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but why is Regirock's nickname "Rock Toilet"

lol this pokemon story

Domineering Eldest Sister Eevee is kinda normal, even though she has a simulation system plus arceus-ability

but then there's a Kedabra with a Maito Gai template and can't use any psychic type moves, a Magikarp who ate a Devil Fruit Fish-Fish, Model: Seiryu and can't swim... a sister Ralts who sleeps with their owner...

Finally found a Chinese fanfic of Cyberpunk that actually has the time line set right, with David dying in 2076, Lucy joining the squad at 2074, etc... you know, instead of everything happening in 2077

Wow, the 'end of the world' genre sure is popular around here

What ever happened to Running Man?

So 'mandopop' can be mandarin pop or maybe mandalorian pop

It seems like while 'ochinchin' hasn't changed, in Chinese, 'jiji' is too vulgar and there's people saying 'kunkun' these days too

If you could only travel to different anime worlds, how would you become a universe-creating level entity?

Biigoh is emergency food.

Paimon is emergency food.

Therefore.

Biigoh is a Paimon.

For some reason Adidas used "NMD" for 'nomad' for their urban fashion stuff, but "NMD" in China is 你妈的... you know, short for, well, 'fuck your mom', so uh, well, hm

so anyway, 天上地下唯我独尊

It's weird; in English, it's "Hmph!", but in Chinese, it becomes "Heng!"

"The protagonist is the most handsome in the world, and almost as handsome as my reader audience" is such a meme and used in every shuangwen I hate it

Yes.

Sanctimonious Tanuki on Biigoh, Biigohs You Just Gave Up On, Tanuki Rant Thread, God damn it Biigoh, Silly Shenanigans on Biigoh, Biigohs You Never Bothered With, Would you bang the tanuki above you?

Also why is it that Dumbledore's random words at the welcome dinner so weird when translated; in Chinese, it is "Sucker, Cry, Residue, Wring!"...?

Lmao this Harry Potter story with the werewolves scared of getting rabies from the protagonist; the protagonist, rather than revealing Scabbers, used a sleep spell on him and then talked Ron into castrating the rat "for his health"

In the Chinese translation, Scabber's name is basically "Spot", but the thing is, in Chinese translation, Uchiha Madara's name is also "Spot", so if you think about it, Peter Pettigrew is reincarnated as Uchiha Madara

I think it'd be very fun to be the teasing oneesan type interacting with up and coming male protagonists, and not giving them any chance in the way, like, you know, not even seeing them as "male", or, well, you know what I mean lmao that's fucking hilarious

It feels like they always open with a good first chapter and then never good after. Like this Harry Potter one where two British werewolves ask if they'll get rabies from biting the protagonist

So apparently in "Return of the God of War" trope, the 'God of War' prototype is actually not the 'War Wolf' guy, he's just built to it in those movies, actually, the origin is a Jackie Chan film

so I was dating a girl from Japan the other day, and we were gonna get some sunflower seeds, and she's like, isn't this what monkeys eat, because you know, in Japan, monkeys soak hot springs and eat sunflower seeds, while in China, monkeys make fruit wine and harass tourists, so anyway, it feels like only here do people, you know, eat them like that, but well

Okay, so here's my question, if she gets bit by Alucard, and then goes to Gantz universe, and then "dies", but has more souls inside of her, and the Black Balls choose her, is that the original her coming out the other end of the teleporter? Or is this one of those background unspoken mechanics that is up to the author?

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haha stupid humans haha courting death haha

Hi, I need help. I just deleted two chapters I THOUGHt I already backed up, but didn't. Is it too late to save them?

Apparently, there's this term for some girls, "扶弟魔", like "伏地魔" (Voldemort) phonetically, but you know, it means "younger brother helping demoness", basically, in China, because people still pay dowries as common societal practice, some girls demand as part of their dowry to be paying for their younger brothers' dowry or buying them a house or something; helping their "birth family" to the point of abuse on SO

Obey honza! Ben tanuki is the strongest!

Looks like Little Biigoh's Little Brain gained a new wrinkle or two

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