'Welcome one and all to Happy Horrogan's Terror Imporium and Family Funtime Motel! All are welcome, be they Mortal, Immortal, Undead, or Other! Enjoy our dimension-famous facilities, family rated activities, and hospitable staff! Safe* and Fun for the Whole Family!
*Happy Horrorgans is not responsible for any psychological, emotional, spiritual, or physical alterations, changes or harm in rare instances that may occur between Guest-to-Guest interactions. Intentional harm to other Guests is grounds for punishment at Owner/Manager's discretion. Safety of Guests and Staff prioritized, non-Guests are not liable for recompense from damages incurred on or around premises. If a Guest has set up a stay online, they have 24 hours before the first day to cancel their stay and recieve refunds. Attempts to cancel stay in exchange for another hotel franchise acceptable provided one night is stayed at the original premises. Attempts to avoid staying once paid will not be accepted.
*Happy Horrorgans is not responsible for any psychological, emotional, spiritual, or physical alterations, changes or harm in rare instances that may occur between Guest-to-Guest interactions. Intentional harm to other Guests is grounds for punishment at Owner/Manager's discretion. Safety of Guests and Staff prioritized, non-Guests are not liable for recompense from damages incurred on or around premises. If a Guest has set up a stay online, they have 24 hours before the first day to cancel their stay and recieve refunds. Attempts to cancel stay in exchange for another hotel franchise acceptable provided one night is stayed at the original premises. Attempts to avoid staying once paid will not be accepted.