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God fucked up

Discussion in 'General' started by Selias, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. Selias

    Selias Experienced.

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    You know, that whole "Garden of Eden" fiasco could have been completely avoided if God had just made Samuel L. Jackson, instead of Adam.

    Thoughts?

    On a completely unrelated note, I do my best thinking while half asleep and on the crapper.
     
  2. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    Really? Really!? You're starting a thread about this?
     
  3. Selias

    Selias Experienced.

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    No other threads to post it in. I was reading a fanfic that mentioned the Serpent of Eden, and I just thought to myself, "Man, I bet Samuel L. Jackson wouldn't have fucked up like that."

    On another note, I also do my best decision making while half asleep.
     
  4. MrGazzer

    MrGazzer Wabbit

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    Buddy, deep breath.

    Inhale, count to four, exhale, count to four.

    This clearly not serous.

    Now is not the time to be pissy, yes?
     
  5. Introspective Tinkerer

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    Sorry, just kind of annoyed you think it would be any easier if a modern human was being tempted by the Prince of Lies himself.
    I mean it's in his title, it's what he does. That and I don't take kindly to people making fun of God, he's done a lot for me you know?
     
  6. Selias

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    Dude. It's a "Snakes on a Plane" joke.
     
  7. Introspective Tinkerer

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    Oh, sorry haven't watched that movie. Now that you mention it haven't really watched many new movies the last few years.
     
  8. Selias

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    Last movie I watched was that sixth Harry Potter movie. Or maybe the last Lord of the Rings movie. I don't remember which came out first.
     
  9. doomlord9

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    I have no idea why but this whole thread, as tiny as it is, is utterly hilarious to me. I have no idea why but I just can't stop laughing while (re-)reading it.
     
  10. Introspective Tinkerer

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    It might be that most of the movies that have come out have been either utterly dull or completely stupid.
     
  11. Dinya

    Dinya Know what you're doing yet?

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    Well, I was thinking about a story were Robert Johnson goes down in history as a prodigious violinist, as it turns out Homura doesn't like guitars that much. :p
     
  12. skaro

    skaro Well worn.

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    UrsaTempest Fanatical Yuri Bear (and Archivist)

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    Eh, our Satan has no grandiose title like yours :p
     
  14. SolipsistSerpent

    SolipsistSerpent Endlessly Devouring

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    Prince of Lies? What? Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything about the Devil being involved. It says it's a snake. In fact, if it was the Devil in the form of a snake, it wouldn't make any sense for God to curse snakes with a lack of legs (as he does at the end of the story) because it would then be an Angel and not an actual snake involved.

    The Devil's involvement is just something the Catholic Church made up later like the Seven Deadly Sins (also nowhere in the Bible).
     
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