[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Fusion Blaster]

How quickly do Pyrrha Yang and Ruby lock Nora and Ren in a room.

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ASAP

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Been awhile since I've been here so figured I'd share some ideas bouncing around my head.

1. Cinder is Jaune's adopted sister who's been in love with Jaune ever since he helped rescue her from the glass unicorn. Following him to Beacon her plans on becoming his partner go up in smoke when his childhood friend Amber joins them and makes eye contact first forcing her to pair up with Ruby.

Spoiler: Amber trolling Cinder

View: https://youtu.be/qcLoGFRwbCk?is=7ztkhfHXaIopSWLg

2. Jaune's ancestor John Arc fell in love with a previous fall maiden and made a promise that his bloodline would answer their call if they ever needed help. Fast forward to Amber waking up in the mind of Jaune Arc after her attack. Acting as his Cortana she helps him survive beacon and eventually stop Cinder.

Highlights include:

Everyone thinking Jaune has an imaginary friend/ is crazy until he answers questions that there is no way he could know such as what Blake does late at night in the tree outside her room.

Jaune having to read trashy romance novels alongside Amber which leads to him forming a book club with Blake.

Jaundice being avoided.

Amber pushing Jaune towards Pyrrha because she wants Jaune to have someone watch his back when she's gone. However ends with the three of them getting together once Amber gets her body back.

Cinder getting pranked several times before Amber and Jaune inform Ozpin that she's the one that attacked Amber.

Working title is "There's two of us in here."

3. In order to make money during the break between semesters JNPR (Pyrrha is just tagging along) rents themselves out as kids for parents that need children for events and other functions.

Jaune gets rented by willow and helps her with her Alcoholism and convinces her to divorce Jaques.

Now gets rented by kali and becomes officially adopted becoming the next Ruler of Menagerie.

Pyrrha gets rented by Raven and beats her in a fight becoming the new leader of the tribe.

Ren gets rented by Tai and they go fishing.

Omake has them get adopted by Salem.

4. Jaune's semblance sends him to different realities at random for causing him to return a day later in Remnant's time but for him it's often time weeks or months. The plus side is he often returns with training, skills, abilities, and items from the other realities. The downside (for the rwby girls) is the women following him back and staking their claim.

Idea for some partners:
Miyabi
Celestine
Sunny smiles
Purah
Saeko

5. Jaune is in one of Beacon's gardens flowers in hand waiting around a hedge to surprise Weiss and ask her out. Closing his eyes he goes through with the plan only to open his eyes and see a mysterious pale woman (Salem who came there to destroy beacon.) Putting her plans on hold she accepts the date.

 

[Sliverhero]

Been awhile since I've been here so figured I'd share some ideas bouncing around my head.

5. Jaune is in one of Beacon's gardens flowers in hand waiting around a hedge to surprise Weiss and ask her out. Closing his eyes he goes through with the plan only to open his eyes and see a mysterious pale woman (Salem who came there to destroy beacon.) Putting her plans on hold she accepts the date.

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Would be funny for this ozpin finds out but decides to make sure that date goes well. As any time Salem has a romantic partner, for 100 plus years grimm attacks go down.
Now you have ozpin and the inner circle trying to save the date whil cinder is trying to ruin it

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Would be funny for this ozpin finds out but decides to make sure that date goes well. As any time Salem has a romantic partner, for 100 plus years grimm attacks go down.
Now you have ozpin and the inner circle trying to save the date whil cinder is trying to ruin it

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Oz is in a command center giving Jaune instructions. He's assembled the top dating advisors.

 

[Unknown_One]

Oz is in a command center giving Jaune instructions. He's assembled the top dating advisors.

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Or let the himbo be a himbo. Salem laughs it off at first, but decides to not annihilate anyone just yet.

No one told her it would lead to her being smitten with the young paladin himbo, though.

 

[Sliverhero]

Or let the himbo be a himbo. Salem laughs it off at first, but decides to not annihilate anyone just yet.

No one told her it would lead to her being smitten with the young paladin himbo, though.

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Jaune will be jaune as all of Ozpin advice just sucks. There is a reason on why if he doesnt drop in a host with a relationship he is always single.

 

[digcat]

With as long as Ozpin has been around and how crazy she was for him there is no way Ozpin doesn't have all the game.

 

[Sliverhero]

With as long as Ozpin has been around and how crazy she was for him there is no way Ozpin doesn't have all the game.

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Probably but I think it be funny with him be at it so long and he has troubles rembering what the courtship of the era that he mixes them up from previous eras. Like ripping the heart of your enemies to give as a engagement gift was popular in one era but if he would do it now he get in trouble.

Now for an unknown amount of hosts he was massively depressed amd then he got into consumed into his work to stop salem. So he probaly doesnt have much experience of starting to date someone but being a husband and in a relationship.

 

[digcat]

True

 

[Gur40]

SNIP

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oh i 100% agree that Weiss is in no way responsible for escaping a toxic environment and that BS Willow said to her when they infiltrate the Schnee manor bugged me

that and being emotionally intelligent and socially / academically / street smart are all radically different things and the idea Jaune see's that while CRWBY! Weiss pulled a sword on Whitley, as 9/10 Weiss was the holder of the braincell in canon

Spoiler: Nora Face To Jaune Rant

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Yang first word

Spoiler: wholesome

 

[digcat]

Nora when Jaune locks her and Ren in a room.

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