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Comments on Profile Post by Lazurman

  1. Lazurman
    Lazurman
    She is not amused. I heard the cringe over the phone. Top Snek.
    Feb 4, 2017
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  2. asdx
    asdx
    *Pats* "Send it anyway!" :P
    Feb 4, 2017
    Ddmkm122, kinglugia, Lazurman and 3 others like this.
  3. jo demon
    jo demon
    That's hilarious.
    Feb 4, 2017
    Ddmkm122, kinglugia, Lazurman and 2 others like this.
  4. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    Braver than I, Lazurman.
    Feb 4, 2017
  5. Mu-Sensei
    Mu-Sensei
    I don't know whether to say that was brave or stupid. To my folks, my usual excuse is: it doesn't make sense unless you are willing to watch the animes.
    Feb 4, 2017
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  6. Mu-Sensei
    Mu-Sensei
    Well they considered Naruto's orioke no jutsu something terribly perverted. I'm sure as hell not showing them Shinmai Maou or anything like that.
    Feb 4, 2017
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  7. Mu-Sensei
    Mu-Sensei
    Much less something like god of the game!
    Feb 4, 2017
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  8. Lazurman
    Lazurman
    Eh. I'm a Marine. I live in the barracks, with a bunch of other Marines. I've made no secret of my crassness. Time and distance apart lends you courage.
    Feb 4, 2017
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  9. Mu-Sensei
    Mu-Sensei
    Ok, fair enough. I'd never do it though. My parents would really freak about stuff like this.
    Feb 4, 2017
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  10. Fedorable
    Fedorable
    How do you stop them from asking even when you've already told them no a billion times?
    Feb 5, 2017
  11. Lazurman
    Lazurman
    Kind of like this, I suppose. Earlier, I just begged off on account of it being not to their tastes. Excessive language, violence, blood and guts, you know? But they still wanted to know. But someone inserts a penis into a vagina in graphic detail? Heaven forbid someone actually enjoys the delights the human body has to offer.
    Feb 5, 2017
  12. Mu-Sensei
    Mu-Sensei
    Bluff very hard. "Again, go ahead and read, but it'll probably not make any sense unless you know/watched a lot of anime." It helps if you have something SFWish to show. And in my case, that we aren't native English speakers.
    Feb 5, 2017
  13. kinglugia
    kinglugia
    ...Lazur, pardon me if I misremembered things, but isn't one of your fetishes being MILF?
    Feb 13, 2017
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  14. Lazurman
    Lazurman
    Yes. Cue absolutely ALL of the self-hatred.
    Feb 13, 2017
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