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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Citrakite

    Citrakite Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Freak out, lock my door, and explore my sexy ass body.

    Then try on clothes to see what looks OK until I get change out to new ones.
     
  2. G.A. Kyoki

    G.A. Kyoki Randys irresponsible handler

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    Go scare the shit out of the residents at the old folks home.
     
  3. Chaos Fantasy

    Chaos Fantasy I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Play with my hair as a first.

    Then find a private place to let loose and get lewd.
     
  4. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Make sense and lewd times are fun times.
     
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  5. da3monh0st3d

    da3monh0st3d Эскапист

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    > Tanya

    "Hah, screw you Being X!"

    And then brew myself some coffee, it'll help me deal with the fact that for once I actually mostly got what I asked for.
    Then spending hours enjoying my new cuteness in whatever ways I see fit.

    (Magical) Science! will have to wait. Can I make it so I remain cute? Let's see~
     
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  6. Hotuko

    Hotuko What? Never saw an elf before?

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    Blink. A lot. Then figure out what happened and what I can do now as an Elf. Freak out won't happen until curiosity is handled.
     
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  7. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Maybe touch your body a little bit and train in terms of magical powers?
     
  8. Hotuko

    Hotuko What? Never saw an elf before?

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    Zah, I thought the training was implied with the 'figuring out what I can do as an Elf' bit.
     
  9. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    I am a sexy thief now...

    I'm gunna live the life.
     
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  10. Darth Phantos

    Darth Phantos Master of Procrastination

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    Start useing The Force to get ahead in life.
     
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  11. ultima333

    ultima333 High Impact Festive Celebration Administrator

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    As soon as I confirm that other people became their avatars, sing the "fuck this shit I'm out" song and retreat to my dream mansion.

    Then find out if it has an internet connection so I can watch the ensuing chaos from safety.
    And maybe fondle myself too, now that I'm in the body of my waifu.
     
  12. Ridli Scott

    Ridli Scott Not too sore, are you?

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    Put the air conditioner at maximun. My avatar sweat molecular acid.
     
  13. ZiPeppe

    ZiPeppe (⌐■_■)

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    Demand attention then promptly ignore the lower lifeforms in favor of the greater mysteries of the Universe, like strings.
     
  14. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Good and at least you join with other ladies of QQ at doing some amazing sexy fun
     
  15. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    'Gonna test the new equipment' as they say.
     
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  16. backgroundnoise

    backgroundnoise "What the fuck penis?! I trusted you!"

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    *looks down at the desiccated body of Jack the Ripper* I'mma need a couple 'a gallons of ice cold drinking water, a hot shower, and like all the food my stomach can handle. Once I no longer look like a mummified serial killer?

    ...I dunno actually. I am now biologically immortal and have murder-based superpowers, what do I do?
     
  17. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Sure i know what you meant and gotta test out the powers or how would your family react to this happening?
     
  18. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Make long term investments and kill things?
     
  19. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    Hmm, well, there's the cross and exorcism.

    Or the possibility that they won't believe who I am when I tell them and kick me out, or ask the cops to. Which would be fitting, I guess.
     
  20. korat56

    korat56 Experienced.

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    Try and find a way to shrink and hope to god no one panic's and set's off the nuke's.
     
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  21. Almost Sane

    Almost Sane Getting sticky.

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    Find a hot mom to get all up in!!
     
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  22. MadKeyboard

    MadKeyboard is not a deviant; just the resident Xenophiliac

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    I’m a hot shibe girl with secretarial experience who is currently getting fu—going through a rigiorous and unorthodox exercise routine to stay nice and fit. Ignoring the whole initial “Oh what the actual fuck” that I think can be universally guaranteed here and pretending the bigger issues will be handwaved aside, I think after that I’ll use my newfound managerial skills to try and find a decent paying job. Live the life, as it were.

    Dating scene may be a bit hard, but eh.
     
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  23. DarthThanatos

    DarthThanatos Let's fuck something.

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    I dunno, I'd be all over that.
     
  24. SailorOfMyVessel

    SailorOfMyVessel Writer of plot, with some Plot for pleasure.

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    Assuming I get the skills and not the cripling depression? :p

    Play the piano.
     
  25. RageKnight

    RageKnight My heresy senses are tingling

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    Hey don't worry I'm just here for Mr. Johnson in room 206. Yall got 2 more years left before I come back.
    I live to serve, my Empress.
     
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  26. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Make sense and maybe me as Wonder woman could be your new Space Marine guard?
     
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  27. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Versed in the lewd.

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    Sure you can do it on the amazon's powers by making a deal like Lex Luthor did and at least me as Wonder Woman will slice down any foes messes with the Space Marines by the atom spitting sword.
     
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  28. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    ... On the one hand, I'm now like two decades older. And a man.

    On the other, I'm an incredibly powerful half-ghost man who could probably science my way to fun stuff. Vlad's no Jack Fenton, but he's still pretty good at it.

    V4Guss

    You looking for any assistants? I'd be happy to help.
     
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  29. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    I mean, apparently the half-ghost procedure has a high risk of mortality. But when it comes to Space Marine, high mortality is a thing in general.

    Green Bay Packers Space Marine Legion?

    The Sons of Plasmius?
     
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  30. Widowmaker

    Widowmaker High Queen

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    Sons of Plasmius, with green and gold for the color scheme? Amazing.

    Need more high tech goodies for your marines? I mean, imagine integrating ecto-skeleton battlesuit level amplification of attributes into your marines. Improving them a hundred fold!

    Vlad did manage to improve the original suit and make it so it doesn't drain the wearer's life-force. So he probably gained a pretty thorough understanding of how it works and how to make them.
     
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