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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Yosarian

    Yosarian Experienced.

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    You'd just have to be more subtle.

    Step 1 is still "give the 9 most powerful people in the world Rings of Power that makes them immortal and even more powerful, while you slowly corrupt and dominate them with the One Ring."
     
  2. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    ... And now we see the REAL reason for Term Limits.
     
  3. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Put the ice back on my lake. Moderator

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    *launch interceptor swarm* *initiate the glassing of certain counties globally (not countries, just counties,) as well as the current location of certain QQ members who would be undesirable to have conquer the world* *contact the leaders of the USNC countries to inform them my services will be available for causes I agree with for a nominal price*

    Minute two: perform inventory of supplies, especially solarite reserves, & then inquire the status of the rest of my fleet. Assuming a mothership or higher grade ship is available, issue orders for a dimensional recall of all known forces to my location.

    Day two: start the terraforming of Europa into New Aiur.
     
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  4. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    I cast Fist.
     
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  5. Pef

    Pef Versed in the lewd.

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    There's gonna be lots of duplicates around.

    First thing, find and 'solve' the duplicates. By any means at your disposal. Start with plastic surgery on them, not with murder. Chop off ears, tails and other visible signs. Yea, plastic surgery is done with steel blades, for some reason.

    Then. Find Pinky and try to take over the world.
     
  6. John Masaki

    John Masaki #1 Earthbound Fanatic

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    Jedi!Kirito is going to be so damned fun!
     
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  7. mr.inky

    mr.inky Versed in the lewd.

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    Go to Japan.

    The rest is pretty self-explanatory.
     
  8. searcher8

    searcher8 Are you trying to harden my Nanomachines Son?

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    I guess I go bench press a house or something.

    Then I suppose I end up going to a therapist to try and work on my anger levels until I'm ideally closer to 10-15% Mad instead of 200% Mad.

    Finally, if I'm feeling really tongue in cheek, since I'm now Senator Armstrong, I go and try to sue Donald Trump for copyright infringement, since I used the "Make America Great Again" line in my game years before he started using it. :p
     
  9. D'znn-Xy'lll MetaChthonia

    D'znn-Xy'lll MetaChthonia ⌈META⌋

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    Be overjoyed that I never have to worry about Death again, create an Avatar of my Ideal Form, put it back where I was while putting my Perspective from it, and actively try to make everyone think "Everything Is Fine And Nothing Is Weird With This Individual At All". I want to Experience Humanity, not live as a living Abstract Concept of Nebulous Alien Intent best Described as "Other". I also want to Experience Humanity in all points from the Perspective of a Background Character from my Birth to the End of Humanity, not get Blueballed by some arbitrary limitation on piddly things like "Anatomy" or "Finite Lifespans" or "Biological Decay".
     
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  10. Pulsar

    Pulsar I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Play with my new boobs.

    Yeah, that's about it.
     
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  11. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Be a dragon, cast megaflare and variants on anyone who disagrees with that sentiment.
     
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  12. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Explore my tight muscles and rockin bod. (given she's supposed to be extremely fit and also fairly curvy)

    Look hot as fuck.
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    Do magic n' shit.
     
  13. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Experienced.

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    Look into doing some alchemy and also learning the limits of my body. Probably try and build homes for people if I can somehow not worry about dealing with bullshit. NO.HOMUNCULI AT. ALL.

    Its too much work not too mention that I don't know how anyone of them would react to me and frankly learning to make philosophers stones is not in my cards
     
  14. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Would punch it.

    With my penis.
     
  15. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    I mean, despite the fact they live in a desert, the Aiel are all described as fairly decent looking.
     
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  16. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Fit, strong, healthy.

    I wouldn't be suffering from my current allergies, certainly.:p

    And maybe I'd actually understand how the fuck Ji'e'toh works. And then be disappointed at how pointlessly complex it is.

    It's the little things that count.:lol:
     
  17. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    I mean, outside of what occurs toh, it’s a fairly basic system of occur and repent basically.
     
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  18. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I meant the actual specifics of even minor details.
     
  19. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Fair enough, though it’d probably be easy to figure out if memories are included. I honestly don’t remember if they are in this version of the thread.
     
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  20. Annatar

    Annatar Lord of Gifts

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    Well, I guess I would get to work either destroying the universe as all Heartless do.

    Or I begin the arduos process of mastering my Heartless nature and using the powers of Darkness to begin wandering the Infinite Cosmos in search of Snuggles.
     
  21. Malcanthet

    Malcanthet Shy Adorable Arachne

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    Snuggles are the true source of power though.
     
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  22. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    Go with the snuggles plan lest I punch ye.
     
  23. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Here's hoping they are. It'd be more fun for me personally that way.:lol:
     
  24. themisticShroud

    themisticShroud The Crimson King

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    Become a crime boss, that's obsessed with protecting my identity probably.
     
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  25. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful

    2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful Aris

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    My plan:
    -Grow a foot-long dong
    -Kill Six Billion Demons
    -Reach Heaven Through Violence
    -Waifu Cio & White Chain
    -???
    -GROFIT!
     
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  26. Ramble

    Ramble Experienced.

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    1.) Scream
    2.) Cry
    3.) have existential crisis
    4.) make a sandwich
    5.) eat it
    6.) existential crisis 2: electric boogaloo
    7.) cry some more
    8.) sleep
    9.) wake up
    10.) take a shower
    11.) existential crisis 3: the revengence
    12.) write a memoir
    13.) go onto internet and look for how to get legal documentation.
     
  27. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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  28. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    Start an orphanage.
     
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  29. Renko

    Renko Look closer ~☆

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    Getting a Japanese citizenship and get myself elected as the first female Prime Minister! :cool:

    GUDAGUDA - Conquering All Modern Japan: The Sequel!!?

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    Washi Ja! :D
     
  30. Psyckosama

    Psyckosama Connoisseur.

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    *sigh*

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