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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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AndrewJTalon said:
ideas for some Cinder/Jaune stories?
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indulging the stereotype:
Nick Arc is sent a a mission with Rhodes. Rhodes insists that they stop at a little known hole in the wall that he's a regular at.
tldr: Nick finds out about Cinder, does something both stupid and heroic and Cinder becomes an Arc. Many years later Jaune finds out the truth and the fact that the two aren't blood related and decides that it's fine if he pursues his "big sis."
 
Jaune Arc es un gran actor de televisión, su primer trabajo fue la serie RWBY, no fue una buena serie, pero fue la serie que lo catapultó a mejores trabajos al interpretar a una versión de si mismo joven y torpe, ahora es un actor reconocido a nivel mundial, pero eso fue antes de reencarnar en si mismo en el mundo de Remnant que ahora es un mundo completamente real junto a todos sus peligros, ahora tiene que usar sus habilidades de actuación y todo lo aprendido durante sus años siendo actor de series de accion y evitar la caída de este mundo y tal vez al fin salir con su personaje favorito de la serie, la Reina Salem

Jaune Arc is a great television actor. His first job was on the series RWBY. It wasn't a great show, but it was the series that catapulted him to better roles by playing a younger, clumsy version of himself. Now he's a world-renowned actor, but that was before he reincarnated in the world of Remnant, which is now a completely real world with all its dangers. Now he has to use his acting skills and everything he learned during his years as an action series actor to prevent the fall of this world and maybe finally get to hang out with his favorite characters from the series, Queen Salem and Glynda Goodwitch..
 
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The Food Room New
Jaune had just finished cleaning the kitchen and was heading toward the dorms when Weiss intercepted him like a heat-seeking missile.

"Jaune!" she called, marching up with her usual imperious air. "Go to your food room and get me a slice of that cake Pyrrha's having!"

Jaune stopped dead. "…My what now?"

Ruby, who had been sprawled on the couch with a comic book, looked up. "Cake?"

Weiss waved a hand impatiently. "Yes, that's what you do in the food room, isn't it? You go in and you bring out food. That's why it's called a food room and yours has more than ours."

Ruby blinked. "Lots?"

Jaune stared at Weiss like she had just spoken in ancient Valish. "You… you do realize I actually have to bake them, right?"

Ruby's silver eyes went huge. "You bake?"

Weiss tilted her head, genuinely confused. "What's a bake?"

The silence that followed was so loud it could have been heard in Atlas.

Jaune opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again.

Ruby slowly sat up. "Weiss… do you think food just… appears in kitchens?"

Weiss crossed her arms, cheeks faintly pink. "Well, obviously someone has to put it there. I assumed the staff handled it. Or… magic. I don't know. I've never had to concern myself with such things before."

Jaune pinched the bridge of his nose. "Weiss. I bake the cakes. From scratch. With flour and eggs and sugar and—"

Weiss's eyes widened in dawning horror. "You mean you… touch the ingredients? With your hands?"

Ruby was now openly cackling. "Oh my gods, Weiss, you thought Jaune just walked into a room and food magically appeared?!"

"I— I never thought about it that deeply!" Weiss snapped, face now fully red. "It's not like I grew up learning how to operate a… a stove!"

Jaune sighed, but there was a fond smile tugging at his lips. "Tell you what. I'll bake you a cake tomorrow. From scratch. And I'll even let you watch. Maybe you'll learn something."

Weiss huffed, trying (and failing) to look haughty. "I suppose that would be… acceptable. For educational purposes."

Ruby grinned. "Can I lick the bowl?"

Jaune pointed at her. "Only if you help clean up."

Weiss scowled, but nodded slowly.

"Fine."

"…And Weiss? It's called a kitchen."

Weiss's indignant squeak echoed down the hall.
 
Phillip_II_of_Macedon said:
This one ☝️. This one might actually break Weiss to learn more about. It's probably a favorite dish of Blake though (for she is a cat).
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Blake being just as food-ignorant would be hilarious.

Blake: *tilts head* "Fish...pie? What's a fish pie?"
Nora: *stuffing her mouth* "It's something you're not going to get, you mooch! NORA HASN'T FORGOTTEN WHO STOLE HER TUNA STEAK!"

Now it's going to be Ruby badgering Jaune for more pastries, though.
 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and the movie Clue, both have monkey brains being consumed.
Also anything on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman from the Travel Channel
 
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