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[Introduction Thread] 'Sup All

Discussion in 'General' started by Vanathor, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. Valette-Serafina

    Valette-Serafina Shameless Shadow

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    Praising is an inefficient cooking method. Braising is a far better way to go about it.
     
  2. Master of Squirrel-fu

    Master of Squirrel-fu Judging You Internally Moderator

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    And pet the squirrel, squirrels like pets almost as much as likes.
     
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  3. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    /me equips the squirrel as a hat!
     
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  4. CoralCorral21

    CoralCorral21 Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Hey!
    I'm still trying to figure this whole thing out...
    Hopefully I'll get it soon, though, and then I can put something interesting up! Maybe.
    I'm Jordan. Let's see how this goes. *finger guns*
     
  5. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    welcome welcome...
     
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  6. infinitedevilmachine

    infinitedevilmachine I AM INFINITE Gone for Good

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    Hello all I am the machine of infinite devils, i come seeking questing that is questionable, and controversial opinions
     
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  7. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    nom nom
     
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  8. Andrei_Sokolov

    Andrei_Sokolov Fate of a Man is really troublesome

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    Dear, Everyone!
    I mostly signed up to complete the SB/SV/QQ triumvirate of accounts. That and the NSFW reading.
    About me:
    Name: Andrei
    Nationality: Russian
    Student, male, 20 years old.
     
  9. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Welcome welcome
     
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  10. CrowFX

    CrowFX Professional Lurker

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    Hi, I'm new.

    My job desk is a professional lurker in SB/SV and probably now here for the cookies on the darker side of reading fics.

    Please don't expect frequent post from me, It's my job as a professional lurker.
     
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  11. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Welcome welcome~
     
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  12. Remilia

    Remilia Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    I was introduced to this forum by one of my friends and they pointed me to go here and write a "hello".

    So, here I am. I program for fun, I like to write, and I really like to bite.

    I have next to no idea what I'm doing. But oh well.
     
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  13. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Welcome welcome... beware of the other touhou-types... :3
     
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  14. Remilia

    Remilia Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Well, I noticed the name wasn't taken yet, and I just couldn't help myself~

    Do you mind pointing me in a direction to go in, considering that I am indeed a newbie?
     
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  15. Mannfred Von Carstein

    Mannfred Von Carstein Patron Saint of Futanari

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    Most of the activity is, at least as far as I’ve noticed, on the NSFW side of the site. You’ll want to look over the various discussion and picture threads, like Favorite Pictures and Perverted Questions. Also note. NSFW Creative Writing isn’t all smut. A lot of it is, especially in the snippet threads, and especially in Cambrian’s threads, but there’s a good deal of actual story there as well.

    That’s all I can really think of off the top of my head, so welcome to QQ, fellow vampire! Be as lewd as you please.
     
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  16. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Just explore... to be honest. Just beware of Rants as that is where all the truly vile stuff is.
     
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  17. NotInventedHere

    NotInventedHere Getting sticky.

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    Hello? Hi? Probably mostly going to lurk on this forum like I do elsewhere, but hi nonetheless
     
  18. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    welcome welcome
     
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  19. Willbur

    Willbur Getting out there.

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    Hello all. I've finally found a keyboard for my tablet and decided to stop just lurking. Now I all I neeed to do is write my ideas down before it goes rampant... Again:p
     
  20. Aaron Fox

    Aaron Fox Not too sore, are you?

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    Ok folks, if you seen me on SV and SB, I don't need any introduction. For those who haven't, my tag is Aaron Fox, and I'm an emotionally and socially skewed Auspie. I... also have a particularly nasty quirk that I have kept private for over a decade: Whenever I get stressed, I become upset, unhinged, and/or angry. The worse the stress, the worse I get upset, unhinged, and/or angry... then there is the times I get a 'stress induced breakdown', where it can look like I'm suicidal to a trained child psychiatrist even though he knew that it wasn't in my nature. I've spent a few weeks/months in a mental hospital after my parents messy divorce because of one such breakdown.

    I will tell you, this quirk has caused me no end to my pain and suffering... and while I had a gut feeling about it for years, it wasn't until I went to the mental hospital that I truly understand and realized what I had.

    I also don't do angry well, as my little brother and my dad can attest as they've seen me when I'm genuinely angry (and they'll tell you, it's fucking scary).

    So, if you see me fly off the chain for no apparent reason or that I become angry, then assume that I'm having a stress induced breakdown at that time.
     
  21. DicedtobeFried

    DicedtobeFried Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Hi everyone!

    The word on the mean streets is that WtR is going to move in here so I figured I'd try to be ahead of the curve for once. I look forward to shitposting amicably with you all.

    ...

    I'm also here for the porn.
     
  22. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Welcome welcome. We dun bite. Just worship the tanuki overlords.
     
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  23. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Know what you're doing yet?

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    Hello everyone.

    I mostly lurk with the rare burst of activity in the form of posting or updating a fic, but don't expect much from me. I also often forget to Like posts I enjoy, so don't expect me to remember basic things like tagging people.
     
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  24. t-dugong

    t-dugong Beach bum, Esq.

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    Hello, 'tis I, t-dugong here ending my lurking days because Mr. Zoat is posting here now and I might want to write stuff on his thread. Thank you for taking your time to check this post.
     
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  25. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Hello my fellow countryman, have fun fapping to our archive of delectable smut!
     
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  26. 9adam4

    9adam4 No emotion, only "peace"

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    Hi. I'm Adam.

    I write a serial superhero rational fic elsewhere (link in sig). I came here with Zoat to begin with, but I like it enough to want to try my hand at writing one or two new things, and likely participating in other threads as well.

    I have a tough time telling when I am going too far "off topic" or not, but I promise to work on it.
     
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  27. Biigoh

    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Welcome welcome
     
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  28. G. Tony

    G. Tony Certified Dingus

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    Hi y'all, I made an account on this forum two years ago and then forgot I had it and just lurked.

    Feel free to ignore that thread over there that I just made so I could have access to my profile and change the default title; I didn't realize that the introduction thread existed for exactly this purpose.
     
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  29. My aaaaa button is stuck

    My aaaaa button is stuck Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Hi guys, I'm here to read all the stories posted here.
    I don't expect to post very often though.
    I just don't have all that much to say.
     
  30. garrysem

    garrysem Gone for Good

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    hello there
     
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