Tangy Arc's Loopholes
            
            
                
                
                
                
            
            
            
        
    
    
		
		
			AndrewJTalon
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During a bandit clearing operation in Mistral...
Weiss: "Major, we've got a problem."
Tangy: "And that is?"
Weiss: "The bandits are being supported by a local civilian backer. His factory is being used as a safehouse for them. We can't launch an attack on them without warning the civilians first under the rules of engagement and law of Mistral's Council."
Tangy: sigh "... It would be a pain to do, as it would warn the bandits... Hmmm..."
Visha: "But we have to, Major!"
Tangy: "... Or do we?"
Later, a fire starts in the factory. It immediately goes up in flames and the fire alarms sound. Everyone flees.
Tangy: cocks her rifle "Get ID Match on the bandits and shoot to kill! Avoid the civilians!"
PMC: "YES SIR!"
Later, when Tanya is confronted by the local civilian owner of the factory...
Owner: "You-You burned down my factory!"
Tangy: "You were harboring bandits and working with them in exchange for a cut of their plunder."
Owner: "I-You can't prove that!"
Tangy: "And neither can you prove that I or any of my troops had anything to do with the factory fire. That said, I have several dead bandits who were hiding out in your factory, and you have a fire conveniently starting that let me kill them. Which of these is the worse?" Glare
Owner: "Ah, well-"
Tangy: "Furthermore, if I was the type of person to set fire to your factory... What else am I capable of? With my utterly loyal troops and arsenal?" Psychotic Grin
Owner: "U-Um... I... I see your point..."
Tangy: "I thought you might."
In hindsight, Jaune having only fraud on his rapsheet is incredible considering what the rest of his family can get up to.
				
			Weiss: "Major, we've got a problem."
Tangy: "And that is?"
Weiss: "The bandits are being supported by a local civilian backer. His factory is being used as a safehouse for them. We can't launch an attack on them without warning the civilians first under the rules of engagement and law of Mistral's Council."
Tangy: sigh "... It would be a pain to do, as it would warn the bandits... Hmmm..."
Visha: "But we have to, Major!"
Tangy: "... Or do we?"
Later, a fire starts in the factory. It immediately goes up in flames and the fire alarms sound. Everyone flees.
Tangy: cocks her rifle "Get ID Match on the bandits and shoot to kill! Avoid the civilians!"
PMC: "YES SIR!"
Later, when Tanya is confronted by the local civilian owner of the factory...
Owner: "You-You burned down my factory!"
Tangy: "You were harboring bandits and working with them in exchange for a cut of their plunder."
Owner: "I-You can't prove that!"
Tangy: "And neither can you prove that I or any of my troops had anything to do with the factory fire. That said, I have several dead bandits who were hiding out in your factory, and you have a fire conveniently starting that let me kill them. Which of these is the worse?" Glare
Owner: "Ah, well-"
Tangy: "Furthermore, if I was the type of person to set fire to your factory... What else am I capable of? With my utterly loyal troops and arsenal?" Psychotic Grin
Owner: "U-Um... I... I see your point..."
Tangy: "I thought you might."
In hindsight, Jaune having only fraud on his rapsheet is incredible considering what the rest of his family can get up to.