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Tikitau

Definitely Not A Pattern Spider, Male, 34, from Places

Samurai Witcher Geralt. I had no idea I needed this in my life. https://youtu.be/ryKsTMqxgRk Jun 28, 2018

Tikitau was last seen:: Aug 8, 2019

1. Tikitau
  Samurai Witcher Geralt. I had no idea I needed this in my life. https://youtu.be/ryKsTMqxgRk
  
  Jun 28, 2018
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2. Tikitau
  Huh. *reads latest Girl Genius* Queen Albia does NOT wear underwear, apparently. My word. http://girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php#.WvhVU4gvzcs
  
  May 13, 2018
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    Nay, those are the most mortal panties of all. The very definition of mortality!
    It's shimapan and such. Immortal icons of the panty world that move the imagination.
    
    Jun 26, 2018
    
    Valette-Serafina likes this.
  4. Biigoh
    Granny Panties are best and oldest of all panties
    
    Jun 26, 2018
  5. Sirrocco
    link for more current reference. http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20180511#.W4iF8J0pDCI - it looks to me like she's wearing some sort of tights. The legs are not at all the same color as the exposed skin on her arms. Girl Genius does push some things... but it doesn't push them quite *that* far.
    
    Aug 31, 2018
3. Tikitau
  Addictive. S.T.A.R.S versus the Forces of (Resident) Evil. https://youtu.be/1gVtbjxiHyw
  
  Apr 6, 2018
4. Tikitau
  ...Neat, the QQ MOTD has gone Yandere-chan on us.
  
  Apr 1, 2018
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  2. ReinZero
    Well crap. Better break out the Yanderes.
    
    Apr 1, 2018
    
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5. Tikitau
  I can't decide...is it classier to curse my allergies out Captain Ahab style, or to shake my fist at them and do a good ol' Kirk-style yell?
  
  Mar 17, 2018
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  2. molemole
    Always Ahab. Wooden legs and harpoons ftw. Kirk is a pansy compared to him.
    
    Mar 17, 2018
    
    Valette-Serafina, Tikitau, Imabot and 1 other person like this.
  3. Imabot
    Ahab is class. Kirk is ham.
    
    Mar 17, 2018
    
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  4. Tikitau
    ...Now I'm hungry. ;_;
    
    Mar 17, 2018
    
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6. Tikitau
  Thunderbolt Fantasy: Sword of Life & Death was really good. Why is a show about PUPPETS so freaking amazing!?
  
  Mar 3, 2018
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7. Tikitau
  snrk. https://www.chapelcomic.com/66/
  
  Jan 21, 2018
8. MissileTeatime
  As of this posting, your avatar is exactly what I would expect a spider-type Rahi from Ko-Metru to look like.
  
  Jan 12, 2018
  2. Tikitau
    Indeed!
    (...i have no idea what that is or about that setting.)
    ((I am not a Pattern Spider.))
    
    Jan 12, 2018
9. Tikitau
  Endless Space 2 is free-to-play this weekend. Neat!
  
  Nov 18, 2017
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10. Tikitau
  *Salute* So long, Hugh Hefner, and thanks for all the boobs.
  
  Sep 28, 2017
  1. Lazurman, EternitynChaos, Bloodshifter and 1 other person like this.
11. Tikitau
  I! STILL! FUNCTION!
  
  Sep 21, 2017
  1. TannimFodder, Valette-Serafina, serapheus and 1 other person like this.
  2. Tikitau
    Internet is BACK ONLINE!
    
    Sep 21, 2017
    
    TannimFodder likes this.
  3. Generic_Generica
    (Starts clapping)
    
    Yay!
    
    Sep 21, 2017
  4. ZurigaSungama
    Wanna bet? *tosses Starscream out of an airlock*
    ...Wait.
    
    Sep 21, 2017
12. Tikitau
  Managed to get Part 15b of Blood & Honor out and posted. Back to quasi-hiatus.
  
  Sep 8, 2017
13. Tikitau
  On quasi-hiatus until I have my normal interwebs back. May try to get an update out now and then, but phone tether is a placebo for interweb
  
  Sep 3, 2017
  2. Tikitau
    IE, it works, but it's not as good as the real thing, and it's much harder to hunt down properly smutty NSFW pictures when your only reliable internet is at, y'know...work.
    
    Sep 3, 2017
14. Tikitau
  Still fine. My area is slowly grinding back to normal.
  
  Aug 31, 2017
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  2. ZurigaSungama
    Your "area" is grinding? That sounds serious. You should see a doctor. :P
    
    Aug 31, 2017
  3. Tikitau
    If I were a pattern spider, WHICH I AM CERTAINLY NOT, I would bite your fate strand into being a duck for that. :| *clicks mandibles*
    
    Sep 1, 2017
    
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15. Tikitau
  Score one for hotspot tethering. I'm back on the proper internet browser from my home PC!
  
  Aug 28, 2017
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16. Tikitau
  Street is drained (for the moment, Invisible Rabbit may come back for round 2) and the office is high and dry...and has full internet! <3
  
  Aug 28, 2017
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  3. Tikitau
    Eh, trying to keep my morale up. Is either optimisim or driving myself insane with anxiety
    
    Aug 28, 2017
  4. Daniel K. English
    I see. Well, maybe you can purchase a bunch of rubber ducks, then tie them all to strings so that, in the case your place ends up flooding, you can pull them around behind you? It'll cheer up the children, at least.
    
    Aug 28, 2017
  5. Tikitau
    Heh. Quack quack.
    
    Aug 28, 2017
17. Tikitau
  Bluh. Bracing for storms. Again. Do not like!
  
  Aug 24, 2017
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  2. Daniel K. English
    Texas? If so, please stay safe!
    
    Aug 24, 2017
    
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18. Tikitau
  'Warning: Skaven trailer contains flashing lights'. No doy, it's SKAVEN! :P (There is a Wheel. OF DOOM. Happy~ Happy~ Doom Doom~)
  
  Aug 17, 2017
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  2. GhostKaiju
    >Hellpit Abomination arrives
    
    EEEEEEEEEEEEE! My only complaint, from their leaked Campaign Intro, is that the Skaven sound too guttural, like Goblins or Orcs. They're Skaven, make them squeaky, damnit!
    
    Aug 17, 2017
  3. Tikitau
    OBVIOUSLY your PRIMITIVE MANTHING ears are too WEAKWEAK to properly comprehend the MAJESTIC TONES of a Skaven's Talk-Speaking, Manthingthing!
    
    Aug 17, 2017
    
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19. Tikitau
  Oh grand. TVTropes has a 'begging' banner on their website now about AdBlock Plus. Well, if the ads weren't obnoxious, I wouldn't block 'em!
  
  Aug 16, 2017
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  3. Tikitau
    Oh, how nice. Popup doesn't run on my ad bloc running phone. Back to browsing!
    
    Aug 16, 2017
    
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  4. magic9mushroom
    Oh, Plotvitalnpc, there's a setting in NoScript that makes it reload only the current page when you allow stuff. That way you won't be loading all the ads on your other tabs when you temp-allow for sites that force you to allow ads. Of course, you'd have to revoke temps before continuing to browse other sites, but it's a slight improvement.
    
    Aug 27, 2017
    
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  5. Plotvitalnpc
    Well, for now I've found the specific things that TVtropes considers as constituting 'whether or not ads are blocked'.
    And in the process, I haven't actually enabled any ads.
    
    Aug 27, 2017
20. Tikitau
  Writing WarHamsFantasy is hard when I can't stop humming the new Ducktales themesong. Woo-oo!~
  
  Aug 15, 2017
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21. Tikitau
  Well, now I'm a sads. Tried For Honor. Got excited. Got into the game. ...Realized I kinda hate it now that the Closed Beta feel wore off...
  
  Aug 12, 2017
  2. Valette-Serafina
    You could actually play matches without being kicked out of the game?
    
    Aug 12, 2017
22. Tikitau
  Oh phew. After the server burp earlier, I was afraid I'd lost votes or data or posts. Is all good, though!
  
  Aug 7, 2017
23. Tikitau
  Getting slammed at work. Update speed sporadic.
  
  Aug 1, 2017
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  3. Tikitau
    Gits, the lot of ya. *headshake*
    
    Aug 1, 2017
    
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  4. EternitynChaos
    good luck with that, hope things calm down for you IRL sooner rather then later
    
    Aug 2, 2017
    
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  5. Tikitau
    Meh, it's not too bad, honestly, I just got shoved behind schedule for Friday, Sat, and Sunday and been playing catch-up, and the person I'm #2 assistant for has #1 assistant out sick this week, so a little busier than normal.
    
    Aug 2, 2017
    
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24. Tikitau
  Praise unto Truck-Sama, Benevolent Sender of People to Parallel Worlds! Do Not Trust Driver-San, for He Is Malicious!
  
  Jul 18, 2017
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  2. ```
  Blessed be his vulcanized appendages.
  
  Aug 1, 2017
  
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  3. Tikitau
    Behokd the incandescent glory of his headlights!
    
    Aug 1, 2017
25. Tikitau
  What is up with 'Not too sore, are you?' as titles? o.o Is it a pun in japanese? I totes have missed it if so.
  
  Jul 18, 2017
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  3. pepperjack
    They make more sense in sequence. The default titles are a series of euphemisms, beginning with virginity jokes when your post count is very low and progressing from there.
    
    Jul 18, 2017
    
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  4. Tikitau
    ...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    
    I had no idea. Since I couldn't help but change mine to 'I Like Big Guns, I Cannot Lie'. xD
    
    Jul 18, 2017
    
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  5. pepperjack
    Mine's been "A Variety of Cheese" since long before the current scheme was implemented; I've just gradually gathered what they were doing with it as I noticed patterns in the titles of newer members.
    
    Jul 18, 2017
    
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26. Tikitau
  'When you return to your unobservable but empirically determined dimension of origin...TELL THEM CARL SAGAN SENT YOU!' Heeheehee.
  
  Jul 6, 2017
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  2. CptTagon
    Atomic Robo is a funny series. Doctor Dinosaur is my favorite character.
    
    Jul 6, 2017
    
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27. serapheus
  After binge rereading the quest, I have to admit that a small part of why I really~ want GATE: TtDFt to return, is the possible ressurection of the Remorseless Omake Engine and it's masses of fluff. ^_^
  
  Mar 23, 2017
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  2. serapheus
    Made an error there.
    
    NOT just a small part. The bunneh moments from the R.O.E. are very good for ones mental health. -sage nod-
    
    Jun 25, 2017
    
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28. Tikitau
  Can I recommend Thunderbolt Fantasy if you haven't watched it? Cause it's -really damn good-. Gen Urobuchi with swords and -puppets-!
  
  Oct 1, 2016
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  3. Derek58
    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-30/gen-urobuchi-thunderbolt-fantasy-puppet-series-gets-sequel/.107092
    
    Oct 1, 2016
    
    Bre Karn, Imabot and 1986ctcel like this.
  4. Bre Karn
    Yeah, it's awesomest puppet show. Makes me want to run a Xianxia/Wuxia Quest. One of the best surprises of the year with Re:Zero.
    
    Oct 1, 2016
    
    1986ctcel likes this.
  5. Bre Karn
    It makes me a little sad that the Fall Season of anime looks so dull.
    
    Oct 1, 2016
    
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29. Psyckosama
  Working on resurrecting Keeper Quest
  
  Sep 7, 2016
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  2. Tikitau
    Neat!
    
    Sep 8, 2016
30. Tikitau
  Comfy new padded office chair? Fuck yeah~
  
  Mar 27, 2016
  2. ```
  Never underestimate the qol benefits of a really comfy chair to sit in, especially when sitting a lot!
  
  May 2, 2016
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