Biigoh

Sometimes, you read these web novels and feel like "will of the world" or "heaven's will" or whatever is a stupid narrative concept and plot device and idea in general, and then you have shit like type moon that just keeps on using it over and over again

I encountered a Chinese web novel, where the protagonist says the words "hug your thighs" and some characters in other worlds didn't understand the meaning of this Chinese idiom. I am surprised and awed by the thought that went into this shitty story!

For all that Chinese web novels are shitty shitty trash garbage writing, I kind of hate the commenters who complain about the "Chineseness" of xianxia stories more, like sis, come on, this is a Chinese writer writing a Chinese genre based on Chinese folk culture, and you hate this, it's like wanting to see American stuff and hating fat people

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It's weird that Enel developed his Observation Haki to an extreme that can cover an entire region of multiple islands through just base ability of his Devil Fruit's control of magnetic force through electricity, where as Kizaru couldn't even do something similar with his Devil Fruit and through light particle waves, despite developing his Devil Fruit more to the point of Awakening and being innately stronger

Stuck in a battle royale with people like Tohno Shiki...

"I, an isekaied Biigoh, went to another world and gained a sign in system, but it keeps making me go to weird places to sign in."

They call "minotaurs"/"tauren" the people who get cucked and like it because in Chinese it is "牛头人", pronounced "Niu Tou Ren", which you can obviously see can be abbreviated as "NTR". Also because cows eat grass, and the color of grass is green, and having green on your head or wearing a green hat is innuendo for being cuckolded.

To any omnipotent being that is listening, I'm willing to trade ten years of Biigoh's life for superpowers!

tfw tanukis are too good at tanuki'ing so theyre illegal to own in my country T.T

"I am a Reincarnated Biigoh who gained an Anywhere Door that can connect to different dimensions, but I just want to stay home and read shitty fanfics."

"The little lady who is pole dancing inside is really so pitiful, she doesn't even have clothes to wear, and she has to dance so hard…"

Hate those blah blah dragon kingdom blah blah sakura kingdom blah blah lighthouse country blah blah ancient mysterious east blah blah yellow monkey blah blah evil capitalist blah blah

When your mom, aunt, cousin, nieces, big sister, little sisters, twin sister, daughter-from-the-future, sisters-in-law, alternate-female-self-from-another-dimension are all incestuous yandere end boss big bad final evils

There's a strange meme going around here, where they have this little bear dancing to one line from a Black Eyed Peas song but voiced by an AI that sounds like Sun Wukong from the old Journey to the West TV show, while they dance to it

In China, they call him Spider-Bully

Hm... if it was a "protagonist gold finger plundering" system in shonen, then would it take Naruto's Asura Chakra? Half of the Kyuubi inside him? Uzumaki bloodline? If it was Ichigo, it'd probably just be his freakish three-part hybrid bloodline, probably. Though, with Luffy it's more vague. Some kind of destiny?

biigoh... baka, aho, debu, busu, hage, kuzu, kimoi, saitei, sine!

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peko

https://youtu.be/9zwwDS2DcF4

The reason why ninja teams are in a composition of two boys and one girl is so that when one guy dies on a mission, his friend can take care of his wife for him

tanu tanu dum dum

Many Ai chat models nowdays ban smut but leave the term "food porn" alone, resulting in a lifehack when you can litterally cause an all out lesbain orgy in Chaldea by giving a group of FGO characters a very tasty looking hot potato.

If you think about it, Akira Toriyama just copied 笑傲江湖 when doing the character for Goku

IKEA's Chinese name is 宜家, which is also literally "the proper home", but it also means "the house that is right (for marrying into)".

succumate

"After all, turning Naruto into Naruko is only something the best scientist in the world, Miss Orochimaru, can do."

Ancestral Tanuki

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