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This was hilarious. Well, lets hope Ginny can become the Hooligan queen lol. I liked the bit with Hermione, Fred and George too. This was great.Luna's expression turned thoughtful. "Dean Thomas? That's… hmmm. That might not be good."
"Huh? Why? Because he's half-blood?"
"No, no. But his ancestry, you see. It's all wrong."
Ginny gasped and covered her mouth. "Luna! You're not… you're not opposed to it because he's black, are you?!"
Luna looked off at a spot five inches to the left of Ginny's shoulder.
"I think he's more wenge or dark chocolate brown. But no. It's because he's from a long line…" Luna's voice dropped, grave. "Of West Ham football hooligans."
Ginny blinked.
"…Eh?"
"Football hooligans. If their team loses, they burn down the city and riot. If their team wins, they burn down the city and riot—but more cheerfully. They'll consort with dark forces called FIFA to rig games and riot anyway. It's in his blood, Ginny. You date him, you'll turn into one too and hijack a double-decker bus and end up in…" She shuddered. "Luton."
Ginny stared, then giggled, the sound wet but genuine. She wrapped her arms around the smaller girl. "Thank you, Luna. You always know what to say to cheer me up."
Luna sighed and hugged her back. "Very well. But bring me back a tire to burn when you two become the Hooligan King and Queen."
"I will!"
Ron looks at Hermione " nothing about language?"
With my love of reaction fics i wonder how James lily and everyone during their school years would take this. Other than the standard for most fanon James "what she is a snake". I believe he would be very happy for Harry and thankful to Sirius.
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As a bonus they could kill a lot of rat and rat like creatures.