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    "Imperium of Mankind Tech Support, have you tried appeasing the machine spirit?"
     
  12. Graeme404

    Graeme404 Know what you're doing yet?

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    "It takes many screws to build a crib, only one to fill it"

    "If at first you don't succeed, hide all the evenidence that you tried"

    "Everything in moderation, even moderation"

    "Hope for the best, plan for the worst"
     
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  13. Stanley_Jeb

    Stanley_Jeb I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    "What am I willing to put up with today? Not! Fucking! This!" - Arin Hanson.
     
  14. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    "Don't use my words against me!"
    "Then don't use words, fool."
     
  15. duburu

    duburu Not too sore, are you?

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    See You In 3 Month
     
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  16. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    "Right now, pretty much the easiest thing I can do is quit... but we're not going anywhere. You don't just give up halfway through, that's not the point. The point is the challenge... the path... the road to victory. If you don't have that, then it doesn't mean anything! And if you don't lose something on the way, then you don't deserve it! We've lost many, but now we gotta keep what's important in mind... We need hope... we need to believe... and believe there is something better out there! Because I'll be damned if monsters like this can roam free! And in the end, I have the one thing that's needed to win this fight... The one thing he'll never have... I FIGHT FOR MY GODDAMN FRIENDS! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!!!!! WE'RE GOING NOW... AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!!!!!"
     
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  17. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "Idolater! Your soul is required in Hell!"
    -The old man, just before he kills Nino Brown at the end of New Jack City.

     
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  18. me-meboi

    me-meboi I regret everything

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    "A true king, the greatest king, is not one who has the most servants! But the one who serves the most! Therefore, the greatest amongst us, they are servants!"
    -Mustard, MrFudgeMonkeyz Minecraft: Annoying Villagers, Ep (not telling), Timestamp: 10:45
     
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  19. daimahou

    daimahou Gentleman Tentacle(s)

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    Easy enough to search...


    "A maid is never late, nor is she early, she comes precisely when her master wants her to." - by me... And no one has used it anywhere yet :S
     
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  20. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    (In response to a co-worker saying they have too much chocolate left over after Halloween)

    That's not a problem, that's a solution!
     
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  21. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    i have nothing but my sorrow... and i want nothing more. it has been, it still is, faithfull to me. why sould i begrudge it, since during the hours... when my soul crushed the depths of my heart, it was seated there beside me? O sorrow i have ended, you see, by respecting you, because i am certain you will never leave me. ah! i realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. you are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart. O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because i know that on the day of my final agony, you will still be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart. (from library of ruina)
     
  22. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box rarest of netos

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    "Mistakes were made" - Guardian Box, roughly 17 times every day.
     
  23. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    and yet for every mistake there is wisdom to gleam from it. from me to Guardian Box
     
  24. Kalrotix

    Kalrotix The Musketeer

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    Morons are like ducks, they fly in squadrons.
     
  25. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    the contrary of hate is not love it's apathy cause love and hate ar two extreme feelings for one person apathy is a lack of feelings (i did not create this but forgot where it's from)
     
  26. Radek

    Radek Promethean

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    "They are dug in deep. Hope you brought a shovel, Commander."

    "Fuck that, Joker. Power up the main railgun. Glass the site."

    From the ME ideas thread over on SB a long, long while ago. If only I could remember who came up with them.
     
  27. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    “Intelligence is the ability to know how to build a nuclear bomb. Wisdom is knowing to not use use that bomb for landscaping purposes. Charisma is convincing other people to not use nuclear bombs for landscaping purposes.”
    -me
     
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  28. Yakeru

    Yakeru Common sense, is ironically a very rare commodity.

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    Where there is a thesis, there must be an antithesis. And from those two, there will be a synthesis.

    One of my only big brain moments.
     
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  29. PrinceJonathan

    PrinceJonathan Versed in the lewd.

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    When you stare into the Abyss, the Abyss stares back.

    When Skitter stares into the Abyss, the Abyss blushes because senpai noticed it.
     
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  30. Berossus

    Berossus May Contain Evil (and nuts)

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    "Look for demons in every shadow, and sooner or later, you'll start seeing them - no matter whether or not they were there in the first place." - No idea.

    "Everyone's for shutting their opponents up until they're the ones gagged." - BigBoom550, paraphrased.

    "You guys are acting like fucking children." - Rubick

    "So, literally one person has called for bombing the UN. One, singular. Whereas most people in the thread have been saying the UN is useless, you decide to use one persons post to paint the entire thread as bloodthirsty lunatics." - General Xanatos

    The next five quotes provided by my friends. Don't ask.

    "Welcome to CBT Cove, we have hammers, pliers, and bare fists for your pleasure".

    "Satan is inside my anus."

    "YER SKINNEN ME COCK YER DAFT FOCK THAT AINT NO WOLF YOU GERMAN PROZZIEE"

    "They call me yung hitler for a reason bitch."

    "He got a Pacific Rim Job done to him."
     
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