Eh why not
(RWBY X SONIC THE HEDGEHOG crossover snippet.)
Information: The Sonic characters are Faunus in this little AU I was making I'm still making note for it but if people want to see some of my ideas for it I recommend going to the Sonic ideas Thread on this website.
"MHHHHMMM. Man, even if this place hates my guts, I still can't deny that they make some good chili." Placing the finished bowl down, the blue-haired teen raises his hand, calling the chief at the stall.
"Hey dude, get me another bowl because this is the best chili I have had since coming to Atlas." raising an eyebrow, the chief lips turn into a smirk as he slides him another bowl.
"What? Not the best in the world, you blue nuciance?" Giving the vendor a challenging smirk of his own.
"Well, if you want to know the best chili in the world, go to Patch and find a stand called Don Fachio Hot Dog's; his hot dogs will make you want to run through an obstacle course as fast as you can or fight Grimm for ten minutes straight for a bite; trust me, it is that good." Rolling his eyes, the chief returns back to his station and seeing as the conversation was over, the teen focuses on the bowl in front of him.
"Now to get back to dinner." Grabbing his spoon, he plunges it into the chili.and lifts it up to his ope-
"SALUTATIONS SONIC!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just to throw the spoon-filled chili at the sudden intruder, giving her some spicy new make-up.
"Are you alright, Sonic? Your heartbeat seems to be over your recommended level." Seeing the genuine worry in her emerald eyes, he raises a hand to his chest to slow his breathing.
"No, no, I'm good. Penny was just surprised to see you was all." The android green eyes continue to look into his own before nodding at him.
"Oh, it seems your heart is slowing down; that is stupendous." The blue-haired faunus couldn't keep the smile off his face from her word choice. Picking up an unused napkin, he begins to wipe the chili off her cheek.
"Not that I'm unhappy to see you, Penny; I'm going to guess Pietro sent you to pick me up for a mission." Seeing the ginger's widening smile made the boy raise an eyebrow.
"Nope, I'm here to see you of my own accord, Sonic for I need your help for something of upmost importance."
"Well, now I'm curious to see what the swordslinger herself wants with me shoot." Sonic watches as Penny's smiling face turns into one of confusion.
"Shoot? What do I need to shoot?" Watching her tilt her head, Sonic could only shake his head from his mistake.
"Oh, don't worry about it. I was just asking what you need." The smile on her face had returned as if nothing had happened.
"I need your help getting my brother a gift for his birthday so I was wondering if you can sign these paper's I have required to get his gift post haste." Seeing the papers, Sonic couldn't help but be confused at the strange girl's request but shrugging his shoulders, he begins to read the document; it only raised more questions.
"Penny, why is this a document to apply for a marriage certificate?" The sweat on the back of his neck at watching her unchanging smile was only because of the chili, nothing else.
He swears.
"Mile's has always seen you as the big brother he never had but he was always sad wondering if you ever saw him as a little brother so I have come up with a brilliant idea of marrying you after finding out that married couples become apart of each other's family and if you are my husband, that will make you apart of my family and Mile's older brother as well, thus giving Mile's the greatest birthday present of all, you as his official and legal older brother!"
The next thing Penny saw was a blue streak breaking towards the door.