Theo Anders and the Black Exaltation[Worm/Exalted][Hiatus]

That's just a fanon ironic name ("Melody because she can't sing") from a half-baked Silencio omake.

There is no canon name that I know of.

 

Now I'm having the image of a Hooker!Hookwolf.

 

I just thought of FISHHookwolf (who gets used by Fenja/Menja for catching trout by sticking him on the end of their giantess-size fishing rods)

 

I thought pirate!hookwolf like hook from hook with Robin Williams.

 

I was thinking school delinquent Hookwolf.

Truly a man of many flavors.

 

Or the big bad hookwolf who dressed up as grandma and tried to eat Vista.

 

Lewd.

 

"What big claws you have!"

She was scarred for life.

 

Not literally, of course, Panacea made sure of that.

Mentally, however...

 

So I have long errands to run tonight. Snip -should- still be tonight but it -may- end up being tomorrow night depending on how long the errands take.

Yay for surprise adulting!

 

[X] These rules make sense, for now, at least.
- [X] Acceptable targets exist. With luck, they will suffice.
-- [X] If they don't suffice, then: fuck the rules, you have Charms.

[X] Empty your pockets onto your desk, making sure she can see all the panties you scored. Maybe she'll get a bit jealous that you were surrounded by other women all night, not just Sabah.
- [X] Rumors of your manly prowess shall be gleefully exaggerated, and then you're going to exceed the exaggeration anyway.

 

[X] Honestly, you'll kill whoever you want to kill, spare who you wish to spare.
-[X] There are only two True Rules. The first is simple: do not run afoul of those with more power than yourself. In even simpler terms: don't get caught. Brad has broken this rule at least twice that you know of. Perhaps that is why he is uncharacteristically cautious in this respect.
--[X] The second True Rule is thus: rules have power only when those with power enforce them. You have power, of which knowledge is but one component, and will only accumulate more as you grow. If your parahuman lessers wish to continue to hamstring themselves by obeying and trusting in these unwritten... guidelines... to protect them from their selective ignorance, you see no reason not to take full advantage of their error.
-[X] The way you define 'those you wish to kill' and 'those you wish to spare' is of course very different than that of the typical skinheads that fill the Empire's middle and lower ranks, but they don't need to know that until it's too late.

[X] Empty your pockets onto your desk, making sure she can see all the panties you scored. Maybe she'll get a bit jealous that you were surrounded by other women all night, not just Sabah.
- [X] Rumors of your manly prowess shall be gleefully exaggerated, and then you're going to exceed the exaggeration anyway.

Paraphrasing Napoleon a bit (edit: and going full Nietzche Wannabe) there, but Coil had the right idea about this: build full backgrounds and dossiers on everyone you can and abuse your information advantage mercilessly.

 

[X] These rules make sense, for now, at least.
- [X] Acceptable targets exist. With luck, they will suffice.
-- [X] If they don't suffice, then: fuck the rules, you have Charms.

[X] Empty your pockets onto your desk, making sure she can see all the panties you scored. Maybe she'll get a bit jealous that you were surrounded by other women all night, not just Sabah.
- [X] Rumors of your manly prowess shall be gleefully exaggerated, and then you're going to exceed the exaggeration anyway.

 

[X] These rules make sense, for now, at least.
- [X] Acceptable targets exist. With luck, they will suffice.
-- [X] If they don't suffice, then: fuck the rules, you have Charms.

[X] Take your time and undress, she can wait, and you can prepare.

 

[X] These rules make sense, for now, at least.
- [X] Acceptable targets exist. With luck, they will suffice.
-- [X] If they don't suffice, then: fuck the rules, you have Charms.

[X] Empty your pockets onto your desk, making sure she can see all the panties you scored. Maybe she'll get a bit jealous that you were surrounded by other women all night, not just Sabah.
- [X] Rumors of your manly prowess shall be gleefully exaggerated, and then you're going to exceed the exaggeration anyway.

 

[X] These rules make sense, for now, at least.
- [X] Acceptable targets exist. With luck, they will suffice.
-- [X] If they don't suffice, then: fuck the rules, you have Charms.

[X] Empty your pockets onto your desk, making sure she can see all the panties you scored. Maybe she'll get a bit jealous that you were surrounded by other women all night, not just Sabah.
- [X] Rumors of your manly prowess shall be gleefully exaggerated, and then you're going to exceed the exaggeration anyway.

 

I was expecting the 'make her orgasm with your mind' part. I'm sad we don't have a new Charm.

Lover Pleasing Gesture, or something. It's a hit at parties.

 

I'm highly amused that it's Hookwolf telling TDP about the "rules", considering he's already been sent to the Birdcage. Twice. Then again, that might mean that he has to be extra careful, because he's dancing on the edge of a kill order.

 

I enjoyed Hookwolf laughing at Theo's ridiculous Exalt name.

 

The hilarious thing is that it could easily be so much worse. Abyssal titles are often incredibly pretentious and overwrought.

 

Edited my write-in, now with 50% more edgelord. I also referenced the bit about Hooky's history a few posts up that I'd forgotten at the time.

 

We need to purchase something for the long night ahead and tomorrow.

 

[X] Plan Bii

 

[x] plan evildice

The rules make sense for now. We fuck around too much at the start? The usurpation taught us that with enough numbers, we are very much still killable.

 

[X] Plan Bii

XP Purchase:
[X] Buy the first Performance Excellency.

 

The stuff I wake up to, including what I see in the IRC.

The last bit with Jessica was basically Jessica (who is 18-20ish iirc) living out what -she- thinks is a teenage man's fantasy night of losing his virginity. -She- does also think it's hawt and passionate, and smexy, and exciting. Just walking into a room with a scantily clad woman on you bed asking for you to 'keep her warm' wink the fuck wink nudge cum fuck me nudge. 'That has to be like everyman's fantasy right? Just here: hot, wet, willing poon is waiting for you on your bed.'

Anasurimbor That's it in part, but it was a power play by Max to counter TDP's power play of bringing Sabah. 'You can bring a your startling choice to the party, but I will let you know that my most murder-y subordinate knows where she lives. You have much to learn, young one. By the way, Brad has fucked up enough with these rules to get punished, so he'd be a good person to tell you about them from his personal experience.'

 

Max x TDP father-son bonding time ala Fight & Fuck when?