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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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digcat said:
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At least it wasn't the toilet seat bomb
 
TheFabulousCustodes said:
It was so poorly made it would have fizzled out anyways. :V
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That's the alternate ending lol

"Please just pick one Rubes!!"

"It's stressful ok?!"

The group of 8 could only accept their fate as the timer reached its final numbers. Yang pulled Ruby close to her, back to the bomb as to try and protect her little sister one last time.

"It's been an honor everyone," Ren stated calmly, though the slightest hint of sadness was noticeable.

"Nooooo!" Nora cried, pulling Ren into her bosom, "I don't wanna die yet! Me and Renny never got together-together!"

"J-Jaune I love you!" Pyrrha cried out, also assuming her last moment was now. Though she did wish it didn't get revealed that way.

"W-what?" Jaune looked at his partner as she suddenly pulled him into a kiss.

Everyone then looked to see the final 3, then 2, all turning away as 1 clicked. Then came a series of beeping! And then nothing.

"Um," Blake was the first to speak, "Anyone else not feel- you know, dead?"

They all looked to see the bomb beeping, before a spark blipped and the noises went quiet.

"Well that's a little ironic heh," Yang let out an awkward laugh, "Was uh, expecting to go out with a 'Yang'"

Her pun earned many awkward laughs, as they all stood up, still looking at the malfunctioned explosive.

"I knew the wiring was screwy!" Ruby claimed, "What absolute nuts even made this thing?!"

"So uh," Jaune looked to his partner who was staring at the ground, hoping it'd swallow her, "Y-you really love me Pyr?"

He saw her cheeks turn as red as her hair, "y-yes. F-for a while now."

Despite the awkwardness, a gentle smile formed on his face as he took her hand, "then, h-how about a date. This weekend. You know, since we aren't charcoal right now."

She let out a wet giggle as she looked into his eyes, a warm smile on her face, "I'd love that."
 
AndrewJTalon said:
-Cowboy!Jaune tries to be less of a cowboy. To be more "official" and "professional" and "gentlemanly". How does that go?
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I imagine the result- if successful- would have him closer to the image of a "southern gentleman", trading the outdoor getup for a sharp white suit and matching hat, while smoothing the edges of his drawl into something more refined.

Weiss is either going to absolutely love the result or find that she prefers the rougher aesthetic of the cowboy.

Phyrra, Ruby and Yang would definitely be all for the look.

Blake would either be lost in in her own smutty fantasies (with her as the serving girl down on her luck and Jaune as the saloon owner willing to help her out for a 'little favor'), or go on a tangent about the plight of faunus under the rail/oil barons of the time.
 
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Wanderer 96 said:
Weiss is either going to absolutely love the result or find that she prefers the rougher aesthetic of the cowboy.
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Man, you know Weiss wants a little Manhandlin'! Especially if Jaune's got the Beard of Experience (TM) grown out!
 
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