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[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

Interlude: After the Ball New
Jaune is sitting in the library, actually doing his homework. Weiss walks up

Weiss: "... Not doing your homework at the last minute, Arc?"

Jaune: "Nope. I'm being methodical. Do you approve?"

Weiss: "Hmph..."

Jaune: "I'll take that as a yes"

Weiss: She sits across from him, scowling "... I broke up with Neptune."

Jaune: "Oh? Why?"

Weiss: sighs "... He flirted with women right in front of me and all his lines were... So empty and vacuous. I wanted to talk to him about things but all he offered was flattery."

Jaune: "Dang. I'm sorry...did you let him have it?"

Weiss: "No... I just told him I wasn't interested and left."

Jaune: "Huh...so what will you do now?"

Weiss: sighs "I don't know..." Scowls "What are you going to do?"

Jaune: "...about what?"

Weiss: "You told me he was no good, you know."

Jaune: "No, I told him that if he broke your heart, I'd break his everything. I can still do that, if you want."

Weiss: "No, no... I just... I feel stupid..."

Jaune: awkwardly pats her on the shoulder "You're not the only one"

Weiss: sighs "Dozens of boys were like that back in Atlas... Flattering me, complimenting me, all just after my money... I thought that Neptune would be different. He was a Huntsman, after all..."

Jaune: Oh boy... "Yes, well, looks can be deceiving." I blame the writers... for the umpteenth time...

Weiss: "Still... I suppose I can appreciate you being... Honest, with me."

Jaune: "You're welcome."

Weiss: "... Are you just trying to play the bad boy?"

Jaune: "Come again?"

Weiss: You're frustratingly arrogant, bitter and cantankerous, yet even after all that I did to you, you still are comforting, kind and dare I say genuine.

Jaune looked away for a moment, then: "I just want the best for everyone, Weiss."

Weiss: "Why?"

Jaune: confused "Why not? We're all in this fight against the darkness together. And like I said... I do love you all."

Weiss: flush

Jaune: "Platonically! Except for Yang. That is definitely not platonic."

Weiss: "Hmph..."

Jaune: "I just want you to be happy, Weiss... That's all. If Neptune made you happy, then good. If not? I break his everything."

Weiss: blush "I-I can break his everything just fine, thank you! And I wouldn't want to watch you do it, either!"

Jaune: "... Okay...?"

Weiss: "Oh just... Forget it..." She points at a note "You spelled this wrong."

Jaune: "It's shorthand."

Weiss: "It's still wrong! Ugh, I'll teach you it properly!"

Jaune: "Yang was going to do that with me-"

Weiss: "She'll do it wrong! Now shut up and let me help you!"

Jaune: "Weiss... Please remember that Yang is really touchy about girls getting too close and you're acting like a tsundere-"

Weiss: "I AM NOT! ... And anyway, I'm doing you a favor! You... Love me, after all!"

Jaune: "Platonically."

Weiss: bright red "YES!"
 
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