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The SFW image thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Biigoh, Mar 17, 2013.

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    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time

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    Lady Vanatos Lewd Girl Extraordinaire and Tentacle Priestess~

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    Terraformed Venus
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    fishbait08 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    aabbcc Versed in the lewd.

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    Yeah, a giant cat would totally do that. What surprises me is that it isn't lying stretched, as to occupy the entire highway, because if a cat can make itself even more inconvenient by taking another position, it will do so.
     
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    fishbait08 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Cute tiny griffons
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    Something that Xicree might enjoy... images harvested from RPG.net
     
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    It’s clearly because the road is delineated. Cats do love irritating people, but they also inexplicably love laying inside of rectangles.
     
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    aabbcc Versed in the lewd.

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    Then it'd be using one of the trucks, because if they can pick an even smaller space to try sit in, they will.

    Maybe the road was empty when it got there?


    On the upside, such instinct to lay inside rectangles would make the cat better at parking than 99% drivers.
     
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    Fenrir Bites The Dust!

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    Wootius Not too sore, are you?

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    "YOU DOUBT MY POWER??!"

    *shakes leaf*
     
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    Jamesson Locke Know what you're doing yet?

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    Well that store clerk knew what he was doing. :)
     
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    Vladicus Sage of reason and incomplete information

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    I don't get it.
     
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    Derek58 Rocket Punch is Best Punch

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    Motorboating: The activity of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a motorboat.
     
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    Vladicus Sage of reason and incomplete information

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    I get it now, ty.
     
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    Biigoh Nothing but Innocent Fluff Moderator

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    Crinos from RPG.net
    Time for some porn. Some FOOD PORN OH YEAH.

    From the depths of Tumblr, I give you: Fantasy ration packs:

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    Original thread here (With a few more food packs I missed, NSFW for a little gore because those include Mind Flayer and Ogre Spreads)

    Personally, my favorite is the Drow spread, which is the fanciest bit of food ever seen. Drow is like "What, you want me to put bread and grains in my food pack? Like a peasant? No no, Its caviar wine and truffles for me. Humans who find my pack are gonna know I was one fancy mother fucker."
     
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    pepperjack A Variety of Cheese

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    Favorite part of that image is the word "squeakbeast."

    I was about to ask where he she kept the dishes, then I thought, "silly question, the slave's carrying them."
     
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    Thatcheating because it is explicitly said its not a travel ration but a regular meal or party fare feast.

    Even then I doubt Drown food would be that much different.

    Drown ration still most likely consist mainly a fungus and mushrooms that are common in Underdark. Lumpfish, cavefish and snails are also quite logically easily accessible in such environment than, let's say trouts or salmon.

    Bread, rice and other products requiring grain that are impossible to cultivate under earth surface without help of magic, would be considered a high class food because how hard is to grow it or because they must me imported from the surface. Quite possibly, cheese is also qite expensive and hard to get there, down there.

    I bet that Drown is delightfully munching on a loaf of bread when nobody is watching. Or act hight and mighty when exchanging a truffle for a couple of dwarf crackers or some dry cheese but making gleefull happy dance inside his or her head.
     
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    Jamesson Locke Know what you're doing yet?

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    Kinda expected it to be four times the size of anyone else's, cause well, Halflings. :)
     
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    pepperjack A Variety of Cheese

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    Proportionally, it's eight times the size of anyone else's?
     
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    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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