Selling (Somewhat) Magic Goods in Arknights

[WillowFriend]

Yeah, those gangbangers are likely going to be lucky to be alive once every patron of the cart that they just attacked are done venting out their anger at them.

 

[Krein]

Police: "We will do literally anything to make you stay"
Arno: "There's too much organized crime for me to stomach."
Police: "Boy, do we love cafeteria food!'

Not fair, still funny.

 

[aokway]

We are reaching "angry old Mexican lady" of consequences
We are meters away from people organizing witch hunts to get these guys
Crime rate is gonna see a few month's long 30% drop, simply because the criminals may have been connected to the "happy fun time ruiner, ender's of the good meals" alliance (not the actual name but damn it caught on quick after a currier said it while staring at a "digestible" food bar)

 

[Paracsus]

We are reaching "angry old Mexican lady" of consequences
We are meters away from people organizing witch hunts to get these guys
Crime rate is gonna see a few month's long 30% drop, simply because the criminals may have been connected to the "happy fun time ruiner, ender's of the good meals" alliance (not the actual name but damn it caught on quick after a currier said it while staring at a "digestible" food bar)

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Just like how the Long Schlong of the Law comes unlubricated,

The People's Chancla shall come with no warning, nor quarter.