The Arc Clan: Sister Orchid (Rough)
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Team JNPR entered their dorm room, a bit exhausted but triumphant.
Nora: "WOOHOO! We smashed all those guys in the training matches, didn't we?!"
Jaune: "We did! Great work everyone! You're really coming along, despite my mistakes."
Ren: "You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Jaune: You held your own in all the matches."
Pyrrha: "Indeed! You served as proper support."
Nora: "And I love that we got to use our combo move! Nora's Arc! You were all 'I'm ready!' and I was all 'HAMMER TIME!' And you were all 'Wait Nora not that hard' and I was like 'THUNDERSTRUCK!' and you screamed like a little girl!"
Jaune: sighs heavily "I did. A bit."
Pyrrha: smiles "But we won all the matches, which is what counts."
Nora: "Yeah! Girly Scream to victory! It's our new battle cry!"
Jaune: "It is not."
Nora: "But it was sooo funny!"
Jaune: "Literally anyone would scream like a girl if you were swinging their hammer right at you!"
Nora: "Aw, thanks Jaune!" hugs him "But I'm already taken by Ren! You'll need to find another orangette for your harem!"
Jaune: "I don't have a harem damnit!"
Pyrrha: "Of course not! But I would join it if you did, Jaune!"
Jaune: "Not helping!"
There is a sneeze from the closet, and it rattles. Everyone is on guard.
Nora: "Gasp! Something's in our closet!"
Jaune: "Blake? That you? Yang? Ruby? Zwei?"
Nora: "Double gasp! If it's not any of them, or Pyrrha... Who could it be?!"
Pyrrha: "... How could I be in that closet when I'm right here, Nora?"
Nora: "TRIPLE GASP! You've secretly been a ninja this whole time, Pyrrha! Why didn't you tell me?! It's so unfair! Ren's the only ninja on our team! Multiclassing is cheating!"
The closet door wobbled again... Jaune went forward, and took hold of the handle. He slid it open... And a blonde girl in glasses, a black hoodie, jeans and sneakers fell into his arms.
Girl: "Haa..." She stands up and hugs him properly, before saying in a monotone: "Thank you Jaune. It was getting a bit scary in there. It is nice to see you well."
Jaune: "Orchid?"
Nora: "WHAT?! THE CLOSET MAKES GENDERBENT CLONES OF JAUNE?! SHE'S SO CUTE, CAN I HAVE ONE?!"
Ren: "No Nora, that's his sister."
Nora: "Oh! Well... That makes more sense."
Pyrrha: stares into the closet with Jaune. There is a very elaborate computer set up with multiple holoscreens, a keyboard, and several other doodads as well as several figurines "Wait... Starlight Brigade?"
Orchid: "Yes. It is my very favorite show ever. Please don't touch those, they are collectors."
Jaune: "Then why did you bring them with you, Orchid?!"
Orchid: "They missed you too."
Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, Ren and Orchid go to the common room and sit around the table, after getting some snacks.
Orchid: "I decided to come and see you compete in the Vytal Tournament, Big Brother."
Jaune: "Well, that's great Orchid. But uh, wouldn't you rather stay in a hotel?"
Orchid: "No. The CCT signal is best here. I can maintain my business operations very easily. Plus, your closet is very large and comfortable. Much like my closet back home."
Pyrrha: "You're locked in a closet back home?!"
Jaune: "Nonono! Orchid's just, you know... She's very shy."
Orchid: "Indeed. I prefer the solitude and dark, enclosed spaces. My family often tries to drag me out for social events or to improve my health. Jaune too."
Jaune: "It's because we love you."
There is the slightest smile on her face before she returns to being utterly tactiturn.
Orchid: "I know. I also love you too. But I do enjoy being alone, save for when I don't."
Nora: "That makes sense!"
Ren: nods "Indeed."
Pyrrha: sighs "Still, maybe staying here wouldn't be the best option? I mean, it's pretty crowded already. And your... Uncle?"
Orchid: "One of dad's friends. Since he was an orphan, he has a lot of old friends who aren't actually related to us but we call them Uncles and Aunts."
Nora: "Wow! You just recruit family members?! Can we sign up?!"
Orchid: "Perhaps. I think you and Dad would get along very well. Jaune already thinks of you like a sister, and Ren like a brother."
Nora: "Awwww! Really Jaune?"
Jaune: smiles warmly "Absolutely, Nora, Ren."
Nora: "Hee~!"
Ren does give Jaune a small smile. But...
Ren: "As to Pyrrha's previous point though...?"
Orchid: "I believe I am fine where I am. And I can provide payment for my stay."
Jaune: "You don't need to pay rent, Orchid! You're my sister-"
Orchid: "It's not rent. All of your friends all have high potential as future Hunters. Establishing good relationships with them will make my business go better."
Pyrrha: "Um... You never told us what that business was, Orchid?"
Orchid: "I helped get Jaune into Beacon. That is just one of my... Various business ventures."
Jaune: cough "Most of which are still very, very legal, yes?"
Orchid: "Yes. Most."
Ren: "Ah."
Nora: "Ooooh! You're a hacker! Neato!"
Orchid: "Yes."
Pyrrha: "Um, well, that's nice but I do think that you staying in our closet is much too-"
Orchid reaches into her hoodie, and produces... Pictures. Pictures of Jaune in a gothic lolita dress.
Jaune goes bright red. As does Pyrrha.
Jaune: "ORCHID!"
Pyrrha: "I-I completely accept you, Orchid! I look forward to working with you more in the future!"
Orchid: "Excellent. Please distribute these to the members of Team RWBY, with an offer for more. You can get another exclusive picture if you-"
Pyrrha is GONE.
Jaune: "ORCHID! SERIOUSLY?!"
Orchid: "It's not my fault Hunters also tend to be a bunch of perverts."
Jaune runs after Pyrrha. She turns to Nora and Ren.
Orchid: "As for you... I am willing to offer several financial and information services... In exchange..."
Nora: "For? I mean pictures of Jaune-Jaune in a dress are pretty funny but we'll need more!"
Orchid: blush "... I would like... Pictures of..." She glances at Ren, then looked down with a deeper blush "Um... In... A dress?"
Silence. Nora stares at Orchid. Ren flushes.
Ren: clears his throat "I'm... I'm sorry?"
Nora: "... You like Ren too?"
Orchid: "He is my ideal man."
Nora: "Hmmm... Usually I'd just hammer anyone who had a crush on MY RENNY..."
Ren tenses, and moves to protect Orchid from Nora... Before Nora grins.
Nora: "But if we're family, then we can get along! And I agree! Renny would be super cute dressed as a girl!"
Orchid: "He would... It's kind of my... Thing."
Nora: "IT'S MY THING NOW TOO! OH RENNY~!"
Ren, wisely, turns and jumps out the window.
Orchid: "... I'll track him down, you capture him."
Nora: "Sure thing, new sister!"
- - -
Yes, Orchid is a bit of a gremlin like Futaba from Persona 5. I thought it would be funny.
Nora: "WOOHOO! We smashed all those guys in the training matches, didn't we?!"
Jaune: "We did! Great work everyone! You're really coming along, despite my mistakes."
Ren: "You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Jaune: You held your own in all the matches."
Pyrrha: "Indeed! You served as proper support."
Nora: "And I love that we got to use our combo move! Nora's Arc! You were all 'I'm ready!' and I was all 'HAMMER TIME!' And you were all 'Wait Nora not that hard' and I was like 'THUNDERSTRUCK!' and you screamed like a little girl!"
Jaune: sighs heavily "I did. A bit."
Pyrrha: smiles "But we won all the matches, which is what counts."
Nora: "Yeah! Girly Scream to victory! It's our new battle cry!"
Jaune: "It is not."
Nora: "But it was sooo funny!"
Jaune: "Literally anyone would scream like a girl if you were swinging their hammer right at you!"
Nora: "Aw, thanks Jaune!" hugs him "But I'm already taken by Ren! You'll need to find another orangette for your harem!"
Jaune: "I don't have a harem damnit!"
Pyrrha: "Of course not! But I would join it if you did, Jaune!"
Jaune: "Not helping!"
There is a sneeze from the closet, and it rattles. Everyone is on guard.
Nora: "Gasp! Something's in our closet!"
Jaune: "Blake? That you? Yang? Ruby? Zwei?"
Nora: "Double gasp! If it's not any of them, or Pyrrha... Who could it be?!"
Pyrrha: "... How could I be in that closet when I'm right here, Nora?"
Nora: "TRIPLE GASP! You've secretly been a ninja this whole time, Pyrrha! Why didn't you tell me?! It's so unfair! Ren's the only ninja on our team! Multiclassing is cheating!"
The closet door wobbled again... Jaune went forward, and took hold of the handle. He slid it open... And a blonde girl in glasses, a black hoodie, jeans and sneakers fell into his arms.
Girl: "Haa..." She stands up and hugs him properly, before saying in a monotone: "Thank you Jaune. It was getting a bit scary in there. It is nice to see you well."
Jaune: "Orchid?"
Nora: "WHAT?! THE CLOSET MAKES GENDERBENT CLONES OF JAUNE?! SHE'S SO CUTE, CAN I HAVE ONE?!"
Ren: "No Nora, that's his sister."
Nora: "Oh! Well... That makes more sense."
Pyrrha: stares into the closet with Jaune. There is a very elaborate computer set up with multiple holoscreens, a keyboard, and several other doodads as well as several figurines "Wait... Starlight Brigade?"
Orchid: "Yes. It is my very favorite show ever. Please don't touch those, they are collectors."
Jaune: "Then why did you bring them with you, Orchid?!"
Orchid: "They missed you too."
Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, Ren and Orchid go to the common room and sit around the table, after getting some snacks.
Orchid: "I decided to come and see you compete in the Vytal Tournament, Big Brother."
Jaune: "Well, that's great Orchid. But uh, wouldn't you rather stay in a hotel?"
Orchid: "No. The CCT signal is best here. I can maintain my business operations very easily. Plus, your closet is very large and comfortable. Much like my closet back home."
Pyrrha: "You're locked in a closet back home?!"
Jaune: "Nonono! Orchid's just, you know... She's very shy."
Orchid: "Indeed. I prefer the solitude and dark, enclosed spaces. My family often tries to drag me out for social events or to improve my health. Jaune too."
Jaune: "It's because we love you."
There is the slightest smile on her face before she returns to being utterly tactiturn.
Orchid: "I know. I also love you too. But I do enjoy being alone, save for when I don't."
Nora: "That makes sense!"
Ren: nods "Indeed."
Pyrrha: sighs "Still, maybe staying here wouldn't be the best option? I mean, it's pretty crowded already. And your... Uncle?"
Orchid: "One of dad's friends. Since he was an orphan, he has a lot of old friends who aren't actually related to us but we call them Uncles and Aunts."
Nora: "Wow! You just recruit family members?! Can we sign up?!"
Orchid: "Perhaps. I think you and Dad would get along very well. Jaune already thinks of you like a sister, and Ren like a brother."
Nora: "Awwww! Really Jaune?"
Jaune: smiles warmly "Absolutely, Nora, Ren."
Nora: "Hee~!"
Ren does give Jaune a small smile. But...
Ren: "As to Pyrrha's previous point though...?"
Orchid: "I believe I am fine where I am. And I can provide payment for my stay."
Jaune: "You don't need to pay rent, Orchid! You're my sister-"
Orchid: "It's not rent. All of your friends all have high potential as future Hunters. Establishing good relationships with them will make my business go better."
Pyrrha: "Um... You never told us what that business was, Orchid?"
Orchid: "I helped get Jaune into Beacon. That is just one of my... Various business ventures."
Jaune: cough "Most of which are still very, very legal, yes?"
Orchid: "Yes. Most."
Ren: "Ah."
Nora: "Ooooh! You're a hacker! Neato!"
Orchid: "Yes."
Pyrrha: "Um, well, that's nice but I do think that you staying in our closet is much too-"
Orchid reaches into her hoodie, and produces... Pictures. Pictures of Jaune in a gothic lolita dress.
Jaune goes bright red. As does Pyrrha.
Jaune: "ORCHID!"
Pyrrha: "I-I completely accept you, Orchid! I look forward to working with you more in the future!"
Orchid: "Excellent. Please distribute these to the members of Team RWBY, with an offer for more. You can get another exclusive picture if you-"
Pyrrha is GONE.
Jaune: "ORCHID! SERIOUSLY?!"
Orchid: "It's not my fault Hunters also tend to be a bunch of perverts."
Jaune runs after Pyrrha. She turns to Nora and Ren.
Orchid: "As for you... I am willing to offer several financial and information services... In exchange..."
Nora: "For? I mean pictures of Jaune-Jaune in a dress are pretty funny but we'll need more!"
Orchid: blush "... I would like... Pictures of..." She glances at Ren, then looked down with a deeper blush "Um... In... A dress?"
Silence. Nora stares at Orchid. Ren flushes.
Ren: clears his throat "I'm... I'm sorry?"
Nora: "... You like Ren too?"
Orchid: "He is my ideal man."
Nora: "Hmmm... Usually I'd just hammer anyone who had a crush on MY RENNY..."
Ren tenses, and moves to protect Orchid from Nora... Before Nora grins.
Nora: "But if we're family, then we can get along! And I agree! Renny would be super cute dressed as a girl!"
Orchid: "He would... It's kind of my... Thing."
Nora: "IT'S MY THING NOW TOO! OH RENNY~!"
Ren, wisely, turns and jumps out the window.
Orchid: "... I'll track him down, you capture him."
Nora: "Sure thing, new sister!"
- - -
Yes, Orchid is a bit of a gremlin like Futaba from Persona 5. I thought it would be funny.