With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Fourteen)

I'm not sure that he would. Vehicons aren't all that bright -I think we only see them talk once, and that was to backchat crazy-mode Ratchet- and it probably wouldn't occur to someone like Megatron that it could even be an issue.

The problem there is that 1) there isn't an economy and 2) Transformers have been at war for so long that there's no market anyway.

 

"An instructional guide on how to make things work with a giant robot gf" is amazing. And hey, maybe Knockout wi get Ideas.

And hey, Jack wants to date a robot who tends to be painted the color of energon- which uh. With the blood analogy that might be interesting

 

Really the big thing is that the world has been increasing the denominator so quickly. More porn exists on the internet now than ever before, but even more other stuff does as well. I expect the porn won't stop growing but new flavors of other stuff will keep coming into existence and only so many of them will have reasonable ways to combine with porn.

 

Knockout reaction was on point. This is the Decepticon that sneaks out of the base to go attend demolition derbies and watch movies at the drive-in. He's always protesting a little too much about getting dirty too.

 

Poor Knock Out, the Autobots must have assigned him to carry Paul and Jack as a form of punishment for being a Decepticon knowing how the conversation was going to go. And while he will probably never admit it, he seems to be a little interested in what they are saying. This alternate universe is great.

 

That sign can't stop me because I can't read.

 

Best part is I heard Knockout's voice in the Knockout parts.

This too.

How long is a corn?

Did he turn evil or something?

 

Megatron: Soundwave, have you finished reviewing the cultural databases of this small organic species? We will need to understand them to better deal with any problems they may bring us.

...

When no answer came, Megatron became tense.

Soundwave was one of his most loyal and competent underlings, so if he did not respond to him then there was a small chance that he may have been harmed by infiltrators.

Preparing himself for battle, Megatron slowly surveyed Soundwave's empty quarters.

He was relieved when he noticed Soundwave was simply behind a column and unharmed, but he still seemed distressed.

He was sitting on the floor with both of his hands clutched around his knees and slowly shaking.

Megatron carefully approached him.

Megatron: Soundwave, what has happened? Why are you in this state.

Soundwave slowly looked up to him and his blank face lit up showing various events and activities from Earth.

Megatron: Is this your analysis of human cultural activities? Why would this distress you?

Then the image settled on some recording.

Megatron: It appears to be two women with a cup. Why would this distre-? Wait...what are...? No! What is this?! What are they doing?!

 

So here's a question...

Why doesn't he just suggest the two bots upgrade themselves with a cybertronian tech fleshlight?

 

Do they even have tongues, though?

 

About six inches.

Amusing, but it probably wouldn't disturb them, as they don't really have a reference point for excrement.

Given how thick their lips are and considering the length of the average penis, it probably doesn't matter.

 

You know that's autocorrect to blame.
How long is a Vorn.

If he builds the salon, they will come.

 

83 years.

 

As Mr Zoat linked, 83 years (Also as I noted using a mouse-over code trick...) Transformer timekeeping is weird (though surprisingly consistent. Their smaller time unit, the breem, works out to ~500 seconds...)

Not as such, but in the American cartoon's 4th 'season', he became the headmaster for a giant 'female' robot. That's... Gonna have an interesting effect on a growing boy's psyche...

 

Airachnid, I believe has one in Prime...though that might be part of whatever the hell happened with the vampiric WTF! stuff before she gets yeeted to one of the moons of cybertron...

Of course, you have some oddities if you include Go! in the aligned continuity, but that's basically anything with that series

 

Welp, I see Paul has gone back to being the older brother figure for teens with absent parental figures.

 

You are an attractive specimen.

Yes.

"looks up"

You offered.

The harem thing?

"once they"

Okay what is this?

 

I assume Megatron used Dark Energon at some point

 

No is a link.

His bro got turned into a zombie iirc. I don't think it's related to Dark Energon, but I could be wrong.

 

Mate your Human fetish is showing

 

...and by the time "Cylas" was offlined, Breakdown's desecrated corpse was well and truly contaminated with Dark Energon.

Ouch.

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Edited in second post's content to avoid double-posting:

After "Cylas" (Silas in Breakdown's chassis) was sent to Knock Out's dissection table for experimentation on just what MECH had done to his former partner, they were experimenting with how the hybrid being reacted to Synthetic Energon, which was 'not well' - he burned through it rapidly and the mental effects of Synth-En were increasing with every administation.

Starscream had the bright idea of mixing Dark Energon into the Synth-En, so that Megatron (having an affinity with the substance due to his own use) could perhaps control the increasingly deranged beast.

Knock Out protested, but in the end agreed to go through with the process.

...it was then discovered that the mixture of Dark Energon and Synthetic Energon resulted in a zombie apocalypse, with Cylas as Paitent Zero...


So Knock Out just realised that no, there is no hope for resurrecting Breakdown - and it's his own personal fault.




Also y'know, isn't Airachnid, who wound up as an "energon harpy" as a result of said zombie apocalypse, still on that moon of Cybertron with her horde of now-zombified Insecticons...?

 

Thank you, corrected.

 

Also, having missed Chojin's commentary from yesterday, a comment:

They were actually partners in the IDW2019 continuity (the rebooted pre-war series that prematurely ended when IDW lost the license). Note 'were'. The partnership lasted until Swindle started making deals with Autobots as well as Decepticons, and Trickdiamond, observing that playing both sides only works if you can make a profit from both sides, called in the Decepticon authorities on her boss...

 

Tap the first black colored no. It's linked to a particular page about a particular experiment done by Starscream and Knockout on Breakdown's corpse.

Point is Knockout willingly contaminated his buddy's body with dark energon and so knock out who's just giving hope they might see his best partner again I want to find out that his friend might be well and truly gone forever by his own hands.

 

Stupid sexy humans.

 

Not a lot of flying room in the deep tunnels under the planet, no. I see they had no difficulty in finding the place, at least. Not surprising given they basically found a detailed map from Vector Sigma. I would have expected some defences, though...

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And I can just hear that proud sneer. If he was a femme, he'd totally be the alpha-bitch of the organisation. Sadly, that was Starscream's job.

Ah, Pull knows Transformers too well to fool, eh? He's got you, Knockout.

I mean, Cybertronians are something of a social species. They tend to go a little batty if they're alone for long periods... And I doubt Slipstream is getting that kind of spark-buzz from humanity.

Ah, I can just imagine his frustration at an endless parade of racing dude-bros with 'Customer States...'-worthy ailments.

Yeah, I can just picture the pit-bosses jonesing for proper medics to patch up their investments.

Let's not forget a certain handsome soldier-bot with a fabulously top-heavy build...

...Well, they don't really need the parts anymore, I suppose? Not that different to organ donation amongst humans.

Like the quality of your paint-job, and the sheen of your latest waxing?

Though I bet Ratchet would give it up in a spark-pulse if he could...

That's probably a few vorns off, though. Surely you can find something else to do for that time?

And he's probably seen a few, given how effective the Autobots were.

No doubt the parts aren't suitable for proper transformers, though? I remember the consternation when Bumblebee lost his Transformation Cog...

I mean, they do have some personality quirks. Presumably the oldest vehicons have the most differentiation. The challenge being getting there as a disposable mook.

Pfft, as if. Slipstream's not a scientist. She's a soldier.

I'm sure plenty of human racers would pay well for such a challenging track.

Given the number of times we saw deposits explode, usually as the result of fighting? Yeah.

Oh, I'm sure you have a little black book of names somewhere, 'hot rod'.

Gee, plentiful energon, locals happy to see you and the promise of a good scrap now and again? How could any bot resist?

Something he's very good at, you'll notice.

...Yeah, that'll get Knockout's attention.

Assuming Synthetic is as effective as the real thing in that particular use.

And yes, that would take a lot of Energon. Metroplex is no small bot.

Which covers quite a few species seen in various continuities...

Ah... Yeah, bad news for you, then, unless you pray really hard at him?

That episode... was not fun for anyone involved in the story, really.

And with this, you really start to feel for the bot, no matter how much you might dislike him...

Bot's got some spark-searching to do, I think.

Man, I can just hear Knockout's voice in his lines. A pity he gets such a punch in the fuel-tank. Then again, he might get lucky, and earn himself a miracle... We can but hope so, anyway. At least this sub-plot is coming to a head, and soon, the hand of the Creator will be up and about. The worry is whether he'll approve of the current state of things or not.

 

Ha!

Though Knock Out comes at a close second an d has the benefit of being likeable.

 

Honestly I always likened them to Vampires more than Zombies. Though I guess we could go down the middle and call them Jiangshi.

 

.. Some thing personal has happened. The demands are going to come fast and hard.