Breakfast On The Fourth Day by Sift Green
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They were all more spread out for breakfast this morning than they had been the last few days at Glynda's insistence, the deputy headmistress claiming they couldn't be all together all the time. The eldest of the future brides had received a number of skeptical looks when she had said that but the others ultimately let it slide and went along with it because the last couple breakfasts had been far tenser than the morning meal was supposed to be.
It also spread their future kids out a bit, hypothetically making it easier for their respective mothers to keep an eye on them therefor making it harder for them to concoct another major scheme.
Winter and Theodore were at the teacher's table with Glynda and Dorothy, though conversation between the four of them was more sporadic than constant. Winter was spending most of her time glancing towards JNPR's table and blushing at the back of Jaune's head, only interrupting that activity to glower disappointedly at her son when she notice him looking a bit smug out of the corner of her eye.
In another part of the room May sat with her team and family. Her food was barely touched as she was gazing longingly in Jaune's direction instead of paying any attention to her plate. August looked from his mother, to his father, and to his mother's plate and sighed in exasperation.
May's own mother reached over and shook her daughter's shoulder.
"May dear, you need to eat if you're going to maintain the figure that caught his attention so effortlessly yesterday," Saia admonished.
May squeaked and blushed in embarrassment, but dutifully picked up her fork and got started on her eggs.
The girls of Team RWBY were all together with their children, the conversation flowing far more freely here although most of it was flowing in a particular direction.
"Toast?" Yang snickered.
"The crash-into-hello is a pivotal moment in seventy precent of the school love stories that have a happy ending!" Blake grumbled as she flipped through a notebook.
"Yeah, but you don't need toast for that, just timing," Yang's grin was the most infuriating thing Blake had ever seen on the blonde brawler's face. "Adding twice baked bread sounds like it'd result in more crumbling than bonding."
Blake physically stopped her hands from clenching so she wouldn't damage her notebook. She took a calming breath and pressed on with the next part of her master plan.
They were on a boat shaped like a swan, moving along the tracks hidden by the water people expected on a ride like this. The boat entered the tunnel with the speakers playing smooth music while the low lighting was just bright enough to set a mood while also making it dark enough that they could be doing anything on the boat without anyone else being privy to it...
"Um, Blake, Carnaval Park hasn't had a Tunnel of Love for at least thirty years," Ruby hesitantly burst her teammate's bubble.
"What!?" Blake's head whipped around to look at her team leader.
"Yeah, they had a problem with drunk people getting out of the boats mid-ride or doing other stuff that messed up the tracks. Then you have the people that would throw up or get other bodily fluids in the water, and that's a biohazard that requires all of the water in the ride to be drained and replaced. It just became too expensive to keep fixing so they shut it down," Ruby explained.
"How do you know that?" Weiss sounded quite surprised.
"Amusement ride engineer was one of my backup plans in case the huntress thing didn't work out for me," Ruby shrugged.
"Oh, that makes sense," Weiss allowed.
"Okay, if the tunnel of love is out..." Blake pressed onwards
"Wanna listen to my mixtape?" Blake offered as she held up an old cassette player.
"Only if you listen to mine," Jaune smoothly replied as he pulled a cassette tape from his letterman jacket's inner pocket...
"Do you even have a mixtape?" Ruby wondered aloud.
Blake froze as she realized the wrinkle in the plan.
"Okay, so I don't have time to throw together a good mixtape today, but we could still do something with music..."
Rocks gently pelt Jaune's window, which he opened to see what was going on.
The band started playing once he leaned out, and Blake started to sing:
"You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks..."
"Where are you getting a band?" Weiss interrupted Blake's musings.
Blake groaned in frustration.
RWBY's children were doing their best to not comment on Blake's struggles. Nicholas was ignoring the going ons of the table entirely, looking to the guest table where his namesake grandfather was laughing at some joke the stuntman Logos had just shared. Julian in turn wished he had something that could grab his attention from Blake's floundering. Xia looked like she wanted to say something but kept thinking better of it before it could leave her mouth.
Leander and Leandra were perfect pictures of exasperation, and they couldn't hold their peace much longer.
"Mom, why are all your ideas so old and cliche?" Leandra whined.
"Old? Cliche?" Blake turned towards her daughter with confused indignation.
"It's all stuff that's been played out for decades," Leander backed his sister up.
"Played out! This is timeless stuff! Cornerstones of romance!" Blake spun her notebook around to show them the pages, wildly pointing at different entries as she started to rant. "Each of these ideas are an evolution of some time honored method of people expressing romantic interest in one another. You have to pay respect to the classics if you want to do things right!"
"You're such a big romance genre nerd Blake," Yang chuckled at her partner's impassioned raving. "You can't script these things out, you just got to go with the flow."
"From what Aunt Ruby told me," Xia finally piped in, "You weren't much better when you were dating dad."
Yang spun to face her daughter, "What do you mean by that?"
Xia only responded with a coy smirk.
"What do you mean Xia!?"
Across the room, at JNPR's table, Pyrrha Nikos sat beside Jaune, face still tomato-red from her "flirting" attempt from earlier. She poked at her oatmeal like it was to blame.
Jaune nudged her gently. "Hey… it's okay. Your mom means well. Dramatic, but well."
Pyrrha groaned. "I just... Made a fool out of myself! With Blake!"
Xander sipped his juice innocently. "It's about what I expected, honestly."
Pyrrha shot him a look. "Xander!"
Jaune chuckled. "Hey, no teasing your mom."
Nora leaned across the table, eyes sparkling. "Tease her more! It's fun! Speaking of—Xander, what about Lian? Spill the beans, kiddo! Tell Auntie Nora everything!"
Xander flushed beet-red, ears turning pink. "She's… she's my best friend! I really care about her. But she's still super clingy, and we… uh… still sleep together in the bed at Beacon sometimes."
He beamed and waved his hand.
"You know, best friends stuff!"
Ren blinked slowly. Nora followed, looking very calm. Which was terrifying.
"And does she wear unique lingerie for you?" Ren asked carefully. Pyrrha flushed deeply, knowing exactly what he was referencing.
"Yeah," Xander confirmed, "She always asks me my opinion on her underwear! I don't really get it, honestly. Who's she trying to impress?"
Nora's eyes went wide, then misty.
"Ohhhh… I get it now. The desire for grandbabies. It's real."
Ren sighed deeply, pinching his nose. Again he hid a smile. Who he was more exasperated with was a matter for philosophers and saints.
Jaune blinked slowly. "Wait… if I was that oblivious to all this flirting stuff back then..."
He looked over at Pyrrha.
"Am... Am I really that dense?"
Pyrrha patted his hand, cheeks still pink. "You weren't that bad… mostly."
"He was worse!" Nora cried. She sighed. "Oh future daughter... Why did you fall in love with an idiot?!"
"Hey!" Xander said defensively.
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Miles away sat Vale's international airport, where airships from all over the world would dock and unload passengers from all walks of life. These passengers would then have to make their way through customs to ensure contraband and other problematic things didn't enter the city proper. Unfortunately no customs official could stop the vile things that slinked their way through the system this day.
A young fresh faced customs worker whose name tag said 'Jim' put on his best smile as a brunette woman with an expensive camera hanging from her neck approached. Her face was framed with a pair of gem studded glasses while her outfit was expensive looking yet semi-athletic, with holes cut in the back to accommodate a single pair of insectoid wings. It was like she wanted to look presentable in a professional setting while also being ready to run a marathon at the same time.
"Hello, and welcome to the City of Vale," Jim greeted the faunus woman as he squared away the last bit of paperwork the previous arrival had saddled him with. "What's the reason for your visit Miss...?"
"Skeeter, Bridget Skeeter," She introduced herself as she handed him her passport and a press badge that some of the larger news outlets liked to give out to people who worked for them. "I'm a photojournalist for The Weekly Oracle and I'm here to crack a story. The Invincible Girl somehow has a fiancé. A fiancé that nobody has heard about before a couple days ago, who's also engaged to several other young women of note. There are a lot of unanswered questions here, and those questions mean dirty laundry. It's my civic duty to air out that laundry."
"Well, Miss Skeeter, I guess you'll have company during your stay," Jim warily told her as he stamped her passport and cleared the rest of her paperwork. "You're the second reporter from Argus who's come through my station so far."
"I am? Who was here first?"
"An Ivan Peek for the Argus Insider," Jim relayed as he handed Skeeter her paperwork back.
"Is that so?" Skeeter frowned as she slid her passport back into her pockets. "Well I better hop to it if I'm going to beat him to the juicer details."
With that the faunus reporter scurried off.
"Hi, and welcome to Vale!" The next arrival approached Jim's workstation. "What's the reason for your visit Mister...?"
"You can call me Scoop, I'm a photojournalist for the Mistral Messenger."
"Oh man," Jim muttered as he could suddenly tell what the rest of his morning was going to be like. And he was right.
For the rest of the morning he'd be dealing with the most haded enemy of the Nikos family, the one foe Pyrrha wasn't allowed to fight.
The paparazzi were here, and they were here in force.
It also spread their future kids out a bit, hypothetically making it easier for their respective mothers to keep an eye on them therefor making it harder for them to concoct another major scheme.
Winter and Theodore were at the teacher's table with Glynda and Dorothy, though conversation between the four of them was more sporadic than constant. Winter was spending most of her time glancing towards JNPR's table and blushing at the back of Jaune's head, only interrupting that activity to glower disappointedly at her son when she notice him looking a bit smug out of the corner of her eye.
In another part of the room May sat with her team and family. Her food was barely touched as she was gazing longingly in Jaune's direction instead of paying any attention to her plate. August looked from his mother, to his father, and to his mother's plate and sighed in exasperation.
May's own mother reached over and shook her daughter's shoulder.
"May dear, you need to eat if you're going to maintain the figure that caught his attention so effortlessly yesterday," Saia admonished.
May squeaked and blushed in embarrassment, but dutifully picked up her fork and got started on her eggs.
The girls of Team RWBY were all together with their children, the conversation flowing far more freely here although most of it was flowing in a particular direction.
"Toast?" Yang snickered.
"The crash-into-hello is a pivotal moment in seventy precent of the school love stories that have a happy ending!" Blake grumbled as she flipped through a notebook.
"Yeah, but you don't need toast for that, just timing," Yang's grin was the most infuriating thing Blake had ever seen on the blonde brawler's face. "Adding twice baked bread sounds like it'd result in more crumbling than bonding."
Blake physically stopped her hands from clenching so she wouldn't damage her notebook. She took a calming breath and pressed on with the next part of her master plan.
They were on a boat shaped like a swan, moving along the tracks hidden by the water people expected on a ride like this. The boat entered the tunnel with the speakers playing smooth music while the low lighting was just bright enough to set a mood while also making it dark enough that they could be doing anything on the boat without anyone else being privy to it...
"Um, Blake, Carnaval Park hasn't had a Tunnel of Love for at least thirty years," Ruby hesitantly burst her teammate's bubble.
"What!?" Blake's head whipped around to look at her team leader.
"Yeah, they had a problem with drunk people getting out of the boats mid-ride or doing other stuff that messed up the tracks. Then you have the people that would throw up or get other bodily fluids in the water, and that's a biohazard that requires all of the water in the ride to be drained and replaced. It just became too expensive to keep fixing so they shut it down," Ruby explained.
"How do you know that?" Weiss sounded quite surprised.
"Amusement ride engineer was one of my backup plans in case the huntress thing didn't work out for me," Ruby shrugged.
"Oh, that makes sense," Weiss allowed.
"Okay, if the tunnel of love is out..." Blake pressed onwards
"Wanna listen to my mixtape?" Blake offered as she held up an old cassette player.
"Only if you listen to mine," Jaune smoothly replied as he pulled a cassette tape from his letterman jacket's inner pocket...
"Do you even have a mixtape?" Ruby wondered aloud.
Blake froze as she realized the wrinkle in the plan.
"Okay, so I don't have time to throw together a good mixtape today, but we could still do something with music..."
Rocks gently pelt Jaune's window, which he opened to see what was going on.
The band started playing once he leaned out, and Blake started to sing:
"You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks..."
"Where are you getting a band?" Weiss interrupted Blake's musings.
Blake groaned in frustration.
RWBY's children were doing their best to not comment on Blake's struggles. Nicholas was ignoring the going ons of the table entirely, looking to the guest table where his namesake grandfather was laughing at some joke the stuntman Logos had just shared. Julian in turn wished he had something that could grab his attention from Blake's floundering. Xia looked like she wanted to say something but kept thinking better of it before it could leave her mouth.
Leander and Leandra were perfect pictures of exasperation, and they couldn't hold their peace much longer.
"Mom, why are all your ideas so old and cliche?" Leandra whined.
"Old? Cliche?" Blake turned towards her daughter with confused indignation.
"It's all stuff that's been played out for decades," Leander backed his sister up.
"Played out! This is timeless stuff! Cornerstones of romance!" Blake spun her notebook around to show them the pages, wildly pointing at different entries as she started to rant. "Each of these ideas are an evolution of some time honored method of people expressing romantic interest in one another. You have to pay respect to the classics if you want to do things right!"
"You're such a big romance genre nerd Blake," Yang chuckled at her partner's impassioned raving. "You can't script these things out, you just got to go with the flow."
"From what Aunt Ruby told me," Xia finally piped in, "You weren't much better when you were dating dad."
Yang spun to face her daughter, "What do you mean by that?"
Xia only responded with a coy smirk.
"What do you mean Xia!?"
Across the room, at JNPR's table, Pyrrha Nikos sat beside Jaune, face still tomato-red from her "flirting" attempt from earlier. She poked at her oatmeal like it was to blame.
Jaune nudged her gently. "Hey… it's okay. Your mom means well. Dramatic, but well."
Pyrrha groaned. "I just... Made a fool out of myself! With Blake!"
Xander sipped his juice innocently. "It's about what I expected, honestly."
Pyrrha shot him a look. "Xander!"
Jaune chuckled. "Hey, no teasing your mom."
Nora leaned across the table, eyes sparkling. "Tease her more! It's fun! Speaking of—Xander, what about Lian? Spill the beans, kiddo! Tell Auntie Nora everything!"
Xander flushed beet-red, ears turning pink. "She's… she's my best friend! I really care about her. But she's still super clingy, and we… uh… still sleep together in the bed at Beacon sometimes."
He beamed and waved his hand.
"You know, best friends stuff!"
Ren blinked slowly. Nora followed, looking very calm. Which was terrifying.
"And does she wear unique lingerie for you?" Ren asked carefully. Pyrrha flushed deeply, knowing exactly what he was referencing.
"Yeah," Xander confirmed, "She always asks me my opinion on her underwear! I don't really get it, honestly. Who's she trying to impress?"
Nora's eyes went wide, then misty.
"Ohhhh… I get it now. The desire for grandbabies. It's real."
Ren sighed deeply, pinching his nose. Again he hid a smile. Who he was more exasperated with was a matter for philosophers and saints.
Jaune blinked slowly. "Wait… if I was that oblivious to all this flirting stuff back then..."
He looked over at Pyrrha.
"Am... Am I really that dense?"
Pyrrha patted his hand, cheeks still pink. "You weren't that bad… mostly."
"He was worse!" Nora cried. She sighed. "Oh future daughter... Why did you fall in love with an idiot?!"
"Hey!" Xander said defensively.
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Miles away sat Vale's international airport, where airships from all over the world would dock and unload passengers from all walks of life. These passengers would then have to make their way through customs to ensure contraband and other problematic things didn't enter the city proper. Unfortunately no customs official could stop the vile things that slinked their way through the system this day.
A young fresh faced customs worker whose name tag said 'Jim' put on his best smile as a brunette woman with an expensive camera hanging from her neck approached. Her face was framed with a pair of gem studded glasses while her outfit was expensive looking yet semi-athletic, with holes cut in the back to accommodate a single pair of insectoid wings. It was like she wanted to look presentable in a professional setting while also being ready to run a marathon at the same time.
"Hello, and welcome to the City of Vale," Jim greeted the faunus woman as he squared away the last bit of paperwork the previous arrival had saddled him with. "What's the reason for your visit Miss...?"
"Skeeter, Bridget Skeeter," She introduced herself as she handed him her passport and a press badge that some of the larger news outlets liked to give out to people who worked for them. "I'm a photojournalist for The Weekly Oracle and I'm here to crack a story. The Invincible Girl somehow has a fiancé. A fiancé that nobody has heard about before a couple days ago, who's also engaged to several other young women of note. There are a lot of unanswered questions here, and those questions mean dirty laundry. It's my civic duty to air out that laundry."
"Well, Miss Skeeter, I guess you'll have company during your stay," Jim warily told her as he stamped her passport and cleared the rest of her paperwork. "You're the second reporter from Argus who's come through my station so far."
"I am? Who was here first?"
"An Ivan Peek for the Argus Insider," Jim relayed as he handed Skeeter her paperwork back.
"Is that so?" Skeeter frowned as she slid her passport back into her pockets. "Well I better hop to it if I'm going to beat him to the juicer details."
With that the faunus reporter scurried off.
"Hi, and welcome to Vale!" The next arrival approached Jim's workstation. "What's the reason for your visit Mister...?"
"You can call me Scoop, I'm a photojournalist for the Mistral Messenger."
"Oh man," Jim muttered as he could suddenly tell what the rest of his morning was going to be like. And he was right.
For the rest of the morning he'd be dealing with the most haded enemy of the Nikos family, the one foe Pyrrha wasn't allowed to fight.
The paparazzi were here, and they were here in force.