Cosmos Quest (Naruto/Lupin III)

[uju32]

Ino-Shika-Cho Formation! Overprotective Father Force, transform and roll out!

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This is the funniest thing I've read today.
I'm only barely managing to avoid startling people by bursting out laughing loud.

 

[Torgamous]

But the main idea is sheer audacity in having a straight up tea party in the Chunin Exam Finals, and winning this way.

Just considering options besides Throning Kibi.

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We'll need a wider variety of subtle genjutsu to pull this off. Only genjutsu we've got at the moment that don't blatantly advertise that you're under a genjutsu are False Surroundings and Throw Voice, and they would seem to be of limited utility in a tea party.

Mental Barricades has some potential to be useful, depending on how exactly it works and whether or not its only listed user being Nagato is significant. A brief look through Narutopedia's list of genjutsu seems to indicate that canon does not contain any other subtle non-Sharingan genjutsu, so someone's going to need to get creative.

 

[iamnuff]

Less, "I want to rip off the Princes Bride's winning twist," and more, "I'd like a game of wits and genjutsu with Kibi....over tea."

Although we'd likely need to study poisons with our mother to pull this one off, and convince Kibi that we haven't, well, ripped off the Princess Bride by being immune to our own poison.

But the main idea is sheer audacity in having a straight up tea party in the Chunin Exam Finals, and winning this way.

Just considering options besides Throning Kibi.

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frankly the only way I see us pulling a tea-party, is if we manage to utterly control everything, from our opponents attempts to attack us, to our surroundings.

the only way i see us doing that is if we throne them.


Drag Kibi into our mind, have tea-party, ???, profit.

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

We'll need a wider variety of subtle genjutsu to pull this off. Only genjutsu we've got at the moment that don't blatantly advertise that you're under a genjutsu are False Surroundings and Throw Voice, and they would seem to be of limited utility in a tea party.

Mental Barricades has some potential to be useful, depending on how exactly it works and whether or not its only listed user being Nagato is significant. A brief look through Narutopedia's list of genjutsu seems to indicate that canon does not contain any other subtle non-Sharingan genjutsu, so someone's going to need to get creative.

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Actually, I made a custom genjutsu that could be repurposed for this. I made it nice and malleable.

In essence: a person develops mental blind spots. They think things are going according to plan. Whether it be, "I am fully clothed when in truth I am buck naked," or, "I am in fighting form so why can't I move when really they're disemboweled and bleeding out horribly," and in this case, "This tea does not have anything suspicious in it."

Or just make her think the poison is in a different cup. That sorta stuff.

I'd need to find a good name and description for it though.

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Idea for a genjutsu!

Everything is fine and dandy! Right up until it isn't : A persistent genjutsu based on False Surroundings. The genjutsu is placed on someone and the believe everything on them is as they should be. They check their pockets, their wallet is there. They stretch their arms, their shirt is intact. They check their pack, that shiny golden ancient statue is right where it's supposed to be. Then the genjutsu falls and they're broke, their shirt is missing, they're wearing assless chaps, the pack is empty, and whoever did it is long gone.

A genjutsu meant to induce blind spots or make a person see things that are no longer there, but once was. By playing on what the person expects to be true, and indeed what once was true, the genjutsu is much more effective and longer in duration. For a sufficiently skilled and experienced genjutsu user, the genjutsu may not even expire on its own at all and requires sophisticated methods to dispel. Much like the genjutsu related to Yamanaka Ino's mother placed on the carriage driver or the boys.

Or, it can be dispelled by a trigger phase from the right person. Such as a Yakuza underling presenting the week's earnings to his oya-bun, and it is only when his boss chastises him that he realizes he's holding a literal pile of shit and understands why everyone was giving him a wide birth earlier. He will not, however, ever remember the leggy blonde that put him under the genjutsu, walked right up to him and made the swap in plain sight. Sucks to be you, buddy.




If we want to go into Fridge Horror territory, the genjutsu does not allow the target to even recognize pain or attacks on them. So they could be stabbed in the heart and wouldn't even realize they were dying. In a way it's merciful. In another way it's scary, because toss this shit on in combat and people don't notice they're taking damage.

If I can come up with a good combat genjutsu, I'll share.

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Furiko liked it back then so I assume she'd give it a pass.

At the time I had planned on brainstorming ideas for our school of genjutsu where the descriptions of what they do are more like parables, stories that describe their function.

 

[TheOtherSandman]

[X] Cheer Kibi on. Genjutsu that can fool a Byakugan is always impressive to see in action.

We want to fight her, so of course we want her to win!

 

[iamnuff]

Actually, I made a custom genjutsu that could be repurposed for this. I made it nice and malleable.

In essence: a person develops mental blind spots. They think things are going according to plan. Whether it be, "I am fully clothed when in truth I am buck naked," or, "I am in fighting form so why can't I move when really they're disemboweled and bleeding out horribly," and in this case, "This tea does not have anything suspicious in it."

Or just make her think the poison is in a different cup. That sorta stuff.

I'd need to find a good name and description for it though.

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Furiko liked it back then so I assume she'd give it a pass.

At the time I had planned on brainstorming ideas for our school of genjutsu where the descriptions of what they do are more like parables, stories that describe their function.

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that does sound like a good genjutsu.


the problem lies in convincing her to have a tea-party with us, instead of a battle.


its obviously a trap, and its obviously one we are confident enough that she can't turn back on her, otherwise we wouldn't bother using it.

so why would she sit down and drink from a cup?

on the other hand, that Genjutsu would probably be one of the most useful jutsu we have, powerful enough to fool most people, malleable enough to be widely useful.

 

[Silversun17]

that does sound like a good genjutsu.


the problem lies in convincing her to have a tea-party with us, instead of a battle.


its obviously a trap, and its obviously one we are confident enough that she can't turn back on her, otherwise we wouldn't bother using it.

so why would she sit down and drink from a cup?

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Genjutsu duel, trying to maneuver the druged cup to the other's hand lips

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

....If I'm right about this I'm going to feel REALLY bad.

Furiko, Anko has made it clear Kibi is actually pretty badass. She has had a fairly childish demeanor though, like giggling when we did our reveal in the first exam. Her speech has some pretty nice sentiments too, and overall she's seemed like a pretty upbeat kid. I mean she did end her speech with 'I hope we can still be friends.'

So I don't think she's actually hiding some kind of vicious streak that would horrify us or something. If nothing else it'd be really damned stupid here because people wouldn't feel near as conflicted about wailing on a eight year old is said eight year old is kind of a sadistic bitch.

But if we're gonna consider her demeanor is tricking people into letting down her guard for advantages, then hiding nastier genjutsu that seriously damages a person is on the table.

So while it sounds like I've been answering my own question, I wanna know what flavor of bad news Kibi is or has given the impression of: the badass variety, or the 'evil' variety?

 

[iamnuff]

Genjutsu duel, trying to maneuver the druged cup to the other's hand lips

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make someone think you are participating in a duel, then you are actually creeping around behind them with a knife.


theres no reason for Kibi to actually play along with our little game, when she could use our expectation to do that, to try and fight us a more conventional way.

especially when she HAS to expect the game to be stacked in a way that would make it impossible for us to lose. (immunity to the drug, lying about the rules, outright cheating in a pre-planned method, ect)

there's no way she thinks we are really stupid enough to swap the normal combat for a game, unless the game gives us a massive advantage that we wouldn't have in combat.

it reminds me of a manga I read about a guy who goes to a rich-kid-school with the intention of running gambling scams.

its gets really fucking strange later on, and i can't seem to find it anymore, but whenever he was allowed to choose the game, everything was stacked in his favour. however, whenever the game was chosen for him, he came within moments of losing/dying/being horribly maimed (like i said, it gets weird)

Point is, no Ninja worth her salt is going to just agree to a game we choose in lieu of battle, because that means we think that we have a better chance of winning the game than we do the battle, or we would never have offered to play.

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

Point is, no Ninja worth her salt is going to just agree to a game we choose in lieu of battle, because that means we think that we have a better chance of winning the game than we do the battle, or we would never have offered to play.

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Furiko has essentially confirmed Gaara is willing to do a rock battle with us instead of a conventional one.

Screwball seems to work here. Except where it's rock with Gaara, it's overly cute and adorable with Kibi.

This is not about victory, or at least not all about it. It's the chunin exams. It's publicity. It's spectacle.

It's like, oh, watching a TV show.

Put on an impressive enough performance and be memorable enough, and that may well be far ore valuable than just fighting like everyone else. Gotta think outside the box and consider options. The point of this little game is A. fun, and B. cheating like crazy.

Hell, if we wanted to do this and maximize spectacle we'd get Kibi to agree to it beforehand so that both of us come forward with ways to trick each other.

 

[FurikoMaru]

[X] K-I-B-I, you ain't got no alibi

"Good luck, Kibi-chan! Do your best!"

"I always do!" the little girl calls back, waving, and ducks into a leg-sweep as Neji's jyuuken assault begins.

The sweep doesn't look very strong, but then you see she wasn't trying for that at all; she was just hooking his ankle to swing around behind him and build momentum for a punch to the back of his knee.

He catches her tiny fist with an almost ladylike lift of his leg and dips backward, pushing Kibi to the floor and clearly intending to flip over and up onto his feet, but Kibi proves too quick and manages to wrap her skinny legs around his neck and begin squeezing.

Not that it does her much good. Neji flips and stands regardless, and pokes at a point on Kibi's right leg that makes her disengage and hop back on first her hands and then her left foot, wincing.

"You're really fast!" she says, but has no time to say anything more as Neji begins his assault anew, targeting specifically the shoulders and arms.

And even more specifically...

Your eyes widen.

Temari frowns. "Wait... Hyuuga go for the organs normally, don't they?"

Kibi puts up an admirable defence, even with her limp and the fresh bruises welling up on her arms; whatever suggestions she has Neji operating under, he's playing right into her blocks and missing his targets entirely on the rare occasions his strikes connect.

But the fact that he's going after them at all means...

The Eye of Insight, eh? Well, now I know who I wanna fight. Let's see which of us gets our wish.

At the moment, it looks like it'll be you. Neji's getting tired, his moves more sluggish; in this state he reminds you of the way he was when you were children, when his jyuuken was coarser and anger ruled his fights.

There must be a soporific effect to the illusion.

"Now you've got 'im!" you call.

... wait, what the hell was that?

It showed up for a second, like a false note, before his chakra righted itself again.

Did Kibi tie certain responses to audience commentary, or did you just hurt Neji's feelings?

Ho~? What a cold heart you have to go with those icy good looks. Suits ya. :3

What?!

C'mon, how did you not notice?

He's a teenage boy! They'll go for anyone who isn't covered in lesions and boils, it doesn't prove anything!

Tut tut tut! That settles it, we're making a Fujiko construct next. You can't be wandering around this pretty and this naive at the same time, it's not safe.

"Are you okay, Hyuuga-nii-chan?" Kibi asks.

"Cease your idle chatter," he says darkly.

And the chorus swells to a crescendo.

-Jyuukenpo: Ichigekishin - Gentle Fist Art: One Blow Body

Kibi stumbles backward. "W-what?"

"Perhaps it was a mistake to show restraint because of your age," Neji says. "But I've seen through your tricks now. You won't ensnare me a second time." And he dives in for the next attack.

"I most certainly will!" Kibi declares, ducking and dodging and landing a few good hits of her own. You can hear her excitement and anticipation building - so seeing through the genjutsu is part of her plan too, somehow.

"There's nothing even your eyes can do," she goes on, hammering at his abdomen with her little fists whenever she gets a chance before dancing out of reach again. "This is my art - the art of a single encounter. That's because-"

-Rolling Thunder!-

A handstand-supported double scissorkick knocks Neji backward, though he regains his footing almost instantly.

"-I never cast the same genjutsu on a person twice!"

Neji goes still, and waits.

You lean over the railing almost involuntarily, transfixed, waiting for what's next.

"I don't use normal handseals or normal jutsu! All I need is my voice and line-of-sight, and I can make anything I want."

You kai automatically.

"I understand," Neji says, one side of his mouth turning up in amusement. "So then, even while you've been bragging... you've been putting me back under."

Kibi grins. "Try your Jyuuken and see!'

The moment he snaps into a stance, his eyes go wide. His legs begin to shake, and he sways from side-to-side on them, stepping this way and that, as if seeking traction. He falls to his knees at last, staring at his hands. "What?"

Kibi lets out an unselfconsciously malicious giggle; a sound only a truly innocent little brat can make. "Can you see? I've won! A person can't force their body to ignore the training they've put it through for thousands of hours, and now every time you do what you, as a Hyuuga, have always trained to do, gravity will betray you, just like that!"

Your mouth drops open. Not just genjutsu then... gentaijutsu?

Of the three main shinobi disciplines, ninjutsu and taijutsu are combined most often. Ningenjutsu is the rarest combination, being confined to use by masters of particular bloodlines, but gentaijutsu is a very close second because of the wide array of skills someone seeking to study it must master. A gentaijutsu specialist must be a flexible and peerless athlete, a scholar well-versed in hundreds of fighting styles, and a genjutsu master on top of everything else.

And none of the very few you can name off the top of your head have done what this girl has done. To have managed this much she must have spent months if not years learning the theory of Gentle Fist, running through the few common elements known to those outside Konoha, all in order to internalize the style and turn it back on itself.

All for a match she could have ended up with.

I think I might hate this girl's parents.

I think you might be right to.

"Don't worry," Kibi says, "I won't hurt you. I just need to win the match, so I'll go for a harmless KO."

She rushes at him, fist raised.

"Say goodnight, nii-chan!"

-Shoryuken!-

Kibi's body makes a small arc, and lands with an 'oof'. You wince, knowing the wind has been completely knocked out of her.

"Goodnight, nii-chan," Neji says dryly. He wipes the blood from his chin and gets to his feet. "Hyuuga though I may be, do not forget that my sensei is the Green Beast of Konoha."

"NEJI~!"

"Yes, Gai-sensei, that is my name."

"Winner, Hyuuga Neji."

Ira and Deidara have shunshin'd down before the words are even out of the proctor's mouth. Ira has a hand on Deidara's arm, but gets shrugged off immediately as they arrive.

"How'd ya like to try eating your victory dinner with no teeth, mn?" the blond snarls at Neji.

"Do not attempt to paint your own shortcomings as a teacher as my fault," Neji says sternly. "You let a child gentaijutsu specialist go into battle against a vastly more experienced Hyuuga opponent. What outcome did you expect?"

"... are you lecturing me, you little bastard?!"

"Deidara," Ira says warningly.

"I lost, didn't I?"

Deidara whirls around to see a very disappointed and shame-filled Kibi propping herself up on one elbow.

"No!" he says placatingly, going over to stoop next to her as she begins to cough up a storm. "No, Kibi-chan, you didn't lose, you just... encountered a philistine, that's all." He glares at Neji, and straightens out her fight-mussed hair.

"So I did lose," she says. She pats Deidara's hand, and looks back at Neji. Pulling herself into a sitting position with her legs tucked under her, she bows.

"Thank you for reminding me that intel is not the whole story, that I'm not as fast as I think I am, and that if I don't clench my jaw in time I can end up biting my tongue," she says, lower lip trembling.

... wow. Now I think Neji hates her parents, too.

And you thought you had nothing in common.

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

Aw, awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Damnation.

After what Kibi pulled I was seriously pulling for her because goddamn. I mean I felt bad Neji apparently isn't made of ice but Kibi's skills and plan....goddamn.

Can't say Neji isn't immensely talented either though.

Poor Kibi.

Also, shouldn't Neji be saying nee-chan or something?

 

[FurikoMaru]

Also, shouldn't Neji be saying nee-chan or something?

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No, she asked him to say 'goodnight, nii-chan', so he obliged her.

If I were worse at Japanese, he might say imouto, but unless you're Kyon, if you're a Japanese older brother you just call your younger siblings by their names.

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

No, she asked him to say 'goodnight, nii-chan', so he obliged her.

If I were worse at Japanese, he might say imouto, but unless you're Kyon, if you're a Japanese older brother you just call your younger siblings by their names.

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Fair enough on all points.

So, are we supposed to make a vote here or just wait for the next update.

Damn. I have to give credit for a come from behind victory, but fighting Kibi could have been awesome. She does pretty much what I hope we someday become. Throwing around genjutsu while beating the crap out of people, always have an illusion up and misleading people....it would be glorious.

 

[hunter09]

Neji interested in Ino is very unexpected, lupin are you sure.

 

[Guile]

Neji interested in Ino is very unexpected, lupin are you sure.

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Remember when she was making her mind Zenigata?
[quote author=FurikoMaru]Someone who knows you well. And trusts you anyway, against their better judgement.

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Neji's expression doesn't vary much (not that you're complaining; there isn't enough frown in the world to ruin that face, meow), but this particular shade of 'why are you talking to me' is a new one.

"'If you became Hokage'? Is that your ambition, then?"

"Pfft, hell no!" You lean against the wall of the gym. "It's just a hypothetical. What would you do? How would you react if after the chuunin exams it turned out I performed so well that Sandaime-sama went into semi-retirement and designated me his heir?"

"I would endeavour to determine if he and his advisers had been placed under a genjutsu."

You blink, and smile. "Really? You think that much of my skill, that I could take out the Professor?"

His eyes widen, and he lets out the small grunt of someone who's just given an accidental compliment. Heh. He's cute when he's startled.

"Say rather that I think that little of your scruples." He coughs. "If I've answered your question to your satisfaction, please leave me to my exercises."

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They totally have something going there. Not anything big or obvious, but it's there.


I really think we need to explain ourselves to Neji later. Something like, "Come on, an eight year old against the guy who used to kick my ass around the ring five times a week? You didn't need me rooting for you. And besides, I like betting on the underdog."

 

[Hymn of Ragnarok]

And besides, I like betting on the underdog."

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*raises eyebrow*

Tell that to Haku.

In any case I suspect Neji will be magnanimous in victory, especially considering how he's probably got a case of the feels for the girl.

 

[FurikoMaru]

"Your skills are superb," Neji says finally. "If in future you remember not to underestimate your opponent, you will one day make a truly fearsome adversary."

"Mou!" Kibi pouts. "I don't want to be your adversary, I want to be your friend."

That gets an actual smile out of him, though just a small one. "Perhaps one day you will be."

Kibi smiles back.

"Hey, do you have a girlfriend?" she asks. "Karin-nee needs a cool boyfriend and I promised her I'd bring her home some handsome guys' addresses."

The resulting pandemonium (Gai wailing and carrying on, medic-nin trying to herd the teachers out of their way without actually touching the scary A-rank ninja, Ira scolding Kibi for trying to strangle people with the red string, Deidara declaring that it's bad enough Karin's stuck dealing with the creeps back home without Kibi trying to import perverts, Kibi insisting that Karin asked her to be on the lookout for cute and strong boys, Hinata and Ami gossiping excitedly, Chouji edging away from them slowly, Neji getting progressively pinker and and fidgety-er, Gaara laughing his ass off) takes a full seven minutes to settle down completely.

"Thanks for cheering for me, Konoha-nee-chan," Kibi says, coming back up the stairs even as the adults continue to flail.

"Hey, no problem. I'm just sorry we won't get to have a totally awesome genjutsu duel in the finals."

"Don't worry! If Kuyo wins her fight, we'll have a whole month to pl- hang out together before I have to go home."

You whistle. "Is it scary, bein' away from home so long? I can't imagine being a genin already at eight."

She shakes her head. "Not really. I think it's exciting - I've heard a lot about this place. It's neat to have finally seen it."

"Houzuki Suigetsu vs Kuwabara Ami!"

[X] Be Ino

[X] Be Ami

 

[Selias]

[X] Be Ami

Like there's really any other option.

 

[Serous]

[X] Be Ami

 

[Jack Trade]

[X] Be Ami

 

[The Nobody]

Just who are Kibi's parents? Genma Saotome, or what? And yoy, at one point this quest must visit Oto. Neji included.

 

[FurikoMaru]

And yoy, at one point this quest must visit Oto. Neji included.

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That can be arranged.

 

[uju32]

[X] K-I-B-I, you ain't got no alibi

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Family Guy: Stewie to the dog
Wildcats, 1986.
Daphne and Celeste, U.G.L.Y.

Temari frowns. "Wait... Hyuuga go for the organs normally, don't they?"

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And now we know that Temari didn't see through it.
But did Gaara?
His silence has been notable.

Kibi puts up an admirable defence, even with her limp and the fresh bruises welling up on her arms; whatever suggestions she has Neji operating under, he's playing right into her blocks and missing his targets entirely on the rare occasions his strikes connect.
But the fact that he's going after them at all means...
The Eye of Insight, eh? Well, now I know who I wanna fight. Let's see which of us gets our wish.

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If this was a real fight, Neji would be dead.

At the moment, it looks like it'll be you. Neji's getting tired, his moves more sluggish; in this state he reminds you of the way he was when you were children, when his jyuuken was coarser and anger ruled his fights.

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Is the GM implying he's changed?
That anger doesn't rule him anymore?
Would be nice to think that Konoha is halfway competent about mental health in it's trainees.

"Now you've got 'im!" you call.
... wait, what the hell was that?
It showed up for a second, like a false note, before his chakra righted itself again.

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*sigh*
This was why I wanted to keep my mouth shut.
Ino alerted Neji to the presence of the technique.

He's a teenage boy! They'll go for anyone who isn't covered in lesions and boils, it doesn't prove anything!
Tut tut tut! That settles it, we're making a Fujiko construct next. You can't be wandering around this pretty and this naive at the same time, it's not safe.

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This statement is true.
Both of them.
Lol.

~You're as cold as ice
You're willing to take advice~

-Rolling Thunder!-

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Reference GET: Professional wrestling move.
Currently part of the repertoire of Rob van Dam.

Also a move of Dudley in Street Fighter III/IV/ Strret Fighter X Tekken.

The moment he snaps into a stance, his eyes go wide. His legs begin to shake, and he sways from side-to-side on them, stepping this way and that, as if seeking traction. He falls to his knees at last, staring at his hands. "What?"
Kibi lets out an unselfconsciously malicious giggle; a sound only a truly innocent little brat can make. "Can you see? I've won! A person can't force their body to ignore the training they've put it through for thousands of hours, and now every time you do what you, as a Hyuuga, have always trained to do, gravity will betray you, just like that!"
Your mouth drops open. Not just genjutsu then... gentaijutsu?

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A layered genjutsu?
From a gentaijutsu user?
Damn.
I's quite notable that Neji didn't try to dispel it, which makes it a B-class technique at least.
We need to gank the basic principles.

I think I might hate this girl's parents.
I think you might be right to.

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Shinobi tiger parents.
Who decided an 8 year old should practice gentaijutsu.
I can see where that would be a problem.
And why Deidara is so protective.

Then again, do her parents really have a choice?
It's easy to heap oppobrium on them.
But as members of a small, not quite established village sandwiched between great powers, Kibi's best chance at a good life is excellence.
Certainly she wouldn't get Deidara as a sensei if she wasn't exceptional.

Children in Third World countries take on responsibilities at an early age because their families don't have a choice.
Same here I guess.

-Shoryuken!-

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Second Street Fighter reference GET.

That should take me from 2 2/3 to 3 1/3 Z-slashes

"Yes, Gai-sensei, that is my name."
"Winner, Hyuuga Neji."

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Lol.
If she'd only waited to gloat till AFTER the fight, she'd have won.
Still, excellent performance.

Ira and Deidara have shunshin'd down before the words are even out of the proctor's mouth. Ira has a hand on Deidara's arm, but gets shrugged off immediately as they arrive.
"How'd ya like to try eating your victory dinner with no teeth, mn?" the blond snarls at Neji.
"Do not attempt to paint your own shortcomings as a teacher as my fault," Neji says sternly. "You let a child gentaijutsu specialist go into battle against a vastly more experienced Hyuuga opponent. What outcome did you expect?"
"... are you lecturing me, you little bastard?!"

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Papa Bear Deidara.
Never thought I'd see the day.
And it seems Gai really did spend time drilling more than taijutsu into Neji this time.

"No!" he says placatingly, going over to stoop next to her as she begins to cough up a storm. "No, Kibi-chan, you didn't lose, you just... encountered a philistine, that's all." He glares at Neji, and straightens out her fight-mussed hair.
"So I did lose," she says. She pats Deidara's hand, and looks back at Neji. Pulling herself into a sitting position with her legs tucked under her, she bows.
"Thank you for reminding me that intel is not the whole story, that I'm not as fast as I think I am, and that if I don't clench my jaw in time I can end up biting my tongue," she says, lower lip trembling.
... wow. Now I think Neji hates her parents, too.
And you thought you had nothing in common.
"Your skills are superb," Neji says finally. "If in future you remember not to underestimate your opponent, you will one day make a truly fearsome adversary."
"Mou!" Kibi pouts. "I don't want to be your adversary, I want to be your friend."
That gets an actual smile out of him, though just a small one. "Perhaps one day you will be."
Kibi smiles back.

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The diabeetus, it kills my pancreas.

"Hey, do you have a girlfriend?" she asks. "Karin-nee needs a cool boyfriend and I promised her I'd bring her home some handsome guys' addresses."
The resulting pandemonium (Gai wailing and carrying on, medic-nin trying to herd the teachers out of their way without actually touching the scary A-rank ninja, Ira scolding Kibi for trying to strangle people with the red string, Deidara declaring that it's bad enough Karin's stuck dealing with the creeps back home without Kibi trying to import perverts, Kibi insisting that Karin asked her to be on the lookout for cute and strong boys, Hinata and Ami gossiping excitedly, Chouji edging away from them slowly, Neji getting progressively pinker and and fidgety-er, Gaara laughing his ass off) takes a full seven minutes to settle down completely.

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O.O
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*choke*
See Choji run.
And Neji blush.
I swear, Gai does this intentionally to get a rise out of people.

Wonder what Hinata/Ami are gossiping about to alarm Choji so >
And I'm really curious about Karin now; if boys still swarm around despite the looming threat of Deidara, she must be something by local standards.

"Houzuki Suigetsu vs Kuwabara Ami!"

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[X] Be Ami
Obviously.

Let's get it on!
Maybe Asuma will look up from where he's chatting up Kurenai to pay attention.

 

[iamnuff]

[X] be ino.

 

[The Nobody]

That can be arranged.

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Splendid! Karin would be my second favourite character if she wasn't into Sasuke even after the Kage Summit. And if you ask, I'm not even sure who would be my first favourite character.

 

[Guile]

"I can't imagine being a genin already at eight."
I suppose this is true: Ino at eight might have been bored to tears by the Academy, but she also considered genin to be useless mouth-breathers.

 

[FurikoMaru]

Is the GM implying he's changed?
That anger doesn't rule him anymore?

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I would have thought that was obvious from his out-of-fight interactions.

... although I guess some people don't speak fluent tsundere.

Reference GET: Professional wrestling move.
Currently part of the repertoire of Rob van Dam.

Also a move of Dudley in Street Fighter III/IV/ Strret Fighter X Tekken.

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Kotowaru. Rolling Thunder is Suzuka's signature move in Angelic Layer. It looks like this.

But as members of a small, not quite established village sandwiched between great powers, Kibi's best chance at a good life is excellence.

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One day you will find this line as hilarious as I do.

Papa Bear Deidara.
Never thought I'd see the day.

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Really? To me it fits his MO perfectly. He hates taking criticism himself, so it would follow that if he cared about someone else he wouldn't want them to receive criticism either.

And as for caring, it's hard not to care about an adorable little girl who thinks you're really nice because you let her blow shit up and focus on her genjutsu instead of making her drill taijutsu for five hours a day.

And I'm really curious about Karin now; if boys still swarm around despite the looming threat of Deidara, she must be something by local standards.

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Spoiler alert, people know she's an Uzumaki.

 

[Scia]

[X] Be Ami

 

[Silversun17]

Spoiler alert, people know she's an Uzumaki.

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so there just ambitious.