The Arc Clan: Uncles Remy and Logan
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RWBY and JNPR piled into the latter's common room after practice, still buzzing with the usual post-training energy.
"Did you like our new combo, Ruby?" Nora grinned, "Pyrrha and I call it 'Railgun!'"
"It was so awesome!" Ruby gushed, "Ooh! I can't wait to make an actual rail gun!"
"You aren't going to use that attack in the tournament, are you Jaune?" Weiss asked, sounding concerned. Jaune grinned.
"Probably not against you guys."
"We'd see it coming from a mile away," Yang laughed.
"Maybe," Jaune smirked a little, looking over at Ren. "Anyway, let's-URK!"
A short, angry dark haired man grabbed Jaune by the throat with his right hand while his left sprouted gleaming metallic claws with a sharp snikt. "Hand over what you owe, Runt," he growled, "or I'll turn you into a shishkabob."
Weapons snapped up in an instant. Pyrrha leveled her spear, voice cold and fierce. "Let him go, or I'll rip every piece of metal from your body and use it to tear you apart."
Yang's gauntlets flared as she stepped forward. "And then I'll beat you to a pulp."
Nora's grin stretched wide and manic, hammer already humming with pink lightning. "And I'll do even worse!"
Jaune just laughed. "Uncle Logan, the whiskey's in the cabinet. I'll get it for you."
Logan paused, then gave a short nod and released Jaune's throat, the claws retracting with another metallic sound.
Jaune turned to his friends, rubbing his neck. "Guys, this is just my uncle Logan. He does this kind of thing all the time."
"Attempted murder?" Weiss gasped, glaring at Logan. The short man smirked.
"Keeps the runt on his toes."
Ren frowned.
Ruby's eyes went wide. "My uncle doesn't do stuff like that!"
Yang lowered her fists a fraction. "Qrow did almost burn the house down once."
As Jaune moved to fetch the bottle, Ruby protested, "That's different!"
Logan accepted the whiskey with a grunt. "Thanks, Runt."
Jaune grinned. "You're welcome. Is Uncle Remy here too?"
Right on cue, a tall, handsome stranger with coiffed red hair and striking red eyes set against black sclera stepped into the room, idly shuffling a deck of cards. A grin spread across his face, and every woman present felt her cheeks flush despite herself.
"Jaune! Well, ain't you just shootin' up like a weed! Give Gambit a hug!"
Jaune stepped forward happily and wrapped him in a warm embrace. Gambit chuckled and hugged him back just as easily.
The group eventually settled onto the couches and chairs, the initial chaos giving way to wary curiosity as Logan dropped into the sturdiest seat like he owned it and Gambit sprawled with lazy grace, still toying with his cards.
Gambit leaned forward, accent thick and warm. "Our Hunter group, we work wit' Radian's militia, y'know? Became good friends wit' yo' papa, Jaune. Nick, he one of de best men we ever met out dere in de field."
Logan took another pull from the bottle and grunted. "Nick's the dumbest ox I ever met. So friendly. So cheerful."
Gambit laughed softly, translating with a theatrical wave of one hand. "What he mean is, he's a solid man, de best friend we ever had, mon ami. Logan just don't know how to say nice things without soundin' like he's complainin'."
Logan grunted again, but the corner of his mouth twitched.
Jaune, perched on the arm of the couch between Pyrrha and Ruby, couldn't help himself. "So… is the entire X-Men Hunter Group coming, or just you two?"
Ruby exploded like a firework. "The X-Men Hunter Group?! The actual X-Men?! Like, with the claws and the cards and the—oh my gosh, that's so cool! Are they all coming? Is there gonna be a big team-up? Can I meet them?!"
Logan's low growl rumbled through the room like distant thunder. Ruby flushed scarlet and clapped both hands over her mouth. "S-sorry! I didn't mean to— I just— sorry!"
Pyrrha's eyes sparkled with genuine excitement, her earlier tension easing into something brighter. "It is very exciting. Especially after the famous Magneto joined your ranks. The way he turned the tide in that last major operation—"
Logan growled again, deeper this time. Gambit's ever-present grin tightened into something closer to a scowl, his cards flicking faster between his fingers.
Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, trying to smooth things over. "Magneto's pretty awesome… once he got over his whole 'destroy mankind' phase."
Weiss stared at him like he'd grown a second head. "Is he a Faunus?"
Jaune nodded. "Yeah. But he used to want everyone with Semblances to rule over those without. Real extreme stuff."
Blake nodded slowly, ears twitching beneath her bow. "He was too extreme even for the White Fang. Some of the old guard still talk about him like a cautionary tale."
Weiss looked horrified, one hand pressed to her chest. Jaune rushed to add, "He's better now! Really! He's on our side these days. Mostly."
Gambit let the cards settle with a soft shff and leaned back, eyes gleaming with mischief. "Onto more important matters, though. How many fiancés does Jaune actually have, anyway? Why he spare none of dat talent for Gambit, eh? A man could use a little help in de romance department."
Logan smirked around the mouth of the bottle. "One wife's usually enough for a smart man. More than that and you're just askin' for trouble."
Jaune went rigid, face draining of color before flooding with mortified red. "I— it's not— they're not— it's a misunderstanding! A really big, ongoing, everyone-keeps-joking-about-it misunderstanding!"
Blake spoke up first, perfectly deadpan. "He's actually my fiancé."
Yang's grin turned feral as she slung an arm around Jaune's shoulders. "I called him first, though. Dibs."
Ruby bounced in her seat, still pink from her earlier outburst but undeterred. "Arturia likes me best! She said so!"
Pyrrha's voice was calm but firm, one hand resting lightly on Jaune's knee. "I'm the true fiancé. We've been partners since day one."
Jaune buried his face in his hands, voice muffled and desperate. "Guys, please, it's not like that— they're all just— it started as a joke and then everyone kept adding to it and now even my family thinks— I don't even know how many fiancés I supposedly have anymore!"
Logan and Gambit roared with laughter, the sound filling the common room like thunder and warm rain. Logan slapped his knee while Gambit wiped a fake tear from the corner of one eye, cards scattering across the table in his mirth.
"Mon dieu, Jaune," Gambit wheezed between chuckles, accent thick as molasses, "you in way over yo' head, mon ami. But Gambit approve. Dis gon' be one hell of a festival."
"Did you like our new combo, Ruby?" Nora grinned, "Pyrrha and I call it 'Railgun!'"
"It was so awesome!" Ruby gushed, "Ooh! I can't wait to make an actual rail gun!"
"You aren't going to use that attack in the tournament, are you Jaune?" Weiss asked, sounding concerned. Jaune grinned.
"Probably not against you guys."
"We'd see it coming from a mile away," Yang laughed.
"Maybe," Jaune smirked a little, looking over at Ren. "Anyway, let's-URK!"
A short, angry dark haired man grabbed Jaune by the throat with his right hand while his left sprouted gleaming metallic claws with a sharp snikt. "Hand over what you owe, Runt," he growled, "or I'll turn you into a shishkabob."
Weapons snapped up in an instant. Pyrrha leveled her spear, voice cold and fierce. "Let him go, or I'll rip every piece of metal from your body and use it to tear you apart."
Yang's gauntlets flared as she stepped forward. "And then I'll beat you to a pulp."
Nora's grin stretched wide and manic, hammer already humming with pink lightning. "And I'll do even worse!"
Jaune just laughed. "Uncle Logan, the whiskey's in the cabinet. I'll get it for you."
Logan paused, then gave a short nod and released Jaune's throat, the claws retracting with another metallic sound.
Jaune turned to his friends, rubbing his neck. "Guys, this is just my uncle Logan. He does this kind of thing all the time."
"Attempted murder?" Weiss gasped, glaring at Logan. The short man smirked.
"Keeps the runt on his toes."
Ren frowned.
Ruby's eyes went wide. "My uncle doesn't do stuff like that!"
Yang lowered her fists a fraction. "Qrow did almost burn the house down once."
As Jaune moved to fetch the bottle, Ruby protested, "That's different!"
Logan accepted the whiskey with a grunt. "Thanks, Runt."
Jaune grinned. "You're welcome. Is Uncle Remy here too?"
Right on cue, a tall, handsome stranger with coiffed red hair and striking red eyes set against black sclera stepped into the room, idly shuffling a deck of cards. A grin spread across his face, and every woman present felt her cheeks flush despite herself.
"Jaune! Well, ain't you just shootin' up like a weed! Give Gambit a hug!"
Jaune stepped forward happily and wrapped him in a warm embrace. Gambit chuckled and hugged him back just as easily.
The group eventually settled onto the couches and chairs, the initial chaos giving way to wary curiosity as Logan dropped into the sturdiest seat like he owned it and Gambit sprawled with lazy grace, still toying with his cards.
Gambit leaned forward, accent thick and warm. "Our Hunter group, we work wit' Radian's militia, y'know? Became good friends wit' yo' papa, Jaune. Nick, he one of de best men we ever met out dere in de field."
Logan took another pull from the bottle and grunted. "Nick's the dumbest ox I ever met. So friendly. So cheerful."
Gambit laughed softly, translating with a theatrical wave of one hand. "What he mean is, he's a solid man, de best friend we ever had, mon ami. Logan just don't know how to say nice things without soundin' like he's complainin'."
Logan grunted again, but the corner of his mouth twitched.
Jaune, perched on the arm of the couch between Pyrrha and Ruby, couldn't help himself. "So… is the entire X-Men Hunter Group coming, or just you two?"
Ruby exploded like a firework. "The X-Men Hunter Group?! The actual X-Men?! Like, with the claws and the cards and the—oh my gosh, that's so cool! Are they all coming? Is there gonna be a big team-up? Can I meet them?!"
Logan's low growl rumbled through the room like distant thunder. Ruby flushed scarlet and clapped both hands over her mouth. "S-sorry! I didn't mean to— I just— sorry!"
Pyrrha's eyes sparkled with genuine excitement, her earlier tension easing into something brighter. "It is very exciting. Especially after the famous Magneto joined your ranks. The way he turned the tide in that last major operation—"
Logan growled again, deeper this time. Gambit's ever-present grin tightened into something closer to a scowl, his cards flicking faster between his fingers.
Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, trying to smooth things over. "Magneto's pretty awesome… once he got over his whole 'destroy mankind' phase."
Weiss stared at him like he'd grown a second head. "Is he a Faunus?"
Jaune nodded. "Yeah. But he used to want everyone with Semblances to rule over those without. Real extreme stuff."
Blake nodded slowly, ears twitching beneath her bow. "He was too extreme even for the White Fang. Some of the old guard still talk about him like a cautionary tale."
Weiss looked horrified, one hand pressed to her chest. Jaune rushed to add, "He's better now! Really! He's on our side these days. Mostly."
Gambit let the cards settle with a soft shff and leaned back, eyes gleaming with mischief. "Onto more important matters, though. How many fiancés does Jaune actually have, anyway? Why he spare none of dat talent for Gambit, eh? A man could use a little help in de romance department."
Logan smirked around the mouth of the bottle. "One wife's usually enough for a smart man. More than that and you're just askin' for trouble."
Jaune went rigid, face draining of color before flooding with mortified red. "I— it's not— they're not— it's a misunderstanding! A really big, ongoing, everyone-keeps-joking-about-it misunderstanding!"
Blake spoke up first, perfectly deadpan. "He's actually my fiancé."
Yang's grin turned feral as she slung an arm around Jaune's shoulders. "I called him first, though. Dibs."
Ruby bounced in her seat, still pink from her earlier outburst but undeterred. "Arturia likes me best! She said so!"
Pyrrha's voice was calm but firm, one hand resting lightly on Jaune's knee. "I'm the true fiancé. We've been partners since day one."
Jaune buried his face in his hands, voice muffled and desperate. "Guys, please, it's not like that— they're all just— it started as a joke and then everyone kept adding to it and now even my family thinks— I don't even know how many fiancés I supposedly have anymore!"
Logan and Gambit roared with laughter, the sound filling the common room like thunder and warm rain. Logan slapped his knee while Gambit wiped a fake tear from the corner of one eye, cards scattering across the table in his mirth.
"Mon dieu, Jaune," Gambit wheezed between chuckles, accent thick as molasses, "you in way over yo' head, mon ami. But Gambit approve. Dis gon' be one hell of a festival."