QQ's Future - Partnership with Google

...uh.

 

Fear not, comrades! The lewd will spread through their systems and corrupt the Almighty Algorithm until there is nothing but handholding!

They cannot keep us down! We will rise up and pitch a tent!

 

Finally, now Google can get on Bing's level when I try to get friction burns while blasting my baby batter² across the room at my cat to Gyaru Oppai Loli Succubus Hentai.

About time Google. You've made the right move Admins and Staff.

 

Saw the title and just thought 'what the actual fuck??' and then realized what the hell this was, took a sec cause it's still the 31st for my and I don't deal with timezone differences often. Really had me worried there

 

I definitely was upset for a little bit <_< >_>

 

Yooo does this mean we can get Google nose connection to the site? I wonder what this group of degenerates could cook up. Oh! and get me some google glasses connection for the image threads!

 

You fucking bastard. You totally had me.

 

Okay, credit where its due. This was good. I'm man enough to admit it. For just a couple of minutes, you got me. April first doesn't begin for about a half hour from now so I wasn't in the proper head-space yet. And the first half of the message is close enough to real to be sorta convincing until you get to the more joke filled later half.

But, despite all that, for a couple of minutes, you had me going. Well played.

 

What are you talking about, it’s still March?

For another 18 minutes at least.

 

That’s actually the scariest part of the whole joke.

 

You cheeky dick waffles! I was actually sweating there for a second!

 

Nobody wants Stadia, sell out to Disney for Disney+

 

If it's Boston Dynamics making Skynet, we'll have nothing to fear. All their killbots will trip over themselves in the process.

 

Bro, it's still March 31st here, you caught me lacking. I can't even be mad.

 

It's still March 31st for me, and I've seen more April Fools jokes today than I have in the last few years put together.

Probably a coincidence, but I'm breaking out the conspiracy board anyway.

Furthermore, Yahoo! must be destroyed.

 

Man, I was getting excited for my Stadia subscription. And worried about possibly losing works of high-class art such as “Rapist gamer” and anything Shiro got his cum on to corpo censorship.

Bout breaks even for me I guess. Can we still do the island thing?

 

.....
They shall have their retinas scorched. How much money DID they pay?

 

This is a really good investment on Google's part. QQ is vastly more popular than Google+ ever was, it'll let them make some headway into the social media market.

 

I was scared for my smut for a second there

 

Ehehejejejehejejejejejjjeje.


Good one mate. Next time try a content creator that okay with porn.

 

LMAO not bad not bad at all.

Nice Pic though, hmmm damn I wonder what Merryweather would draw/storyboard us as if he has an account on this forum it would be amazing to see.

 

*10 years old looking girl appears on ad*
Onii-chan, want to hold hands?

FIND LEGAL LOLIS TO HAND HOLD NEAR YOU!
*Link to site showing hookers in Thailand*

 

I'm not even gunna lie. I completely forgot what day it was since its not April 1st in my timezone yet and nearly shit myself. Okay the award for best April Fools Prank goes to QQ. That actually legit scared me compared to SB's chuckle with their call out to New Grounds and the shiver of disgust from SV comparing themselves to Worm via Parahumans online.

 

You actually fooled me for a moment there, well done.

 

I'll admit, you had me there for a second... Than I started reading the post. Happy April 1st guys and gals.

 

I for one, welcome our new Google overlords.

 

Oh thank god. It's a constant worry when you're on a NSFW site that your personal data might be taken and used without your consent, but there's no worries of that if Google is taking over.

 

Holy shit, you fucking trolls, for a moment I thought this was real. I almost started crying!

...if it's not obvious I fucking hate Google and their "Be Evil" corporate ethos.

 

I'm just a little disappointed that I've already seen this one before. Really spoils the joke.