Governor's Gambit - Star Wars SI into Imperial Governor

[EzordCyborg45]

If this is the standard for the Stormtrooper corp in the Myto sector, one has to wonder how competent the Navy personnel are going to be. With newly designed ships from the Minda shipyards reducing the amount of waste space onboard and increasing the coverage of the guns. Could be one of the most competent navies after Endor.

 

[Wratus]

Damn, what kinda of training bonuses is Las's academies giving to his PDF to impress a mandalorian?

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The Mindan PDF or Militia are trained and lead by "retired" Clone Trooper Veterans so all of them meets the standards set for troopers of the SWTOR era, while pretty much everywhere else except a few academies goes for bare minimum or core world Judicials standards which aren't bad but it ain't good either.

High chance of Moff Mola's other system having the same standards for their PDF as he probably transferred some of the Clone trainers over there.

And it's an even higher chance of our dear Moff making all the personnel in charge of the basic training in the new Academies retired Clone Troopers veterans, alongside veteran Stormtroopers for the best results when it comes to the future Myto sector armed forces.

 

[PersonablePlatypus]

A telescopic sight? On an E11? I thought those were the blaster equivalent of carbines/smgs meant more for urban combat?

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No sights I'm afraid - the stock portion of a rifle rests on the shoulder and stabilizes recoil spread… through I doubt that matters all that much with plasma casters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyhow: telescopic stocks allow for adjustment to rest the carbine comfortably instead of any way it fits. AFAIK a world of difference for something so minor in the grand scheme of the Empire.

 

[Yacov]

Opening up his personal PDA, an unmarked one, he checked HAVEN operative numbers in that subsector. They had a few, and he quickly assigned one to investigate. He didn't trust the normal Imperial investigators.

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Ah look at him, maneuvering around standard Imperial protocols. He is learning.

Thorne had been an ISB agent for nearly a decade, and he'd never had a colleague who truly cared about, well, anything that wasn't advancement. They'd capture rebels and smile at the prospect of advancement. But not at the capture of terrorists.

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Truly says a lot about the ISB and how "effective" their propaganda is at creating patriots.

But when Thorne and Darna saw the recordings of recently freed slaves, she smiled. It was a small thing, but it had been more genuine than any expression he'd ever seen on a colleague's face.

And that scared him. Because Thorne liked to think he cared. He was entirely devoted to the Empire and its Emperor, of course. It was simply that many within the system were ineffective, bumbling fools, corrupting the vision of the New Order!

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Someone: Expresses genuine emotion

ISB agent: "What is going on with your face and voice?"

But did he care? Has he ever truly cared? He didn't know, and that scared him. How could he call himself a true Imperial if he'd never cared for its people?

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Poor guy drank the kool aid while everyone else was drinking wine.

While on the train, he noticed multiple people watching the candidate videos from the night before. It helped that candidates only got to campaign on Imperial holo-sites, being given a set amount of equal time. No posters, advertisements or more. Just videos on individual topics, weekly debates, that kind of thing. If nothing else, it made choosing a candidate easier.

Finally, he made it to the voting center, and groaned in frustration. The place was packed, with lines stretching out the door. He knew the governor insisted on voting being done in person, to avoid slicers manipulating things, but that didn't mean it wasn't annoying.

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Republic politicians screech in horror at one of their greatest fears: an active and engaged voter base

Yet, in the back of his skull he knew something was wrong. He'd heard that the number of Stormtroopers was increasing galaxy wide. The propaganda said it was an 'influx of patriots!' but was it? Or were standards dropping?

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Eventually, the turrets were brought down, having killed none and only injuring a single trooper. The Arven and the others poured into the breached walls, LECA's already ahead of them, shoulder mounted blasters tearing apart all they could see.

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If anything, I am pretty sure standards for Myto Stormtroopers are improving.

 

[Hadrian.Caeser]

What does the empire do with Mandalorian iron? Also, did anyone salvage the death stars? The rare materials alone should be worth it. Do Mandalorians adopt children in their new living space? It would allow them to grow pretty fast in a decade or two.

 

[Felius]

Truly says a lot about the ISB and how "effective" their propaganda is at creating patriots.

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Being fair, it's not all that rare for those actually producing and spreading the propaganda to not actually believe in it. Easier to invent shit from whole cloth, in direct opposition to what they see and do, when they know they are being disingenuous lying sacks of shit, instead of having to engage massive rationalization, double think, and so forth.

 

[Wratus]

The Mindan PDF or Militia are trained and lead by "retired" Clone Trooper Veterans so all of them meets the standards set for troopers of the SWTOR era, while pretty much everywhere else except a few academies goes for bare minimum or core world Judicials standards which aren't bad but it ain't good either.

High chance of Moff Mola's other system having the same standards for their PDF as he probably transferred some of the Clone trainers over there.

And it's an even higher chance of our dear Moff making all the personnel in charge of the basic training in the new Academies retired Clone Troopers veterans, alongside veteran Stormtroopers for the best results when it comes to the future Myto sector armed forces.

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Now that i have had time to think about it i also hope Moff Mola get's some retired Naval and Starfighter clones to take up teaching instructor positions in his future academies as well since doing so would mean all levels of knowledge dissemination are filled with Veterans, which would make it so that the academies should be able to rival the Anaxes War College, Coruscant Royal Imperial Academy, Prefsbelt IV Imperial Naval Academy, Carida Academy, Raithal Academy, Corulag Military Academy, Imperial Academy of Mandalore and Arkanis Academy.

Plus it would be funny in the future when the strongest Imperial Remnant Warlord faction is filled with officers and elite troopers trained by what can ostensibly be called Republic nostalgics or sympathizers but true Imperial loyalists, they basically miss the Republic lack of oppressiveness but truly believe in the Imperial promise order and stability which the Myto-sector is clearly delivering thanks to Moff Mola and is slowly spreading into the rest of the oversector thanks to Mola's Imperial Guild.

 

[MinionNumberQ]

Thorne struggling with the contrast between Las' relatively equal meritocracy where the people in charge actually care somewhat, and the Empire which is increasingly showing themselves to by not as good as it says.

Plus it would be funny in the future when the strongest Imperial Remnant Warlord faction is filled with officers and elite troopers trained by what can ostensibly be called Republic nostalgics or sympathizers but true Imperial loyalists, they basically miss the Republic lack of oppressiveness but truly believe in the Imperial promise order and stability which the Myto-sector is clearly delivering thanks to Moff Mola and is slowly spreading into the rest of the oversector thanks to Mola's Imperial Guild.

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"The Empire needs to go, but the Republic wasn't much better. They're both ass."

 

[RageKnight]

And as Ritrati dragged him out of the compound, badgering him with questions, he couldn't help but feel as though his squadmates were laughing at him from behind their helmets.

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Your new nickname is now casanova or quick shot. Pick your embarrassment.

 

[Heidao]

There goes Thorne, unintentionally forming a second ISB through HAVEN. His bosses up the totem pole will just gloat that one of "their" boys had already established a proper ISB cell compared to the others, ignorantly letting a new faction grow in their umbrella.

All of the people really tasting that freedom and managed democracy. The worlds are safe, criminals and pirates are crushed as soon as possible, only living "Core World Problems" like zoning laws instead. Life is good

Congrats trooper, you just got a blue skinned, pink haired, muscled, Mando mommy. Your bunk mates will totally be jealous

 

[Kilvanya]

This is peak, and it actually got me to take the plunge and legit buy Starfield (discounted. Of course) so I can mod it with the Star Wars overhaul.

Your story is so good it actually got someone to BUY Starfield. Ruminate on that gem.

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Hey at least you get to experience it with the new space overhaul and all the QoL shit to start with

 

[AldariSiradla]

Yes, Thorne...
Doubt and see.
You have better prospects and purpose here~

 

[Felius]

Congrats trooper, you just got a blue skinned, pink haired, muscled, Mando mommy. Your bunk mates will totally be jealous

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Also tease him mercilessly about it, from multiple angles, but that's a given, and comes mostly from a place of fondness, friendship, and massive levels of envy.

 

[Freefaller]

This is peak, and it actually got me to take the plunge and legit buy Starfield (discounted. Of course) so I can mod it with the Star Wars overhaul.

Your story is so good it actually got someone to BUY Starfield. Ruminate on that gem.

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Wow. I am so sorry. Please, seek psychiatric help as soon as possible. I will pray for you in the meantime.

 

[Psychic_Duck]

Las has with his Stormtrooper Academies reforms put into motion a set of events that can only end up in him being declared by the Mandalorians as 'Mandalor the Bureaucrat'!

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KEK I want this to happen so bad, it will be hilarious, not only will our boy be Emperor but also the Mandalore, I wonder what other titles he's going to get thrust upon him? He's going to be the Settra of Star Wars.

 

[PepeDeLosPalotes]

Tftc

 

[Yacov]

Omake: Elicitor Class System Transport

Production Information

Manufacturer:

• Primitech Solutions (Subsidiary of the Guild of Commerce, Production and Protection)
• Guild affiliated primitive civilizations

Model: Elicitor Class System Transport

Type: Transport

Cost: 70,000 Credits

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Technical Specifications

Megalight per hour: 40 MGLT

Engine unit(s):

• 4 reusable and refillable rocket boosters
• retrorockets

Hyperdrive: none

Shielding: none

Power:

• Nuclear fission reactor
• 2 deployable solar collectors

Hull: Titanium Hull

Armament: 3 light flak guns

Crew: 8

Passengers: 3

Cargo Capacity: 500 tons

Life Support: equipped

Consumables: 4 months

Other systems:

• Landing claws
• Magnetically sealed beds and seats

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Usage

Availability:

• Licensed

Role:

• intrasystem transport
• Initial commercial and logistical space fleet for newly space capable civilizations

Affiliation:

• Atomic and Information level civilizations
• Museums

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Description

"Why did you build this museum piece?" - Myrthos upon seeing an Elicitor.

The Elicitor is an odd sight when exiting the hyperlanes. An archaic design stripped of commonplace comforts such as antigravity and nuclear fusion. It has nonetheless become an increasingly common sight as the workhorse for many mid-uplift worlds across the Myto sector.

Development

"Look we already have our hands full just with Vylos. It is going to take ages to uplift every single civilization we come across enough to fully integrate and utilize repulsorlift and ion engine technology. To say nothing of getting them to work on hyperdrives without outside assistance. Let's just design something the Atomics and Infos can use to get around their home system themselves in the meantime to lessen the load on the Empire and the Guild." - Myto Sector Committee on Civilization Integration discussing the logistical concerns of fulfilling their mandate.

The Myto sector, like most Outer Rim sectors, contains a wide variety of civilizations of every technology level. In the early ABYs the new sector government began a series of programs designed to standardize and bring these worlds closer in line with Imperial standards.

Unfortunately these efforts quickly ran into difficulties. Some worlds contained Fringers and colonists who while uneducated, descended from societies that contained a galactic level knowledge base. The foundation was there and enough certain terms and theories allowed those worlds to be brought up to speed quickly enough.

The real problem came with civilizations in the sector that had never even seen so much as a repulsorlift prior to the Empire's arrival. Efforts to educate these primitive populations have been slow going even with information level civilizations. Projections estimated it would take at minimum years to decades before these civilizations as a whole reached a space technology level in matters such as heavy engineering and power generation.

This has led to an increased logistical load on the sector's naval resources. Ever more Imperial Navy and Guild personnel were being dedicated to accomplish minor tasks such as flying a cargo shuttle to deliver development aid to a remote town. Attempting to raise a nascent logistics fleet for every pre-space level civilization in the sector solely composed and serviced by non-native personnel was deemed too costly by the sector government.

Faced with a problem of trying to crew ships on worlds with an undereducated population, a proposal was put forth to design a ship out of entirely atomic level technology. Such a vessel would be built using principles the native civilization could understand while utilizing millennia of incremental advancements by the wider galaxy. As a bonus, native space programs and infrastructure could be more easily converted into servicing such a vessel rather than more advanced ships. This would do nothing to help civilizations below the atomic level, but the estimated savings in ship and maintenance personnel was deemed sufficient to give the project the go ahead.

Design

"Worry not my citizens! We will no longer be completely dependent on offworlders to maintain our interplanetary empire! I give you… the Elicitor! - King Fergulon of Orzwar II addressing his citizens' complaints by presenting a new "locally built" starship.

Designing what would become the Elicitor started more as an archival study than a procurement process. Libraries, museums, and historical societies were scoured for how to build an efficient and easy to maintain pre-space level starship. People from professors and forum design theorists were called upon for information relatively freely for a ship design project, given the archaic nature of the project.

The Elicitor was constructed out of simple alloys able to be manufactured in low tech industry. Parts and components were kept as simplistic as possible for even the electronics and computers. The lack of advanced technologies left the Elicitor without otherwise standard safety features such as a shield generator and artificial gravity. To ensure the capability of reliable atmospheric entry and exit, the hull was strengthened as best as the design specifications could allow. All these choices resulted in a vessel that could be maintained and even manufactured entirely in primitive planetside facilities with some instruction and supervision. Although it is significantly easier and faster to build an Elicitor in modern space shipyards, it was hard to secure priority in those places for such an archaic design.

The Hardcell-class interstellar transport proved invaluable for providing a modern example of how to use rocket thrusters as the main propulsion system. The Elicitor's thrusters were made to be as easily reused and refilled as possible so that even primitive starport facilities should be able to do it. The chemical makeup of the fuel mixture was kept to what could be commonly sourced or easily synthesized from most planets. High capacity collector coils were installed to keep the hazardous emissions to a minimum.

A lack of artificially generated gravity led to some additions to compensate. The Elicitor was advised to maintain a constant thrust to simulate a gravitational pull. Should that not be possible the crew's beds and seats came with heavy duty straps and could be made magnetic to secure their forms should the speed of the ship fluctuate. Ensuring a capability of rest, if not comfort. Sentients who have slept aboard an Elicitor described the experience as "trying to fall asleep with a heavy weighted blanket after a full sprint".

Power generation utilized similarly outdated methods in the form of a nuclear fission reactor. Emphasis was placed on reliability and ruggedness given the nature of the component. The reactor is contained in a separate room that contains an ejection system in case of an emergency. Two solar collectors can be deployed to provide minimal power until rescue in case of reactor ejection. Maintenance is heavily encouraged to be conducted only at a planetside facility and with properly licensed personnel present.

For armaments an Elicitor had three simplistic light flak guns manually controlled individually from its respective weapons station. These weapons were simpler to produce and their ammunition was made of common metal alloys and chemical propellants. They were mostly intended for destroying minor obstacles like small asteroids and mynocks. Magazine size and ammo storage were kept intentionally small to reduce incentive to use Elicitors as combat vessels. If forced into an engagement, a standard Elicitor could last one, maybe two quick fights before running out of ammo.

Reception

"Please note, attaching missile launchers of any kind will invalidate the warranty on your Elicitor. The ship is not designed to fire intercontinental ballistic missiles meant for planetside use." - Line in the official Elicitor owner's manual.

A majority of the Elicitor's sales were predictably among "developing" planetary governments around the Myto sector with rudimentary spaceflight capabilities. Most would frustratingly admit the Elicitor was better than their native designs in both refinement and capability. Adoption became more enthusiastic once the Empire announced development aid would be put towards the creation of "Atavist Logistics Fleets" that replaced their native designs with the Elicitor. Once registered, these local logistics fleets and their maintenance facilities were subsidized by the sector government as long as they took contracts supporting the interplanetary logistics of local governments and passed periodic inspections.

Users of the Elicitor found it to be about as agile as a rock. The lack of antigravity was a detriment to crew comfort to say the least. Constant thrust mitigated the stresses on the crew, but also tended to force travel routes to go in straight lines and be difficult to alter. Trips were often kept to neighboring planets and their moons. Cargo capacity was sufficient for supplying outposts and small colonies, which tended to be the limit most Information level civilizations were capable of.

Combat wise the Elicitor could fight in a battle and theoretically have a chance of scoring a kill against a more modern civilian ship. It certainly won't be standing up to proper capital ships, but expand the ammo stores, add a rack of dumb fire missiles, and it could frighten off a few starfighters or a civilian freighter with some luck. However any combat focused modifications were heavily discouraged by Imperial authorities who encouraged reliance on Imperial and Guild protection while keeping the Elicitor's focus on the development of the owner's civilization. This only discouraged the practice, it did not halt it completely.

Conclusion

"That was the least comfortable flight I have ever had, and you guys do this on the regular?" - Guild observer sent evaluate the performance of an Elicitor's native crew.

Some would deride the Elicitor as an outdated design built to pander to primitives unworthy of the wider galaxy's time. Yet for those civilizations not caught up with the rest of the galaxy, the Elicitor is often their first real foray into reliable space travel. Not a nail biting attempt with flimsy cabins, tape, and a prayer, but something that can turn the fantastical miracle into mundane routine. The ability to travel between world under their own power and not as a passenger or cargo. A crucial step to breaking these sentients out of their shells and on the way to becoming true galactic citizens.

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The Elicitor was a challenge for myself to design something a "primitive" civilization could produce and field in Star Wars. Before they figure out the more fantastical technologies like on demand artificial gravity, blasters, and shield generators. I wanted to make something you could give to space programs on Earth in the 1980s and generally have them understand how it works. The result was not too terrible by my standards in terms of performance.

It is mostly assumed that civilizations either know or can purchase these highly complex technologies ready to use. However I imagine actually attempting to fully bring your civilization into the Space tech level and implementing those technologies into your society could get a bit more complicated. So the Elicitor is a stopgap that they didn't have to rely on offworld specialists every time a screw needed to be tightened, which would be useful while the civilization plays catchup on the tech tree.

Crossposted on SB and SV

 

[Deathwings]

It is mostly assumed that civilizations either know or can purchase these highly complex technologies ready to use. However I imagine actually attempting to fully bring your civilization into the Space tech level and implementing those technologies into your society could get a bit more complicated. So the Elicitor is a stopgap that they didn't have to rely on offworld specialists every time a screw needed to be tightened, which would be useful while the civilization plays catchup on the tech tree.

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A problem compounded by the fact that The Power That Be, be it the Corpoes or the Core, are usually keen to keep such planets as ignorant as possible to make exploiting them all the easier.

 

[zack1224]

Thanks for the chapter

 

[Freefaller]

Chp-104

Marv Delinian
Myto Sector
Ugea Orbit

When the shuttle had flown into the hangar of a Golan-II battlestation, Marv had felt quite good about his decision.

Golans weren't the cheapest battlestation around, and if Moff Mola could afford one, it spoke well of his economic situation.

That feeling slowly morphed into confusion as he was led to the Moffs office. Instead of being led upwards into the main command spire of the station, he was led downwards. Through bland white hallways and multiple checkpoints.

Eventually, he was shown to the Moffs office. What awaited him was surprising, to say the least.

The first observation he made was the size. It was at best a third the size of his own office.

The second observation was its decoration. Or lack thereof. While his office had some of his favorite artwork adorning its walls, a nice plush rug, and various other amenities he'd brought from home, this office was stark in its lack of, well, anything. Behind the desk sat a strange fluffy contraption, clearly a toy for the large lizard pet that lay on it, and on the desk was a machine not unlike the one he used to make caf in the morning, but that was it.

All in all, it was a stark place. Brutal in its efficiency. And the feeling of pride returned once more, as Marv was now certain he had made the right choice.

What Moff would ever stoop so low as to work out of an undecorated office? Certainly none he'd ever heard off, unless they were constantly on the move. No, this was indicative of Moff Mola's sheer dedication to his work!

"Ah, Moff Marv. Please, take a seat. We have much to discuss." Said the fellow Moff, gesturing to the seat before him.

Marv quickly sat, understanding implicitly from years of political intrigue that despite technically being of the same rank, Moff Mola was leagues above him in the political and economic sense.

"So, your message spoke about wishing to expand the Guild into your sector?" Spoke Mola, his eyes seeming to bore into his soul.

Marv stopped himself from gulping in anxiety, knowing this was his chance! His one shot at ensuring he could live his lazy life!

"Correct, Moff Mola. The Braxant sector which I have been so graciously given command of is wracked by poverty and economic insecurity. The only problem it doesn't seem to have is an overt piracy problem, a consequence of my predecessor's obsession with ensuring he commanded as much military might as possible."

Here, Marv paused to take a small breath, examining the Moffs expression. Nothing. Not a twitch. A perfect sabacc face.

"The Guild has shown itself to be an incredible organization that could do great things. My sector is in dire need of economic reform, and I believe the Guild could be just the thing to bring that reform. Of course, details would need to be ironed out over time, but I am of the belief that it would be beneficial to both our sectors for the Guild to expand."

With his speech over, he waited anxiously for the response.

"An expansion of the Guild was never something I had ever planned on doing."

Anxiety spiked in his heart, he could already feel the cold sweat forming on his brow.

"However, I cannot deny the potential such an expansion would bring."

And the anxiety was gone. Over the course of the next hour, it was replaced by sheer boredom.

Because the next hour was spent going over details. With the initial plea successful, now he had to actually hammer out an agreement. Marv had known this, had even steeled himself for it, but it didn't make it a good situation either,

Especially since he still had to work! The Moff had insisted that instead of just expanding, Braxant made its own Guild with Myto's support. That way, it would seem like an alliance instead of one sector gaining power over another.

Except, that's not what he wanted! But he wasn't about to refute the decidedly logical plan put before him, even though it was clear he would have to do a great deal of work regardless of his wishes.

When Marv finally walked out of that office, he did so swearing that he would find a way to offload his work without consequence, no matter what!

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Las

As Moff Delinian left my office, I leaned back in my chair, stared at the ceiling, and cursed Governor-General Hiral's name.

That absolute wanker had given me a call and told me to 'take care' of the new Moff, because he was the son of one of his biggest Mid-Rim supporters. What was I to say, no? As much as I hate it, the Governor-Generals patronship is a shield that has kept me and the Myto Sector safe from the usual oversector politicking. Not entirely, of course, but it meant more overt or obvious ploys weren't used as often.

And I wasn't going to risk that just to avoid helping a new Moff, even if it led to the expansion of the Guild, and therefore the amount of attention on me.

Thankfully, I was able to steer the conversation towards the Braxant sector instead founding its own local Guild and allying with my Guild. Then, through trade and information/personnel sharing, this new, legally distinct Guild would be brought up to par.

More importantly, since it's not my Guild or my sector, any fuckups would be entirely on Moff Delinian and not me. There was no way this could possibly backfire!

Disbelief

"Don't give me that, when have I ever been wrong about anything?"

As a deluge of memories start pouring in through the force bond, I refuse to bend.

"First of all, none of those ever happened, you're just crazy. Second of all, I am a paragon of truth, a monolith of objective reality. As such, I am always right!"

Exasperation

Eh, the space lizard-cat just doesn't get it. She lacks the groove.

Like the pirates. They lack a groove. They have so little groove, its getting on my fucking nerves.

Because they keep coming. Admittedly, it's not like I expected them to stop, given the academies are still in the process of being built. But that didn't make it less annoying.

Thankfully, some new information had been learned. Many, and by many I mean most of the pirates seem to be from out of sector. Not just the neighboring sectors, but beyond that as well. On one hand, that's not super surprising, given the speed of hyperdrives and how common space travel was.

On the other hand, people tended towards settling down in a relatively small region of space. Sure, some immigrated for work, but most worked either on their home planet, or within their home sector.

Pirates tended to stay local, where they knew the region, had connections at shadowports and more, these weren't. Something or someone was driving them out.

More than that, something was getting them to try and set up bases. Unacceptable.

Thankfully, Darna and Thorne were already sending WEB agents out into neighboring sectors to find these other shadow ports and infiltrate them. Governor Murr was useful for in-sector info, and not much else.

At least that info was being put to good use. The Mandalorian clans kept growing as more and more showed up in the sector with each passing day, and they all had plenty of work.

So, I'd started offering better contracts. Not with the Guild, but directly with the local Imperial Government.

These contracts were much longer term, to the tune of 5 years, but with triple if not quadruple the amount of quarterly pay for the clan at large. Not to mention, positions as trainers at the new academies that came with generous paychecks.

Of course, that wasn't all. Those who signed on got fairly sized land grants on multiple planets across the sector, usually right next to capital cities, such as Accordia. The idea was that such land would allow them to store their supplies, set up camp and settle in for a long contract.

The sneakier idea was that by settling them so close to cities, they would intermingle with the locals and come to call the sector home.

Did I want the crazy warrior culture in my sector? Not really, no. But so long as they didn't start more crusades, and only hunted pirates, I was willing to integrate them

Of course, that meant dealing with their bloodthirsty requests.

No, you cannot have melee-only LECA's! Or battleships! Or battleships that drop melee-only LECA's from orbit!

Just the idea makes me reach for another cup of coco.

Excess

"Oh I dare you to call me fat to my face!"

ExcessGluttony

"Ok COME HERE-"

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Yo. Writing then with what I'm 70% certain is a sprained finger. Cause I kept spam clicking my mouse in Crimson desert before finding out you can just hold the attack button for the full attack chain.

Also, bashed my hand into my desk a few times. Games great but some of these bosses make me want to call the Emperor a wrinkly anus to his face and see what happens.

Eh, its mostly a skill issue tho, so what can you do.

Regardless, decided to toss another one out there because I miss seeing comments, they give me dopamine. And a part of me is worried that I only write for attention and not because it's my passion, and its why I don't ever apply myself to anything.

I don't listen to that part of me, its depressing. I listen to the part of me that tells me to shove an entire apple fritter into my pie hole on the drive home.

I like that part of me.

Eat apple fritters, they also keep doctors away.
-Freefaller

 

[RageKnight]

Cause I kept spam clicking my mouse in Crimson desert before finding out you can just hold the attack button for the full attack chain.

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fucking hate when games don't tell you that. Like bruh. you done stole 400 clicks of life from my mouse.

 

[FauxFire]

Surprised they didn't ask for Battleship-sized LECAs.

 

[AldariSiradla]

Las basically met himself in the form of Marv.
And he didn't even realize it!
"I just want a cushy life, Force dammit!"

 

[Demonianism]

If macross style mechs come to the Corusca galaxy it will be because of Mandalorians.

 

[readsalot]

Yo. Writing then with what I'm 70% certain is a sprained finger. Cause I kept spam clicking my mouse in Crimson desert before finding out you can just hold the attack button for the full attack chain.

Also, bashed my hand into my desk a few times. Games great but some of these bosses make me want to call the Emperor a wrinkly anus to his face and see what happens.

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Ahh I had the same issues, get some ice, some pain killers, drink some water, and your good to go
As for the Boss's….heh git gud

Regardless, decided to toss another one out there because I miss seeing comments, they give me dopamine

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Enjoy the dopamine Author San.

Of course, that meant dealing with their bloodthirsty requests.

No, you cannot have melee-only LECA's! Or battleships! Or battleships that drop melee-only LECA's from orbit!

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…… those ideas sound amazing, Las you must implement them, those Mandos have brilliant ideas.
Just like how if a mandalorian basilisk war droid combines with a hyperspace transport ring would be awesome to have.

 

[Yacov]

Golans weren't the cheapest battlestation around, and if Moff Mola could afford one, it spoke well of his economic situation.

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Battle stations are the true indicator of wealth, just look at the Emperor.

When Marv finally walked out of that office, he did so swearing that he would find a way to offload his work without consequence, no matter what!

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Don't worry, I am sure Darna's underlings are more than willing to take whatever power you give them.

More than that, something was getting them to try and set up bases. Unacceptable.

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How bad are the other sectors that Myto seems like a good place to go raiding?

Of course, that wasn't all. Those who signed on got fairly sized land grants on multiple planets across the sector, usually right next to capital cities, such as Accordia. The idea was that such land would allow them to store their supplies, set up camp and settle in for a long contract.

The sneakier idea was that by settling them so close to cities, they would intermingle with the locals and come to call the sector home.

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"I can't stand those bloodthirsty maniacs coming from across the galaxy. Let's settle another group of bloodthirsty maniacs to combat them."

 

[Profilozof]

MacGuffin is a gift that keeps on giving

 

[Venerable Ro]

No, you cannot have melee-only LECA's! Or battleships! Or battleships that drop melee-only LECA's from orbit!

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Aw, don't be like that mate, the mandos just miss their basalisks.

 

[MrInfinity]

No, you cannot have melee-only LECA's! Or battleships! Or battleships that drop melee-only LECA's from orbit!

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Mandalorians: But Mom Moff...!
Las: NO melee-only Mechs until you finish all your paperwork and promise not to start Crusades!

 

[ThedudeManBro]

The pet is getting too uppity lately... Snuffles should do something about that.