[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

[AndrewJTalon]

The barn dance was actually quite civilized. Everyone in nice dresses and jeans, the band played lots of fun tunes, the barn itself was large and clean. Jaune took a turn with Yang first, and they danced happily to an upbeat song.

They didn't really talk much... But Yang did dance very close to him, practically rubbing up against him the whole time. Which Jaune didn't mind but they were getting a lot of looks. Especially from their teammates.

It wasn't until Nick and Isabel swung in front of them, that Jaune and Yang managed to slip out the back into the clean, mostly empty stables. Jaune sighs as they hold one another, leaning back against the barn wall as the music goes on.

Jaune: "They're going to track us down soon."

Yang: "Yeah, I know."

Jaune: groans "What am I going to do?"

Yang: smirk "Well-"

Jaune: snerk "I-Damnit I walked right into that one, huh?"

Yang: "Pretty much~! And it wouldn't be the first time~."

Jaune: "Nor the last... But... Geez. We gotta resolve this. I gotta resolve this." shakes his head "How the hell did this even happen?"

Yang: "You mean, how did a time travelling hero who is willing to sacrifice anything getting so much female attention from the people he loves and wants to save?"

Jaune: shakes his head "I'm no hero-"

Yang: "And you've got this dark, angsty backstory, too." She kissed him tenderly "Mmm... But you're right. We need to resolve this. I have... A few suggestions~..."

Jaune; "Such as?"

Yang: "We could get married."

Jaune: "..." He takes her hands in his and looks her right in the eyes "Some day, yes. When all of this is over-"

Yang: "Cardin and Velvet are getting married!"

Jaune: "Yeah, because he knocked her up."

Yang: "Well~..."

Jaune: "Yang..." *He stroked her cheek lovingly* "I want to do that... I think you'd be a wonderful mother. But we-"

Yang pounces on him and kisses him deeply, pushing him into the pile of hay.

Jaune: "Mmph! W-Wait, wait!"

Yang: "Seriously?! It's a literal roll in the hay! You have any idea how long I've been waiting to do this with you?!"

Jaune: "... Shit that's good. But! Buuuut... Let's be honest, Yang, Neither of us are ready for that step just yet."

Yang: huff "So, what? You want me to let you have a harem?"

Jaune: "I-What?! No! Of course not! I mean, unless you wanted one-"

Yang: "I don't! ... I-I mean... Probably?"

Jaune: "Probably?!"

Yang: "Ugh... Do you have to ruin the mood!"

Jaune: "Look... We'll sort that part out later. But... In the meantime, when we get back to Beacon... I've got a plan."

Yang: "And that is...?"

Jaune: "I did hook up Cardin and Velvet. With your help? We can hook the others up with good guys and get them off our case!"

Yang: deadpan "Even Pyrrha?"

Jaune: "Well... Um... One problem at a time?"

Yang: sighs in annoyance "Fine."

Glynda, in a fetching low cut sundress, enters the stables. She looks around.

Glynda; "Mister Arc, I-Oh! Sorry..."

Jaune: "Oh! Um, Miss Goodwitch-!"

Glynda: bright red "I'll... Ask for that dance later!" She flees.

Yang stares after her, and back at Jaune. She sighs heavily.

Yang:"Fine. The harem will be plan C then."

Jaune: "Wait what-" Yang kisses him "Mmm?!"

Yang: "We'll worry about that later! Roll in the hay, damnit!"

Jaune: "Yes ma'am'!"