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Silly Tales of the Super Girl (MCU Supergirl SI)

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by d.fish, May 7, 2017.

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  1. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Hahaha.... there goes the internet.
     
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  2. HypoSoc

    HypoSoc Time, once consumed, has no meaning

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    What format and what decks?

    This is the really important thing.

    I mean, stereotypically, Cap would be running a monowhite weenies decks with tokens and anthem effects. I could see him mayyyybe playing allies, but I figure he would rather run something straight forward and aggro, like weenies. Maybe Knights/Soldiers tribal.

    SuperFishie? I would guess some trollish deck like Owling Mine, or even Turbo Fog, but that's just speculation.


    I mean, I guess it could just be some casual kitchen table Timmy magic, but where's the fun in that?
     
  3. Biigoh

    Biigoh Moderator

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    Captain America plays FIRE! Red mana all the way...
     
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  4. d.fish

    d.fish Princess of Memes, Shitposts, and Puns

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    I wanna say the other way around. Cap trolls at MTG and SI plays white or red or something. But I'm not sure.
     
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  5. HypoSoc

    HypoSoc Time, once consumed, has no meaning

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    Wait, really? A burn player?

    Mono-red budget Burn or Fancy Naya Zoo/Burn?
     
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  6. mkire

    mkire Lee-ko is adorable

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    i like the 'history channel is actually showing history, tune in to show our support' line
     
  7. inverted_helix

    inverted_helix Connoisseur.

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    I'm still not sure if she's telling them the truth or just making stuff up.

    Plus the other guy seems to be just conjecturing a lot and asking her for confirmation that she just shrugs at but lets him go on anyway.
     
  8. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    I liked it.

    It was kinda neat as far as filler goes.
     
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  9. Tsotate

    Tsotate Getting sticky.

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    Ouch. Harsh, but accurate.
     
  10. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Sad thing is, she isn't making it up for the most part. And if she was, she could just go back in time to make it be true.
     
  11. d.fish

    d.fish Princess of Memes, Shitposts, and Puns

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    This is maybe so!

    But everything she said in this chapter is technically canon in MCU. The best type of canon!
     
  12. inverted_helix

    inverted_helix Connoisseur.

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    This would be way worse.
     
  13. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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    Well, she ate the time gem. I'm half convinced there's like 4 different Karas in the same timeline right now.
     
  14. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    *peeks head in*

    I'm sorry, did somebody say Supergirl selfcest foursome, because I think that that's a fucking brillian-

    *pauses*

    *checks header*

    *realizes this is the SFW section*

    *screams in frustration*
     
  15. d.fish

    d.fish Princess of Memes, Shitposts, and Puns

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    inverted_helix Connoisseur.

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    Yeah honestly this story is getting a bit too bizarre for my taste. The time gem just gives too much control over the entire reality.

    It's worse than being a Silver Age Kryptonian, which is really saying something. Though in this case they're stacked on top of each other.
     
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  17. Biigoh

    Biigoh Moderator

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    Can't you see him going with a mono burn deck? Just to get out of his Cap Persona?
     
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  18. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    Not... really?

    Even in his thought processes, he's a good guy.

    Well, except for when he's a Nazi, but we've learnt to ignore Marvel during their shitty little Social Justice phase.

    And it is a phase, because they're bleeding money right now.

    Well, that and the Cap fans seem to have universally lost their goddamn minds.
     
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  19. Biigoh

    Biigoh Moderator

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    Well... yes... but good doesn't equal not being aggressive when playing games?
     
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    KinKrow

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    He has a shield, that he viciously slams into people.

    I... I kinda laugh when I imagine him seeing it for the first time.



    The scientist approaches Captain America, and shows him his shield for the first time.

    "It's basically unbreakable sir. It should defend you well."

    Cap stares at him for a long moment, before staring at the shield even longer.

    He slowly reaches out, and takes it from the scientist, and begins to test it's weight.

    "I... am going to throw this."

    The scientist blinks owlishly, "What?"

    "I will throw this. I will throw this at all the things."

    "What."

    "I am going to bonk the Nazis."

    "Sir," the scientist begins, having managed to regain his footing, "It is a shield. It is designed to defend you, not to 'bonk the Nazis.'"

    The Cap slowly, ever so slowly turned to stare at the scientist with wide, unblinking eyes.

    "But why should I defend myself, when I can defend my enemies so hard they beg for mercy?"

    The scientist stared at America's new icon, and he knew despair.
     
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  21. Ack

    Ack (Verified Ratbag) (Unverified Great Old One)

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    Well, if you're gonna make a shield that looks like a Frisbee, it's your own damn fault.
     
  22. Aedenvuur

    Aedenvuur (Verified Nigerian Prince)

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    "But why should I defend myself, when I can defend my enemies so hard they beg for mercy?"

    America in a nutshell.
     
  23. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    Thank you for actually saying it.

    Sorta like that American quote, "If we don't know what the hell we're doing next, neither will our enemies."
     
  24. Gindjurra

    Gindjurra Not too sore, are you?

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    Only people who have never been trained to use a shield classify them as armor. People trained in their use classify them as weapons.
     
  25. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    Do they also classify them as throwing weapons?

    No?

    Well then.
     
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  26. Tsotate

    Tsotate Getting sticky.

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    Each and every person trained in use of vibranium shields classifies them that way, yes.
     
  27. KinKrow

    KinKrow GUN LOLI

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    After Captain America, but he's a... 'trend setter'.

    *bonk*

    And I'm done, btw, I'm not going to try to defend an omake that was built to get a few chuckles over semantics.
     
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  28. Gindjurra

    Gindjurra Not too sore, are you?

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    Every weapon is a throwing weapon, under the right circumstances.
     
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    d.fish Princess of Memes, Shitposts, and Puns

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    Old Air Force saying: "Anything can be air-dropped. Once."
     
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