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With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Fourteen)

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Mr Zoat, Jan 27, 2019.

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  1. Khornelius

    Khornelius Overlord of the Underworld

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    It would be interesting and have you seen a baby tarantula those little suckers are adorable.
     
  2. Rafin

    Rafin Not too sore, are you?

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    Where is this coming from? Why does leaning closer make her moan?
     
  3. Ace Dreamer

    Ace Dreamer Questioning The Nature of our Realities

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    Information just wants to be free... And, after all, DNA is information... :)

    For extra, extra, fun, you can change your shape if you really want to with an Orange Ring. So, a Guilder could become a drider...
     
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  4. SaltyWaffles

    SaltyWaffles I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    ....at this point, Eris has to give Paul a significant blessing of some kind (like Helios gave Kon), because Paul is basically a Lord of Chaos without even trying.
     
  5. FreeGod

    FreeGod If you see a God on the road fuck it!

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    I wonder how much effort Paul is putting into learning magic. I know that it would take years to decades to get anything meaningful, but a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and he has every reason to think he has time.
     
  6. Sockmonkey

    Sockmonkey I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Not as hard as you might think, depending on the species.
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    All she would need is some of his DNA. They have the tech for that level of genetic engineering.
     
  7. dxdragon

    dxdragon Experienced.

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    Paul: But....I only gave her a massage!

    Amazons: *Dying of laughter in the background* Arachneros indeed! Does Euanthe need to be worried?

    Eris: All according to plan.

    Chaos Worshippers: SASUGA Paul-Sama!
     
  8. Darko

    Darko Connoisseur.

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    Zeus may have once impregnated a woman by turning into a shower of gold, so sticking his dick into a vagina may not be necessary to impregnate a woman.

    Paul is technically a demigod now because of his orange light soul, so who knows what interesting things could happen when he touches someone.

    There was this issue of Red Sonja where she has sex with a male forest god after rescuing him from a witch and said god later on creates a daughter after being inspired by Sonja. Euanthe seemed interested in Paul and his meat.
     
  9. Gantradies

    Gantradies Not too sore, are you?

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    ooooooooh no..... he's gonna regret his former line of conversation!
    this is going to spread like wildfire, and....
    i have a good feeling that within a few weeks, literally nobody will remember the "cake man" incident, and he'll be missing the good old days of being complimented on his dancing....
     
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  10. Darko

    Darko Connoisseur.

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    He may be complimented on his skills in pleasuring women though.

    The Queen did seem to like having him around.
     
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  11. rkyeun

    rkyeun Cabbitus Maximus

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    Joltik, Galvantula
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  12. BartlettMagic

    BartlettMagic peekaboo, you fucks you!

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    this is not where i expected to be when i began reading this morning, Zoat
     
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  13. Handlewithcare

    Handlewithcare Versed in the lewd.

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    Uhm. What are the guilder reproduction rates?

    Even Paul's ring may get taxed for paying that much child support.
     
  14. Kalem_Lee

    Kalem_Lee Well worn.

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    Mwahahahhahahahahhahahahwhuahauuauauauauuauuahajahhahha

    Lesson: Never tempt fate when you worship Chaos.
     
  15. JiffyJuff

    JiffyJuff Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    It's possible that they're capable of asexual reproduction, in which case it could be a cultural norm that the nominal parent is the one responsible for the stimulation to trigger it? The ability to produce offspring from a genetically incompatible pair bonding might be a genuinely evolutionarily favorable trait in a society with multiple sentient species mingling.
     
  16. Handlewithcare

    Handlewithcare Versed in the lewd.

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  17. Coda

    Coda Versed in the lewd.

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    Could be a groan of concern or disappointment considering the associated facial expression.
     
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  18. Hell's Razer

    Hell's Razer Passive Member

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    Mr Zoat the word you want is "Arachnoerastis"
    which is a compound word made from arachni (spider) + erastis (lover).
    What you had written is practically meaningless to any greek speaker but as a direct translation could be interpreted as "spider love" and not "spider lover" as was your goal.
     
  19. Mr Zoat

    Mr Zoat Dedicated ragequitter

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    Well... Yes. If she literally said 'spider fucker' the ring would have translated it. It's not supposed to make good linguistic sense, it's a nickname, combining his love of the octopedal form with his own name suffix.
     
  20. Hell's Razer

    Hell's Razer Passive Member

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    No what I am saying is as a native speaker what she said made no sense, the reaction of any greek to what she said would be "eh?"
    Also the greek language (modern or ancient) does not work like that.

    If you want a nickname that incorporates "his love of the octopedal form" may I suggest "arachnakias" or "arachnis" ?
    (both of those are teasing to some extent even if the second one is closer to a proper name)

    Unless you want to go vulgar in which case I suggest "arachnogamias" which is indeed what you think it is.
     
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  21. Istaran

    Istaran Know what you're doing yet?

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    Paul in particular has orange light enlightenment and practice altering his own brain. So for him specifically: easy! If he wants to he will, natural reaction be damned.
     
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  22. FreeGod

    FreeGod If you see a God on the road fuck it!

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    To be clear when I say anything meaningful. I mean "something that he can't already do far more easily with his power ring". DC has plenty of examples of people picking up a spellbook and casting out of it immediately generally a mess up, but actual results.
     
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  23. The Vale

    The Vale Know what you're doing yet?

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    Such a prankster the Illustres is.
     
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  24. Vlad

    Vlad I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    What would the ring do if someone uses a word that has no direct translation in another language or encounters someone who speaks like Darmok from Tanagra?
     
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  25. FeepingCreature

    FeepingCreature Not too sore, are you?

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    Advantage of an orange ring: if you want to, you can find anything cute.
     
  26. Mr Zoat

    Mr Zoat Dedicated ragequitter

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    Lincoln at Gettysburg. Caterpillar on his flower.
     
  27. Ace Dreamer

    Ace Dreamer Questioning The Nature of our Realities

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    What would happen if OL wants to learn magic enough? Do the learning structures of his brain change so he becomes the perfect magic student? Can he alter himself (parts of his soul?) so that his ability to manipulate magic is optimised?

    Self-alteration to grant yourself specific magical powers... That feels like a route to turning yourself into something that no longer wants to be 'you' any more... Or, is a quite different 'you'...

    Self-alteration to alter your desire structures... Is that something that OL's already done?
     
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  28. Ace Dreamer

    Ace Dreamer Questioning The Nature of our Realities

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    I wonder if LLMK can build a 'packet' of orange light that will sit there and do nothing until a specific trigger condition? A trigger like 'Touch this and want to know what it does'...

    Some may recall the wave of 'Russian Bride' e-mail spam, which I suspect most spam filters cheerfully erase, these days. Now, given the above ring technique LLMK could package a 'Drider Bride' with a 'you find her cute' desire edit... The social consequences could be... interesting...

    Of course, a Drider Bride with an Orange Ring might be able to do that sort of work, on her desired partner, herself... And, not think there's anything wrong about it... The Spider Guild, in this story, seem to practice massive modification on their future generations...
     
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  29. Mr Zoat

    Mr Zoat Dedicated ragequitter

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    No, that's just the one Nest. The rest of the Guild would not approve if they found out about it.
     
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  30. WaleXdraK

    WaleXdraK Not too sore, are you?

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    For all we know Guilder just need some DNA to reproduce, maybe dead skin was enough when he accidentally touched her.....
     
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