ThunderBasilisk
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Both of these were hilarious
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don't know how to put it in dialogues, so have a picture that explains it instead.Ren: Nora?
Nora: Yes Renny?
Ren: Did you forget who taught you how to break legs?
Nora: You did!
Ren: And why did I teach you instead of doing it myself?
Nora: You said it was because I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man!
Ren: Exactly.
sometime a strong independent woman/man just wants to know that their partner appreciates them, even if it's just something small like breaking a few legs for them.
-The White Fang stops hounding Blake at Beacon and Blake wants to find out why. Turns out her parents finally had another baby, and Blake now has a little brother. A little brother the White Fang has kidnapped to hold hostage so that Ghira, Kali and Blake will do as they wish. Now it's up to Blake and her friends to save her little brother and for Blake to make up for some sins.
>Yang needs a biker gang to challenge a rival biker gang, and enlists RWBY and JNPR to help her out! Can they pull this off without loads of property damage? ... Probably not.
Blake: "Hey Jaune? I need some help. The White Fang have kidnapped my little brother.""-The White Fang stops hounding Blake at Beacon and Blake wants to find out why. Turns out her parents finally had another baby, and Blake now has a little brother. A little brother the White Fang has kidnapped to hold hostage so that Ghira, Kali and Blake will do as they wish. Now it's up to Blake and her friends to save her little brother and for Blake to make up for some sins.
The largest still doesn't fit as the chest area is too small for Yang's huge chest, so Jaune will still need to add some fabric and change it via sewing for Yang can fit.>Yang's dress gets ruined in an accident before the Dance. So Jaune asks his sisters to send one of theirs and helps fit it for Yang's proportions (easy since busty curvy blondes run in his family). They bond over this and Yang asks him to take her to the dance.
"Welcome new Mechwarriors to the world of Remnant. Today's class, the Great Houses. Map please."-We had the idea of mecha in Remnant before, powered armor and mini-mecha on the frontier. Let's think of new ways to use this idea!
Crashes out, creates a massive weapons plant staffed with natives from a remote continent*, hold an eccentric contest for an heir that maims participants and does song and dance during tours?
I'd say she gets about five seconds in before Yang gives her a proper hug and drags her out of isolation. Part of what made Wonka Wonka was massive IP theft which in Ruby's case I can only see ending with violent copyright enforcement.
* Blake's gonna throw a fit. Doesn't matter that the staff isn't mistreated or even faunus, she throws a fit
While very funny, it probably won't actually work because Grimm don't have any actual organs and don't leave any bodies behind when they die.Blake: "Ruby you're keeping slaves?!"
Ruby: "yesh come look."
Blake: "what the FUCK is that?!?!"
Ruby: Grimm with high powered pistons and servos pushed through their limbs powered by lightning dust. They're basically flesh puppets in constant agony."
Blake: "is...is this legal?"
Ruby: "ha! Oh Blake Grimm don't have rights. Look I even hooked a speech to text into this ones brain that interprets it's thoughts as words."
Grimm: "kill me."
Blake: "Ruby this is wrong "
Ruby: "you're right."
Blake: "I am?"
Ruby: "why should I be the only one taking advantage of humanities natural enemies? I should call the SDC. Thank you Blake for bringing this to mind."
Blake: *internal screaming*
>Yang gets training from Isabel Arc to become a monster hand-to-hand combatant. And maybe learn some humility.
Maybe the brain part wouldn't but shoving machinery inside of them should, hell them not having organs probably makes it easier.While very funny, it probably won't actually work because Grimm don't have any actual organs and don't leave any bodies behind when they die.
Anybody mind if I took a crack at this one myself? I got an idea for it.
I got Dragonslayer prompts of my own if anybody wants to have a go at them. I might write a couple of these out myself one of these days, but I want to see what everyone else has got.
>Long Ranged Options: Some unsubtle criticism from family leads to everybody's two favorite blondes realizing that they barely have any long-ranged options. Yang has her shotgun gauntlets but that's fifty meters at most (absent some custom made APFSDS slugs or something). Jaune has jack shit. Maybe it's time to work a cannon or a flamethrower into his shield? Or should he just buy a big iron? And is this even a good idea?
>Hair: Now, I know that in anything I write, Jaune styling and maintaining Yang's hair is a big part of their relationship. But what about Jaune's hair? He has some new ideas an wants to surprise his girlfriend. But Yang finds out early and now it's a race against time to stop Jaune from... Going Bananas. (GODS DAMMIT YANG!)
Thank you, that is all.
Jaune or Ruby alone are just as deadly as RenI knew instantly that this was paintball. And kek I can see Jaune being the same at Ren but his games Laser Tag
Go for it! Isabel fights like a combination of Tsunade and Tifa Lockhart, after all. And she's very, VERY good at it. So she's terrifyingly powerful and very intelligent. Learning from her would make Yang a real powerhouse!
Jaune could ask one of his family members, his Dad or Great-Grandparents, to teach him Aura Slash Techniques. Maybe he could see if Yang could learn Aura Blast techiniques like the Hadoken!
I loved that pun! Yang would too.
Hmm... High-energy MMA fighting that relies on the fighter's plasticity and agility to make blows even heavier + Aura scalpels, super strength & medical knowledge (do I have that all down?) = Yang will benefit greatly indeed, it's gonna come at the cost of a Doctor Shinogi-style anatomy lesson, but it will be worth it. Especially in the epilogue during the battle of Beacon where one very unlucky villain learns how literal I'm being with the Doctor Shinogi bit.
Ruby approves of Yang learning the Hadoken. That way she can stop stealing Crescent Rose's bullets and trying to fire them out of Ember Cecilia (I'm assuming Crescent Rose is a .50 BMG and Ember Cecilia is a 12 gauge for that to work) "If they weren't meant to fit why would the chambers be the same diameter?" - Yang