[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Gods seeing some of the most excellent writers shiting on Jaune is exhausting.

Was going through GurbleGerbil's old stories, fpund the one about Naruko in RWBY SI.

It culmintes in Jaune ditching training because he was embarassed. And he is expelled. Well more like his mother grpunds him for 2 years and his siter is only now going to start training him.

Wjere was this love before and HIW DARE YOU GET ANGRY NOW WHEN YOU DIDN'T TRAIN HIM OR UNLOCK HIS AURA?!?!?!

Pyrrha, Ruby and Naruko all mercilessly dunk on him(Pyrrha got in a relationship woth Ruby in the forest itself btw literally 2 days of meeting her, Naruko kissed Pyrrha in front of Ruby)

And while during this dunking, Nobodyentions that Naruto called chakra Catra in front of Konohamaru, didn't know Yin and Yang mix to make chakra which is something do fucking basic.

In fact they call Weiss OOC for leaving Jaune broken while in Canon she left him nailed to a tree exactly like that.

Sure Jaune was flaky but of all the characters in Existence Naruto is the one who should know how it exactly feels to be embarassed and skip classes.

Jaune in canon jas the exact same problem as Naruto. EXACT SAME.

How ling did it to take for Naruto to avcept help?

Oh yeah when Kalashi was about to fail them.

And when did Jaune accept Pyrrha's help? Oh ueah When Cardin was about to release the lie of Transcripts and fail them.

Just not the Pariah.

Just..... haha.

Sad fact is Naruko actually saw his soul, in entirety.

But the addition of a Pussy just makes everything so emotional and quick doesn't it?

I swear the misogyny is palpable.

Anyway, I am in mood of some good old fics here.

Oh and the cherry on top? The commentors were happily recommending that all of Jaune's sisters and his Widow mother should end up in her Harem. In Naruko's harem.

Naruko who they know is suicidal and flaky now.

I don't even need to point out the misandry here.

So I propose, Tai Yang takes his kids to reconnect with his old friends and family, his therapist recommended that instead of isolating he needs to reach out people more.

Yang finds Jaune. She punches him because he is cute.

Remnant is never the same again.

EDIT: Sorry for the rant guys, just, gahhhhh.

Fuck it. I will get back to my own story that I have been neglecting for a month.

I was disheartened because it got not much engagement but if this is what the people like then I will gladly remain an unknown.

After all their silence and boos mean nothing, I have seen what makes them cheer.

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'Yeah, these people just care about lesbians lesbians lesbians. Story? Character? Action? Nope, just their sexual fetish and being validated. It is utterly pathetic and what's driving much of Western entertainment into the ground for the last decade.

 

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'Yeah, these people just care about lesbians lesbians lesbians. Story? Character? Action? Nope, just their sexual fetish and being validated. It is utterly pathetic and what's driving much of Western entertainment into the ground for the last decade.

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God, she is an amazing writer, but she managed to fuck up Naruto even.

A Naruto that gives up on his/her friend? A Naruto that gives up period. That's absurd. It didn't take till literally everyone was dead till he gave up during Pain assault, and that was pre war arc Naruto

A Sasuke that accepted a whole ass harem, when this brother barely managed to open up to one woman?

Pyrrha who couldn't stand up for herself in front of Weiss proposes to Ruby. The girl who has canonically shown love to only a single person who is a boy, whose goddamn themes song is about her journey to find love with a boy


View: https://youtu.be/IceA-W6EYHk

Ruby who came to make friends and was a nervous wreck without her sister gains confidence to enter into a relationship with a girl she met ONE FUCKING DAY AGO! The same Ruby

The writer's justification is that she enters relationship fast as hell and sometimes people don't need a long time to make really good relationships.

She asked out a person(a boy if I remember) on the first day of theater, in a week they were full on making out, and the relationship lasted a year barely.

I know I am getting too worked up but damn it I love Naruto series and RWBY series.

As Shakespeare once wrote "If you prick us, do we not bleed?"

STORY IDEA

Anyway, Jaune actually being trained seriously embarrasses all the beacon students not named Pyrrha Nikos and I am tried of pretending otherwise.

And on a day when I am actually pissed, Pyrrha is most likely getting beaten to dirt in a mid diff match.

So let's walk on that hypothetical, this Jaune prefers to make friends, but he has learnt a different kind of harshness that caused his parents to directly train him despite their fears.

So he treats Beacon like an actual professional going to community college, he takes espionage, information gathering, and large scale combat mission to serve as the unbreakable shield and healer.

He tries to connect but a person like him prefers the company of his teachers rather than students. A true Gifted Kid.

All that until one day this fiery blonde challenges him to match, to test out the class weirdo.

He beats her as honorably as he could(he beats her in 35 seconds instead of 5 seconds he could without his sword)

But she keeps coming back. She keeps standing back up, she rises just as many times as she falls. He falls for the grace with which she rises again.

Pyrrha finally getting over her anxiety faces him, the loss stings more than she cares to admit, but it's a sting that's like an old friend.

Two fiery women rise to the challenge multiple times, and Jaune feels himself falling every time a little bit more.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, yang potentially plays off of Jaune more than Weiss or Pyrrha even. Tsundere and Shy girl are nowhere near as fun as a girl who stands up for herself and takes what she wants

 

[Azzy Rael]

"She's greedy."

Ruby smiled, small and fierce.

"And so am I!"

"For cookies, not wives."

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I mean Ruby's like… sixteen? Ish? And arguably bi. Hormones and puberty, I could see her being greedy for both. Gotta be weird for Yang, considering she's been Mom, Sister, and teammate for her sister, and this is essentially going for a really weird dynamic if you extrapolate.