Theo Anders and the Black Exaltation[Worm/Exalted][Hiatus]

I figured the best gift for woman that had her childhood brutally taken away from her and will never have children of her own, was a doll of a popular Aryan american child actress.

 

what

 

So you mean we should give Mrs Schmidt a Barbie Doll set, correct?

 

[x] Plan Bii

 

Only if you think she is a child.

 

Personally, a barbie doll as a gift seems cruel. It's the equivalent of 'I know how much you want children, so here's something the daughter you'll never have could play with.' She may be a neonazi, but it isn't as if she had any real choice in the matter, what with the Gesselschaft brainwashing and conditioning.

 

You know, we could have given Kayden Glory Girl's panties. That'd be hilarious.

 

We must make it a habit to gift Kayden sexy bitches with light themed powers.

 

Shouldn't it be sexy bastards?

 

Solaroid UMI says she'll be bi before she knows it.

 

I prefer Kayden being the Queen of Light. With her boytoys of Light-themed capes.

 

That would be a offensive gift to a NeoNazi as Barbie's aren't made in America anymore, plus Sherry Temple is the ideal Aryan poster child.

Spoiler: Why Shirley Temple is awesome

No, that is your interpretation. The gift is a symbol that Theo will fight to give her sacrifice meaning and that he's symbolically giving her back her childhood to her. plus it's collectible item.

In a way, Theo and the Schmidts aren't that different.

 

what

 

Well one more reason to make Eric our bro! (aside from turning Theo bi )

 

Who?

I don't especially want to change Theo's sexual orientation. He's already been stated to not be interested.

 

Shielder and besides Theo is one of the Lover's Abyssals he has to at least ATTEMPT to match his liege's debauchery

 

He was already propositioned and refused, not interested. I'm all cool for bisexuality, but if you don't got it, you don't got it. Unless you want to try to burn a charm for changing sexual orientation?

 

Uh no it was mentioned iirc that we could influence Theo into being more open to that stuff by writing a interlude/omake with the Lover.
(probably something like say Theo's next meeting with the Lover has him "walking in" on her playing with one of her pet Solars/Lunars and perhaps asking if he wants to join in or would them to "service" him as well?)

 

It's common, but not universal for a Straight guy to have at least experimented once in their lifetime.

 

Maybe it could occur if/whenever we decide to make Sam's wish of being in a Rory-Theo sandwich come through?

 

I don't get what your trying to convey in one word.

 

who's the Lettuce in that BLT sandwich?

 

The sheer disbelief that you're saying something so stupid.

 

Common? Not really...
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9358339/ns/health-sexual_health/t/more-women-experimenting-bisexuality/
I wouldn't call 6% common

 

If we don't want Kayden ourselves, we should ship her with Grue, Silencio style. Complete with her letting slip countless racist remarks.

 

Six percent is how many women? Plus this poll only came from people comfortable enough to admit it.

 

Sorry, I was asking a question that in hindsight, sounds.... Aggressive? Hmm... I don't what the the accurate word is. But it's easy to misunderstand the meaning.

 

Sam of course! Though it could be Theo AND Rory as well if she ends up using her powers.