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It gets even funnier because a large part of Odyssey is Poseidon just going Kendrick on Odysseus.
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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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It gets even funnier because a large part of Odyssey is Poseidon just going Kendrick on Odysseus.
The Arc Clan: Total Ridiculousness
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Of course I was tempted to go even sillier with the Arc Clan. Even more ridiculous.
All was lost. Salem loomed over them, a terrifying specter of death. Even Blake and Yang's incredible lesbian love couldn't defeat her... So they broke up immediately after. Sun helped Blake get over things real quick.
Blake: "Comfort me with your abs, Sun!"
Sun: "Okay!"
Weiss: "If we're dying, I'm going out having sex with the love of my life! Jaune! I mean you could grow a beard but otherwise you're perfect!"
Yang: "LIKE HELL! I'M the blonde bombshell! I'm getting with the hero!"
Ruby: "ME! I COMMITTED SUICIDE!"
Weiss: "YOU GOT BETTER!"
Glynda: "Great... We die as we live... As gigantic idiots."
Jaune: *sighs* "Yeah..."
Oscar: "Sorry guys. I guess... We finally ran out of time."
Nora: "Amazing how you began to suck so hard at saving the world just now, huh?"
Ren: "Uncanny. Anyway Nora, I love you. I'm sorry I was stupid."
Nora: "I was stupider! I took romantic advice from Blake!"
Blake: "HEY!"
Jaune: Is being fought over by three girls "... Somehow this isn't how I thought it would end."
Cinder: "You could always join me, Jaune~! We've always had a spark, you know! I killed your girlfriend for you!"
Jaune: "Get fucked, one-eye."
Cinder: "Oooh, I'll use the whip and candle wax for that~!"
Salem: "Mwahahahaha... You will all join me in death soon enough-!"
Isabel: "JAUNE. MILES. ARC!"
Jaune: "M-Mom?!"
Isabel Arc stalks up, cracking the ground with every step. Salem looks affronted.
Salem: "Excuse me, we're having a final battle for the fate of the world. I'll kill you when it's your turn-"
Isabel does an offhand backhand that would make Batman envious, knocking Salem right off her feet and into the nearby mountain, making it collapse on top of her.
All: "... What."
Isabel: "Why haven't you called in two years?!"
Jaune: "The CCTnet was down-"
Isabel: "YOUR SISTER SENT LETTERS! WHY COULDN'T YOU?!" She hugged him tightly "MY BABY BOY! WHY MUST YOU MAKE YOUR MOTHER WORRY SO?!"
Jaune: "MMPH!"
Salem bursts out of the mountain and stomps back.
Salem: "First: What, and second: THE FUCK?!"
Isabel: "EXCUSE ME!" Punches Salem back into the rubble of the mountain "I AM HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY SON! WAIT YOUR DAMN TURN!"
Salem: "... Yes ma'am."
Cinder: "... New Mistress! Hello Mother Arc! I'm your son's fiance!"
Jaune: "LIKE HELL SHE IS!"
Ruby: "YEAH! I AM!"
Weiss: "THE HELL YOU ARE!"
Yang: "I CALL HIM!"
A brawl ensues.
Blake: "... You know, I'm kind of glad not to be the harem protagonist anymore. Way too much pressure."
Sun: "Yeah, and there really wasn't much to your character in the last few volumes."
Blake: "What?"
Sun: "I mean I love you, sweetie!"
Blake: "Aw..."
All was lost. Salem loomed over them, a terrifying specter of death. Even Blake and Yang's incredible lesbian love couldn't defeat her... So they broke up immediately after. Sun helped Blake get over things real quick.
Blake: "Comfort me with your abs, Sun!"
Sun: "Okay!"
Weiss: "If we're dying, I'm going out having sex with the love of my life! Jaune! I mean you could grow a beard but otherwise you're perfect!"
Yang: "LIKE HELL! I'M the blonde bombshell! I'm getting with the hero!"
Ruby: "ME! I COMMITTED SUICIDE!"
Weiss: "YOU GOT BETTER!"
Glynda: "Great... We die as we live... As gigantic idiots."
Jaune: *sighs* "Yeah..."
Oscar: "Sorry guys. I guess... We finally ran out of time."
Nora: "Amazing how you began to suck so hard at saving the world just now, huh?"
Ren: "Uncanny. Anyway Nora, I love you. I'm sorry I was stupid."
Nora: "I was stupider! I took romantic advice from Blake!"
Blake: "HEY!"
Jaune: Is being fought over by three girls "... Somehow this isn't how I thought it would end."
Cinder: "You could always join me, Jaune~! We've always had a spark, you know! I killed your girlfriend for you!"
Jaune: "Get fucked, one-eye."
Cinder: "Oooh, I'll use the whip and candle wax for that~!"
Salem: "Mwahahahaha... You will all join me in death soon enough-!"
Isabel: "JAUNE. MILES. ARC!"
Jaune: "M-Mom?!"
Isabel Arc stalks up, cracking the ground with every step. Salem looks affronted.
Salem: "Excuse me, we're having a final battle for the fate of the world. I'll kill you when it's your turn-"
Isabel does an offhand backhand that would make Batman envious, knocking Salem right off her feet and into the nearby mountain, making it collapse on top of her.
All: "... What."
Isabel: "Why haven't you called in two years?!"
Jaune: "The CCTnet was down-"
Isabel: "YOUR SISTER SENT LETTERS! WHY COULDN'T YOU?!" She hugged him tightly "MY BABY BOY! WHY MUST YOU MAKE YOUR MOTHER WORRY SO?!"
Jaune: "MMPH!"
Salem bursts out of the mountain and stomps back.
Salem: "First: What, and second: THE FUCK?!"
Isabel: "EXCUSE ME!" Punches Salem back into the rubble of the mountain "I AM HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY SON! WAIT YOUR DAMN TURN!"
Salem: "... Yes ma'am."
Cinder: "... New Mistress! Hello Mother Arc! I'm your son's fiance!"
Jaune: "LIKE HELL SHE IS!"
Ruby: "YEAH! I AM!"
Weiss: "THE HELL YOU ARE!"
Yang: "I CALL HIM!"
A brawl ensues.
Blake: "... You know, I'm kind of glad not to be the harem protagonist anymore. Way too much pressure."
Sun: "Yeah, and there really wasn't much to your character in the last few volumes."
Blake: "What?"
Sun: "I mean I love you, sweetie!"
Blake: "Aw..."