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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    Nah don't worry, I'm past that now. The wishes I grant now are fine and dandy.
     
  2. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    "COOL, I WANT A METRIC TON OF COCAINE."
     
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  3. Ilikebob

    Ilikebob Stuck in a jar

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    Gives you a metric ton of cocaine stored inside of a shipping container.
     
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  4. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    And now he can't take the cocaine because you don't tell him where the shipping container is.

    Joking thought grail kun is awesome he actually give encouragement to people when he give wishes
     
  5. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    As a different version of Illya.

    I would go out and be a magical girl and probably have a maid fetish that causes me to fuck the first maid I see since it's deeply ingrained to the body even if I'm the one with said body.

    At least I won't die in a year or two as this version of Illya no matter if I have to put up with Ruby for the rest of my life.

    ...

    Oh god I would have to put up with Ruby for the rest of my life.
     
  6. Bear_Mint

    Bear_Mint The LewdBringer. The Breast Observer.

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    Good luck when you eventually hit the middle-aged woman stage of your life and still have to dress up as a magical girl to fight whatever magus bullshit that is thrown your way.
     
  7. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    That's if my body ever grows up.

    Don't need to worry about magus bullshit in the real world however.

    ...

    Besides Ruby.
     
  8. Sinnerlust

    Sinnerlust The bastard

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    Looks around at all the other QQ reincarnates yeah I think magus bullshit is the last thing you have to worry about.
     
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  9. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Won't be going to my next Mayo visit that's for certain.

    kek.

    I've gone through my transitioning in record time. Gonna need some new clothes, and adjustment to being eight inches shorter.:p
     
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  10. The Froggy Ninja

    The Froggy Ninja The Blade Will Never Die

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    Use my omniscience and teleportation to get Andrew Hussie locked in his house forever, then to raise a new continent and kidnap anyone who wants to move there and then just publish scientific papers, fuck with people and dick around on the internet while I let all of the very competent and non-corrupt people I found run the government of my utopia.
     
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  11. killgore444

    killgore444 Versed in the lewd.

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    I'd take it as a sign from god and resolve some conflicts. ;)
     
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  12. Speckled Burd

    Speckled Burd Studious Elf

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    I'm a time controlling maid now.

    Clean my apartment I guess.
     
  13. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Some stacked Asian chick that my boyfriend likes from some TW game or another, IDK what the fuck this is.
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. zup

    zup Experienced.

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    He has good taste.
     
  15. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Not so fun in this scenario.:p
     
  16. BlueMangoAdea

    BlueMangoAdea Alive. For now.

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    I laze around more comfortably. I also get a cat!
     
  17. Anonymous Brainwash

    Anonymous Brainwash Ex-Lurker

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    I cease to exist, and become only identifiable as a “someone” no one is able to identify my appearance, age, or gender, beyond what I say. I gain the ability to become a face in the crowd, effectively invisible. I immediately begin planning on how to exploit this for my own ends... After screaming like a little girl for 2~15 minutes
     
  18. ProtagNeptune

    ProtagNeptune [Cute is Justice] ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

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    Masturbate then realise that I'm now a goddess and with 4th wall break see that I'm now the protagonist in a self insert fanfic from an alternate QQ in the multiverse.
    Be struck dumb by the revelation then just shrug it off because I'm Neptune now so I start a new career as an idol/streamer/youtuber playing video games because I don't feel like working, oh and I guess also get shares from my followers to get powerful enough to travel the multiverse to find and eat the perfect pudding.
     
  19. Caerwen

    Caerwen Know what you're doing yet?

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    Locate souls to harvest?
     
  20. Kirakishou

    Kirakishou Rozen Maiden

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    Hope I'm not trapped in the N-Field. If I am trapped in the N-Field, find anybody who is not Sakurada Jun to build me a body.
    Except maybe Toriumi Kaito. He's a bit weird. He wouldn't understand my pure self. Not truly.

    After that, I think I'll consider a gardening career. Though the flowers I'll collect will be all for me of course~ All of the mediums who became masters for Rozen Maiden will be all mine to play with! Ah!~ It would be so delightful, would it not? We would have many games together. Perhaps then, Father wouldn't bother me with his silly choice.

    If he did... well, it's not like he could stop me anyway. I'd be free. Just like my other sweet sisters. If they were to try and stop me, then they would meet the same fate. Any foolish enough to follow Father's distorted dream is too far-gone to be worth saving, anyway.
     
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  21. Mana_Knight_Jorin

    Mana_Knight_Jorin The Mana Knight

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    Depends... I've got three people in my avatar. Which one? The princess, the swordsman, or the sprite? Or do I have some weird group mind thing where I'm all three?
     
  22. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Well you are all three of them like a weird mind thing or naruto's shadow clone.
     
  23. Mana_Knight_Jorin

    Mana_Knight_Jorin The Mana Knight

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    Well, then I'd use my male bodies to fuck my girl body senseless.:) Orgasms!:) If I'm gonna be stuck in this situation, I might as well have some fun!:)
     
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  24. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    LOL pretty nice idea with your new bodies... i would do same thing as well.
     
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  25. Voidlord

    Voidlord Not too sore, are you?

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    My avatar is the Boötes Void. So I guess just exist
     
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  26. Sublime

    Sublime Toxic

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    Have an identity crisis, panic, then masturbate.

    Kinky
     
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  27. Daonexus

    Daonexus Seeker of the true Dao of waifus

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    Search for templars?
     
  28. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    Are you Somesort of member of the brother hood or maybe you are a collective conciousness of all assassin creed brother hood member?
     
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  29. Daonexus

    Daonexus Seeker of the true Dao of waifus

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    Does it matter? I will be hunting templars either way.;)

    But to answer your question I would be the Amalgamation soul created by fusing all the assassins throughout history.
     
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  30. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Kinky is pretty fun and maybe I as Sailor Mercury could cheer you up in yuri makeout session.
     
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