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Discussion in 'Play-by-Post' started by Ideas-Guy, Jun 11, 2021.

  1. Ideas-Guy

    Ideas-Guy I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    ♦Topic: Saint Vergil
    In: ► Boards ► Gotham News► Saint Vergil the saint of hate and spite?

    Little Chub-bub
    (Original Poster) (Professional Shitposter)
    Posted on January 7, 2015:

    Gotham city has gained another savior and he couldn't be more different than Bruce Wayne. For those that are unaware, here's some background info for context because this is a wild ride.

    Vergil St. Jude. Born July 1st, 1999. Orphaned at the ripe age of five years old. Preschool drop out. Grew up as a street rat in Gotham that bounced between the streets, homeless shelters, and the occasional foster home. Very sad. Many tears were shed.

    Until six months ago. Vergil St. Jude was begging on a street corner and got twenty dollars from what is now the lead developer for a multimillion-dollar company called Sainthood Enterprises. That twenty dollars was used to start a temporary refurbishing company from stuff taken from the dump then sold online. That money, in turn, started a company called Sainthood Flowers, and that in turn became Sainthood Entertainment where the company really took off thanks to the power of anime tiddies. From begging on the streets to a millionaire in less than half a year.

    With me so far? Because here is where things start to get juicy.

    Because Vergil St. Jude, CEO of Sainthood Enterprises, has a secret identity.

    Saint Vergil of Lowtown.

    What's Lowtown, one might ask?

    Six months ago, it was a homeless community shacked up in the sewers to survive the winter. However, thanks to Gotham being Gotham, the community was forced to move to an abandoned train station because people attacked the community and nearly beat a lot of people to death for the fun of it. Gotham, amiright? From there, Lowtown grew in size, going from a few dozen people to a hundred.

    Then a thousand. Then two thousand. And so on.

    Between the winter, gang war, and breakout in Arkham -- people flooded to what became Lowtown, tempted by the promise of free food, housing, and the promise that you won't be beaten to death for being homeless.

    There's the context for this video that brought you here -- because Lowtown, which started out as a single abandoned train station, has become a city spanning tunnel system. And when I'm talking about tunnels, I mean tunnels people. Here's a pic I found -- three-story buildings, four-lane highway, levels of massive. Which was highly illegal, but thanks to a very broken system, Lowtown had been deemed legal by the relevant authorities which has made Saint Vergil the richest real estate owner in all of Gotham because all mentioned above has been labeled private property.

    Why does this matter? Because Saint Vergil is a sarcastic little prick that's vowed to abuse the broken system of Gotham for other people's benefit rather than just the fat cats in charge.
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    ► The_Charlatan
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    OP forgot to mention that Saint Vergil is credited for 'killing' Two-Face/Harvey Dent in 'self-defense.'

    ► No_Name_McGee
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    Okay, just watched the interview -- why do people like this kid again? He just passively aggressively admitted to committing blackmail, extortion and who knows what else he did.

    ► SupesFan#1
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    Huh. I heard about Lowtown but I figured that it was all bullshit. I'm going to go check it out now -- I'll post pics when I'm back.

    ► Battastic
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    OP also forgot to mention that Vergil has been handing out space heaters like candy for low income housing. I got one, and it's probably the only reason I still have all my fingers and toes. Gotham winters suck ass.

    ► Truth_Seeker
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    @SupesFan#1 It's Gotham. If Vergil came out and said that he loves this city so much and he wants it to be great? Nah, I would have called him a liar. No one likes Gotham city except for maybe Bruce Wayne, but when you have Fuck You money, I imagine your experience in Gotham is pretty different.

    Vergil coming out and saying he's fueled by spite?

    That I can believe.

    ► Abyss_Watcher
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    Sainthood Enterprises? No way. I've seen the drop rates. Nothing saint like about that.

    ► PlanesHunter
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    @Abyss_Watcher Preach, but I feel a bit better knowing that my money spent on anime milkies goes to a good cause.

    ► The_Fuk_Boi
    Replied on September 7, 2077:
    Did some of my own research and I have some mixed feelings. @The_Charlatan was right, Vergil did kill Two-Face, who was a mentally ill mobster. Not really sure where that falls on the moral scale, but apparently Two-Face snuck a bomb in Lowtown since he thought that Vergil was secretly an asshole.

    Which, to be fair, he kinda is. He’s also a teenager, so that was a given.

    So, in theory, Vergil’s killed at least one person and he’s bribed the absolute shit out of Gotham’s official offices. That’s pretty bad, but his heart seems to be in the right place? Has anyone here actually been in Lowtown before?

    ► Sinreel
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    @The_Fuk_Boi Course not. How are a bunch of homeless people going to have the internet?
     
  2. sperance

    sperance Versed in the lewd.

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    why is nobody asking how this kid broke his arm? And if he's filthy rich why's he in the free clinic?
     
  3. rockus4

    rockus4 Getting sticky.

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    Planeshunter I think I going to show this to my wife that way she stops complaining about me spending money on his games.
     
  4. john doe 777

    john doe 777 Know what you're doing yet?

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    sinreal dont underestimate homeless people they have the power of God and anime on their side. Also bro they turned a one station homeless encampment into a city spanning underground metropolis.... except well in gotham which well this is probably gonna end really poorly
     
  5. Sksk4128

    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    Good to know my crippling anime titty addiction is helping the homeless.
     
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  6. Rekka

    Rekka It's called 'Explosive Cell Death'

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    sperance Actually, I would like to know that as well.

    Wait... isn't the new Robin around the same age as this Vergil guy?:eek:
     
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  7. Seed00

    Seed00 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Did you watch the interview? He's already answered why he's in the free clinic. in fact, it's the very first question he answers Allen Tory from CCA news.
     
  8. Arclight001

    Arclight001 Know what you're doing yet?

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    I heard from a friend of mine that this Vergil guy wasnt who killed Two-Face. Can someone on the know confirm that, please?
     
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  9. sperance

    sperance Versed in the lewd.

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    Rekka Wait, have we seen the new Robin and Saint Vergil in same room together? I THINK NOT
     
  10. Laundromat2.0

    Laundromat2.0 Making the rounds.

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    > Highonlow
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    @Sinreal the same way you are, asshole.

    Anyone blaming Saint Vergil for killing Two-Face is a fucking hypocrite. I wasn't in lowtown when shit went down w Two-Face, but I talked to people who were and it wasn't just a bomb. Two-Face invaded with a bunch goons and literally held Saint Vergil at gunpoint. Shooting back isn't murder, that's just fucking self-defense. No one would blink twice if Two-Face was shot when invading someone's home with bombs and guns. Or if the police killed someone threatening to detonate a bomb in a public area. It's just that the 'public' in this case was a bunch of homeless bums who no one cares if they live or die.


    In fact, the Mayor should be giving him a medal for doing what he can't and actually protecting Gotham's citizens.
     
  11. Ethercos

    Ethercos If I could think straight, life would be easy

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    > TheBoltingNitwit
    @sinreel

    Well, fuckwit, a home costs thousands of dollars, a deposit, and all sorts of documentation shit that is really fucking hard to arrange when finding food and avoiding freezing to death is a full time job. Believe me, homeless people like us have plenty of jobs - they just don't pay worth a damn. A phone, on the other hand, costs $20-$50 dollars, and gets you free food, the internet, coupons, maps, all the free entertainment you could want, and much more. Now that Saint Vergil's handing out shelter, food , hell even some winter clothing, I've finally been able to take a fucking minute, sit down, and think on the future instead of running around Gotham to scrape up enough money to live to tomorrow. Personally, I think the snarky shit was after the billions in real estate he just finessed out of thin air (solid earth?) but if there's one thing I'll trust in Gotham, it's the power of hate and spite.
     
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  12. Boomstick64

    Boomstick64 Know what you're doing yet?

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    > Boomstick64
    Replied on January 7, 2015
    Ok, y'all are talking about how much of a prick he is thanks to The Evils of Microtransactions and are conflicted, cause he's using Gotham citizens Rightfully stolen money to help the homeless and how he may or may not have Murderize an Arkham Convict.
    But who you should be actually pay attention to is his Girlfriend
    HOW DID THAT SNARKY PRICK MANAGED TO SNAG HER?! HOW MANY PUSH UPS DID HE DO, WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?
    According to this one Crazy chick, they've been "Pussy Footing" Around each other since before he started his business in the first place. She actually said other stuff about it, but I would get Hammered by Oracle or one of her many programs if I said it here.
     
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  13. Caelleh

    Caelleh Fine Arts Patron~♡

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    >Caelleh
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    If you dropped a grand on a GIF, congrats, you can probably write it off as charity!

    New commercials for SE Games dropping soon, narrated by Vergil's actual IRL anime big tiddy gf: "Every 99 cent purchase feeds a child for a week in Lowtown. Don't hesitate to keep rolling for your 6 Star waifus."
     
  14. Sksk4128

    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    Issuing a warning stop speculation about the Two Face death or I will bring out the ban hammer.
     
  15. Arclight001

    Arclight001 Know what you're doing yet?

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    She is SOOO out of his league man. I am so jealous.
     
  16. DantalianThe71st

    DantalianThe71st Scourge of Squirrel-Kind

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    ► DantalianTheWhale
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    As much as I feel grateful for this Vergil guy for the good things I heard in Lowtown from a friend down on her luck and spreading the glory of anime breasts. . .

    But why the fuck are the gacha drop rates so low?! Honestly, he should be the Devil in disguise! Anyone who is this evil should never be called a Saint. RNGesus, have mercy upon my soul as I whale through banners upon banners while shedding tears of blood! ( TwT )
     
  17. Rekka

    Rekka It's called 'Explosive Cell Death'

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    sperance It all makes sense... Batman (or whoever's funding him) helped his sidekick start and grow a multimillion-dollar corporation, just so they could use that money to help the homeless, and maybe to help fund all their gadgets!

    Vergil even took down Two-Face! If just anyone could do that, surely it would have been done sooner, but Vergil being trained by Batman explains why he could do it!

    And how could he have built all those tunnels so quickly? They must have been around a while, and maybe they were where the Batmobile disappeared to whenever Batman was done with it? I don't care how dark you paint it, a car like that doesn't vanish into the night.

    But, Vergil killed Two-Face... that's not something Batman does, right? No way he'd let his sidekick do that... right?

    But I heard the new Robin's kind of an asshole, just like Vergil...

    But there's no way, that would be way too obvious, Batman and Robin would never do that... unless that's what they want us to think?

    Fuck it, I'm calling it now, Vergils Robin.
     
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  18. EnderHeart Enya

    EnderHeart Enya Getting sticky.

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    * this isn't a post for the roleplay, but I wanted to know if it's really gonna be PHO? Since this is dc-verse, If we are doing a parody shouldn't it be something like MHO? Like meta humans online. Sorry if I shouldn't have posted this here.
     
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  19. Petrox

    Petrox Not too sore, are you?

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    I'm glad that the owner of my crippling Gacha addiction will take me in when he takes all my money.
     
  20. Sksk4128

    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    Right tinfoil hat time.
    You know I think I heard about her when the space heaters were being given out and some gangbangers were sent packing by some chick. And according to some people I know in Lowtown she also teaches martial arts.
    Haven't you noticed that most Female Vigilantes and Super Villainesses are pretty hot.
    It really makes one wonder doesn't it.
     
  21. Boomstick64

    Boomstick64 Know what you're doing yet?

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    Boomstick64
    Replied on January 7, 2015.
    Apparently, it get's worse. He's got a Cute Mute Girl following him like a lost puppy, and a really fucking hot secretary, not to mention he used to hang with this Crazy Lady that has a really nice ass, though they apparently had a falling out. My fellow Degenerates, he's living something we've all dreamed of in the back of our head since DXD at the very least.
    HE IS A REAL LIFE HAREM PROTAGONIST!!!
    And if Robin WAS Vergil, then he's just like his Bat Dad in that department.

    Edit: Oh come on, now he has another hot woman that acts like his bodyguard. Seriously, there might be more to the Vergil is Robin theory than we think.
     
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    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    Boomstick64 you heathen don't you know that Batman X Robin is the one true OTP why else does a grown man put little boys in tights.
     
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    DantalianThe71st Scourge of Squirrel-Kind

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    Thanks for giving me a mild existential crisis. . . Oh god, are we all anime characters all along?!
     
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    Boomstick64 Know what you're doing yet?

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    Boomstick64
    Replied on January 7, 2015
    Childhood Trauma. Why else does a grown ass man put on a pair of tights to Brutalize a bunch of thugs ass?
     
  25. Jandal

    Jandal Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    leave it to gotham to freak out at the guy giving homes to the homeless :/
     
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    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    If Vergil is the obviously more successful evil good guy where's the Dante we must have our IRL DMC
     
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    Gigifiy Not too sore, are you?

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    ► XxVoid_CowboyxX
    Replied on January 7, 2015:
    Guys, your all wrong! I have proof HERE that Saint Vergil is an interdimensional refugee and that his girlfriend is a super secret terrorist!
     
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    Sksk4128 Experienced.

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    Sksk4128 enjoy your vacation and account suspension to really think about what you posted.
     
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    sperance Versed in the lewd.

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    Are WE in a a Gacha universe? Is someone out there wasting thousands of AlternateDollars to pull US out? Don't do it AlternatePerson! It's not worth it!
     
  30. Boomstick64

    Boomstick64 Know what you're doing yet?

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    Merc_With_A_Mouth (Verified Nutjob) (Unverified 4th Wall Breaker)
    Replied on January 7, 2015
    Oh no my good man, we're all fanfiction characters of a Self Insert Isekai Story, the worst type of characters.