[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Gods seeing some of the most excellent writers shiting on Jaune is exhausting.

Was going through GurbleGerbil's old stories, fpund the one about Naruko in RWBY SI.

It culmintes in Jaune ditching training because he was embarassed. And he is expelled. Well more like his mother grpunds him for 2 years and his siter is only now going to start training him.

Wjere was this love before and HIW DARE YOU GET ANGRY NOW WHEN YOU DIDN'T TRAIN HIM OR UNLOCK HIS AURA?!?!?!

Pyrrha, Ruby and Naruko all mercilessly dunk on him(Pyrrha got in a relationship woth Ruby in the forest itself btw literally 2 days of meeting her, Naruko kissed Pyrrha in front of Ruby)

And while during this dunking, Nobodyentions that Naruto called chakra Catra in front of Konohamaru, didn't know Yin and Yang mix to make chakra which is something do fucking basic.

In fact they call Weiss OOC for leaving Jaune broken while in Canon she left him nailed to a tree exactly like that.

Sure Jaune was flaky but of all the characters in Existence Naruto is the one who should know how it exactly feels to be embarassed and skip classes.

Jaune in canon jas the exact same problem as Naruto. EXACT SAME.

How ling did it to take for Naruto to avcept help?

Oh yeah when Kalashi was about to fail them.

And when did Jaune accept Pyrrha's help? Oh ueah When Cardin was about to release the lie of Transcripts and fail them.

Just not the Pariah.

Just..... haha.

Sad fact is Naruko actually saw his soul, in entirety.

But the addition of a Pussy just makes everything so emotional and quick doesn't it?

I swear the misogyny is palpable.

Anyway, I am in mood of some good old fics here.

Oh and the cherry on top? The commentors were happily recommending that all of Jaune's sisters and his Widow mother should end up in her Harem. In Naruko's harem.

Naruko who they know is suicidal and flaky now.

I don't even need to point out the misandry here.

So I propose, Tai Yang takes his kids to reconnect with his old friends and family, his therapist recommended that instead of isolating he needs to reach out people more.

Yang finds Jaune. She punches him because he is cute.

Remnant is never the same again.

EDIT: Sorry for the rant guys, just, gahhhhh.

Fuck it. I will get back to my own story that I have been neglecting for a month.

I was disheartened because it got not much engagement but if this is what the people like then I will gladly remain an unknown.

After all their silence and boos mean nothing, I have seen what makes them cheer.

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'Yeah, these people just care about lesbians lesbians lesbians. Story? Character? Action? Nope, just their sexual fetish and being validated. It is utterly pathetic and what's driving much of Western entertainment into the ground for the last decade.

 

[zMADLAXz]

'Yeah, these people just care about lesbians lesbians lesbians. Story? Character? Action? Nope, just their sexual fetish and being validated. It is utterly pathetic and what's driving much of Western entertainment into the ground for the last decade.

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God, she is an amazing writer, but she managed to fuck up Naruto even.

A Naruto that gives up on his/her friend? A Naruto that gives up period. That's absurd. It didn't take till literally everyone was dead till he gave up during Pain assault, and that was pre war arc Naruto

A Sasuke that accepted a whole ass harem, when this brother barely managed to open up to one woman?

Pyrrha who couldn't stand up for herself in front of Weiss proposes to Ruby. The girl who has canonically shown love to only a single person who is a boy, whose goddamn themes song is about her journey to find love with a boy


View: https://youtu.be/IceA-W6EYHk

Ruby who came to make friends and was a nervous wreck without her sister gains confidence to enter into a relationship with a girl she met ONE FUCKING DAY AGO! The same Ruby

The writer's justification is that she enters relationship fast as hell and sometimes people don't need a long time to make really good relationships.

She asked out a person(a boy if I remember) on the first day of theater, in a week they were full on making out, and the relationship lasted a year barely.

I know I am getting too worked up but damn it I love Naruto series and RWBY series.

As Shakespeare once wrote "If you prick us, do we not bleed?"

STORY IDEA

Anyway, Jaune actually being trained seriously embarrasses all the beacon students not named Pyrrha Nikos and I am tried of pretending otherwise.

And on a day when I am actually pissed, Pyrrha is most likely getting beaten to dirt in a mid diff match.

So let's walk on that hypothetical, this Jaune prefers to make friends, but he has learnt a different kind of harshness that caused his parents to directly train him despite their fears.

So he treats Beacon like an actual professional going to community college, he takes espionage, information gathering, and large scale combat mission to serve as the unbreakable shield and healer.

He tries to connect but a person like him prefers the company of his teachers rather than students. A true Gifted Kid.

All that until one day this fiery blonde challenges him to match, to test out the class weirdo.

He beats her as honorably as he could(he beats her in 35 seconds instead of 5 seconds he could without his sword)

But she keeps coming back. She keeps standing back up, she rises just as many times as she falls. He falls for the grace with which she rises again.

Pyrrha finally getting over her anxiety faces him, the loss stings more than she cares to admit, but it's a sting that's like an old friend.

Two fiery women rise to the challenge multiple times, and Jaune feels himself falling every time a little bit more.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, yang potentially plays off of Jaune more than Weiss or Pyrrha even. Tsundere and Shy girl are nowhere near as fun as a girl who stands up for herself and takes what she wants

 

[Azzy Rael]

"She's greedy."

Ruby smiled, small and fierce.

"And so am I!"

"For cookies, not wives."

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I mean Ruby's like… sixteen? Ish? And arguably bi. Hormones and puberty, I could see her being greedy for both. Gotta be weird for Yang, considering she's been Mom, Sister, and teammate for her sister, and this is essentially going for a really weird dynamic if you extrapolate.

 

[Arkan10]

JAs a child, Jaune gets lost and remains lost for days, but is rescued by a faun who takes him to his people in a mine where he works. They take care of him and Jaune ends up helping in the mine, and he meets a faun named Eve Taurus, whom he befriends and protects from everything he can. He allows a mark to be made on his face to protect his friend; he leaves shortly after it is discovered that he is human and the son of a very angry Nick who destroys the mining camp. And practically declare war on the SDC with his entire family, friends, and hunter contacts for what they did to Jaune, and for hurting his saviors, especially his friend Eve.

 

[Gur40]

RWBY game fail

Spoiler: Jaune know the words

between his parents, aunts and uncles he knows every possible dirty play on words

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Ruby and a possible cousin

Spoiler: EverAfter family

Silver Eye Rose Dragon! made by the Blacksmith also know as better dragon vs her other kids

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more Ruby and Maka

Spoiler: lol

foid is a slang term for what?

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Smug Neo

Spoiler: Mint

apparently this disguise was created by the manga artist?

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the 2 main types of relationships on Remnant

Spoiler: healthy

and

Spoiler: dependent

and then you have the Adams and Jaq of the world as outliners

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wouldn't work but also wouldn't hurt to try?

Spoiler: smoothie

quick Jaune make boba

 

[zMADLAXz]

foid is a slang term for what?

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A slang term for women with negative connotations.

It's like how people consider calling women females as insulting(which is completely moronic of you ask me) foid is supposed to be an actual insult.

Moid being the male equivalent.

 

[Sliverhero]

Have a thought for a Jaune, Neo , yang team up. For this the three would be villains. As Jaune in his grief over pyrrha death remembers an old legend of the Infinte man and how when he is needed he will come back from the after life to help the people from the grim. (Its actually a legend based on OZ ability to be reborn to a new host.but Jaune doesnt know that know.) So he doesn't go with Ruby and co instead he is gling to track legends and discover a way to brake into the After life.
Yang while recovering she how Jaune is descending into madness decides to go with him to keep an eye on him. Leaving before she gets her arm.
Doing this they end up stumble onto Neo amd after a fight he makes a deal with her where he will also brake out Roman from the afterlife.

And as days and weeks go by Jaunes is slowly starting to make headway into his goal culminating into his latest ability a remant version of the naruto technique Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation

 

[digcat]

What changes would you make to pineapple jam Jaune.

 

[mgl1206]

What changes would you make to pineapple jam Jaune.

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Have Pyrrha make it as well since she's not the type to get caught up in the hype and chase after Grimm. Also since she's just woke Jaune's aura, she's not gonna let him out of her sight. And yes I'm starving for some good Arkos.

 

[Arkan10]

An older Jaune Arc returns to the past after losing everything, but instead of helping his friends, his desire for revenge drives him to hunt down and eliminate White Fang, seeking He hunts down every member and destroys every base; even Adam, in trying to kill him, ends up dead without being able to defend himself. This Jaune will not rest until he has eliminated all the fauns of the White Fang, to prevent his younger self from having his friends taken away in the future.

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

What changes would you make to pineapple jam Jaune.

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Have Amber live and winter join the harem alongside Amber and Ciel.

 

[LordofBones]

So he treats Beacon like an actual professional going to community college, he takes espionage, information gathering, and large scale combat mission to serve as the unbreakable shield and healer.

He tries to connect but a person like him prefers the company of his teachers rather than students. A true Gifted Kid.

All that until one day this fiery blonde challenges him to match, to test out the class weirdo.

He beats her as honorably as he could(he beats her in 35 seconds instead of 5 seconds he could without his sword)

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Oh dear, Yang's Raven arc has begun.

Yang: "If...if you beat me again, I'll wear a cowkini and bell in public! Jerk!"
Jaune: "What."
Pyrrha: "OH YEAH?! If you beat me instead, I'll wear a fox tail in public and only that!"
Jaune: "I just sat down!"

 

[digcat]

No way they will be able to walk after.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Oh dear, Yang's Raven arc has begun.

Yang: "If...if you beat me again, I'll wear a cowkini and bell in public! Jerk!"
Jaune: "What."
Pyrrha: "OH YEAH?! If you beat me instead, I'll wear a fox tail in public and only that!"
Jaune: "I just sat down!"

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I had a specific scenario in mind.

Jaune enters Glynda's apartment, carrying Glynda on his back.

This mission was a real close call, one of the emperors of Salem was bad enough, but two and the second one getting an ambush on them was too much.

Both are dead tired so Jaune takes the couch, but Glynda doesn't take the bed, she stays woth him, and by the time the first rays of sun arrive, she is snuggled atop Jaune, a blanket over them both.

What they don't know is that Glynda had called Yang and Pyrrha for strict detention 24/7 for the nuisance they had created and the two girls, using the spare key Ozpin gave them, entered her apartment to see one Glynda Goodwitch, terror of Beacon, with open hair.

Nuzzling Jaune in her sleep.

Yang: Conniving Hag.

Pyrrha: Desperate Spinster.

They silently keep murmuring.

Jaune: Girls, please leave, and don't bother Glynda for a few days.

Can you do that?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Vale Central Park was doing its best impression of a postcard. Late afternoon light through the trees, paths packed with joggers and families, the distant rumble of traffic on the ring road. Jaune and Blake walked the south loop with VPD vests over their usual clothes. For once, things semeed quiet.

Jaune had been searching for a topic of conversation... And had come up empty. He licked his lips.

"Uh... So... Um... I like your bow."

Blake stared at him like a cat on the farm for a moment, before nodding. "Thanks Jaune."

"Uh. It's okay." He scratched the back of his neck. "We just… never talk much."

"Naturally. We don't hang out much either."

"Yeah."

She glanced at him, then away. "I'm starting to think we should rectify that."

"Oh. Well. Thank you." He cleared his throat. "I-I think we should be better friends too."

"Don't mention it." A small, almost-smile. "I could teach you gag talk."

"…Gag talk?"

Blake produced a handkerchief from somewhere, tied it tight around her mouth, and mumbled something completely unintelligible at him.

Jaune stared. "…How would that help?"

She pulled it off. "You'd be surprised."

A car ripped past the park entrance at speed, blew the red light at the crossing, and kept going. In the back window, a baby was leaning half out into the wind.

Jaune's voice went flat. "That kid's not in a car seat."

"Come on!"

Blake was already moving. She hit the street in a black blur, landed on the trunk, then the roof, hair snapping behind her. Jaune pounded after her on foot, Aura burning in his legs. He wasn't as fast as Blake but he could at least keep up on her tail.

Blake leaped and landed on the hood. She glared at the driver through the windshield.

"PULL OVER!" Blake shouted.

The driver yelped and slammed the brakes. The sedan skidded to a stop halfway into the next intersection, the baby mercifully falling back into the interior. Jaune caught up as Blake dropped to the pavement. He yanked the back door open.

Expensive clothes. Open bottles rolling on the floor. A pretty blonde woman slouched in the back seat, reeking of liquor. The baby sat unsecured beside her.

The driver twisted around, trying for a smile. "H-Hey… uh… what's up?"

"Hey." Jaune kept his voice even. "You guys ran a red light. And your baby isn't in his car seat."

The woman blinked at him, slow and glassy. "Ohhh…?" Then she saw his face and tried for bedroom eyes. It did not work.

"Hey, buddy." Jaune leaned in toward the baby. "Hey."

A patrol car rolled up behind them. Jaune straightened without taking his eyes off the kid.

"Male driver, ran a red, baby was hanging out the window, not strapped in. Female passenger, possible mother, looks drunk."

The officer nodded. "Gotcha."

The baby started to cry.

The woman punched him in the face.

"HEY!" Jaune caught her wrist before the second swing landed. She jerked against his grip.

"Wha… H-hey. I didn't do anything!"

Blake was already there, lifting the baby out of the seat and turning her body so the woman couldn't reach him. The driver shoved his door open and ran.

Blake's foot hooked his ankle. He went down face-first on the asphalt.

The officers had cuffs out before he finished groaning.

"You're under arrest for child abuse, ma'am."

"Wh-Whaaa… but… asshole piss… pissh…!"

They folded her into the back of the cruiser. The second officer looked at Blake.

"You mind calling child services, Miss Blake?"

"On it."

Jaune checked the baby over with careful hands. A bruise was already darkening on the little cheek. The kid had gone quiet after the hit, which was worse than the crying.

"Bruise. Poor guy. He's so quiet after a hit." Jaune grimaced. That had a lot of nasty implications.

Blake lowered her scroll. "Just got off with Child Services. They're sending someone to the station."

"Hey, hey." Jaune rocked him a little. "It's gonna be okay, buddy. I promise."

The baby hiccuped, then smiled. Then giggled.

One of the officers clapped Jaune's shoulder. "You're good."

From the cruiser, the mother protested drunkenly: "My baby is… he's fine… I didn't hit… didn't hit nothin'…!"

They shut the door on her.

The driver was being held up against the other car. An officer leaned on the frame. "So. What are you to her? Are you the baby's father?"

"N-No. Yeah. Maybe? I-I dunno. She's slept around—"

Blake's look could have peeled paint.

"We were just, ya know… um…"

"Why were your pants down?"

"We were kind of… making out."

"With your kid in the car," Blake stated, cold and hard.

"He was in the back while we were doin' it… That's fine, right? Riiight..."

The breathalyzer chirped. Very drunk. He went into the same car as the woman, handcuffed and handled none too gently.

"You mind waiting for CPS while I take them in?" the second officer asked.

"Sure." Jaune kept rocking. The baby's eyes were already drifting.

Blake stood beside him, arms folded, watching the cruisers pull away. Her eyes were narrowed to near slits.

"…Some people," she muttered angrily.

Jaune started humming, then singing under his breath. An old lullaby. It soothed the child, and he slowly slipped into sleep. Blake looked down at the child, and bit her lower lip.

"I don't know if we did anything good here. He might end up back with that woman."

"Give it a chance," Jaune said gently.

The baby giggled in his sleep. Blake reached out, hesitant, and stroked his hair. Tiny fingers closed around hers.

She didn't know what she was doing. Jaune could see it in the way she held her wrist too stiff.

"I can help you with this."

"Huh? I uh—"

He adjusted her arms, showed her how to support the head, how to let the kid settle against her. Blake went still.

"Ok…"

The baby turned and snuggled into her chest like he'd been waiting for it.

"Oh."

"He likes you."

"I… um. Oh. G-Good."

Jaune smiled a little. "Are you an only child?"

"…Yes."

"I'm a middle child."

Blake's mouth twitched. "It shows."

"Naturally I learned about stuff like this."

A vision hit her. Two kids, blond with cat ears, tearing across a yard. A nice, cozy home. Jaune in the middle of it, laughing, not even looking surprised.

"Blake? You okay?"

Blake, dazedly, replied: "Yes, honey?"

"Huh?"

She shook her head hard. "What?"

"What?"

"I didn't say anything!" Blake insisted.

Jaune blinked.

"…Okay...?"

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

A vision hit her. Two kids, blond with cat ears, tearing across a yard. A nice, cozy home. Jaune in the middle of it, laughing, not even looking surprised.

"Blake? You okay?"

Blake, dazedly, replied: "Yes, honey?"

"Huh?"

She shook her head hard. "What?"

"What?"

"I didn't say anything!" Blake insisted.

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Yang - "Why do I feel like..."

Pyrrha - "Punching something."