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With a tap and a blink she'll be there,
It's high time for villains to care,
She'll be there when asked,
The villainous forces harassed,
It's-
"Shit." Mouse Protector muttered, trying to remember the words. The lyrics weren't as good as it was in season one, but this one had more
feel to it, y'know? The whole fucking thing was messed up at that point, so she just hummed along with the mental tune as she peered into the window. It was shuttered, so she couldn't see anything, but that's what the tinker lenses were for. Tapping into wavelengths and translating blah blah blah blah.
Tinkertech, great. (
Nerd.) Just tell her what it's for and when she should bring it in.
It let her see through walls. Three people waving guns around, one standing around looking bored. Against a board. No, no. that wouldn't work nearly as well verbally. Another one, his hands out at people.
Two probable capes, three idiots with guns.
"Got anything?" She tapped at her throat mic. "Yo, Celsius."
"That didn't get old years ago, Mouse," Fahrenheit responded, rubbing at her temples.
"Yeah, but Celsius is so much
cooler." She listened for the telltale groan, her lips quirking up as she gave a mocking salute to her backup.
"None of them are manipulating heat, as far as I can tell. One has a cigarette. Another's just standing there. No weapons for either. One has a- gun that's jury-rigged. One sec. It's full auto. The others are normal. One full auto pistol, one normal, one semi-auto rifle." Her voice paused. "Can't get a good enough image on them to ID them."
"Dang. Was hoping to get a few things ready for them before going in." She pouted, taking a grappling hook and firing it up at the roof. It was more like a
piton gun, but that just dissolved into background noise when they started talking about the specifics of how it would work.
Mouse Protector paid
enough attention, okay? Enough of that explainy-sciencey-bullshit. She had an image to keep.
And maybe she liked rubbing them the wrong way.
Heh. That's what she said.
The
grappling hook tightened, and she scaled the side of the wall, making her way up to the top. There were already a few lollygaggers, and she gave them a little wave, then a shooing motion.
Guns were more dangerous than powers. Powers were stupid and unfair, but it was more likely they'd control their shots, out of fear of the Birdcage. Someone who'd made their pistol full auto-
There were less probable moral compunctions behind that bitch, and a
few remarks she wanted to smear in their face about overcompensation.
"They say they'd like to negotiate for the safe release of the hostages." Fahrenheit said, as Mouse Protector went to work on the lock.
"Mmhm? Milk'n'cookies? Partridge in a pear tree?" Mouse Protector made a disinterested noise, peering at the lock. "Time limit?"
"Ten minutes."
"They better not want snickerdoodles. I can't make cookies that fast." She withdrew the lockpicks from the door, turning the doorknob experimentally. "Code for the door?"
"Five Oh Two Two Zero."
"Bless you. Thank you." She pushed the buttons in and glanced upward, checking for any additional alarms. "Electrical sources? Insulated anything?"
"No, and no. Alarms are already taken care of, mostly." Her voice sounded fairly confident.
Mouse Protector frowned. "Mostly. Am I going to walk into a Dragon-bot here or what?"
"No, just the glass ones are hardwired. Sorry."
"Well and here I was all for the dramatic skylight entrance." She glanced over at the rooftop. Would have been rather difficult without the skylight. "Alright, heading in. Wish me luck, Fairy."
"No." Fahrenheit said flatly.
"See that's why nobody likes you." Mouse protector made the switch to subvocalizing seamlessly, continuing down the steps.
"Uh huh."
"Come on, throw me some softballs here. Gonna have to go straight to an interview after this. Prep me. I'm ready, coach." She cajoled, very, very quietly.
She peeked through the door, looking through the metal with her lenses. Ten, twenty three, thirty three, Two of them weren't in range. "You got eyes on those last dudes? They pulled a vanishing act."
"Yeah, One is hanging around vault. Other is inside, cape. One's on the phone, other room. Good guys trying to stall for time."
"Well. That's nice of them." Mouse Protector scanned the door up and down, looking. "Trap on the door. Connected to a charge. These guys are
assholes."
"Guy on phone isn't happy." A pause. "Wants a Mover, now."
"Hey, I'm a Mover. And a lover." Another groan. Mm. The best part about it. She efficiently stripped the makeshift trap apart, wrinkling her nose as she discarded the pieces next to the door. "Alright, Fairy. Showtime."
"I'll prioritize civs. My limit is three misfires." Fahrenheit said. Mouse protector nodded, disengaging her sword from her leg's armor. She clenched her right fist, opening it, causing her buckler to
clk clik chk into place.
It
could have been silent. Just like her blunted sword didn't
need to make the humming that it did when she charged it up.
Pff.
Whatever.
She opened the door, and walked in. Relaxed, not a care in the world. Two hostages near the door. They looked at her, and uttered gasps of (probably relief) adoration. She held a finger to her lips and winked. There was that guy at the table, his back currently turned to her, yelling angrily into the phone.
Mouse Protector tapped one of the hostages, and a
point blossomed in her mind. At any moment now, she could grab onto that point, and suddenly the world would funnel into that brilliant point.
And then she'd be there.
She walked up behind the angry dude on the phone, who was angrily gesticulating at the lobby. Was he expecting them to notice? It wasn't like anyone except her was looking.
"Excuse me." She tapped him on the shoulder with her shield hand, and another
point was in her mind. "Do you know where I can find the bathroom?"
"What the f-" She slammed him in the stomach with a knee, then reached for the other
point.
The world churned, she whirled, and was back on her feet next to the stunned hostage. She winked at him conspiratorially.
Then she grabbed the other point.
What a
rush.
"This is a PG-13 adventure, sir. I'm going to have to-" She ducked under his first swing. His fists and wrists were thickening, becoming rock.
"You should see someone about that." Dermatologist took
way too long to say. She slammed the buckler into his gut, and electrified it. "Skin conditions are serious."
"Fu-gighghhl-" He jerked and spasmed, and she patted him on the head, leaving the Foam blister there.
She grabbed the hostage
point, discarding the angry dude's one, and watched the rapidly solidifying foam silence him. "I still think he should see a doctor about that."
"Two are moving toward his location," came Fahrenheit's voice. "Normals, two guns. Full auto checking on other hostages."
"Thanks for the update. On it." Mouse Protector sprung into action, looping around the corner into the lobby. She glanced around. Three hostages here.
"Hey! Where can I get some service around here? I'm missing my lunch break for this!" Her voice was a shout, amplified by her equipment, yelled into the bank proper.
crak
The bullet whizzed by her head. It hadn't missed. Not
really. It was easy for her to see the gun's barrel, and her agility allowed her to tilt her head out of the way, making it look like she had just adjusted her position.
How long she had worked on making the movement look natural was
not a topic of discussion.
"
Misfiring." Mouse Protector heard Fahrenheit's first syllable and exploded forward into movement. Her buckler came up in front of her. The stylized mouse raising the sword into the air heralded her approach.
Marty Mouse was her mascot, after all.
chk
Her sword caught the edge of the gun as he tried to fire again. The blade
vnnmmmed into action as it contacted the metal, carving through it without stopping, she glanced to the side, snapping her foot up to kick him in the head-
point- and raising her buckler to block a shot from the other direction. "Guns? Do you think you can stop me-"
She flipped backward, using only her right hand to spur her movement as she watched for the other robber's response. He leveled the rifle, tightening on the trigger- and she was gone, drawing on that
point.
"The great Patriot-" There was no need for mindgames with this lot. She flickered into existence, kicking the first robber in the head again. "-with bullets?"
"Wait." She affected shock. Avoid firing lines toward hostages. That one was too risky- block. "Was that reveal not supposed to come out yet?"
"Joking, jeez, tough crowd." Rush forward- "
Misfiring-" his gun clicked. She kicked, (
Grab point) her sword slicing the gun out of the air, and again before it hit the ground.
She tilted her head toward the pieces as they fell. "And can
still cut a tomato."
Still watching the robber as he grabbed a
desk lamp to try hit her with. That one was just too easy.
"Knock knock." She
pulled, and was behind him. "Who's here!"
Her leg hooked around his, and she pushed him forward. Didn't bother electrifying the shield.
She raised her sword into the air, putting her boot on his back before making a sweeping bow. "Couldn't have done it without a little help from the audience."
She secured them both, heading off toward the vault- changing direction, and heading off toward the vault.
"Full auto is in the vault getting cape buddy." Fahrenheit sounded tired. Preventing bullets from firing exhausted her. Her real limit was probably two, but she was game for another one.
Mouse Protector trusted her. "So, which lead-in haven't I used for a while?"
"You actually want me to
check?" Fahrenheit's voice was a sigh.
The hero raised the hilt of her sword to her nose, scratching an itch. "Nah, they just blend together a bit. Gotta keep it fresh for the viewers, y'know?"
She smiled. "Last two. Let's do this."
"Probably a metallokinetic. Seems to be slow, from how he's opening the deposit boxes. Might have fine control."
"Thankyew kindly, Pardner." Mouse Protector glanced around, heading further into the bank. So far, so good. No hostage injuries or casualties. Good stuff.
Moving on. She made sure her steps made noise on the marble floor, whistling this season's theme as she stepped forward. It seemed only appropriate, and it's not like they had any hostages down there.
The grate-door in the vault was twisted, bent away from the frame so that it could be opened. "Hello? Mouse Protector, here with your pizza? You asked for extra cheese, pineapples and-"
A deposit box came flying her way, at a speed fast enough that she had to flick her body backward and down, flexing her legs and abdominals to throw herself back to her feet. "No tip, then?"
Another box.
Dive to the right. Slide to a stop.
She leapt forward into another aisle of half-mangled deposit boxes, confronted by a man raising up a pistol.
taktaktak
Mouse Protector threw herself flat, feeling the bullets ping off the metal as her body hit the ground.
Ow. T
hrust arms downward, propel upward, track gun with shield- shift legs, lunge, no, backflip- legs tensed push against ground as hard as possible in air, gun tracking-
taktaktaktak
The bullets couldn't catch up to her.
Foot brought down-going to miss,
adjust, shoulder instead. Point! Step off-
And then the deposit box hit her in the left arm, sending the sword flying away. "No-" she gasped, tumbling to the ground.
"God
damn, it's Mouse Protector." The cape was six feet, easy, wrapped around in metal and dross, forming discolored ridges around his shoulders and legs.
"Hey. No swearing. Violence is fine, so let's keep it clean. Nothing below the belt. Anything over-" The full auto pistol pointed at her.
"You ever shut up?" The voice was furious, pained, and the man clutched at his shoulder with his free hand, keeping the pistol trained on her.
"Nah," she kept her eyes trained on his trigger finger, waiting. Dramatic moments weren't good unless they were close, and she had a
lot of experience. "I prefer to keep up a dialogue, y'know? Keep things friendly and all sorts of-"
He pulled.
She pulled first.
"Intimate." She breathed into his ear, pressing the shield into his back, grabbing his gun hand with the other and twisting. The electrical charge fired, and the gun kept firing in time with the man's spasms.
"Whoops. Seems like he didn't last very long, huh? How about you, buster? Got what it takes to take down justice itself?" The cape's projectiles were chunks and pieces of metal, thrown at her with varying speeds. It was simple to dodge most of them, and she rolled, grabbing at the pouches on her belt, pushing forward into the flurry. She bounced off the walls, moving in a manner that was never in the same place at once, tantalizing her opponent with each shot.
Oh look, that one almost hit! Oh boy, you were so close that time! Come on baby, work it!
And then she was in front of him, not two feet away, her gloved hand reaching out and slapping him across the face.
Point.
"I thought you
loved me, whateveryournameis." She pouted. His face was furious confusion. The foam pack adhered to his cheek. He tore it off before it could expand, but it caught his arm, limiting his movement. "And now you won't even take a
token from me?"
She found the time to languish, a hand against her forehead. He raised his free hand, hurling more metal.
Mouse Protector
pulled. She was in midair, using his shoulders to flip herself, (
foam pack on back) pushing off and tweaking his nose. "I got yer nose, evildoer. If yer good and come quietly, I'll give it back."
She narrowed her eyes at him, blowing smoke off her fingers. The foam pack went off. This time, he didn't have the ability to remove it fast enough.
"You okay, Fairy? Got awful quiet there." She walked toward the still-twitching normal, kicking the gun away and securing his hands.
"Yeah. Good work, Mouse Protector. SWAT is moving in now." Fahrenheit sounded exhausted.
"No biggie. You say that like I don't
always do good work." She smirked, looking around the chaotic, nearly-destroyed room. "Mouse Protector is the
best, Fairy. I'm her number one fan. I'm at every public appearance she's at. Every signing? I've
been there. Been to her house and everything. Her bed is
fantastic."
"That's because you
are her, Mouse Protector." The voice was world-weary, but didn't hold much bite.
"Oh, right!" She grinned. "Let's go talk to the news people, then. Thanks for the assist."