[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[ThunderBasilisk]

Ruby Does Being Seductive

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Jaune: Ok 10/10 but did you really have to shoot the lights?

 

[dogbertcarroll]

I have the Power... of Attorney!

"How is it you are never jealous over Yang getting close to Jaune?" Blake asked Ruby, trying to poke her insecurities like a cat playing with a mouse, as the girls talked while the guys were off doing something... probably manly, certainly silly, possibly illegal.

"Because she has to share, I'm her sister," Ruby answered. "Besides, this way she can do the scary proposing thing and all that and I can just swoop in with her."

The girls turned to look at Yang.

"Just because our mothers did something like that, doesn't mean we have to," Yang said, amused but not really opposed to the idea.

Ruby brought out a piece of construction paper with a childish scrawl of words in crayon on it.

"Is that a contract?" Weiss asked taking a close look at it.

Yang rolled her eyes. "We were kids, I'm sure it doesn't count."

Weiss shook her head. "It's legally doubtful, but she has had it notarized. I'm not sure it will hold up, considering the ages you both no doubt were when writing it."

Ruby pulled out another piece of paper, a set of blue prints with writing on the back in grease pencil and oily fingerprints on it.

"This is more enforceable," Weiss said as she examined it, "of course it relies on you not paying back a loan of lien and time spent to repair and modify... a motorcycle. It's also notarized."

"I thought I'd paid you back... Damn, I didn't. No matter, I can handle repayment even if it cuts into my fun funds for a time," Yang said confidently.

Ruby pulled out a roll of Velum tied with a red ribbon.

Weiss accepted the scroll and unrolled it. "I... I'm not sure of the legality of this one, it's written in the script used by the Table Breakers... I think this is more of a religious proscription about clam jamming... um. This is signed by the pope. I don't know if it's legal per say, but I do know that no legal firm or any current government would go against it considering the number of faithful in public service."

"I'm not really religious," Yang pointed out, just arguing for the sake of arguing now and wondering what her little sister would pull out next.

Ruby reached into her cloak and pulled out a small jewelry box, frost wafting off it and creating wisps of fog.

The entire group stared at the box nervously. The sound of howling winds or the screams of the damned could be heard faintly in the room as Ruby removed a pendant from around her neck that held a glittering golden key.

As Ruby brought the key to the box Yang suddenly exclaimed, "But then again, sisters share, right Rubes?!"

"Good sisters share," Ruby agreed brightly and tucked all the contracts and the box back in her cloak, the other girls all slumping in relief at not needing to discover what was in the box or the horrifying idea that Ruby might have something even more worrying tucked away.

 

[Gur40]

Qrow world class spy master

Spoiler: context

Stolen From FNKI
Turbulent-Plum7328

The fact that Qrow referred to them as pawns specifically, rather than just pieces, shows his summation of the competency of Salem's current circle of followers.

CingKrimson_Requiem
IDK, the way Tyrian was 『STRONG OFFSCREEN』-ing the Mistralian Huntsman population, he's a rook, at least.


Proper-Froyo6244
Tyrian: [Holding a book called "Blackbeard's Guide To Offscreen Fights"] Ah, what a delightful read.

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AmbivertCollegeGuy

In his defense, Salem recruited her inner-circle not too long before she began to make her moves so Qrow's message basically means "Yo, that bitch is finally doing something."

Of course, Ozpin being Ozpin read it as "Chill, she's still on hiatus. Focus on grading those kids. That shit's more important."

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Spoiler: Good boy

"Which just so happens to be my vault for precious things I want to indulge in."

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Weiss Dream Team

Spoiler: Swords

leading into

Spoiler: Weiss Dream

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Husband Recharged

Spoiler: Overload

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Step Sibling War alt timeline?

Spoiler: Thanks Penny

howlingday
Penny: I HAVE SCANNED EVERY SINGLE CONCEIVABLE POSSIBILITY IN ALL EVENTUALITIES IN EVERY UNIVERSE.

Penny: THERE IS A WORLD WHERE YOU GOT YOUR DICK WET.

Jaune: ...Tell me what to do.


weatherman667
Probably like 100 girlfriends, where all of the potential future worlds overlap in a single timeline.

howlingday
Insert that one fanart of Jaune in the cafeteria with EVERYONE staring at him

weatherman667

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The early morning light was soft and golden over Beacon's grounds. Most students were still asleep, but Pyrrha Nikos had slipped out quietly with Mia in tow, the little girl still yawning in her arms.

"I thought we could have some time just for us before everyone else wakes up," Pyrrha said gently, setting Mia down beside her bright red tricycle. "Does that sound nice?"

Mia rubbed her eyes, still sleepy, but her ears perked up when Pyrrha gave the tricycle a gentle push. "Tricycle!"

Soon Mia was pedaling with growing excitement as Pyrrha jogged alongside, giving her little pushes to keep her moving. Giggles replaced the yawns, and before long Mia was laughing brightly, wind tousling her blonde curls.

"Faster, Auntie Pyrrha! Faster!"

Pyrrha laughed, obliging with another gentle push. "You're getting so fast!"

Later, they settled on a blanket in the grass with a big coloring book. Mia concentrated hard, filling in a dragon with bright reds and oranges.

Pyrrha colored beside her, choosing a soft purple for the sky. "Purple is a fun color, don't you think?"

Mia wrinkled her nose. "It's boring."

Pyrrha giggled. "I like it. It's calm and pretty."

Mia pouted but kept coloring. After a quiet moment, Pyrrha asked softly, "Are you happy here, Mia? At Beacon?"

Mia looked up with a bright smile. "I'm super happy! I get to see Papa every day and all my aunties! I just want Papa to be happy too!"

Pyrrha's expression softened. "I want that too. I want Jaune to be very happy."

Mia beamed. "Does that mean you'll be my new mama? With all my other mamas?"

Pyrrha blinked, caught off guard. "Why… why do you want so many mamas?"

Mia shrugged like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Because more mamas means Papa is extra happy! And then I get lots of little siblings and everyone is super happy!"

Pyrrha stared at her for a long moment, then smiled gently, a touch of melancholy in her eyes. "That might mean other kids get more attention than you sometimes."

Mia blew a loud raspberry. "I'm fine with that! As long as everyone's happy!"

Pyrrha reached over and gently brushed a curl behind Mia's ear.

"You have a very big heart, little one," she whispered.

Mia just grinned and went back to coloring her dragon red.

 

[Blackicefox]

Oh look at all of the rain today I can barely see my hand for how heavy it's pouring down