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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    Nyaaaa-wait wrong ear type-awoooo~ , sounds like I got me a new cuddle buddy~ <3 Good thing bronze is heat resistant, because I'll be practically piggybacking on my new dragon friend!
     
  2. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    (rubs tails and kissing in the lips)
     
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  3. Dracohuman

    Dracohuman [Keeper of the Old Lords]

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    "oh 'practically' eh?" *picks up Zenith in a princess carry while making bedroom eyes* "Im quite a bit stronger then I look puppy." (I've got a 9 in strength, I can probably carry a couple of people without much trouble.)

    Care-full~, otherwise i might end up bringing you along with. (has the 'hording' mental contamination.)
     
  4. ZenithOfLust

    ZenithOfLust Awooo!~

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    Hee! Barely a few minutes from waking up as a flaming wolfgirl and I'm already being snatched away all princess like by a dragon and cuddle kissed by a goo girl!

    Monstergirls are clearly making the world a better place ^^
     
  5. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Yes since the Monstergirls are always the best thing in the world.
     
  6. Dracohuman

    Dracohuman [Keeper of the Old Lords]

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    well what do you expect, a dragon walked in and saw a curvy puppy-girl and lewd cuddles just had to happen. The goo-girl is just the cherry-sauce on top. now i just need to figure out if i can shape-shift like a real dragon, then the fun can realy start.
     
  7. Seth Vatamaris

    Seth Vatamaris Hentai Will Save the World

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  8. fitzgerald

    fitzgerald Experienced.

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    Get treated for all the STDs
     
  9. wellis

    wellis Experienced.

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    Since my Avatar is an entire cosmology, what can I do?

    As for you SailorPizza, what would you do if you turned into your avatar? She requires stimulation (not necessarily sexual mind you) or could possibly die from lack of stimulation in 3 days.
     
  10. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Mostly go to some public places like a mall and find some crazy amount of fun with my new succubus powers.
     
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  11. TheGrumpiest

    TheGrumpiest Thread Necromancer, Ahoy!

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    Wake up, scratch my crotch. Pause. Then, I'd panic like hell. After that... probably make some coffee and figure out what to do with my life, I suppose.
     
  12. Mizu

    Mizu Software Developer

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    Be rather puzzled at why everything's suddenly grown bigger. Notice I'm now paralyzed upon trying to get out of bed and failing to use my legs. Get grumpy at said paralysis. Find a wheelchair?
     
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  13. Student of Zelretch

    Student of Zelretch Executor

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    Carrier has arrived.

    More seriously, I'm now a 1.5km long carrier; if I have a full compliment from the cinematics, not the games, I have basically a small armada of my own now. The first thing I do would probably be to contact my fleet; if it doesn't exist in this reality, I probably start dictating political policy to the world.
     
  14. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Use my newfound abilities to live forever.
     
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  15. Guardian54

    Guardian54 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Build Aeon civilization under the radar.

    Make humanity post-scarcity.

    ...Go purge some assholes who don't decide that their conflicts over resources are no longer relevant.
    Probably NOT spread The Way for a while to keep said assholes from potentially getting their hands on psychic powers.
     
  16. Cambrian

    Cambrian The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck

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    UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAH!!!
     
  17. Biigoh

    Biigoh Moderator

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    /me gets drunk and finds someone to bully and someone else to tease... yes yes.
     
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  18. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Oh i see since you are as the Pink diamond and how would your family or friends react to this happening?
     
  19. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Probably with confusion, but I could probably hide it with shapeshifting.
     
  20. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Good choice and would you try to talk with anyone else from QQ who transformed into their avatars in bonus event of going in dc world or our real world?
     
  21. jo demon

    jo demon Undertale, Yay

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    Eh, would feel it out, see if anyone goes mad with power before I talk with anyone.
     
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  22. Phantom Blaster

    Phantom Blaster Experienced.

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    ...See home destroyed alongside a good part of the zone were he lives, noticed stupid big weapon that destroys even more things after fall to the floor.

    Curse at no having choose Happy as avatar... Being a big fuking dragon isn't awesome on real life if make you incapable of taking pleasure of the mundane things.
     
  23. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Oh alright since some people would go bit bonkers on their powers
     
  24. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Supreme Ruler of all of Equestria.

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    Be sad at the loss of my male genitalia, but be immensely happy with my new title, Queen-Goddess of Earth Celestia, ruler of the sun.
     
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  25. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    True and at least you got magical powers can impress any people from real life
     
  26. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Supreme Ruler of all of Equestria.

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    Being able to control of the sun immediately puts the entire world under my control.
     
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  27. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Herald of Emissions

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    I can now fly and my radioactive pecking and clawing can turn an unlucky high school student into Ravenman.
     
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  28. Jim Starluck

    Jim Starluck CO, ICS Vanguard

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    Either I've just woken up in the body of my own original character, or he's woken up in the place of his author. Or both at once.

    Regardless, I sigh a long-suffering sigh. And then call in my giant space battleship.
     
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  29. SailorPizza

    SailorPizza Not too sore, are you?

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    Of course my lovely princess and will try to protect you from some villainous avatars.
     
  30. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger

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    My avatar and username are representative of the endgame state of an Infernal Exalted I played in a truly epic game of Exalted.

    First thing, I'd be a bit nettled that Star of Exuberant Excess Shintai doesn't really have an off switch. It was fine for the character, because he was a complete fucking lunatic who didn't mind the gymnastics he had to go through to do most regular things as long as he had a steady stream of intoxicants handy.

    Second thing, I'd likely become a complete fucking lunatic due to the amazingly fun pile of Adjoran, Kimberry, and MGS Charms that are now warping my very being.

    Third thing, spawn a soul heirarchy to do my grunt work and spend most of my time getting wasted.
     
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