The Acting Gig
SharkCultist
The Kamen Rider Of Depression
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During class Jaune shows surprisingly deep knowledge of a piece of classical literature.
Yang: ok but how? Even Weiss was struggling and here comes farm boy reciting the answers from memory!
Jaune: look it's no big deal, I needed to be familiar with the story for a job I did to earn some money for Beacon.
Yang: what kind of job needs memorizing a entire book?
Jaune: ....promise not to spread it around?
Yang: I mean I'll obviously tell my team as long as it's nothing too bad.
Jaune: I did some voice acting for a show based off of that book.
*Blake falls out of the rafters*
Blake: no way. There's only one show based off of this book and only one voice actor using a pseudonym.
Yang: were you spying on us?
Blake: you played the empty king!
Jaune: shhhh not so loud! I have no idea why girls like that show so much but I am not getting dragged into that crazy fan crap. I still hear horror stories from the others.
Yang: how bad can it be? Also Empty King? Context?
Jaune: Dominic got asked to sign a placenta.
Yang: what the fu-....no on second thought don't elaborate on that part.
Jaune: well there's not much to explain, I got cast to voice a character that showed up in some flashbacks and one episode with the main character then died. Thought that would be it, just a paycheck.
Blake: Just a paycheck? That's one of the most heartfelt performances in mistrialian anime, it was so good that the show got nominated for awards!'
Jaune: look can we just drop it?
Yang: oh heck no now I'm curious. Come on do some lines for us.
Jaune: I really would rather not...
Yang: please?
Blake: she's asking. I'm blackmailing.
Jaune: mother fucker. Fine. I'll do ONE line.
*Blake fist pumps as Jaune clears his voice then speaks in a much deeper smoother voice*
Jaune: Cherish your bonds hero. Accomplishments and accolades are wonderful things but fleeting. Your glory will fade, But friendships cultivated and families built will remember you far longer and far better. Love and laughter is far better than legendary, something I wish I had known long ago.
*Jaune coughs*
Jaune: man that's murder on the throat, there. Happy?
Yang/Blake: gotta go need new panties.
*The girls run off*
Jaune:....what?
Yang: ok but how? Even Weiss was struggling and here comes farm boy reciting the answers from memory!
Jaune: look it's no big deal, I needed to be familiar with the story for a job I did to earn some money for Beacon.
Yang: what kind of job needs memorizing a entire book?
Jaune: ....promise not to spread it around?
Yang: I mean I'll obviously tell my team as long as it's nothing too bad.
Jaune: I did some voice acting for a show based off of that book.
*Blake falls out of the rafters*
Blake: no way. There's only one show based off of this book and only one voice actor using a pseudonym.
Yang: were you spying on us?
Blake: you played the empty king!
Jaune: shhhh not so loud! I have no idea why girls like that show so much but I am not getting dragged into that crazy fan crap. I still hear horror stories from the others.
Yang: how bad can it be? Also Empty King? Context?
Jaune: Dominic got asked to sign a placenta.
Yang: what the fu-....no on second thought don't elaborate on that part.
Jaune: well there's not much to explain, I got cast to voice a character that showed up in some flashbacks and one episode with the main character then died. Thought that would be it, just a paycheck.
Blake: Just a paycheck? That's one of the most heartfelt performances in mistrialian anime, it was so good that the show got nominated for awards!'
Jaune: look can we just drop it?
Yang: oh heck no now I'm curious. Come on do some lines for us.
Jaune: I really would rather not...
Yang: please?
Blake: she's asking. I'm blackmailing.
Jaune: mother fucker. Fine. I'll do ONE line.
*Blake fist pumps as Jaune clears his voice then speaks in a much deeper smoother voice*
Jaune: Cherish your bonds hero. Accomplishments and accolades are wonderful things but fleeting. Your glory will fade, But friendships cultivated and families built will remember you far longer and far better. Love and laughter is far better than legendary, something I wish I had known long ago.
*Jaune coughs*
Jaune: man that's murder on the throat, there. Happy?
Yang/Blake: gotta go need new panties.
*The girls run off*
Jaune:....what?