[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Pyrrha Nikos had always been alone in a crowd.

Back in Mistral, at Sanctum Academy, she was the Invincible Girl—untouchable, literally and figuratively. Tournaments, cereal boxes, sponsorships, agents scheduling her every breath. People cheered from afar, whispered about her feats, but no one ever just... talked to her. No one dared sit next to her in the cafeteria without asking for an autograph first. She smiled politely, signed whatever was thrust at her, and went home to an empty dorm room that felt more like a trophy case than a living space.

Then came Arslan Altan.

Arslan was everything Pyrrha wasn't allowed to be: grounded, intense, unflinchingly serious. Training to become a warrior nun in the Tablebreaker Church, she moved like poetry in violence—bare-handed strikes that could shatter stone, aura control so precise it hummed like a hymn. She moved and spone with quiet authority, and from the moment they sparred in their first Sactum academy exhibition, Arslan locked onto Pyrrha like a heat-seeking missile.

"Pyrrha Nikos," Arslan had said after their match, bowing deeply. "You are a worthy opponent. I challenge you to prove who is the superior warrior between us."

Pyrrha blinked, flustered. "I... thank you? But it was only an exhibition—"

"Next time, we settle it properly."

And that was how it started.

The challenges escalated quickly, but never in the arena. Arslan, in her infinite stoic wisdom, decided that true superiority could only be determined through... everything.

First came the pie-eating contest at the Mistral Harvest Festival. Arslan cornered Pyrrha outside the tournament grounds, arms crossed, expression grave.

"Pyrrha Nikos! I challenge you to a pie-eating contest to determine who is the superior warrior between us!"

Pyrrha stared at the table piled high with blueberry, apple, and pumpkin pies. "Arslan, this is... a festival booth. For charity."

"Precisely. A warrior must endure hardship. Begin!"

They sat. The bell rang. Pyrrha, ever polite, took dainty bites at first. Arslan inhaled pies like a vacuum, face utterly serious, crumbs on her cheeks but eyes burning with competitive fire. By the end, Arslan's stack was gone, Pyrrha's barely dented.

"I... concede," Pyrrha said, wiping her mouth.

Arslan nodded solemnly. "Victory is mine. You fought well."

Pyrrha smiled hesitantly. "That was... fun, actually."

Arslan paused, then gave the tiniest upward twitch of her lips. "Indeed."

Next was rock-paper-scissors. In the middle of the Sanctum library, no less.

"Pyrrha Nikos! I challenge you to a best-of-twenty-one rock-paper-scissors contest to determine who is the superior warrior between us!"

The librarian shushed them furiously. Pyrrha, cheeks burning, agreed just to end the scene. They huddled over a study table, fists pumping.

Rock. Paper. Scissors.

Arslan threw rock every. Single. Time.

Pyrrha, trying to be strategic, varied her throws—and lost spectacularly.

"You... always throw rock," Pyrrha pointed out afterward.

"A warrior must be unyielding," Arslan replied, as if that explained everything.

Pyrrha laughed—a real, surprised laugh that made Arslan's ears turn pink.

Then came the shopping mall. Arslan appeared outside Pyrrha's favorite boutique, arms laden with bags already.

"Pyrrha Nikos! Today we shall go shopping and to the salon. We will determine who can achieve the greatest beauty, and thus prove who is the superior warrior between us!"

Pyrrha's agent nearly had a heart attack when paparazzi photos surfaced of the Invincible Girl trying on dresses with the stoic Haven prodigy. Arslan critiqued outfits with military precision: "This red complements your hair but lacks defensive coverage." At the salon, Arslan sat ramrod straight while stylists fussed over her platinum blonde hair, declaring, "Shinier hair denotes superior vitality!"

Pyrrha's hair ended up in loose waves, Arslan's in a sleek ponytail that somehow looked even more intimidating. The stylists declared it a tie.

"Acceptable," Arslan said. "For now."

There were more. Who could sneak into the back row of a movie theater longest without getting caught (Arslan lasted until the credits; Pyrrha got nervous and confessed halfway). Who could eat the spiciest street food without flinching (Arslan's face turned red, but she did not flinch; Pyrrha teared up and conceded immediately). Who could win more prizes at the arcade (Arslan dominated rhythm games with monastic focus; Pyrrha swept the crane machines with Polarity cheats she felt guilty about).

Pyrrha's agent banned "unscheduled public appearances." Pyrrha obeyed—mostly—but found herself looking forward to Arslan's dramatic declarations. They were the only times anyone treated her like a normal person. A rival, sure, but someone who saw her, not the pedestal.

Still, as fun as it was... Every challenge felt like proof Arslan was obsessed with beating her, proving dominance. It hurt, in a quiet way. Why couldn't Arslan just... be friends?

So when Arslan came to Beacon for the Vytal Festival, it weighed heavily on her mind.

"What's wrong, Pyr?" Jaune asked, noticing her tense mood at breakfast.

"It's Arslan," Pyrrha sighed. "She was my rival at Sanctum and now..." She winced as Arslan stared intensely at her from across the cafeteria."

"So, want us to break her legs?" Nora asked cheerfully. Pyrrha shook her head.

"No! No, not that! Just... Well... She was so perplexing."

"Oh? How?" Jaune asked, leaning forward. Ren watched Arslan carefully as Pyrrha spoke.

"Honestly, it was kind of fun in some ways, but also exhausting. Arslan wouldn't stop challenging me to duels. Duels at movies, restaurants, the shopping mall..."

Jaune paused mid-bite of pancake. "Wait, wait—she challenged you to duels as part of your rivalry at places other than the ring?"

"Yes! Like who could eat more pies or who could get their hair shinier or who could sneak into the back of the theater without getting caught longer... My agent hated it!"

Jaune stared. Nora snorted syrup. Ren kept eating calmly.

"...But did you hate it?" Jaune asked gently.

Pyrrha frowned. "I mean... sometimes it was fun, but I just wished she could be friends with me."

Jaune set his fork down. "Pyrrha. You went to movies, dinners, games, and had fun together, right? You were friends."

Pyrrha's eyes went wide. "Wait... we were?!"

"Yes," Jaune said with a nod. "I mean, she's a Stonebreaker Nun. Of the order of Saint Peter-Right?"

"Yes...? Is that important?" Pyrrha asked curiously.

Jaune sighed.

"To them, a rival is basically their best friend," he explained. "The person who helps them grow, become better, stronger, as a warrior and person."

Pyrrha blushed deeply.

"Y-You mean...?"

"She could have at least said as such," Jaune groaned, slumping forward onto the table. "Why are all Huntresses freaking insane...?"

Ren, without looking up, patted Jaune's shoulder with one hand while feeding Nora another pancake with the other.

Nora beamed. "Because we're awesome!"

Pyrrha blushed furiously. "I—I suppose you're right. I feel rather foolish now."

Jaune lifted his head, grinning. "Hey, at least you figured it out eventually. Better late than never."

Later that week, during a joint training session with visiting teams, Arslan approached Pyrrha—this time without a dramatic declaration.

"Pyrrha Nikos."

Pyrrha tensed out of habit. "Yes?"

Arslan shifted, almost shy. "Would you... spar with me? As friends."

Pyrrha's smile lit up the training yard. "I'd love to."

They fought—beautifully, fiercely, evenly matched. When it ended in another draw, Arslan offered her hand.

Pyrrha took it, pulling her into a quick, awkward hug instead.

Arslan stiffened—then relaxed, hugging back.

From the sidelines, Jaune watched with Ren and Nora.

"See?" Jaune said. "Told you."

Nora cheered. "Friendship through violence! The best kind!"

Ren nodded. "Efficient."

Arslan then let Pyrrha go.

"I am sorry I did not make my intentions clear-"

"I am sorry I didn't recognize it," Pyrrha said softly.

"Well..." Arslan glanced at Jaune, and then back at Pyrrha. "I have a new challenge. Let us go out with our teams and see who can have the most fun!"

Pyrrha grinned.

"I would like that!"

 

[bazerkerking]

This made a warm feeling in my chest, not many stories can do that lately. Pyrrha deserves more friends and im very happy for her.

 

[zMADLAXz]

I felt warm and snuggly but then I remembered that if it was in show proper then People would say that Arslan was dating Pyrrha and Jaune came in between them. And Jaune would be even more hated for getting between another Yuri ship.

And now I am angry and sad.

 

[NightDranzer]

I felt warm and snuggly but then I remembered that if it was in show proper then People would say that Arslan was dating Pyrrha and Jaune came in between them. And Jaune would be even more hated for getting between another Yuri ship.

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They don't need a reason.

Jaune is a Cis-Het White Male™, to them that is more than enough reason to hate him; but they can't say that THAT is the reason because people would rightfully call them out on it.

The whole of them accusing people of homophobia, sexism and racism? That is nothing more than pure projection and it always has been.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So... Who has ideas for more ways to mock Bumblebee and have it fall apart?

 

[Handspan]

Yang and Blake get into a fight about settling down and Blake runs away...again.

Yang wants kids, or at the very least adopt and Blake goes on a political tirade.

The more I think about this relationship the more it seems that Blake is the problem.

 

[NightDranzer]

The more I think about this relationship the more it seems that Blake is the problem.

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To be fair, Yang also DOES have her issues to work through as well; but the problem is Blake's issues and flaws are unfortunately very well suited to flare up Yang's own issues harder than they normally would.

Yang is a hothead who really needs to learn to rein in her temper and to think before acting on impulse...but unfortunately, while Blake HAS improved (throw me all the 'matoes you want; credit where credit is due) she still remains the worst case of main character syndrome within Team RWBY (EDIT: And this is while also taking Ruby Rose into account).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

To be fair, Yang also DOES have her issues to work through as well; but the problem is Blake's issues and flaws are unfortunately very well suited to flare up Yang's own issues harder than they normally would.

Yang is a hothead who really needs to learn to rein in her temper and to think before acting on impulse...but unfortunately, while Blake HAS improved (throw me all the 'matoes you want; credit where credit is due) she still remains the worst case of main character syndrome within Team RWBY (EDIT: And this is while also taking Ruby Rose into account).

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Yes but both their issues would be better resolved and countered by Jaune and Sun. Jaune is far better at helping Yang with her flaws and she would help him with his. Same with Sun to Blake.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

So... Who has ideas for more ways to mock Bumblebee and have it fall apart?

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Future versions of Yang start showing up from timelines where she dated or married Blake, and they're all either spectacularly unhappy girl failures or divorced.

Yang's future selves start trying to torpedo anything between Yang and Blake, and get her dating Jaune.

 

[Bommel]

Spoiler: RWBY characters as Sailor Moon characters

Spoiler: Sailor moon characters as RWBY characters

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Idea:
- Yang being upset with her new prostetic arm, as she wanted way more cool weapons, primarily a chainsaw attachment she can replace her hand with (like Ash from the Evil Dead franchise), so she had an explosive chainsaw punch.
I imagine that Yang has a bit of the weapon nerd in her like Ruby because they're sisters, even if it's not as strong.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Spoiler: RWBY characters as Sailor Moon characters

Spoiler: Sailor moon characters as RWBY characters

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Idea:
- Yang being upset with her new prostetic arm, as she wanted way more cool weapons, primarily a chainsaw attachment she can replace her hand with (like Ash from the Evil Dead franchise), so she had an explosive chainsaw punch.
I imagine that Yang has a bit of the weapon nerd in her like Ruby because they're sisters, even if it's not as strong.

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Usagi should be cosplaying Jaune, No?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Someone did post the Idea that the RWBY show is an awful retelling of the real events. Forgive me for forgetting who it was. But we could expand on that. Hell, even tie it into The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War future timelines.

Some ideas:

-The decision to make the teams not interact like normal people is because the director was only good at action movies. So the action is perfect but everything else is awful.

-Jaune getting downplayed and Pyrrha being reduced to Canon!Pyrrha is a problem in a lot of productions across the timelines. But there's also the problem of other productions where Jaune is made the Gary Stu invincible hero and has a harem.

-Bumblebee is as big a disaster in every timeline as in the show, though in most timelines they do reconcile and stay friends. But some productions try to make it brave and revolutionary and stunning and-Yeah, total fail.

Though ultimately they don't take it too seriously because they saved the world and have a happy ending. Still, they can make fun of it.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Someone did post the Idea that the RWBY show is an awful retelling of the real events. Forgive me for forgetting who it was. But we could expand on that. Hell, even tie it into The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War future timelines.



Some ideas:



-The decision to make the teams not interact like normal people is because the director was only good at action movies. So the action is perfect but everything else is awful.



-Jaune getting downplayed and Pyrrha being reduced to Canon!Pyrrha is a problem in a lot of productions across the timelines. But there's also the problem of other productions where Jaune is made the Gary Stu invincible hero and has a harem.



-Bumblebee is as big a disaster in every timeline as in the show, though in most timelines they do reconcile and stay friends. But some productions try to make it brave and revolutionary and stunning and-Yeah, total fail.

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Could you explain what you mean here?

It's talking about both the Show as a movie about something but also alterante timelines?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Could you explain what you mean here?

It's talking about both the Show as a movie about something but also alterante timelines?

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The idea is that canon!RWBY is a show made after RWBY and JNPR save the world and it's absolutely terrible and inaccurate.

And it can be tied into The Great Temporal Step Sibling War's eleven future timelines where you can write each different group in the different timelines commenting on how shitty it is.

 

[zMADLAXz]

The idea is that canon!RWBY is a show made after RWBY and JNPR save the world and it's absolutely terrible and inaccurate.

And it can be tied into The Great Temporal Step Sibling War's eleven future timelines where you can write each different group in the different timelines commenting on how shitty it is.

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I see.

So you could probably have Petra and Dorothy for example comment how their mothers were cut off from the show, same for May's son(I forgot his name).

Then you could have a collective critic about the lack of Jaune's family in the show proper that is common among all the timelines considering he's basically the only factor that made sure nobody actually died later?