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You get power-ups based on your username.

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 19, 2018.

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  1. Mistodon

    Mistodon Versed in the lewd.

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    People aren't that tasty, especially when they aren't cooked, I'd much rather take a bite out of a hamburger.

    With this power I'd finally be able to go to an In-N-Out or Shake Shack in the US, we have Shake Shack here too and there's one that's much closer to where I live than the others but some of the food does odd things to my stomach.

    EDIT: Oh man, pumpkin pie, macaroni & cheese- no, cheddar cheese that actually has taste. This is clearly the best use of my power: international grocery shopping.
     
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  2. rkyeun

    rkyeun Cabbitus Maximus

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    I can hadouken with one hand, with both hands.
     
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  3. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Damn it, this is when I regret my picking of a rather common name...

    ... wait a minute, since this is a common name and I'm not yet banned here, that means I have the superpower of being a super... spammer?

    Hell yeah!
     
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  4. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    No John, you are the zombie botnet.​
     
  5. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    Even better! I now can call upon much more processing power and time!
     
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