The Truth about Blake
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Another crack idea: Jaune uses medical jargon to gaslight Adam and the White Fang into believing Blake is a figment of their imagination and a textbook case of mass delusion.
Jaune: "Think about it; she's a supposed princess of the faunus that also happens to be a member of the White Fang that also ran away from her loving parents in an island paradise to be with you. She also has multiple suitors, including your lieutenant, a faunus huntsman, and a human huntress. She also ran away from you on the night of a failed mission to, I don't know, go slum around in a huntsman academy and "redeem herself" by constantly chasing after the White Fang. You lose your mind whenever you think about her. Does that sound like an actual person, or a YA protagonist?"
Adam: "YOU LIE...huh...oh wow, that's wild..."
Jaune: *tsks* "See? You even ignored a Schnee to go hunt after this supposed 'Blake' person; a Schnee on her team, no less."
Adam: "So...I'm crazy?"
Jaune: "No, I think you're just overworked and stressed. Maybe you need to go lie down on a beach somewhere, get some fresh air, and just let go of this 'Blake' character. Do you really need a 'Blake' to lead the White Fang?"
Adam: "I...wow, you're not bad for a human. Men, let them go! I've got some vacation days to cash in!"
Adam: Then what about the time she decoupled those Train Cars!
Jaune: I mean it was a Schnee transport, it totally could have had some contingencies in place. Decoupling cars that are compromised sounds like SOP.
Adam: I... I do not understand, what about Ghira and Kali?
Jaune: Adam....How long have you know then both and how many times have you seen a Blake at their House or how many times have they mwntioned a Blake to you?
And even if you did see a black cat faunus, well what's to say that they both weren't just being charitable to an orphaned kid?
Adam: But those 2 love each other! Hiw do they not have a kid?
Jaune: ...Perhaps you should ask them or infer that their Political enemies had something to do?
Adam frantically calling Kali.
Kali:....Why have you called us Adam?
Adam: Kali I am so sorry but please tell me what is stopping you and Ghira from having Kids. Please I need to know!
Kali:.....You call home after so many years and this is what you ask?
Adam: It is important Kali! I am so sorry just please tell me.
Kali: Well if you must know, some years back our estate was attacked by assailants that managed to poison me and Ghira, we lived but it left us barren...... And after Blake it didn't- wait Adam are you there? Hmmm Weird, he cut the Call?
Adma having dropped his scroll and kneeling on ground and Jaune frantically trying to help him through his panic attack.
I combined these two into a snippet and edited it with AI. Let's see what we got:
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The White Fang cell had tied Jaune to a chair in the middle of an abandoned warehouse, mostly because Adam wanted an audience while he monologued about human oppression for the fortieth time that week. Jaune had stopped listening around minute four and was now trying to decide if the rope knots were regulation or just enthusiastic amateur work.
Adam finished with a dramatic flourish of Wilt and Blush. "Any last words, human?"
Jaune blinked slowly, like a therapist who'd just been handed a particularly interesting case file. "Only one question, actually. This 'Blake Belladonna' you keep mentioning. Walk me through her again."
Adam's eye twitched. "Former lieutenant. Traitor. Faunus princess who—"
"Stop, stop." Jaune raised a finger like he was diagnosing a patient. "Princess of the Faunus, yes? Grew up in a tropical paradise with loving parents, joined a terrorist cell because teenage rebellion, left said terrorist cell after one bad mission to 'find herself' at Beacon Academy, has three separate people pining for her including your own second-in-command, a human girl, and some random ginger huntsman. Also she reads smut novels and has a bow that's secretly cat ears."
Adam opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. "…Yes?"
Jaune gave him the gentlest, most pitying smile in the history of hostage situations. "Adam. Buddy. That's not a person. That's a Wattpad protagonist written by a fourteen-year-old who just discovered the concept of catgirls."
One of the grunts in the back actually whispered, "Holy shit."
Adam shook his head violently. "No. I've seen her. I've fought her. She cut my—"
"Classic shared delusion symptom," Jaune said, nodding sagely. "You even ignored a Schnee—Weiss Schnee, literal heiress—on her team, just to chase this imaginary ex. Tell me that's healthy behavior."
Adam's horns were practically drooping. "I… I mean when you say it like that…"
"Look, I'm no psychiatrist," Jaune lied smoothly, "but you're clearly under immense stress running a paramilitary organization. Mass hysteria is a documented phenomenon. Ever hear of the Dancing Plague of 1518? Same deal. You needed a symbol. Your brain invented the perfect tragic manic-pixie-dream-revolutionary."
Another White Fang member slowly lowered his rifle. "Wait. The train car thing. She decoupled the cars on the—"
"Schnee Dust transport," Jaune interrupted. "Standard operating procedure for compromised cars. There are safety protocols. You can look it up."
"But her parents! Ghira and Kali—"
Jaune tilted his head. "How many times have you personally visited Menagerie, Adam? How many times have you seen this 'Blake' at their house? Or heard them mention her without you bringing her up first?"
Adam's mouth worked soundlessly.
"Black-haired cat Faunus orphan," Jaune continued, merciless. "Could've been any kid they took in out of charity. Tragic backstory sells, my friend."
"But Ghira and Kali are married! They're in love! They should—"
Jaune just looked sad. "…Infertility is surprisingly common after political assassination attempts. Poison's a classic method."
Adam stared into the middle distance like a man watching his entire worldview file for divorce.
Then, very slowly, he pulled out his scroll.
Jaune watched him dial. "Adam, maybe don't—"
"Kali?" Adam's voice cracked like a teenager asking his crush to prom. "It's me. I… I need to ask you something personal. What's stopping you and Ghira from having children?"
A long silence on the other end.
Kali's voice came through, soft and confused. "Adam? You call after five years and this is what you—"
"Please," he whispered. "Please just tell me."
A sigh. "There was an attack on the estate years ago. Assassins. They poisoned us both. We survived, but… it left us barren. And after Blake it didn't—" A pause. "Adam? Are you still there? Hello?"
The scroll slipped from Adam's fingers and clattered to the concrete.
He sank to his knees.
Jaune winced as the White Fang leader started hyperventilating. "Okay, okay, deep breaths—hey, someone untie me, I know the paper bag technique—"
One of the grunts actually did it. Another one started googling "symptoms of nervous breakdown" on his scroll.
Adam looked up at Jaune with the hollow eyes of a man who'd just realized his entire revenge arc was based on a hallucination. "I… I think I need to lie down."
"Beach vacation," Jaune said immediately, now free and patting Adam's shoulder with all the awkward sincerity of a guy trying to fix a war crime with exposure therapy. "Sun, sand, maybe some therapy. You don't need a Blake to lead the White Fang, man. You've got… goals! Charisma! Great hair!"
Adam stared at nothing for a long moment.
Then he stood up, turned to his very confused lieutenants, and declared in the tone of a man who'd achieved enlightenment at gunpoint:
"Men. Release the hostages. I'm cashing in five years of vacation days. Someone book me a flight to Southern Menagerie. I need to stare at an ocean until my soul stops screaming."
He paused, looked back at Jaune, and added with complete sincerity:
"You're not bad for a human."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Jaune Arc accidentally deradicalized the White Fang with medical gaslighting and one extremely unfortunate phone call.